Black-haired, black-eyed ordinary human gong.
Notes: Gong-control, universally loved gong,攻略s (strategy S),渣 (scum/playboy). Brainless refreshing story.
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18-year-old ordinary mal...
Laughing Twins (Part 3)
When the twins touched his body, Li Yuebai received a notification sound indicating that the card had been updated.
Li Yuebai was no longer surprised to see the card data of x experience being 0. He had seen through them all. These cards looked more scumbag than the other. They all seemed to be very good at playing, but in fact they were extremely innocent.
Maybe it’s the custom of this world…
In addition, Li Yuebai also saw the familiar black and red light, and the figures of the real [Laughing Twins] gradually took shape in that light.
The young twins had smooth golden semi-long hair, while the laughing twins who turned into cards had their golden hair combed back. Their smooth foreheads made their expressions even more indifferent and arrogant. They wore the same black combat uniforms, with leather fingerless gloves on their hands, but they were a bit tattered, and had weird and exaggerated smiles on their faces.
They seemed unable to get close to the main body, or did not want to, so they simply floated up and watched their younger selves' first encounter with Him in mid-air not far away.
The laughing twins were whispering in the distance, laughing at someone unknown.
The mirror in the hands of the young twins had turned grey and unusable because it was shining on Li Yuebai himself, while the mirror in the hands of the laughing twins was emitting a soft light.
The young twins were still chattering at Li Yuebai: "Tsk, how strange, I suddenly don't want to attack you, no matter how hard I try, I can't attack you."
"Yeah, me too. Why? Obviously... your blood wetting your neck must look very beautiful. As long as I imagine that scene, I already..."
"Brother must be a pervert, right?"
"Want to fight?"
Li Yuebai: “…”
…
"You are the most beautiful person we have ever seen. I love your smile so much."
"Me too. I always like the same things as my brother."
The blond twins said strange words that sounded like confessions to Li Yuebai, and the distance between them was getting closer and closer.
That is a very easy distance to launch an attack.
But they lost all means of attack, no, it would be more accurate to say, they lost all will to attack.
It was as if the word "attack" had been erased from their minds.
They had never felt this way before in their lives filled with struggle and blood.
Two similar young faces were full of confusion.
"I really like the smell of you, it's a little sweet, what is it? Is it the smell of citrus?"
"What? I thought it was Yuzu!"
"How is that possible? It's obviously tangerines."
"Stupid Pierce, it's obviously grapefruit."
"Bailey is such a short-sighted brother."
Li Yuebai had his hands pulled, and before he could say anything, he stared in amazement as the twins started quarreling.
The laughing twins in the air doubled over with laughter: "They actually quarreled over a citrus scent. How funny."
"Yeah, there's nothing to argue about with grapefruit flavor..."
"What did you say?"
“That’s enough!”
Li Yuebai felt his ears buzzing and shouted impatiently, "Shut up, you're making so much noise."
The four blondes all shut their mouths and stared at Li Yuebai intently.
The young twins looked at him for a moment with an indescribable look, and then secretly sniffed the fragrance on his body.
The Laughing Twins moved a little closer.
"Wow, Master," one of the blond men laughed violently, "You are so young, your body must taste very fresh."
"Really? I haven't eaten for a long time..."
"I want to be closer to my master. I can't help myself."
"…" What's going on? He didn't see cannibalism mentioned in Gemini's information.
An evil light flashed from the laughing twins' eyes, and this look gave Li Yuebai an ominous premonition.
Li Yuebai understood that not all cards were friendly. Some cards were not only disobedient, but also particularly liked to play pranks on their owners.
...What if this was just a prank?
He took a half step back.
So the blond man holding the mirror said lightly: "Don't scare the master, brother, please restrain yourself a little."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, I forgot, the master is still very young."
"We were just joking, we are not bad people..."
"He is the older brother - Pierce, and you are the younger brother - Bailey?" Li Yuebai questioned.
"Haha," the blond man who claimed to be his younger brother laughed brightly, "What good would it do to find out, Master."
"What?" The young twins thought Li Yuebai was talking to them, and smiled sweetly: "Guess it! There's a prize for guessing right!"
They began to sing again:
"Though we always behead those who guess wrong."
"But anyone who guesses correctly will be thrown into the river to feed the fish."
“We’re always very fair.”
“No one has ever escaped.”
Li Yuebai smiled: "Okay, since you want me to guess so much, then - your name is Pierce," he pointed to the right, "your name is Bailey." He pointed to the left again.
"Okay," he clapped his hands, "you can reward me now."
After all, there were big golden words floating above their heads, showing their names.
The twins' faces turned gloomy.
"I guessed wrong..."
The elder brother took out a whip from somewhere, and the younger brother took out a piece of grayish-white bone. They did not want to attack him, but changed their minds - they wanted to "play" with him.
Since I can't generate the desire to attack, why not try another approach?
The quick-witted Gemini possesses a tacit understanding that is unattainable by ordinary people.
But before they could take any action—
“What a farce.”
The Laughing Twins' auras, with their everlasting smiles, surrounded the three people with a grin, and the mirrors in their hands suddenly emitted a strong light.
"We are a bit annoying when we are young."
"Yeah yeah."
"Let's talk about it after we faint."
"It's better to kill him."
"Idiot, you killed the [main body], what should we do?"
"Oh, that's right. You're right."
The Laughing Twins fainted their true forms under Li Yuebai's gaze.
Li Yuebai was completely confused.
He looked at the fainted blond twins and couldn't help but mutter to himself, "What's going on with this card?"
The system issued a new prompt sound at the appropriate time.
[New! Role Mission]: Use the Twin Mirror to paint. Mission Reward: Increased Agility; 3 Gold Obsidian.
The game geek was immediately distracted when he saw the mission.
The Laughing Twins carefully observed the thoughtful expression of the black-haired young man, and suddenly smiled and said, "Master, have you received any tasks?"
Li Yuebai:?
"Don't deny it. My goodness, the master is so surprised but tries to keep calm. It's really naive."
"I love you so much, Master. You are so cute."
Li Yuebai: "...What do you mean?"
The fact that the game card said the word "mission" was far beyond his imagination and made the whole thing confusing.
The blond young man holding the mirror raised his finger to his lips. Even though he looked cold and stern, when he looked at Li Yuebai, his emerald eyes were still like a emerald lake in spring.
"You're making great progress... As expected, you are the one destined for me," Pierce said.
"Don't be confused. You will understand after you summon more cards... We believe that day is not far away."
"Let us help the master, and you will be invincible in future battles." said the Laughing Twins.
A blond young man picked up the gray-white mirror that had fallen to the ground and handed it to Li Yuebai. He said, "Please throw this to the ground."
Just smash your original supernatural companion creatures into pieces? Li Yuebai was shocked.