Chapter 8 Chapter 8

◎Account name: Monster Kindergarten◎

Once I had the idea of ​​creating my own media account, I couldn’t stop.

But creating an account is not just a thought, there are many aspects to consider. Although Lian Jiu had seen some kindergarten videos before traveling through time, those were human cubs, and monster cubs were even less controllable.

Still need to plan more.

When we returned to the kindergarten, Si Lan, who had appeared and disappeared like a ghost, disappeared as soon as he entered the door. Lian Jiu went back to the office first.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I pushed the door open, I found that there were more big monsters watching videos in the office today.

And because these big monsters take turns to go out for training, the ones who came today are not the original batch. It seems that they got some news. You can watch the video here. A bunch of monsters are crowded together.

"Hey, hey, hey, there's no room left. Can the bird monster just fly up to a higher position?"

"You're so big, don't change into your original form! You're crushing my tail!"

"Who's sitting on my shell?! Let me move!"

If the prototypes of the little monsters are still cute, then the visual impact brought by the birds and animals in front of us is not just cute.

Lian Jiu held the door handle, his fingertips trembling for a long time: "..."

"Headmaster, you're back!" Yu Chongming flew in from nowhere. When he reached the door, he suddenly folded his wings, creating a strong gust of wind. "What's the result?"

The monsters in the office turned around when they heard the sound, and when they saw the new director, they suddenly became quiet and a little uneasy.

Compared to the principal who can arrange everything in the kindergarten as soon as he arrives, those who know nothing will naturally feel guilty: "Hello, principal, I heard that we can watch the screen here, so we..."

Although he looks fierce, he speaks quite politely.

Lian Jiu calmed himself down: "Just keep watching, it's okay."

Yu Chongming was relatively carefree and didn't pay attention to the monsters inside. He followed the director closely and asked, "What's going on? What did those people say?"

When they heard the word "human", the other monsters pricked up their ears quietly.

Lian Jiu didn't notice it, put down his bag and smiled: "It should be fine, they promised to transfer the money next week."

"Wow! You're amazing!" Yu Chongming cried out like a bird and grabbed the director's hand. "We've been applying for this money for a long time, but it's never been approved!"

The other monsters also cheered up. A parrot flew to Lian Jiu first and spoke quickly, "Thank you so much, Principal. When we were short of money, it was the monster gods who squeezed out the money for us to help repair the school."

Lian Jiu didn't tell them about the staff's biased behavior. Instead, he reminded them, "From now on, you should not only pay attention to school affairs, but also pay more attention to human laws and learn to protect your own legal rights."

Everyone seemed to understand but not quite.

Yu Chongming asked, "Now that we have money, can we do a lot of things?"

"Hmm." Lian Jiu sat down and analyzed the situation carefully. "Our situation is special. Apart from the cost of building basic facilities, each student receives a subsidy of 1,000 yuan per year, which adds up to 80,000 yuan in total. But it's still not enough."

Eighty thousand plus the less than ten thousand in the account, considering the appetite of the little monsters nowadays, is more than not enough for a year.

Yu Zhongming suggested: "Then let's continue hunting? Once the big monsters have basic skills and go out to work, we can have tuition."

All the big monsters stood up and promised solemnly, "Don't worry, Director. During the training period, we will also help with hunting in the mountains! We can't let the children go hungry!"

"Yes! We're going hunting too!"

Lian Jiu was stunned for a moment, his heart warmed by their words. Then he said gently, "Continuing to hunt is not a solution. It will destroy the ecological environment. By then, there will be no more animals or plants in the mountains."

"Don't worry about that," Yu Chongming said. "Our Fuyu Mountain is blessed with the spiritual energy of the demon gods. The area is vast, and the plants and animals there are not only delicious, but also grow very quickly, unaffected by the seasons."

Lian Jiu was surprised: "All animals and plants?"

"Yes." Yu Chongming pointed outside, "Don't you notice that everything in our mountains grows exceptionally well?"

After being reminded, Lian Jiu came to her senses. She had felt that the mountain was comfortable since the first day she came here, and it was lush and green both near and far.

The demon world actually has such benefits. Isn't this a purely natural vegetable greenhouse and farm?!

An idea slowly emerged in Lian Jiu's mind, and he tried to ask, "If it's seeds and animals from the human world, can they also grow quickly?"

"I'm not sure about that. We haven't planted it before."

"How about giving it a try?"

Lian Jiu's eyes lit up as he took out a piece of paper and began scribbling on it, making plans. "The vegetables and edible animals in the human world are all artificially cultivated. After professional research, they are diverse and nutritious."

"According to what you said, these plants and animals grow very fast, and they're all natural, without any additives, and don't require much technology. So if we buy them and cultivate them, not only can we solve our own food problem, but if we have enough, we might even be able to make some money by selling them. After all, aren't there a lot of idle monsters in the mountains without jobs?"

The monsters had never experienced this and didn't know the feasibility, but the director said that at least they wouldn't have to worry about food.

It’s better than doing nothing!

But the problem arose again. Yu Chongming was worried: "But we can't touch the kindergarten's funds, and we don't have the money to buy a new one."

Lian Jiu thought about it for a long time. Since he had decided to develop well in this world, he had to work hard. He didn't have much money to spend now. If he used part of the 15,000 yuan given by Shuang Liangliang to buy some seeds and piglets for experiments, it would be enough.

So she said, "I have money. I can give you some to try first. If it works, there are other ways."

Since they can apply for funds for public kindergartens according to regulations, and monster ID cards are also universally used in the human world, these uneducated monsters should also be able to apply for farmers' self-employment loans.

You can ask Director Long first.

But the monsters shook their heads after hearing this: "We invited you here in the first place, and now we're asking you to pay. That's too much."

