I Emptied the National Treasury for Exile, and Everyone Won Big

Just transmigrated, and she was already forced into a substitute marriage. Leng Yue decisively acted, getting rid of the wicked woman, scumbag father, and vicious stepmother.

As she was about...

Chapter 204 Making a Fool of Yourself

Huo Jingxuan pushed the door open and started sniffing around. He always felt that there was a faint smell of blood in the air.

At first he thought it was a tiger or a black bear that got it on its body while hunting, so he approached them and sniffed it. The animals misunderstood and thought Huo Jingxuan was trying to steal the spiritual spring water from them!

He let go of the half-eaten braised chicken in his mouth, threw it to Huo Jingxuan, and plunged his big head directly into the bucket of spiritual spring water.

Huo Jingxuan was disgusted because the braised chicken was covered with the saliva of the tiger and the black bear.

He used the scabbard to pull the braised chicken chop aside, "You've grown so big for nothing, but your heart is as small as a needle. How can I be interested in your food?"

Then he ignored them because he found that the smell of blood was not coming from them.

Then there is only one answer, his wife was injured!

He took two steps at a time and rushed to Leng Yue's side. He looked her up and down, then circled around her several times, wondering where she was injured.

He moved closer to Leng Yue and smelled it again. Yes, the smell of blood was coming from her.

He anxiously grabbed Leng Yue's hand and asked her, "Wife, where are you injured? Why didn't you tell me?"

Leng Yue was confused when asked this question because she was not injured!

She thought Huo Jingxuan was having hysteria or a fever, so she stood on tiptoe and reached out to touch his forehead.

He murmured, "It's not hot, what nonsense are you talking about, I'm fine, I'm not hurt!"

"Then why do you smell like blood? Don't think I can't smell it just because the smell is light. My nose is very good, it can be called a dog's nose."

Now Leng Yue finally understood what was going on, but she still found it funny.

She tapped Huo Jingxuan's forehead coquettishly, "Who says that their nose is a dog's nose? Then what are you, a dog? Aren't you just scolding yourself?

Don't worry, I'm not hurt, I just have my period."

Huo Jingxuan's first reaction was that your relatives are here, and he was about to ask if you had killed all your relatives who were related to you?

Where did this period come from? Suddenly, his mind raced and he realized what was going on.

He excitedly hugged Leng Yue and said, "Wife, are you having your period?

Grow up?

Will it sprout if I sow the seeds again?"

It was rare that Leng Yue felt embarrassed. She buried her face in Huo Jingxuan's chest shyly, not daring to look at him, but still nodded as a response to the question he had just asked.

“Hahahaha, I’m going to be a father soon!” Huo Jingxuan laughed happily and spun around several times while holding Leng Yue.

In the end, Leng Yue was dizzy from being spun around, and punched him in the chest several times before Huo Jingxuan reluctantly let her go.

"I think you are so happy that you're silly. The destiny hasn't even started yet, how come you're going to be a father soon?" Leng Yue said coquettishly.

Huo Jingxuan's eyes were all on Leng Yue's belly at this moment, and he smiled so hard that his teeth were visible but his eyes were not. "I said it will be soon, so it will be soon. I will have to trouble you, Madam, in the future."

He also reached out to touch Leng Yue's flat belly, which was opened by Leng Yue.

"It's too early for you to touch it. There's nothing inside now. If there was, it would be poop!"

Leaving Huo Jingxuan, who was laughing like an idiot, behind, she got up and continued to study her medicine.

Although Huo Jingxuan didn't understand the strange medicines made by Leng Yue, just looking at the color, this time it was different from the previous ones.

He asked curiously, "Wife, the formula has been changed, why is the color different this time?"

Leng Yue smiled wickedly, "This is the medicine I specially prepared for the man-eating goblin in the palace. It's not the ones we usually use."

Huo Jingxuan understood immediately, put the medicine in front of Leng Yue aside, and suddenly carried Leng Yue away and put her on the bed to rest.

"You are in a special period now, so you need to rest more. There will be an operation in the evening. You should make up for your sleep. Just leave this little thing to your husband."

Leng Yue struggled to get up, "You don't understand pharmacology, you should be careful not to make a mistake and get yourself infected again, that would be troublesome."

Huo Jingxuan pushed her back again, leaned close to her ear and told her, "It's just a little bastard, isn't it easy? Just go to the veterinarian and buy some ready-made medicine. Why bother you, madam?"

Rest, your husband will lie down with you for a while."

Leng Yue understood immediately that the medicine used by veterinarians was simply used for animal mating.

He secretly pinched the soft flesh on Huo Jingxuan's waist and said, "I didn't realize you were so cruel!"

Huo Jingxuan endured the pain and analyzed with Leng Yue, "It's not that I'm cruel. Anyone who can survive in the palace is a smart person!

That big fool Anba is just a naive person. If we don't take that bitch down in one fell swoop this time, Anba will definitely be the one to be taken down instead.

When the time comes, you can just wait for An Ba to play the crying, making a fuss, and hanging himself in front of you, and we will be annoyed to death."

Leng Yue shuddered when she thought of that scene, and hurriedly sent Huo Jingxuan out to buy medicine.

He slapped Huo Jingxuan on the butt, "You still have the time to lie here, go buy some medicine quickly, it's better to buy more, I'm afraid I can't control the harm if the amount is too little."

After finishing the work, she got up. In order to be prepared for any eventuality, she should prepare more medicines in the space!

Their people must never suffer any loss at any time.

While Leng Yue was making medicine in the room, Huo Jingxuan went outside to make trouble again.

Not only did they buy the medicine, they also bought a large string of firecrackers, candies, wedding cakes, and all kinds of pastries, and even set up several tables for feasting.

In less than an incense stick of time, the threshold of Leng Yue's house was almost flattened, and there was no grass growing in front of the door.

Because that idiot Huo Jingxuan actually told everyone that she had her period and even celebrated it.

When Leng Yue heard the reason, the muscles at the corners of his mouth twitched, and he wanted to be knocked unconscious by a stick all of a sudden!

She wants to die right where she is. This is too embarrassing!

It's understandable for people to hold a birthday party or a coming-of-age ceremony, but why would they hold a big party to celebrate just because their period comes?

And that idiot Huo Jingxuan wasn't done yet, he actually took a big red flower and was about to tie it in front of her.

All those outrageous actions before were done behind her back. It has become an established fact and cannot be changed. Leng Yue absolutely cannot tolerate this.

If she really wore that big red flower, she would really be made a fool of.

He stretched out his hand and fiercely pinched the soft flesh on Huo Jingxuan's waist, and turned it in a circle, causing Huo Jingxuan to gasp in pain.

Leng Yue leaned close to his ear with a half-smile, and gritted her teeth and said, "You're almost done, how long do you want to embarrass yourself?"

When Huo Jingxuan heard that his wife was angry and unhappy, he immediately stuffed the flowers into An Er's arms and admitted his mistake on the spot.

"Wife, I was wrong. I was just too happy. Don't be angry. I will ask someone to take all these things away immediately."

This incident undoubtedly became a black history in Leng Yue's life, and would be ridiculed by Tang Xiaoyue, Liu Siyao and others in the future.