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After choking to death on her own saliva, Yin Yinying finally realized that she had always been a cannon fodder character in a nov...
Chapter 226 Don’t get close to women, you will become unhappy
Hearing this, Zheng Qi nodded and immediately responded, "Yes."
"Me too!" Yin Yinying immediately showed a pure smile.
Zheng Qi was immersed in this smile for a moment.
He was about to speak, after all, he and Yingbao had the same personality, which was a happy thing.
Then I heard Yin Yinying's next words——
"Your reaction is slow, and mine is slow too. If we end up together, our future children will also have slow reaction times, so we're not suitable."
She said it seriously.
It successfully made Zheng Qi, who already had a slow reaction, even slower.
"……ha?"
"So, why don't you find someone else you like, so that your future children can have good genes." Yin Yinying said earnestly and even patted Zheng Qi on the shoulder.
The girl in the duo who were watching the show over there couldn't help but slap the table excitedly when she saw this scene.
"See? Yingbao took the initiative to have physical contact with our boss. They must be having a show!"
However, the waiter raised his index finger and shook it left and right. "Leaking, leaking, leaking a lot. It looks like our boss is being rejected."
Sure enough, the next second, Zheng Qi's expression gradually became tearful.
"Yingbao, are you rejecting me again?"
Yin Yinying placed her hand over her heart, looking extremely distressed. "I'm sad too."
Hearing this, Zheng Qi felt even more sad. "It's just slow reaction time, I don't mind."
"But you have to think about your descendants." Yin Yinying continued to 'enlighten' him.
"At worst, I won't have children." Zheng Qi said with pain.
Yin Yinying:?
This train of thought is a bit strange.
"But I want to have kids, so I need to find good genes."
"I understand." Zheng Qi suddenly spoke, looking at Yin Yinying with an extremely serious expression.
Yin Yinying finally breathed a sigh of relief.
It's good that he understands. As long as he knows that what she said is just an excuse, she won't need to find so many reasons.
Then I heard Zheng Qi's next words——
"Do you really like children and want to find a better man to bear offspring?"
Yin Yinying:?
"……Well?"
"Because my genes are not what you want, that's why you reject me, right?"
Yin Yinying: ...
Communication is really difficult.
She shook her head, but then nodded, "That's not the case... Never mind, just think of it this way. That's probably what it means anyway."
Zheng Qi also sighed. "Then I can try genetic modification... There's a recent experiment looking for volunteers that can modify a gene sequence to any desired form... I'll sign up!"
Yin Yinying:???
If his father knew what he said, he would definitely scold him and call him a "filial son".
"Is it still possible?"
Zheng Qi nodded. "It's an overseas project, still in its initial stages."
Yin Yinying:???
I thought it was just a joke, but I didn’t expect there would actually be such a project???
Shocked her whole family.
"How is it? Not bad, right?" Zheng Qi chuckled.
Yin Yinying: ...
"That's not necessary." She shook her head silently. "Honestly, even if it's for other reasons, you don't have to do this. Really, it's very humble of you."
She spoke earnestly.
After all, he really didn't expect that Zheng Qi could do so much for her.
He just stared at the man opposite him and sighed deeply, like a deflated ball.
He took a sip of coffee first, then put the cup on the table.
Then he said, "Actually, I know everything. Yingbao, you said so much just to reject me."
"Is it because of that kid Ji Jinjing?" Zheng Qi continued speaking, looking at Yin Yinying.
“…” Yin Yinying couldn’t help feeling guilty.
Finally, he nodded and said, "I'm sorry."
"There's nothing to apologize for. I've seen it for a long time." Zheng Qi tasted alcohol in his coffee. "That guy has liked you for a long time. You two have a good relationship, and you're in the same base, so you see each other every day. Unlike me..."
His expression became even more aggrieved. "It's not like it's that hard for me to ask you out."
Yin Yinying sighed.
It seems that he really hurt a little boy who was just beginning to fall in love.
But how could he make him understand that even if they were together every day, she probably wouldn't have any feelings for him other than friendship.
...But it's so cruel to say that.
So Yin Yinying chose not to say anything.
But she still heard these words -
"The boss is too stupid to really think that if he is also in the base, then there is a possibility between him and Yingbao!"
This is the waiter's voice, coming from the bar.
Apparently, the crematorium was caused by someone not controlling the volume when gossiping and talking too loudly.
It successfully reached the ears of the person involved.
Yin Yinying and Zheng Qi simultaneously cast sharp glances towards the source of the sound.
The waiter broke out in a cold sweat on his back.
The girl frantically tugged at his sleeve, stepped aside, and waved her hand, distancing herself from the matter. "I don't know him... No, I'm not familiar with him. We didn't discuss you together!"
Good job.
This wave is called self-destruction.
This made Zheng Qi's already fragile heart even more sad.
"Yingbao..."
Yin Yinying immediately comforted him, "Don't listen to his nonsense. Even if you were in the training camp, there's no possibility for us... No, even if you weren't in the training camp, there's still a possibility for us... Bah, there's no possibility for us..."
Damn.
The more you describe it, the worse it gets.
She heard Zheng Qi's heartbreaking voice, and even felt herself being stepped on and rubbed hard by her.
I could only give him a sympathetic look and said, "Sorry, I made a slip of the tongue. That's not what I meant."
“A lot of truth comes in the form of jokes.”
Another strange voice appeared next to him.
——This was transmitted by the onlookers at the next table throughout the conversation.
Apparently, it was another case of not controlling the volume while eating melons.
In an instant, the entire cafe fell silent.
Only the sound of Zheng Qi crying remained.
Yin Yinying sighed and patted his shoulder, "I won't say any words of comfort."
——Anyway, telling him would only stab him more.
"Then I can only give you one thing." Yin Yinying continued, "Bye bye, the next one will be better. Don't get close to women, or you'll become untrustworthy."
Suddenly.
There was thunderous applause in the cafe.
There were even cheers.
Let’s celebrate Yin Yinying’s brave words together.
Yin Yinying:???
Isn't this supposed to be a very sad situation?
Zheng Qi cried even more pitifully.
Yin Yinying couldn't bear it. "Look at what kind of girl you like. I'll introduce you to some. There's no need to be so picky... Maybe you like someone who can help you pick up ID cards? That's easy. Just throw a bunch of ID cards on the street and you'll definitely get a lot of people to help you."
(End of this chapter)