Mu Qing, hounded by marriage pressure to the point of not daring to return home, rented her elder brother's classmate, Ye Junbo, to pretend to be her husband, all for the sake of a peaceful lif...
Zhao Shu said with a cold face: "Yang Xi, I will give you money, if you leave Ouyang, he will come back to me as long as you leave Ouyang. You are different from Mu Qing. Mu Qing's biological parents are very rich, but your Yang family does not have that much money. Five million is a huge sum of money for you."
"I was born and raised in City A. It's impossible for me to leave my hometown for five million. However, I can sell Ouyang Yu to you for five million."
Zhao Shu was silent for a moment, then said, "It will be enough for you to leave City A for a year."
Seeing that Yang Xi didn't agree, she said, "Half a year. Three months! Yang Xi, just think of it as a trip. Leave City A for three months. During this time, turn off your phone and don't contact Ouyang."
"I have to look after the store. I'll be gone for two or three days at most."
Zhao Shu's face darkened: "What can be done in two or three days?"
Yang Xi laughed and said, "If you are capable, you can eat it all up in an hour and then come back to eat it again."
Zhao Shu: ...
"Ms. Zhao, for the five million you offered, I can only sell Ouyang Yu to you. You have to receive and inspect the goods yourself. If you can't receive or inspect the goods, it's your fault. It has nothing to do with me. Once the goods are sold, there will be no returns or refunds, and I will not provide after-sales service."
Zhao Shu: ...
Mu Qing was already lying on the table, holding her stomach and laughing.
I remember seeing jokes posted on WeChat Moments:
I have a beautiful dream every day. I hope that my husband will be noticed by a rich woman. Then the rich woman will put a check for five million in front of me and say proudly: "I will give you five million and divorce your husband immediately.
I held the five million check and said happily, "That man who plays with his phone when he gets home, doesn't do any housework, doesn't help with childcare, and acts like he's the boss all day long, I'm selling him to you."
…
Yang Xi can now really make five million by selling her husband.
Haha, I’m dying of laughter!
After a while, Zhao Shu asked Yang Xi: "For such a large transaction, Yang Xi, can't you give me some guarantees?"
Yang Xi shook his head, "I told you to go and receive the goods yourself."
"Yang Xi."
Mu Qing suppressed her laughter and waved to her friend.
"Excuse me."
Yang Xi said this, then stood up and walked towards his friend.
"Qingqing, what's wrong?"
Mu Qing reminded her: "Yang Xi, that's enough. Don't accept Zhao Shu's money. If Ouyang Yu finds out, he will fight you to the death!"
If that jealous guy knew that Yang Xi accepted five million yuan from Zhao Shu and sold him out, he would definitely kill Yang Xi.
"I wanted to divorce him, but he refused. This is a good opportunity for Zhao Shu to collect the goods. I can also make five million for free. This kind of good thing doesn't happen to everyone."
Mu Qing: "...Yang Xi, you are playing with fire."
"Who told him to have the surname Lai? He's unkind, and I'm unjust!"
Yang Xi has been extremely annoyed with Ouyang Yu these days.
Mu Qing looked at her for a long moment and asked, "Don't you have any feelings for Ouyang Yu? Putting aside his previous obsession with Zhao Shu, he's actually quite good. At least in terms of feelings, he's worthy of entrusting your life to."
"He likes you now, do you want to give it a try?"
"I don't actually hate him, but I don't like him going back on his word on this matter. If he really loves me, he can divorce me and pursue me again, making me willingly marry him again."
Yang Xi always felt that her marriage with Ouyang Yu was based on a transaction, and she didn't like such a marriage.
Mu Qing understood.
"Qingqing, let's not talk about this anymore. Please help me think of a solution. Zhao Shu asked me to give her some guarantees before she would give me five million. What guarantees can I give her? Ouyang Yu is not a thing. He has legs and can run away. I took the money here, and he ran back there."
Mu Qing smiled and said, "Then sell it again."
Yang Xi: “…”
After thinking for a while, Mu Qing whispered a few words in her friend's ear, and whispered: "Don't say I told you this, I just can't bear to see my friend not be able to make money."
Yang Xi said with a grin, "As expected of a novelist, your brain works quickly. I'll do as you say. Don't worry, I can betray Mr. Lai, but I will never betray my friends."
She sat down in front of the computer, opened the document, and typed quickly.
After a while, she printed out a divorce agreement.
Then he signed his name on the divorce agreement, pressed his finger on the money, and walked over with the divorce agreement, handed it to Zhao Shu, and said to Zhao Shu: "Miss Zhao, I can only give you this guarantee, you can take it to Ouyang Yu."
Zhao Shu took the divorce agreement and read it over, then asked, "What were the terms you originally agreed upon? You asked Ouyang to do what we agreed upon. Could it be that you wanted to divide up Ouyang's property?"
"Don't worry, I'm not that greedy. Ouyang Yu's property can be said to be all pre-marital property. I won't divide it up. He understands. You can just take it to him."
Zhao Shu was skeptical, but when she thought about how Yang Xi signed the divorce agreement without hesitation, and how Yang Xi decided to sell Ouyang for only five million yuan, it showed that Yang Xi had no feelings for Ouyang and was only after money.
This gave her a good opportunity to slander Yang Xi in front of Ouyang, saying that she was a gold digger.
"Yang Xi, are you serious?"
"As long as your check is genuine, I mean it."
Zhao Shu quickly said, "My check is absolutely real, you can cash it at any time."
"Then it's a deal."
Zhao Shu immediately handed the seven checks to Yang Xi and called Mu Qing over, saying to her, "Please take a video while Yang Xi and I exchange the money and the goods."
Mu Qing said generously: "Okay, I'll help you shoot the video."
She took a video for the two of them and sent it to Zhao Shu. Zhao Shu saved the video, took the divorce agreement that Yang Xi gave her, and walked out of Suiyuan Coffee Shop in a happy mood.
Yang Xi took the seven checks, shook them proudly at her friend, and said, "Qingqing, selling husbands is a very profitable business. I don't even need any capital, and I can make a net profit of five million. Do you want to try it?"
Mu Qing laughed. "I won't try. My Junbo is a treasure. I can't bear to sell him cheap. He can earn me more than five million. Yang Xi, you're actually at a huge loss. Think about Ouyang Yu's status and his earning power. You're only selling him for five million. It's really a huge loss. If Ouyang Yu knew, he would definitely be furious and think you sold him cheap."
Ouyang Yu: ...It’s really too cheap!
If it sells for a few hundred million, I'd feel better.
It’s only sold for five million, which is a real bargain.
Yang Xi blinked and said, "Now that you put it that way, I really feel like I've made a huge loss. Then... when Ouyang Yu comes back on his own, I'll sell a few more times and I won't lose money."
Mu Qing: “…”
Fortunately, Ouyang Yu was not present, otherwise she would have to call 120 for Ouyang Yu immediately. She was afraid that the 120 ambulance would not arrive yet and she would have to call the funeral home instead.