Chapter 36: Jiang Xiaodi's shaved head and his being bought...

Just then, Jiang Jiezhi poked his head out and asked, "What is this?"

Jiang Miaomiao glanced secretly at Jiang Jiezhi, who was muttering to himself beside her.

She smiled slowly and said, "The Yan family's secret recipe is a delicacy that I only obtained through personal connections."

Jiang Jiezhi was surprised: "With so many gimmicks, is it really that delicious?"

Jiang Miaomiao replied without changing her expression, "...That should be it. After all, the way to my heart is through my stomach!"

Jiang Jiezhi didn't believe it: "Dr. Yan is handsome, smart, and has a good temper. He's the most popular 'puppy dog' breed right now. Just stop fawning over him and you still dare to make up stories about him pursuing you?"

"You know that cute little puppies are all the rage right now, but what about you? A shameless dog that's fallen into a dye vat?" Jiang Miaomiao said disdainfully.

The poor turtle in the jar was still unaware of what was happening. "Let me try it. If it's good, I'll make it for her?"

Fearing that Jiang Miaomiao was stingy, Jiang Jiezhi even tried to snatch the food plate, saying, "I've given you the whole safe, can't you even have a bite to eat?"

Jiang Miaomiao said with difficulty, "That's not it. It's just that I feel indebted to them, so I need to write a short essay to give feedback on their taste."

Jiang Jiezhi wondered, "Do I have to write an essay just to eat something?"

Jiang Miaomiao nodded: "You may not be able to solve math or physics problems, but surely you can write a situational essay that even elementary school students can do?"

Seeing Jiang Jiezhi still wavering between writing his short essay and tasting the food, she reached out and slowly pulled the plate away from his sight. "Opportunities don't come twice, like women, like delicious food..."

Wait a minute, Jiang Jiezhi asked urgently: "There's no word limit for the essay?"

"It didn't say there shouldn't be any restrictions... right?"

"Then I'll write!" Whether it's one word, a hundred words, or ten thousand words, it's all the same; he just needs to strive for perfection.

Regardless of Jiang Miaomiao's wishes, Jiang Jiezhi quickly opened the spoon that came with the food box, scooped up a spoonful of the brightest red rice porridge, and stuffed it into his mouth. Then, Jiang Miaomiao saw his face turn from white to purple, and his eyes suddenly widened like copper bells, his reaction was extremely violent.

She finally felt a pang of pity and asked, "How does it taste?"

Jiang Jiezhi spat out, "What is this? Did Dr. Yan mistakenly give me a watermelon rind laced with formaldehyde?"

Jiang Miaomiao quickly jotted down his dismal feedback with her pen, then pointed to other colors and coaxed, "Maybe this one has a unique flavor. How about trying the black one? It's Oreo flavored."

Jiang Jiezhi, who could be tricked out of his safe by Jiang Miaomiao, could be tricked a second and a third time. He scooped up a spoonful of Oreo flavor with some skepticism, but this time he vomited before he even chewed it. "...It's both sweet and sour. Are you sure it's Oreo?"

Jiang Miaomiao tempted him gently: "How about trying this?"

"No! I'm afraid of being poisoned!"

"Just a few more bites, how could anything made by Dr. Yan be poisonous?"

"Then why aren't you eating?"

"I'm on a diet."

"I'm on a diet too!"

"A real man looks better when he's a little chubby."

"I won't eat it! I'd rather die than eat it!"

This is a huge threat!

Jiang Jiezhi suddenly realized: "Are you trying to create the illusion that I committed suicide by poisoning myself? You, you, you..."

His hands trembled with rage. "A scheming, wicked woman!"

Since gentle persuasion didn't work, Jiang Miaomiao resorted to force: "Remember our contract? As long as our 'puppy love' ultimately comes to fruition, you will obey unconditionally! Now is the time for you to obey. Eat seven more bites, just a small spoonful each. At worst, you'll get diarrhea, but if you don't eat, I guarantee I'll beat you until your stomach is rotten!"

"..."

Jiang Jiezhi looked at the inhuman Jiang Miaomiao, then at the indifferent Steward Xun behind her, and secretly glanced at the study door behind them, calculating the chances of a successful escape.

Jiang Miaomiao immediately got up and closed the study door, then held a baseball bat across his neck, looking even more like a rogue and scoundrel than him.

What's this called?

There is no ladder to heaven, and no door to the earth.

Desperate and with nowhere to turn, Jiang Xiaodi covered his face, wanting to cry.

...

As if facing certain death, Jiang Jiezhi finally tasted all nine kinds of milk tea rice porridge, and described them with barely any words, using only half a breath.

But considering Yan Yousui's fragile heart, which was probably no more than three years old, Jiang Miaomiao added "It's not your fault" after each comment before nervously sending them out.

[Yan Yousui: ...Was it delicious or not?]

[Jiang Miaomiao: ...Ah San, what do you think?]

[Yan Yousui: Am I getting more and more nicknames?]

