Just transmigrated, and she was already forced into a substitute marriage. Leng Yue decisively acted, getting rid of the wicked woman, scumbag father, and vicious stepmother.
As she was about...
When Huo Jingxuan heard Chen say that Leng Yue loved him, all his complaints and unhappiness disappeared.
"Now I feel relieved, as long as Leng Yue loves me, everything else is not a problem!
At worst, I'll just follow her wherever she goes!
In this life, the next life, and the life after that, I will be locked up with her and we will be husband and wife for all eternity!"
Lechen really couldn't stand Huo Jingxuan's disgusting look!
"S~~
Goosebumps all over the floor!
Huo Laowu, could you please be more careful with your words in front of a monk?
You show your affection all day long and you even don’t let a monk go. You are such a dog!
Amitabha!"
Huo Jingxuan was not to be outdone and directly retorted.
"You are just a playboy, it's ok for you to just pretend outside.
You are still pretending in front of me, you really don't feel tired!
Okay, let the Buddha rest for a while!
Don't mention his name all the time. He would probably think it's bad luck if you call him that.
Let’s eat quickly!
By the time we finish our meal, I guess my wife will have woken up.
I have to go on duty tonight!
Woo woo woo woo~~
I can’t sleep with my sweet and soft wife in my arms again today. I feel sad just thinking about it!”
Liaochen's brows were furrowed so tightly that he could pinch a fly to death, and he simply covered his ears with his hands.
He kept muttering, "It's over! It's over! My ears are polluted again.
Don’t listen to anything indecent! Don’t listen to anything indecent! "
Seeing him like this, Huo Jingxuan muttered, "Old-fashioned!"
Then he didn't intend to let Chen go and continued to output from there.
Xia Chen could no longer bear it and took out two talismans.
With two slaps, all of them were stuck on Huo Jingxuan's mouth.
At first, Huo Jingxuan thought Wei Chen was going to hit him on the ear!
He dodged directly and reached out to grab Chen's hand.
Lechen had long anticipated that Huo Jingxuan would habitually hide to the right, so he simply aimed at the right side from the beginning.
Huo Jingxuan also underestimated his enemy. He first thought that Lechen could not harm him.
Secondly, he stopped Lechen's hand and saw that they were two ordinary talisman papers.
He wanted to laugh and thought, has Lechen gone crazy from seclusion?
You're still treating him like a child!
He is not a ghost, what can two broken talismans do!
It didn't matter that Huo Jingxuan was careless, he was caught by Lechen.
Huo Jingxuan glared at Lu Chen helplessly and was about to scold him for being childish.
But he found that he couldn't do it because his mouth was glued shut.
When Huo Jingxuan was tearing down the talisman paper, he discovered that the bastard Liaochen had actually used double-sided tape to stick the talisman paper together.
The northwest is windy and sandy, and as a grown man, he cannot possibly be like a woman, applying makeup all day long.
In addition, the military camp has been busy recently, and the soldiers have a lot of preparations to make for their weddings.
When he was busy, he was so busy that he didn't even have time to drink a sip of water.
I have looked much more tired these days, and my lips are even chapped.
And that grandson of Liaochen is so insidious. He knows very well how painful it is to stick double-sided tape on your mouth.
He insisted on doing this, which showed that he did it on purpose.
As soon as Lechen saw the look in Huo Jingxuan's eyes that showed he wanted to kill him, he knew it. He discovered that there was double-sided tape on the talisman paper.
He immediately showed an expression of enjoying a good show and said in a nasty tone.
"Great! The world seems to have become quiet all of a sudden!
Now I can finally have a meal in peace!
Otherwise, sooner or later I will be choked to death by the dog food you feed me!"
Huo Jingxuan angrily gave Chen Bi a thumbs up, meaning you are awesome, just wait!
Then he closed his eyes and made up his mind.
It is better to suffer a short pain than a long one. The double-sided tape was peeled off in an instant.
Then Huo Jingxuan let out a scream, and the dead skin on his mouth was torn off, along with a small piece of flesh.
It started bleeding immediately!
Liaochen originally wanted to tease Huo Jingxuan for a while and give him some peace and quiet.
But he didn't really want Huo Jingxuan to get hurt or bleed!
He secretly said, "Oh no! It's a disaster!"
Then he ran away, because if he didn't run he would be beaten!
No matter how fast Lechen moved, he was still not faster than Huo Jingxuan.
As soon as one foot stepped out of the threshold, his hair and the back of his collar were grabbed.
Liaochen looked down at his outfit today and sighed, "How could I have forgotten about changing my outfit!
Oh! I told you that I am not suitable for having long hair!
It has greatly affected my ability to escape!"
Later, the incident ended with Lechen getting kicked.
Huo Jingxuan looked at his disfigured lips in front of the mirror.
He turned back and glared at Lu Chen, scolding him, "Why are you so mean?
Why do you put double-sided tape on the talisman paper? "
Lechen spread his hands and said, "You can't blame me for this, you can only blame your wife!
Who asked me, a monk, to do the work of a Taoist priest?
Have you ever heard that every profession has its own specialties?
Others can use Taoist magic to keep the talisman firmly on.
But I don’t know how to do that!
I can only find something to stick to!
The idea of using double-sided tape was proposed by your wife, and she also provided me with the goods.
Otherwise, I have never used this thing, let alone heard of it or seen it. "
Then Lechen moved closer and took a closer look at Huo Jingxuan's wound.
I laughed out loud!
He gloated, "Huo Laowu, Huo Laowu, don't you think your wound is a little ambiguous?
Instead of wasting your time here to blame others, you should think carefully about how to explain it to your wife later!"
After Lechen's reminder, Huo Jingxuan finally realized what was wrong.
That wound looks exactly like a human bite!
He was still thinking about it by himself before, why did he feel that something was wrong?
After figuring this out, Huo Jingxuan rushed to Chen's side in two steps.
When they searched his body, they found seven or eight pieces of talisman paper.
They were all pasted on the dust mouth one by one, and then, one was pasted, one was peeled off, one was pasted, one was peeled off.
He successfully touched Luo Chen's mouth and made it as ambiguous as his before stopping.
This time Huo Jingxuan smiled with satisfaction and tapped Chen Guangliang's head.
"That's good, I won't worry anymore since you're with me.
It’s easier to explain this way, and my wife will definitely believe it!
Even if it's embarrassing, you're with me.
If a monk gets his mouth bitten, the shock would definitely be far greater than mine.
After all, I have a wife and we have a good relationship.
It is understandable that you can be a little passionate when you are intimate.
But, you are a monk!
Ha ha ha ha!
When that time comes, you can just wait to be annoyed to death by everyone!
I can guarantee that within ten days or half a month, you will have no peace of mind."