Alternative Title: 我靠吃瓜系統爆紅娛樂圈
Author: 時晏今
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-06-13
Updated: 2025-06-13
[Old text written two years ago, moved here, so writing style and logic have big problems, read with caution]
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Synopsis:
Due to falling ill in his youth, Xu Jingning, who should have died, unexpectedly bound a 'melon-eating life-extension system.' After becoming an adult, he stepped into the biggest 'melon field'—the entertainment industry.
To counter his rival, Xu Jingning joined a highly-watched acting variety show, but unexpectedly became famous overnight by virtue of his unique 'melon-eating' (gossiping) posture.
On the show, while other trainees worked hard to get screen time, only Xu Jingning would sneak off to chat with mentors and dig for gossip.
When trainees were fighting tooth and nail for their favorite mentor, Xu Jingning would sit by, fanning the flames and seizing the opportunity to create topics.
When a trainee was criticized by a mentor and feeling down, Xu Jingning was the first to rush forward. Everyone thought he was going to comfort them, but he spoke instead: "Let's make a deal. You tell me who you saw going on a date with whom yesterday, and I'll teach you how to act."
The trainee, who instantly forgot their sadness: "..."
When it came to the heartfelt expression segment, trainees were asked why they chose to become actors. Everyone recounted moving stories that brought tears to their eyes.
When it was Xu Jingning's turn, he raised an eyebrow and nonchalantly gave one line: "Why ask? I entered the industry to eat melons, of course."
Fans laughed crazily: "Our son acts like he'll die if he doesn't eat melons."
Xu Jingning: "But I really will die if I don't eat melons QwQ"
Due to his persona as the "Melon-Eating Teenager" actively occupying the best seats in the 'melon field' on the show, Xu Jing...
(Synopsis is incomplete)
Content tags: Entertainment Industry, System, Sweet Romance, Live Stream, Group Favorite, Variety Show.