[Yan Yousui: Husky winking.jpg, well, wait for my second improved version.]

[Jiang Miaomiao: Little angel, we have no grudge against each other, is it really necessary?]

[Yan Yousui: A husky's "I don't care" look.jpg]

Jiang Miaomiao sighed deeply. She had really misjudged him when she thought he was harmless!

She glanced at Jiang Jiezhi, who was slumped against the back of his chair and still breathing, and frowned, saying, "Is it really that big of a deal? He only ate nine bites of rice."

That's the kind of person who talks without understanding the pain!

Jiang Jiezhi could only greet him with his eyes: Thanks for the invitation. The person was not dead, but his mouth was filled with nine indescribable flavors, which then traveled down his throat and into his abdomen, causing him to feel extremely nauseous.

After a while, damn it!

Jiang Jiezhi, clutching his stomach with his left hand and blocking his anus with his right, rushed to the toilet.

Having observed everything, Butler Xun asked, "Miss, shall I go downstairs to get some antidiarrheal medicine?"

Jiang Miaomiao nodded in agreement.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the four top tutors specially invited by Jiang Miaomiao arrived right on time.

Coincidentally, Jiang Si, who was bored at home, also came.

As she handed the sun hat to Butler Xun, she asked, "Who else is at home now?"

Butler Xun replied, "Only the young lady and the young master are left. They are interviewing tutors in the living room."

Jiang Si said "Oh" and slowly walked into the room. She saw Jiang Miaomiao communicating with four people in the living room, while Jiang Jiezhi continued to huddle listlessly at her feet, obviously exhausted from diarrhea.

"You're here." Amidst her busy schedule, Jiang Miaomiao suddenly raised her hand in greeting.

Jiang Si glanced at them briefly, still maintaining her "respect for teachers and elders" demeanor, nodding and smiling, "Hello." Then she went straight into the kitchen and opened the refrigerator.

Not long after, Jiang Miaomiao arrived.

Jiang Si leaned against the refrigerator door, eating ice cream, and asked, "You want all four tutors?"

Jiang Miaomiao replied, "In addition to teaching skills, teachers should also pay attention to professional ethics, so there is one I don't want."

Jiang Si smiled: "The gentleman in the blue suit to your right?"

Jiang Miaomiao nodded: "You noticed it too?"

Jiang Si sneered: "That kind of look is like I'm naked, it's disgusting."

“He looks at me like I’m gold,” Jiang Miaomiao replied. “I’ll have someone investigate him later.”

Instead of simply kicking the person out, she worried whether such a person had ever used their position as a teacher to harm naive children.

Jiang Miaomiao left the kitchen and, with the housekeeper, saw off the four tutors.

I went back online to confirm with the agency that I had signed contracts with two of them, and promptly paid the deposit.

Jiang Jiezhi witnessed firsthand that he had to go home for extra classes every Monday to Friday evening, and instantly slid off the sofa in despair, completely deflated.

Jiang Si walked over and lightly kicked him with her toe: "Sit properly. You have no manners, whether you're standing or sitting. You think you can pick up girls with this kind of posture?"

My aunt is so pretty, yet she looks so ugly with paralysis!

He quickly got up and sat up.

The two most shrewd women from the Jiang family quickly sandwiched him between the sofa.

Jiang Si on the left: "Who is this kid trying to woo?"

Jiang Miaomiao on the right: "His homeroom teacher's daughter."

Jiang Si (left): "Is he good enough for me?"

Jiang Jiezhi: "Hey... I'm still here!"

Jiang Si (on the left): "I know."

Jiang Miaomiao on the right: "It's a bit too difficult for a colorful hedgehog to chase a white swan."

Jiang Jiezhi: "..."

He suddenly stood up, forcefully broke through the two women's attack, and strode towards the door.

Jiang Si called out, "Where are you going?"

Jiang Jiezhi said angrily, "I'm going to dye my hair back to black!"

Jiang Jiezhi didn't even turn his head: "Don't stop me! My mind is made up!"

"Oh, looks like you have some secret stash of money. Go get a haircut yourself."

squeak!

Jiang Jiezhi, who had rushed to the front door, stopped abruptly. He turned around and looked at Jiang Miaomiao and the safe at her feet, scratching his head in frustration: Damn it, I don't have any savings left!

...

It was still Jiang Si's van, but this time it carried an extra troublemaker.

Jiang Miaomiao and Jiang Si sat side by side, both of them looking at Jiang Jiezhi, from his colorful hair to his all-black PU leather gear and the pair of sneakers covered in studs.

Jiang Jiezhi pressed himself against the car door, trembling under their gazes.

He couldn't beat Jiang Miaomiao alone, and with the smiling tiger Jiang Si added to the mix, he was even less likely to win.

The car was parked at the entrance of the shopping mall.

To prevent Jiang Jiezhi from escaping, the two men grabbed him from both sides and dragged him into the barbershop.

Tony, the barber, greeted them warmly. Seeing their wealthy and noble appearance, he was about to push a group of people to recharge their accounts when Jiang Miaomiao pointed at Jiang Jiezhi's head, circled her finger around it, and said directly, "Please shave his head bald."

