Jiang Chu woke up to find that the world had collapsed.
A doomsday crisis, a biochemical apocalypse.
When Jiang Chu saw an old man walking a bird confronting zombies with military brass...
"I'll fight him! Damn it, I'll beat him to death! The Longdu Army brothers are really bragging!"
The opponents were all furious and eager to challenge Jiang Chu.
Facing this group of reckless fools, Jiang Chu merely smiled disdainfully: "A bunch of trash vying to die? Do as you please. It's just a pity for your parents and elders, who will have to bury their children!"
These guys' girlfriends were all brainless, unlike Qin Qiuya who knew how to protect herself. At this moment, they all jumped out and started pointing at Jiang Chu and cursing.
"You're courting death! Who do you think you are?"
"You're asking for death, aren't you? Believe me or not, I'll make sure you leave Starsea lying on your back!"
Jiang Chu smiled lazily: "Alright, stop arguing with me, I don't have time to deal with you."
Brains aren't for spewing nonsense; they're for thinking.
Think carefully about what's best for you guys to fight me.
After Jiang Chu finished speaking, he went to the counter and picked up all the straps of the clothes, shoes and socks that the ladies wanted.
Jiang Chu's attitude enraged Cui Tianzhou's brothers and others.
Cui Tianzhou himself was furious.
After much deliberation, he felt that virtual combat was no longer enough to quell his anger.
Kid, you're so arrogant, I shouldn't have let you live!
Thinking of this, Cui Tianzhou immediately dialed Qi Tianshun, the company commander of the second-year normal school of Xinghai University, and embellished the story.
Qi Tianshun was no pushover either.
Previously, the Xinghai Army's first-year normal school only won fourth place in the two Rookie King competitions, and had already been ridiculed by Qi Tianshun.
Now that he's heard that the Brotherhood is such a principal, he's furious: "Fine, if you're going to fight, then don't fight secretly!"
Go ahead and fight me!
Let's have a 5v5 real-person tournament then!
"Let's fight right here in the Star Navy University arena!"
"Company Commander, will this cause you any trouble?" Cui Tianzhou asked.
"What trouble are we looking for? They're all brothers, what's there to be afraid of!" Qi Tianshun sneered. "Those bastards in the Brotherhood are too arrogant, it's good to teach them a lesson!"
...
While Cui Tianzhou was on the phone, the beauties on Jiang Chu's side had already changed their clothes.
Jiang Chu walked up to Lin Han and said helplessly, "Sister, it really wasn't me who caused this trouble."
“I know everything. My Xiao Chu doesn’t cause trouble.” Lin Han glanced at Cui Tianzhou and the others and said, “I just talked to Brother Lin on the phone. Brother Lin’s point is that he hopes you can help him out. The atmosphere in Xinghai University’s second year is too bad. They’re all so arrogant and always causing trouble for the first year students.”
"Isn't Brother Lin known for his fiery temper? Why doesn't he keep an eye on them?" Jiang Chu asked.
“Every principal has their own difficulties,” Lin Han said. “Stop complaining about Brother Lin. What Brother Lin means is, it doesn’t matter if we die or not, we just have to turn their unhealthy practices around!”
"Wow? This is interesting." Jiang Chu had the expression of a mischievous child seeing a fun toy.
Luo Xiaonan curled her lip and said, "I have a feeling someone's going to be unlucky, losing both money and their life."
Luo Xiaobei sighed: "The 'Pit God Mode' has been activated..."
...
Half an hour later, Jiang Chu and the others returned to the Star Navy University.
"Sisters, I'm sorry, I was planning to invite you to stay until the evening, but it's not possible now," Jiang Chu said apologetically to Lin Han and Tuoba Rouyun.
"It's alright, treat us when you're done. We have plenty of time anyway," Lin Han said with a carefree laugh, glancing at his watch.
"That's not right. Stop taking advantage of Xiao Chu all the time. Let's split the bill tonight!" Tuoba Rouyun said.
"What the hell? Don't worry about it, Rou Rou. If we don't take advantage of this kid, who else should we take advantage of?" Lin Han said.
“That’s right, Sister Rou Rou, I have money. After we deal with these little bastards, we’ll go out and have some fun.” Jiang Chu said nonchalantly.
This is Hall 3 of the Star Naval Academy.
Hall No. 3 is the territory of the Xinghai Normal University First Year Normal School Company.
However, Qi Tianshun and his gang were used to being domineering, and they deliberately chose this place today to teach their juniors a lesson and kill Jiang Chu and his gang along the way.
Bai Yingjie was also there, and his expression was very unpleasant.
Upon seeing Jiang Chu approach, he strode over, gritting his teeth, and said, "Jiang Chu! I'm about to explode!"
"Come here, baby, give me a hug!" Jiang Chu quickly hugged Bai Yingjie.
Bai Yingjie was furious: "Damn it, they've been bullying us for months! It's even worse than when you bullied us!"
Huo Xiao rolled his eyes: "You bitch Bai, make yourself clear. I didn't bully you back then; you were the ones who provoked me!"
Tao Yong said helplessly, "I can testify."
"You're my ass!" Bai Yingjie grabbed Tao Yong by the neck and said angrily, "You'd better get up there in a bit and teach them a lesson!"
"We're all from the same school, how come things are so tense? It's even worse than our relationship with you!" Luo Xiaobei asked.
"Don't even mention it! If you were our senior brothers and sisters, it wouldn't be a problem!" Bai Yingjie's deputy company commander complained. "Sister Xiao Bei, they really go too far. They're always finding fault with us, and they always take more than their share of supplies. Otherwise..."
"Stop talking!" Bai Yingjie waved his hand. "Jiang Chu, it's not convenient for us to intervene, since we're all from the same school. The principal doesn't want infighting, but it's different for you."
"Don't worry, we'll deal with them properly," Jiang Chu said with a faint smile.