I Flash-Married a Billionaire

Mu Qing, hounded by marriage pressure to the point of not daring to return home, rented her elder brother's classmate, Ye Junbo, to pretend to be her husband, all for the sake of a peaceful lif...

Chapter 266: Beat the Bad Guys

"Yang Xi, come here."

Yang Xi stood still. "I won't go over. The place you're standing is too dangerous. If you jump and drag me down with you, I'll be in big trouble. I haven't lived enough yet. I still want to live to inherit your billions."

Ouyang Yu's face became darker and darker.

The car lights were not bright enough, and Yang Xi couldn't see his expression.

Even if he turns as black as charcoal, he is still white and black.

"Do you really want me to die?"

"I wanted you to die before, and after marrying you, I want you to die even more. Haha, if you die, I can..."

"If you want it, I'll transfer all my property to yours when I get back. Don't keep cursing me dead. In your mouth, I've died and resurrected hundreds of times."

Yang Xi laughed heartily: "Really? Then let's go through the formalities tomorrow. You give me all your shares, real estate, shops, and savings. Then I will become the richest woman in City A, haha!"

Looking at her smug look, Ouyang Yu, who had been sad all day, suddenly felt better.

He couldn't help but laugh and said, "Yang Xi, you are the most self-deprecating woman I have ever seen. You are obviously not a money-grubber, but you always portray yourself as one. You are obviously kind-hearted, but you always portray yourself as vicious."

"You're laughing. If you're laughing, it means you don't want to die. If you don't want to die, quickly roll over here. If you accidentally fall down, you'll be gone."

Ouyang Yu turned his head and looked behind him.

It's really dangerous.

He stopped looking at the cliff behind him and started walking.

As the distance got closer, Yang Xi took two steps forward and pulled him over, then started punching and kicking him.

Ouyang Yu was stunned by her and didn't know why she hit him.

"You bastard, you bad boss! I told you to imitate others and jump off a cliff, I told you to imitate others and disappear. What's your cell phone for? Why did you turn it off? Who are you trying to scare? Who do you want to make worry about you?"

"Zhao Shu? Let me tell you, your phone is turned off. Zhao Shu doesn't care where you go or what you do. She only cares about when you come to comfort her and help her clean up the mess. She couldn't find you on the phone, and she even called me, blaming me for hiding you and not answering her calls."

"If she dared to come to the coffee shop to find me, I would definitely beat her to a pulp. Why would I involve me in your trivial matter? If I didn't repay you, I would give you a damn. Why would I hide you? You're not a rare treasure that will appreciate in value if you hide it away. You're depreciating the older you keep it. What collectible value do you have?"

"You did this, but Zhao Shu wasn't worried about you at all. Only your grandfather, trembling and holding a cane, came to me, tears streaming down his face. He looked so worried about you that he looked like he would faint at any moment. Just to make me run this trip, your grandfather almost knelt down and shortened my life."

"I'll beat you to death, you idiot! You've never seen a woman in your entire life, right? Is it worth it for Zhao Shu to jump off a cliff? Let me tell you, if you really die, Zhao Shu won't even shed a tear. Who do you think you are to her? You're not even worth a finger of Mr. Ye."

Yang Xi beat Ouyang Yu while cursing at him.

He cursed with great enthusiasm.

Her curse words were like thousands of needles, pricking Ouyang Yu all over his body.

Ouyang Yu suddenly hugged her forcefully to stop her from fighting.

Yang Xi struggled hard in his arms and said angrily: "Bad boss, let me go, I haven't beaten you enough."

"You've been beating me and scolding me for so long. You must be tired. Rest well in my arms."

"Rest, you idiot! Let me go! I don't want to rest in your arms at all. Do you think your embrace smells good?"

Ouyang Yu didn't let go.

He forced her head into his arms.

Her fancy moves were like an itch to him.

"Yang Xi, listen to my explanation. I don't want to commit suicide, let alone jump off a cliff. I just, I don't know how I came here, but I thought this place is suitable for me to calm down, so I've been staying here ever since."

Holding the sweet and soft beauty in his arms, Ouyang Yu's cold heart was warmed up.

"How could I possibly commit suicide? I'm such an optimistic person, I wouldn't jump off a cliff just because someone does. Besides, drowned people look swollen and ugly. I don't want to die in such an ugly way for a handsome man like me."

Yang Xi couldn't break free from his embrace, so she twisted his arms hard twice.

He squealed like a pig in pain.

Yang Xi waited until he finished screaming in pain, then picked his ears and said with disdain, "Your screams are so unpleasant. Even the screams of a pig being slaughtered are not as unpleasant as yours."

“It hurts!”

"You deserve it!"

"Yes, yes, I deserve it."

Ouyang Yu let her go, and rubbed the place where she had twisted it with his hands. He asked her, "Did my grandfather really ask you to come to me? Didn't you come here on your own?"

"I'm so bored that I come to you? I'm afraid that your grandfather's kneeling to me will shorten my life span, so I come to you."

"Boss Bad, I'm providing additional services now, you have to pay me for my services."

Ouyang Yu was really at a loss for words, "We are husband and wife after all, don't keep talking to me about money."

"What kind of husband and wife are we? Don't you know? Don't act like a husband in front of me. We are just partners."

Seeing that he was fine, Yang Xi turned and left, "You hugged me just now, remember to pay the service fee of 10,000 yuan."

Ouyang Yu: “…”

He followed her and suddenly asked her, "How much does it cost to sleep with you once?"

Yang Xi suddenly stopped, turned around and kicked Ouyang Yu. Ouyang Yu dodged quickly, otherwise he would have been kicked into the sea.

"What do you take me for?"

Ouyang Yu also realized that this question could easily lead people to mistakenly think she was selling herself, so he quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Yang Xi, I didn't mean anything else. I just... I just... was a bitch and had a brain seizure!"

"roll!"

Yang Xi cursed him, left him and returned to her car. She quickly backed to a wider area, turned the car around, and drove away.

She wasn't worried at all that Ouyang Yu would fall behind.

"Yang Xi, Yang Xi."

Ouyang Yu chased after him, "Why is your temper as violent as a firecracker, it will go off at any moment?"

"Yang Xi, wait for me, I haven't gotten in the car yet! Aren't you here to pick me up? I haven't even gotten in the car yet!"

Ouyang Yu chased for a short distance. Maybe because he had not eaten or drunk anything for the whole day, he felt thirsty and hungry at the moment and had no strength to chase anymore.

He stopped and gasped for breath.

After finally adjusting his breathing, he quickly ran back to his car. Like Yang Xi, he backed the car to a place where he could turn the front of the car around. After changing the direction, he stepped on the accelerator and rushed forward.

I only rushed for two minutes and I’m exhausted!

The oil is gone!

Oh my god, what should I do?

There is no village or shop nearby, and it's far from the gas station.

Ouyang Yu cursed a few words, quickly took out his cell phone, turned it on, and called Yang Xi desperately.