"What?" Not to mention Tony the hairdresser, even Jiang Jiezhi was shocked.

Jiang Jiezhi struggled and said, "I just want to dye my hair back to black!"

Jiang Miaomiao said coldly, "You've been dyeing your hair for too long and it's damaged your hair quality. You need to shave your head to nourish your scalp."

A fist struck him hard in the stomach!

Jiang Miaomiao pressed the dejected Jiang Jiezhi into the seat.

Jiang Jiezhi still tried to struggle.

Jiang Si, who had been standing with her hands behind her back, suddenly reached out and handed Jiang Miaomiao a baseball bat.

She has been with us ever since she left the Jiang family villa, and this is the moment she sets out to defend us!

The flames that Jiang Jiezhi struggled to extinguish instantly, leaving not even a trace.

Twenty-four minutes later, a shiny head, sandwiched between two beautiful women surnamed Jiang, was led out of the house like a puppet whose soul had left its body.

Jiang Jiezhi has no hope left.

As for how they took off my clothes, put on my clothes, took off my clothes again, put on my clothes again... I felt nothing.

Two lines of tears squeezed down his cheeks; he had already decided to stay up all night to write his will.

***

The next day is a working day: Monday.

Those who should be working are working, those who should be going to school are going to school, while those who are unemployed continue to cause trouble.

Wen Rongying, Shi Yi, Xi Shouge, Mo Congyun, and Jiang Si arrived at the Jiang family villa before the stock market opened.

In the study, Jiang Miaomiao projected her computer screen onto the wall, watching with everyone as Da Jiang's stock continued to rise. However, after rising for more than an hour, the rise slowed down, and it was clear that there was no sign of it hitting the daily limit again today.

Jiang Miaomiao then handed over the details of her earlier plan for cooperation between online shopping and physical express delivery to Jiang Si.

Jiang Si then managed to "tactfully" deliver the plan to Jiang Bainian.

Jiang Bainian has always lacked business acumen; he's good at sticking to the old ways but not at innovation. He was smug about following Jiang Zhengye in replacing Jiang Si's achievements, and now that he's discovered this money-making plan, he's naturally eager to jump on the bandwagon.

With this plan in hand, Jiang Zhengye and Jiang Bainian simply read it aloud at the shareholders' meeting at 2 p.m. and easily obtained the approval of a large number of shareholders.

The news broke before the market opened at 3 p.m., which is naturally good news.

The stock price of ginger surged instantly.

Jiang Miaomiao glanced at a point where the slope was gentler and said, "Start clearing out the stocks."

Shi Yi asked doubtfully, "Shouldn't we wait a little longer? Maybe it'll hit the daily limit again?"

Jiang Miaomiao said, "The market is about to close. It's best to secure your money now; otherwise, things might get complicated." Besides, she had already played all the favorable cards she had.

If there is a military order, I will obey.

The four immediately began clearing out the inventory.

At this moment, Dajiang's stock price is trending very well, and both Dajiang Group and its shareholders are celebrating, with everyone queuing up to buy.

They cleared out their inventory, and the network instantly showed the transaction was successful.

But there was still one person hesitating in the study: Jiang Si.

Jiang Miaomiao couldn't interfere, since it was her personal property and no one else had the right to make decisions about it.

Knowing that Jiang Miaomiao wanted to "buy short" the stock, Jiang Si pawned her possessions to get cash and bought Da Jiang shares in advance, increasing her 2% stake to 2.5%.

As of today, apart from the newly gifted 0.5% of shares, she has already made tens of millions from the stock price difference.

Jiang Si was reluctant to sell all her stocks and gamble on whether there would be a good opportunity to "buy at a low price" later. She didn't have Jiang Miaomiao's adventurous spirit, so after careful consideration, she only sold the newly added 0.5% of the stocks to maintain the original 2% stake.

She has always preferred stability.

The stock market closes at 3:00 PM.

Jiang Miaomiao and the other three individuals each have nearly 100 million yuan in stock funds in their accounts.

Jiang Miaomiao's nerves, which had been tense for many days, finally relaxed a little. Even though she was very confident, it was still a gamble.

She clapped her hands, indicating that she wanted to go out for afternoon tea to celebrate.

After much deliberation, the group chose an expensive Cantonese tea shop.

Inside the shop, the six people waited patiently for the snack cart to arrive.

Around 3:30 PM, Tujia Logistics' official website quickly pinned the following message: The previous online shopping cooperation agreement with Dajiang Group was based on a partnership with Jiang Miaomiao, not Dajiang Group. Now that Jiang Miaomiao has been dismissed, this cooperation is null and void!

Shi Yi had to sigh, "You're right, things can get complicated if we wait too long."

Jiang Miaomiao took a small sip of Chaoshan Kung Fu tea, then smiled at Jiang Si, whose expression had slightly changed: "Just wait, the backlash from Da Jiang's stock has begun..."