Husband and Wife Transmigrate Together! My Husband Takes the Imperial Exam, I Lie Down and Win!

Lin Shiqi and her estranged CEO husband transmigrated together into an ancient farming family during a famine year.

The CEO husband became the old Zhou family's silly son, while Lin Shiqi...

Chapter 11: Go steal someone?

Chapter 11: Go steal someone?

"It can be used for dozens of hours on a single charge, and it's small and portable... Modern times are really great! I didn't realize how lucky I was in modern times, but now that I have a comparison, I realize how happy my life was in the past."

Feeling.

Zhou Lang did not object, indicating that he agreed.

He rarely saw such an ancient thing as a flashlight. Only Lin Shiqi's house was a mess, with all kinds of things.

Unexpectedly, it came in very handy in ancient times.

In a short while, the two of them finished a loaf of bread, a cake, two braised chicken feet, three grilled sausages, two bottles of yogurt, and two bottles of juice.

The taste buds were finally satisfied.

So cool!

"The unfinished food must be hidden, and these packaging bags cannot be thrown away randomly. When we can use the love lock, we can take them back and throw them in the trash can."

"Um."

If it were thrown over here and someone found it, I don't know what kind of attention and commotion it would cause.

"Do you want to go to the bathroom? Let's go to the bathroom together?"

After eating and drinking, Lin Shiqi proposed.

He also waved the flashlight in his hand.

Zhou Lang also had this need. He had hardly gone out in the past few days. Mrs. Zhou and the others did not allow him to go out, so he went to the toilet in the toilet bucket brought in by Lin Shiqi.

The conditions are limited, so every time after I finish doing it, there is a smell in the house that takes a long time to dissipate.

He couldn't bear it either.

"OK."

Lin Shiqi added, "Let me tell you, there are dry toilets in this village. If you don't have a flashlight, you really have to be careful not to fall into the pit, then you're done..."

Give Zhou Lang a shot of prevention first.

This will save him from being ignorant and unable to get used to it.

To be honest, Lin Shiqi herself was not used to it, but she had the experience of living in the countryside when she was a child, and she had no choice but to adapt to the local customs, so she was able to make a living.

The two of them went out to get up at night with flashlights.

The toilet was in the backyard. The two men walked through a gate and came to the toilet in the backyard. They could smell the stench from far away.

Lin Shiqi went in first and asked Zhou Lang to wait outside the toilet.

After she solved the problem, she gave the flashlight to Zhou Lang and let him go by himself.

Lin Shiqi was guarding him.

As soon as we left the flashlight, everything was pitch black.

Zhou Lang should be in trouble as he didn't come out for a long time.

Lin Shiqi was so cold that he stamped his feet and didn't want to wait for him anymore.

Suddenly, my eyes blurred and it seemed as if a figure came out of the back door.

Lin Shiqi thought to himself, could it be that he is here to use the toilet as well?

Now that Zhou Lang is inside, she has to remind the newcomers...

Unexpectedly, the man did not come to the toilet, but went to the back door.

The backyard is also fenced and has a back door.

The back door is not on this side of the toilet.

Lin Shiqi was a little confused. It was getting light in the east and the roosters were about to crow. Could it be that the Zhou family got up so early to go out to work?

But it doesn’t look like that!

Why don't you go through the front door to work? Why do you sneak through the back door?

This figure doesn't look like a man, because she is small in stature, so she should be a woman.

What kind of woman would sneak out to work so early? To have an affair, right?

Lin Shiqi didn't care in the end.

She was a newcomer and the Zhou family was a deep and complicated place. She had to take care of herself and had no time to think about anything else.

After waiting for a while, Zhou Lang came out.

He pinched his nose, his handsome face turned red, and he came out in extreme displeasure.

Lin Shiqi found it funny to see his embarrassed look.

"Mr. Zhou, is this your first time using a rural toilet? How does it feel?"

Zhou Lang didn't want to answer, so he walked away quickly with his long legs.

He didn't open his nose until the smell disappeared, and then he took a few long breaths of fresh air.

After returning home, Zhou Lang still refused to go into the house. He stood under the eaves for a long time, waiting for the smell on his body to dissipate before going back to sleep.

Of course, I washed my hands several times.

He also asked Lin Shiqi for laundry detergent or soap or something like that.

"Go outside and pick two leaves and bring them in to rub your hands. The leaves are all yellow now, so why not use the bark?"

Zhou Langcai gave up.

This time the two of them had a blanket, so they finally had something to cover themselves with.

Young Master Zhou first picked out a fluffy blanket and gave the old bedding to Lin Shiqi to sleep on.

Lin Shiqi naturally refused, because the blanket belonged to her family!

"One million! I'll transfer it to you when I get back. Give the blanket to me." Zhou Lang used the same trick again.

Lin Shiqi thought about it and thought that Young Master Zhou had never suffered any hardship, so he should just give it to him.

"One million just now, and now another million. Do you owe me two million?"

"Yes, I keep my word."

"Okay, I'll let you."

What if I could go back and millions of dollars fell from the sky? Wouldn’t that be awesome?

These are all empty checks that she earned through her hard work!

The next morning, the first and second rooms were responsible for cooking, so Lin Shiqi could get up later.

When on duty, you have to get up early to do your work.

If she is not on duty and gets up a little later, no one will scold her.

After she got up, she washed up and helped Zhou Lang wash up as well.

The Zhou family's house is a large courtyard. There are three main rooms at the entrance. The main room in the middle is the living room, where the family usually eats or discusses matters. To the left of the main room is the room where Mr. Zhou and Mrs. Zhou live, and to the right of the main room is the room where Aunt Zhou lives.

There are three side rooms on each side of the entrance.

The first room on the left is where Zhou Lao Da's family lives, the second room is Zhou Qinan's study, and the third room is where Zhou Lao Er's family lives.

The first room on the right is where Zhou Laosan and his family live, the second room is where Zhou Laosi and his wife live, and the third room on the right is currently a storage room, where Zhou Laowu sometimes stays for a night when he returns home for the New Year.

The kitchen and other facilities are in the backyard.

The Zhou family is large and all the houses are full.

It was also lively when washing up in the morning, with everyone standing under the eaves rinsing their mouths.

The same goes for Lin Shiqi and Zhou Lang.

Generally, they use willow branches to poke it twice. The Zhou family is better off, so they bought a kind of coarse salt for cleaning teeth.

The smell was a bit pungent, bitter and astringent. When Zhou Langshu took a sip, he felt extremely disgusted.

The facial features were wrinkled together, the nose was not a nose, and the eyes were not eyes.

He uttered "Puh" several times.

Fortunately, he looked like a fool, so when people saw him, they just smiled.

Lin Shiqi said hello to Mrs. Zhou and took Zhou Lang out to play.

Mrs. Zhou told her, "Don't let him hit anyone. Go out for a walk and come back for breakfast..."

"Okay, mother, I will take good care of my husband. I won't go far, just walk around near our house. My husband hasn't been out for a few days and he must be feeling bored."

"Yes." Mrs. Zhou agreed.

Zhou Lang traveled through time for several days and had never left the Zhou family's gate. Mrs. Zhou was worried about letting him go out. Firstly, she was afraid that people would laugh at the Zhou family for having a fool. Secondly, she was afraid that he would cause trouble. Once someone laughed at the fool, the fool would get angry and beat people. The fool was big and strong, so he would beat anyone who was hostile to him, even children. A lot of people would come to the Zhou family to seek justice.

Old man Zhou hates this kind of thing the most.