[Charismatic Protagonist? Multiple Male Leads? No System? Male Competition? Love Rivalry? Strong Female Lead? Scumbag Female Lead?]
Mu Qi, in the middle of a laboratory experiment, unexpected...
Chapter 292 Find Ying Xianzun
Jing'e's face darkened. He couldn't bring himself to talk about such things.
He said awkwardly to Mu Qi, "Please help me find Ying Xianzun to come over."
Mu Qi immediately shook his head, "No, that won't work. What if Immortal Ying sees what I've done to you and hits me?"
Jing'e glared at her, "Shouldn't you fight? Go now!"
"I don't!"
Jing'e's voice softened, "Be good, I will make sure he doesn't hit you, go and call him over."
"I can do everything that Ying Xianzun can do, why do we have to call him?" Mu Qi didn't understand. She had experience in taking care of so many men, was there anything she couldn't do?
Jing'e gritted his teeth and said, "Go when I tell you to! Don't talk nonsense!"
Mu Qi looked at him suspiciously. After all, her master still had authority, so she went to call the person over obediently.
As soon as Ying Xuan'an entered the room, Jing'e shouted to Mu Qi, "You go out first."
Mu Qi curled his lips, closed the door and went out obediently.
Ying Xuan'an turned his head to look at the closed door, stared at Jing'e who was lying motionless and asked suspiciously, "What are you doing, kid? Lying down to welcome me?"
Jing'e coughed awkwardly and pretended to be calm, "I can't move now. I want to drain the water. Please help me."
Ying Xuan'an looked at him in shock, "What?! Why can't you move? Is it serious? I'll go find Lao Zhong from the Saint Medical Pavilion."
He was about to leave in a hurry, but Jing'e stopped him with a loud voice, "Come back! I said I'm fine!"
Jing'e gritted his teeth and said, "I can't hold it anymore! Hurry up! I need to drain the water!"
Ying Xuan'an looked at him, and after thinking for a while, he finally figured out the key point. Suddenly, he laughed, "Are you about to pee your pants?"
Mu Qi secretly moved away from the door with a red face.
She, she, she heard nothing!
Obviously she also thought of the inappropriate cup of tea. She was wrong... She was sorry to her master.
But it was really funny. Master almost wet the bed, hahahaha…
Ying Xuan'an held his stomach and laughed for a long time, "Just pee, if it gets wet I can use a cleansing spell on you."
Jing'e was so angry that his face turned red, "I don't want to wet the bed! Help me get up and pee!"
"No way, then I have to hold it for you." Ying Xuan'an looked at his hand, and felt a chill at the thought. He shouted, "Don't even think about it! My innocence is the most important!"
"Qingbai! Hurry up!!" Jing'e was going crazy!
Seeing his irritable look, Ying Xuan'an finally compromised and walked over to help him up, "Damn it! I really owe you this!"
After a while, Ying Xuan'an threw him onto the bed, shook his hands vigorously, and cursed, "So disgusting! So disgusting! I'm so unlucky to have met you!"
Jing'e felt more comfortable, and he was no longer irritable while lying sideways. He said slowly, "Help me lie down quickly. This posture is awkward."
Ying Xuan'an used the cleansing spell on his own hands ten times before he straightened them, but his face still had that look of despair.
"It's dirty! I'm not clean anymore!"
Jing E glanced at him, "Shut up!"
Ying Xuan'an: "You dare to yell at me, believe it or not, I will destroy and dirty my things!"
Jing'e shut up and said, "It's not dirty. I was so awesome that I just went out through a line and nothing dripped on your hand."
"Get lost! You're the dirty one!"
Jing E: "If you have the guts, chop off your hands!"
Ying Xuanan:!!!
I really want to beat him up!
After arguing for a long time, the two were finally able to talk calmly.
"What on earth are you doing?" Ying Xuan'an asked.
Jing'e: "Oh, it's okay, it's just the aftereffects of the elixir my apprentice made for me."
Ying Xuan'an glanced at him sideways, not quite believing it. He didn't want to say that he couldn't get the truth out, so he was too lazy to ask any more questions.
"Okay, get out of here. Ask my disciple to come back and read the storybook to me." Jing'e started to drive people away.
"You're not! You'll just kick him out after you use him!"
"How about you stay and listen to the story together?"
Ying Xuan'an saw the book beside him, picked it up and read a passage, "'Huan'er, don't be nervous, relax a little.' Yue Qin said in a hoarse voice.
"Xian Zun, you, you go out first..."
Ying Xuan'an paused, and the air suddenly became quiet.
Ying Xuan'an and Jing'e stared at each other, and Jing'e was obviously confused.
Ying Xuan'an closed the book and immediately slapped Jing'e, "You are so frivolous! You asked your disciple to read this book to you!"
Jing'e wanted to dodge but couldn't move, and said in frustration, "How the hell did I know this book would say this!"
"You bought this, don't you know?"
Jing'e looked unhappy: "Lou Fengjun asked me to draw some talismans for him and sent them to me. I haven't seen them yet!"
Ying Xuanan closed the book and said, "Confiscate it! You old pervert!"
As he said that, he stuffed the book into the storage bag and took the entire bag away.
Jing E: “…”
Mu Qi walked in quickly and asked casually, "Master, why did you call Ying Xianzun here?"
Jing'e also pretended nothing happened, "Oh, I asked him to change some scripts. The ones just now didn't seem very good."
Mu Qi nodded, "Then I will tell the story to Master."
Jing'e immediately became interested, "Tell me quickly, what's the story?"
"There was a monk named Tang Seng, who led three disciples to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures..."
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(Here is a question. Can you accept me as a Master? If not, I will delete some of the biased content and will not accept you anymore.)