One day, a survival game suddenly descended, causing global panic. A certain slacker office worker, involuntarily drawn into the game, fell into deep contemplation as she looked at the transparent ...
Chapter 30 She is the Koi Savior
Zhen Jinli was stunned for a moment.
What? (O_o)??
Chen Ji nodded and said, "That's right, Xiao Li, next we want to plan a live broadcast to announce to everyone that you are the master god of the survival game."
Wait, how come she didn’t know when she became the Lord God?
Zhen Jinli was sweating profusely: "Stop playing around, please. Be serious."
Shen Ji corrected her seriously, “Xiao Li, we are not playing around, we are making suggestions very seriously.”
Su Yan raised his eyebrows and smiled, looking at Zhen Jinli seriously and said, "Do you want to continue watching those players get cheated by the people of the Celestial God Cult?"
"Of course I don't want to, but we can't lie to people." Zhen Jinli said with great entanglement.
Shen Ji shook his head and said, “In a sense, we are not lying.”
"Xiao Li, you are the MVP with the highest points so far, you have saved the most people, and you also have card props that no one else has."
"Have you never doubted what your special identity in the game really means?"
"We are just proposing one of the possibilities, and it is not deceptive."
Su Yan continued to persuade Zhen Jinli: "That's right."
"Instead of letting the players be defrauded of their money and sex by those thugs under the name of the Celestial God Church, it would be better to have them convert to you. At least they won't lose their property, and their personal safety won't be threatened."
Zhen Jinli couldn't help but hold his forehead helplessly and said: "But I'm not a main god at all. Most players are still sober."
"What if we lose their trust by doing this? Then how will the credibility of the game guides and appeals we send out in the future be?"
Zhen Jinli's worries are not unreasonable.
However, Su Yan and Shen Ji's approach also has certain merits. If Zhen Jinli is promoted to the main god, at least when fighting against the survival game, they can more easily gather other players.
It would also make it easier for them to deal with the members of the Tianshen Cult and maintain social order, killing two birds with one stone.
The problem now is that most players are relatively sober.
What should they do to make Zhen Jinli the spiritual pillar of the players and deal with the Tianshen Cult at the same time?
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A day later, Zhen Jinli used the Weibo account of "Little Koi" to post three tweets.
Without exception, these three Weibo posts are in the form of pictures and texts.
First one: Repost this Goddess of Peace and leave a comment: Please stay calm and don’t be dominated by survival games.
Players will receive the blessing of the Goddess of Peace, and their subsequent game completion rate will be greater than 70%.
The picture accompanying the Weibo post is a photo of the Goddess of Peace card.
Second: Forward this post by the goddess of luck and leave a comment: The goddess of luck will definitely bless us.
Players will be blessed by the goddess of luck, and the subsequent game clearance rate will be greater than 80%.
The picture accompanying the Weibo post is a photo of the Lady Luck card.
Article 3: Repost this Koi MVP and leave a comment: It is better to repost Koi MVP than to believe in Tianshen.
Players will then be protected by the Koi MVP, and their subsequent game completion rate will be greater than 90%.
The picture on Weibo is an artistic photo of Zhen Jinli wearing a red evening dress, looking beautiful and cool.
Zhen Jinli: o(*////ω////*)o How embarrassing!
After Zhen Jinli posted on Weibo, Su Yan and Shen Ji immediately retweeted her post.
She also mobilized internet celebrities and big Vs around her to repost her Weibo.
Su Yan not only bought data for Zhen Jinli, but also bought water army.
But later he realized that tap water was more than enough and his money on the internet army was wasted.
Next, Zhen Jinli carefully observed the reactions of netizens and would immediately delete her Weibo post if she found anything wrong.
What is surprising is that the effects of these Weibo posts are surprisingly good.
Perhaps Chinese people still believe in koi and good luck in their hearts, so the number of reposts of Zhen Jinli's three Weibo posts is higher than the previous one.
Especially these two ones, "Goddess of Luck" and "Koi MVP", which come with lucky buff bonuses, and the number of reposts and comments is particularly terrifying.
Many netizens not only forwarded it, but also made jokes in the comment section.
"Hahaha, I'm going to forward this Weibo post to my parents so they don't believe in that Tianshen religion anymore."
"Believe in the God of Heaven, why not forward the Koi MVP? No need for 998, no need for 98, just one forwarding, and the Koi will go home with you."
Some netizens were so naive that they simply changed their profile pictures and nicknames to: The Nth follower of the Tianshen Cult.
Then he reposted and commented: "Believe in the God of Heaven, why not repost the Koi MVP?"
The taunt skill is maxed out.
There are even more naughty netizens who simply changed their nicknames to: The person behind the scenes of the Tianshen Cult.
Then he commented: "You believe this nonsense that you don't need to hand over money or treasures, just forward this comment and it will bless you to pass the level safely?"
At the end, he didn’t forget to add the expression of a dog head saving its life.
Many netizens keenly smelled the scent of playing with memes and started to spread rumors about gods by replying in the floor of the person who is in power behind the Tianshen religion.
"Humph, what's the Heavenly God Religion? I, the Almighty God Religion, am the first to object."
"I, Almighty God, send you money! Manual funny.JPG".
"Our Almighty God can do everything, but he cannot create money on his own."
"We gods also need to eat, drink, defecate and urinate, and of course we also need to spend money in the human world. The only difference between us and ordinary players is that we can cheat people out of money."
Zhen Jinli read through the talented comments from netizens and almost laughed out loud.
In addition to comments such as those about reposting to gain good luck and those saying you will die if you don't play a joke, there are also many serious comments.
"I'm dying of laughter. Sister Koi is truly a marketing genius."
"No, I think Koi Sister is the savior! Did you see the video of her cutting the gate? It was so cool!"
Although Zhen Jinli chopped the gate alone in the middle of the night, some players were actually awakened when the bearded man chopped the gate for the first time.
Until the penalty current hit her, the other players were still worried that she would be electrocuted.
But instead of dying, she fought back with an axe, chopped the clown robot guarding the gate away, and then began to chop the iron roller on the gate.
A few quick-handed players recorded this scene on the spot and uploaded it to the Internet.
I don't know whether it is out of revenge against the Tianshen Cult, or netizens sincerely hope to provide a spiritual pillar to prevent those who use survival games to cheat money and sex.
Anyway, it wasn't long before there were more and more comments online about Zhen Jinli being their lucky savior, and the video of her cutting the gate was also on the hot search.
Just as netizens were heatedly discussing Zhen Jinli's punishment avoidance physique, a related problem analysis even appeared on Zhihu.
What do you think about the little koi being hailed as the savior of koi by netizens?
How to watch? Watch it horizontally, vertically, standing up, lying down, you name it!
(End of this chapter)