I Emptied the National Treasury for Exile, and Everyone Won Big

Just transmigrated, and she was already forced into a substitute marriage. Leng Yue decisively acted, getting rid of the wicked woman, scumbag father, and vicious stepmother.

As she was about...

Chapter 395 Laughing at His Stupidity

The left and right guards looked at each other again, with only expressions of terror and fear in their eyes.

Now they were both vaguely worried that it might not be so easy for them to get away.

Because both of them must have been poisoned by some kind of poisonous insect put into them by that dog Ouyang Jing who is worse than a beast!

Thinking of this, they wanted to slap themselves.

I have lived in vain for so many years. I have walked across so many bridges in vain and eaten so many meals in vain.

Why would I choose to stay with this bastard who is worse than a beast just to repay a favor?

What you fear will come true. Ouyang Jing immediately saw the frustrated expressions on their faces.

Then he smiled and said, "No one can escape from my control, including you two."

But soon he couldn't laugh anymore because the tiger and the black bear suddenly came back.

After letting out an earth-shaking tiger roar, it pounced directly towards where Ouyang Jing was.

This is not the most terrifying thing. The most terrifying thing is the secret guards who have taken poison and are following behind them.

That's a highly toxic bomb!

Ouyang Jing now suddenly understood why the tiger roared just now, because the tiger was clearly laughing at him, laughing at his stupidity!

This tiger just can't speak human language, otherwise it would definitely call him a stupid human!

Ouyang Jing cursed inwardly, "Sly beast!"

Then he turned around and ran without saying anything. Now he had no choice but to run.

The other secret guards, bodyguards, and the left and right protectors all cursed Ouyang Jing, "What a bastard!"

Then they began to scatter in panic and escape for their lives.

But the tiger and the big black bear seemed to have set their sights on Ouyang Jing. They didn't even bother to look at him and just kept chasing him relentlessly.

How could a two-legged man like him possibly outrun a four-legged beast?

The gap was getting smaller and smaller, and Ouyang Jing was exhausted from constantly running away, being strangled and beaten today.

Besides, his martial arts skills are not good enough to begin with, and he usually relies on using poison to control the lackeys around him to show off.

Now I finally understand the truth that a blacksmith must be strong himself, but it's too late.

He couldn't run anymore, and tree roots and rocks came out to join in the fun, making things difficult for him.

Ouyang Jing's left foot was tripped by a protruding tree root, and his right foot landed on a round stone, and he fell directly to the ground.

The tiger and the big black bear became even more excited when they saw this scene, and rushed towards him happily.

In the midst of the danger, some wise man shouted, "Climb up a tree! Tigers can't climb trees."

Ouyang Jing's brain couldn't think at all now, the only thing on his mind was climbing the tree.

After using up the last bit of my strength, I finally climbed up to the fork of a big tree and was able to catch my breath.

Then another smart guy said, "Are you stupid? Tigers can't climb trees, but blind bears can!

What's the point of letting that guy climb a tree?"

When Ouyang Jing heard this, he almost lost his balance and fell off the tree.

He used his intact hand to hold the tree trunk tightly and stabilize it. Then he heard a fearless secret guard say, "It may be of some use. You forgot that the tigers and bears we encountered this time only kill people, they don't eat people."

Another secret guard continued, "Isn't the result the same, death?

What does it have to do with eggs or not? "

The secret guard just now said: "Of course it is related. At least it can ensure that when he dies, he will not be a eunuch, but a complete human being."

Ouyang Jing was so angry that he hugged the tree and yelled, "Shut up, everyone!

It's already this late, and you're still complaining endlessly.

Why don’t you usually talk so much? You are all the kind of people who can’t even say a word.”

Someone retorted, “That’s because I have nothing in common with you. If you were as unlucky as today every day, do you think we would have anything to talk about?

We can have a great chat for three days and three nights, and the topics are never the same.”

Ouyang Jing was so angry that he punched the tree, and suddenly the trunk was shaken violently.

He looked down and was almost dumbfounded.

Because the one who had just hit the tree was none other than the big black bear that was chasing him.

Ouyang Jing was very annoyed. He was so busy arguing with those chatterboxes that he forgot that the black bear could climb trees.

I saw the big black bear had started to inspect around the tree, looking for a suitable place to stay!

Ouyang Jing saw that the secret guards who had taken the poison were also chasing after him, and their bodies were swelling even more and were about to reach the critical point of explosion.

He was so anxious that he shouted hysterically to the left and right protectors and other secret guards and bodyguards, "Don't just watch the fun, come and save me!

Don't forget, we are now on the same boat. If I die, none of you will survive either."

Everyone shook their heads and replied in unison, "No, you're too unlucky. If we get close to you, we'll only get into trouble.

Besides, you forgot that you said you ate the immortality poison.

You won't die anyway, so why are you howling? You just scared me."

Ouyang Jing was so angry that he pounded the tree trunk until it cracked, and then he yelled at them, "Just wait until I finish dealing with this mess, and then I'll have time to settle the score with you. None of you can escape."

After saying these harsh words, he quickly took out a small oil-paper bag from his pocket and threw it under the tree.

Sure enough, the big black bear and tiger that were about to climb the tree retreated.

It was just that they were somewhat unwilling to leave, so they slapped the tree trunk with all their might and directly knocked Ouyang Jing down.

What’s even more infuriating is that before the tiger and the big black bear left, they had a great time under the tree, leaving a huge area of ​​poop and urine everywhere.

Not surprisingly, Ouyang Jing fell into the trap, causing the secret guards and bodyguards who were watching the fun from the nearby trees to laugh at him.

But Ouyang Jing didn't have time to settle accounts with them yet, because although the tiger and the big black bear were temporarily dealt with, the human-shaped bombs had not been dealt with yet!

He had no choice but to ignore the dirt and took out the bone flute hanging around his neck and started playing.

Finally, the crisis was resolved and the human-shaped bombs were led to the opposite direction thirty meters away and detonated.

Now that I think about it, I ended up losing more than I gained.

Not only did he fail to deal with the tiger and the big black bear, but he also lost several of his men and got into trouble.

Just when Ouyang Jing was thinking about how to get rid of the tiger and the black bear once and for all, he heard the howls of wolves and roars of tigers echoing each other, and then the sounds were getting farther and farther away from them.

Just as everyone was wondering what was going on, they heard the sound of horse hooves and the whizzing of arrows flying in the air.