Transmigrating into a dimensional demon god cub, apprenticing under the Ancient One, punching Thanos, kicking Dormammu, and reaching the pinnacle of life.
Li Yi looks up to the sky and lets o...
The 500-year period has arrived! At this moment, at Mount Lingshan in the Western Heaven, the face of the Tathagata Buddha is beaming with joy!
The Great Leiyin Temple, which should have been shining with golden light and filled with Buddha's light, was now a little dim.
After all, the Arhats and Bodhisattvas originally did not have the halo of merit above their heads.
Without so many shining things, it's only natural that it becomes darker!
Although these 500 years have been a bit miserable, it’s okay, the hard days are over.
The Buddha believed that as long as the journey to the West was over, Buddhism would spread widely in the East.
Everything that is lost will come back again! And more!
At this time, the sound that Tathagata Buddha did not want to hear the most came from outside the Great Leiyin Temple.
As Guanyin Bodhisattva came over, he shouted: "Master, something terrible has happened!"
The Tathagata Buddha's eyes were full of helplessness, as if to say, "Don't force me to beat you when I'm happy."
Then he said with a hint of fatigue: "What happened again?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva quickly replied: "Because the 500-year period has expired,
I went down to earth to check it out, and unexpectedly discovered that the Five Finger Mountain was now bustling with people, and had become a tourist attraction in the mortal world!
Sun Wukong had no worries about food and clothing at the foot of the Five Finger Mountain, and there were people to play games with him, making him a new type of otaku in the mortal world!
I have no desire to travel west, nor do I crave freedom!"
Upon hearing this, the Buddha's pupils trembled, "Impossible, absolutely impossible!
What are the Five Jiedis doing? Why don’t they report this kind of thing?”
Guanyin Bodhisattva looked a little embarrassed. "Well, when they were about to report it, I saw that they were all mortals and didn't say anything since it wasn't a big deal!"
The Buddha pointed at Guanyin Bodhisattva, as if he had a lot to say, but it was all stuck in his mouth!
The Buddha Tathagata kept suppressing his anger. He couldn't be angry, he couldn't be angry. I am the Buddha Tathagata, how could I swear?
After the Buddha calmed down, he asked Guanyin Bodhisattva.
"Then what about the original Sha Monk, Zhu Bajie, and Tang Monk on their journey to the West? My disciple Jin Chanzi, nothing will happen to them, right?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva glanced at the Tathagata Buddha and whispered: "Zhu Bajie was reincarnated as a pig in a pig farm, raised on an assembly line.
It couldn't become a spirit at all! It died very quickly and is now back in heaven!"
The Buddha felt a headache coming on, and suppressing his anger, he asked, "What about Sha Monk?"
"The Quicksand River has been healed by mortals who have controlled the desertification.
Now I hide in the river all day, and I'm also addicted to watching short videos and being a streamer. I heard it's quite popular! "
Buddha Tathagata seemed to sense something was wrong, "Isn't he pierced by flying swords over 100 times every week?
Could it be that he doesn't want to be free either?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva replied weakly: "He stuffed the magic stone into the Jade Emperor's pocket.
Because of his good attitude, his punishment was reduced! And Tang Seng himself!"
The Buddha was anxious. Tang Seng was his disciple, and nothing must happen to him!
"What happened to Tang Monk? Tell me!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva was a little embarrassed to speak, but she still said, "Jiang Liu'er, he was found while floating in the river.
He was taken into an orphanage, completed nine years of compulsory education, and through his own hard work, was admitted to university and then became a scientist!
They are not monks now!"
The Buddha Tathagata vomited blood, pointed at Guanyin Bodhisattva, and remained silent for a long time.
He shouted loudly: "This kind of thing is not a trivial matter, right?
Why don’t you report it? I’m entrusting you with such an important matter! You! "
Guanyin Bodhisattva took out a halo of merit from the jade bottle and put it behind her head.
"I'm sorry, but I didn't gain any merit from following you. I'm following the Heavenly Court now!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a large number of Bodhisattvas and Arhats in the Great Leiyin Temple changed their clothes and put on halos of merit.
He looked at the Buddha with regret on his face, and then flew towards the heaven in a very orderly manner.
I won’t pretend anymore, I’m going to show my cards!
The fortune of Buddhism is declining rapidly, just like a sluice gate releasing water!
After a while, the Buddha looked at the Leiyin Temple, where only a few things were left. For a moment, he didn't know what to say!
Two tears rolled down her eyes, and she murmured, "Two holy masters!
Why don't you help me with this? Can you bear to see Buddhism decline?"
After a long time without any response, the Buddha hurriedly ran down from the golden lotus.
An Arhat looked at the reaction of Tathagata Buddha and seemed to have some hope in his heart.
He asked aloud: "Buddha is in such a hurry, does he have any backup plan?"
The Tathagata Buddha ignored the Arhat and shouted towards the Heavenly Palace: "Guanyin, take me with you!"
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Of course, the Buddha Tathagata did not really surrender to the Heavenly Court, even if he wanted to.
After all, there are still two saints behind Buddhism, although we only know about it through rumors.
Among the many Journey to the West worlds, this world's journey to the West failed and has been abandoned by two saints.
But we still have to give the face that should be given!
The Buddha Tathagata looked depressed and returned to Mount Lingshan in the West to struggle to support his Buddhism!
As for the Journey to the West, it was completely blown! Just kidding, the leading male, the second male, the third male, and the fourth male all had accidents.
The mortals in the world are now living happily, as industrial power has greatly increased productivity.
Everyone's happiness index is very high! Add to that the development of entertainment, who has time to believe in Buddhism?
Instead of wasting time on this, you might as well believe in the God of Science. At least he can bless you to pass every exam!
Nowadays, before taking exams, people who study liberal arts must worship Wenquxing, and those who study science must worship Keke Tianzun.
Li Yi was surprised to find that he had a lot more believers, especially when there were major exams in the mortal world.
What about the high school entrance exam! The college entrance exam! The postgraduate entrance exam! What a pleasant surprise! This is what it is!
Li Yi also gathered a large group of little fans in heaven.
Although they are all newly ascended immortals, although they are a bit non-mainstream, they like to wear steel armor and high-tech things!
But the admiration for himself was real, and Li Yi said he benefited a lot from it.
Their different ways of thinking also injected great vitality into the Heavenly Court, making the entire Heavenly Court full of vitality.
In addition, the treasury of the Heavenly Palace was full, and the Jade Emperor waved his hand and directly supported them.
A different world of Journey to the West appeared, and Li Yi was a little surprised.
Let’s not talk about the technological immortals for now, it feels weird that the gods in heaven have a halo of merit behind them!
But that's normal, after all, Heaven has the most of this stuff right now! Now it's all paid out as salary!
But it's time to leave this world! Li Yi left an anchor and will come and see it next time when he is free.
"Go home!"
Li Yi's figure gradually disappeared from this world, which made the Jade Emperor so angry that he blew his beard and glared.
"Damn it! We were playing a solo game, and you patted my head and ran off, right? Fine, fine!"
Li Yi left a voice that reached the Jade Emperor's ears, "The game is over, why not run away?"
"Tsk, you only know how to play the role of a mother!"