Director Lian Jiu is not a monster from Fuyu Mountain, nor is she a demon god protecting this place, so the monsters are unwilling to spend her money.

Seeing the monsters' faces full of apology, Lian Jiu felt the warmth that belonged to him for the first time in this world. In fact, compared with some people, monsters are also very loyal and righteous.

Even though the kindergarten was so poor, the big monsters didn't think of deducting their own wages, and Si Lan only bought a hot pot!

"It won't cost much, and this is also for the sake of the child." Lian Jiu smiled and said softly, "Besides, I'm alone and have no place to stay here. It was Director Long and the others who believed in me and gave me a chance. I should do my best to achieve what I can."

The monsters still didn't speak.

Lian Jiu emphasized again: "Really! It won't cost much to buy it for testing."

A few bags of seeds are not worth the self-heating hot pot that a certain god wants to eat.

"Think of it as you lending me money," Lian Jiu said. "If you succeed, you can pay me back. If not, just keep it as your debt and pay me back when you can go out and work."

The monsters finally softened their attitude, because they really wanted to try a new life. "Well, I'll lend you a little bit first."

Lian Jiu nodded: "When the time comes, you can choose someone and I will give him the money."

"Give it to the fifth brother. He flies fast and learns things quickly. He's the most knowledgeable now. He also has a cell phone."

The fifth brother that the monsters were talking about was actually named Ba Wu, the red-fronted parrot that had spoken to Lian Jiu before, and a rare protected animal. Ba Wu did not refuse and happily became the little leader.

"Okay." Lian Jiu immediately transferred two thousand yuan to him. "I'll write you a list of things you need to buy later. During this time, you should also learn how to plant and raise livestock. You need to tell me your daily progress."

Thinking of something, she suddenly smiled and said, "You can go and borrow the book that the canteen chef bought. It's very suitable."

This matter was settled for the time being, and the monsters were full of energy and soon dispersed and ran to the cafeteria to borrow books.

Yu Chongming leaned over the table and looked at the director in admiration: "How long have you been in the human world? How come you know everything?"

Lian Jiu: "More than twenty years."

"Then you've been out longer than Director Long and the others! Why didn't you go to work at the Monster People's Government like them?"

“…”

It turns out that those places are collectively called the Demonic Government?

Lian Jiu said vaguely: "Maybe he didn't notice me."

It's almost time to go home from school, I have to send the kids to school.

In the past, it was the children who were reluctant to come to school, but now it is the little monsters who are reluctant to leave. They cry when school is over because there will be no delicious meals if they go back to the cave!

They lined up at the door, each tugging at Lian Jiu's clothes before leaving: "Teacher Lian Jiu, don't leave!"

Lian Jiu leaned over and touched the little fox cub: "We can meet tomorrow."

The little fox's eyes were misty with tears: "Until tomorrow, I want to live with Teacher Lian Jiu."

The little carp spirit also held his own portable water basin: "Teacher Lian Jiu, support me, school."

"Support me!"

"I!"

Seeing that a quarrel was about to break out, Lian Jiu was at a loss whether to laugh or cry: "Teacher can't raise you because Mom and Dad will miss the babies. If you live with Teacher Lian Jiu, what will Mom and Dad do?"

The little carp spirit held the basin and said in a low voice, "Big tank, mom and dad, together, the teacher will take care of it."

The little vixen refused to be outdone: "I can dig my own hole! A big hole! And the teacher can raise it too!"

Very good, although the words are not clear, the structure is very clear.

A family should be together.

But they also knew that this was not right, so they had to line up and walk forward while crying. Lian Jiu was so moved by their cuteness that he suddenly had an idea and took out his mobile phone to take a picture of the children leaving the school.

After finding the torrent and sending it to Ba Wu in the evening, Lian Jiu clicked on the video she shot for the children. In the past, when she had nothing to do, she liked to learn some extracurricular skills, so she knew how to edit.

Those videos online are all about children’s daily lives. If she were to create her own media account, she would also need to film her daily lives.

It’s just… because there’s no mandatory requirement, the kids are all in a very natural state, with their ears and tails wagging all the time, and some even walk in their original forms. If this were allowed out, it would cause a big uproar.

But those ears are so cute!

After thinking for a long time, Lian Jiu came up with a bold idea and immediately called Director Long.

Long Ying had no idea what short video self-media was, but after listening to Lian Jiu's explanation, he roughly understood that this was about making money. He was very surprised. Besides teaching, he could make money?

"It's an experimental stage," Lian Jiu said, "but they might reveal some of their youkai characteristics."

Long Ying pondered for a long time: "Right now, humans can't accept monsters."

"What if we don't say we're monsters?" Lian Jiu said, "There are a lot of toys with ears and tails for sale online now. How about we just pretend the children are wearing toys?"

Long Ying was stunned.

A long time ago, many mortals also wanted to dress up as monsters, so he could understand it.

He was unsure: "Will this work?"

"Why don't we give it a try first?" Lian Jiu analyzed the kindergarten's current financial situation for him. "If we keep waiting, it'll take a very long time."

After thinking for a long time, Long Ying nodded: "Just try it as you said. If it doesn't work, stop in time."

After getting permission, Lian Jiu told him about the greenhouse in the mountains. Long Ying was silent for even longer this time, and then sighed, "Why didn't I think of this? Teacher Lian Jiu, you really surprised me. I really didn't see the demon wrong. This is a great thing. I will go and communicate with the people in the human world."

"Thank you so much." Lian Jiu said happily, "Then I'll wait for your good news."

After hanging up the phone, Lian Jiu was full of fighting spirit. He first created an account and named it "Monster Kindergarten" after thinking about it.

She cut out the video clips with the prototype of the little monster, but kept the image of the little monster with ears, tail and horns, and added music.

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