Chapter 192 Shiba Inu Express

Office of the Chairman of Xinghui.

Yu Ling's anger was still lingering when her phone rang again. It was Wang Meifeng, who had probably just taken off her helmet.

"Yu Ling! You black-hearted bastard! How dare you do this to Haohao! How dare you do this to me! I'm going to fight you! I'm going to expose you online! Let the whole world know about you..."

Yu Ling hung up and blocked the call. The world was quiet for less than three seconds before the internal phone rang again.

"Director Yu," Lin Wei said with a hint of helplessness, "Mr. Wang Hao... was making a scene in the first-floor lobby, claiming he was beaten by security. He wanted to call the police, get a medical examination, and demand one million yuan in compensation from the company for emotional distress..."

Yu Ling's temples throbbed, and a surge of evil fire shot straight to her head! It's not over yet, is it?!

She grabbed her phone and called the pinned "Pancake Man".

"Zhao Chen!" As soon as the phone rang, Yu Ling's voice was filled with grievance and anger that she herself didn't even realize, "My awful aunt and my idiot cousin..."

"Got it." Zhao Chen's voice was calm, with the faint sound of keyboard tapping in the background. "I'm in a meeting. Leave the small things to me. What would you like to eat tonight? My mother-in-law just had Wangwang Fresh Food send over a jar of freshly pickled radish to go with the porridge."

Yu Ling's anger was punctured by his frivolous "porridge side dish," and she deflated with a puff. "...Whatever."

"Yeah. Hang up." Zhao Chen said decisively.

An hour later.

Wang Hao was still throwing a tantrum in the Xinghui lobby, howling while covering his non-existent "injury".

"This is outrageous! Xinghui security is beating people up! The chairman is my sister! She ordered it! Everyone, take photos! Let's expose this shady company!"

Before a few passersby holding their mobile phones to try to catch the attention could get close, they were politely "invited" to the "rest area" nearby by a few "passersby" who appeared out of nowhere, wearing black suits and with small Shiba Inu badges on their chests, and "warmly" treated them to coffee (their mobile phones were "temporarily taken care of").

At this moment, a van that was completely black, with cold and hard lines and a huge Shiba Inu logo with bared teeth printed on the front of the car, did an arrogant tailspin and stopped abruptly in front of the Genesis Building!

The car door opened with a "whoosh"!

Four muscular men in black overalls and sunglasses jumped down! Each of them was carrying a massive black canvas bag with a ferocious Shiba Inu head printed on it! The bags were bulging and looked incredibly heavy!

The leading muscular man strode into the lobby, his eyes behind his sunglasses fixed precisely on Wang Hao who was throwing a tantrum on the ground.

"Mr. Wang Hao?" The muscular man's voice was loud and metallic.

Wang Hao's howling stopped abruptly, and he looked at the group of evil spirits warily: "...Who are you?"

"Woof Woof Express, mission accomplished." The tough guy expressionlessly handed over a receipt pad. "This is the 'Career Elite Quick Start Gift Pack' your mother, Ms. Wang Meifeng, ordered for you. Please sign for it."

Wang Hao: “???” When the hell did he become so fashionable?

He took the PAD suspiciously. There was only one line of words on it: "I confirm that I have received the package from Wangwang Express and I am fully responsible for the contents of the package." He subconsciously clicked confirm.

"Very good." The tough guy put away the PAD and gestured.

The three strong men behind immediately stepped forward, moving as fast as lightning!

"What are you doing?! Ah——!" Wang Hao's terrified scream only lasted half a second!

A huge black canvas bag covered his head! In an instant, he was completely stuffed inside! The drawstring at the bag's opening was pulled by the muscular man, tightening tightly!

"Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!" Wang Hao's muffled struggles and curses could be heard from inside the bag.

"Gift Pack 1: Meditation in the Workplace." Macho Man No. 1 patted the twisting bag.

Macho Man No. 2 opened the second canvas bag, and out poured out a pile of… junk! There was a forged certificate of completion from "Lanxiang Technical School Excavator Program," internet cafe membership cards, game cards, and even a few magazines with awful covers!

"Gift Pack 2: Proof of Skill." The second tough guy's voice was calm.

Macho Man No. 3 opened the third bag, took out a megaphone, pointed it at the still-twisting first bag, and pressed the play button:

A sharp female voice suddenly resounded throughout the hall. It was Wang Meifeng's recording:

"Haohao! My son! Your cousin is so cruel! I spent hundreds of dollars on the fake diploma I bought you! And that vice president position! I bragged about it to everyone! You must get it! Otherwise, where will I put my face? I was put on an iron helmet at the door! Son! Stand up for me!"

The recording played in a loop, and Wang Meifeng's wailing voice penetrated my mind.

"Gift Pack Three: Family Support." Macho Man No. 3 turned off the speaker.

The leading muscular man took out the last small black USB flash drive, bent down, and accurately stuffed it into the gap of the first bag that was still twisting.

"Gift Pack Four: Legal Support. This includes a backup copy of the chain of evidence against your mother for alleged document forgery, defamation, and attempted extortion, as well as evidence of your disturbing public order and damaging the company's reputation. It also includes a preview of the attorney's letter from the 'Ark of Doom - Shiba Inu Guild Legal Affairs Division.'" He patted the bag, his tone grim. "Friendly reminder: If you appear within 500 meters of Xinghui Technology or Wutong Garden again, the preview will be automatically upgraded to the official version and delivered worldwide."

After saying that, the four strong men bowed slightly to the bag containing Wang Hao, their movements in unison:

"Wangwang Express, I wish you a safe journey in your career! Goodbye!"

The four of them turned around, strode out of the lobby, and jumped onto the arrogant Shiba Inu truck. The truck let out a low roar and sped away!

The lobby was dead silent.

All that was left was a wildly twisting and gurgling black bag on the ground, a pile of garbage as proof, and a loudspeaker that played Wang Meifeng's ghostly howls on a loop (which was quickly turned off by the security guard).

The security captain swallowed hard and ordered his men, "Hey...untie the bag, and get out of here...please. Throw away the garbage!"

The bag was opened. Wang Hao's hair was disheveled and his face was full of fear. He was holding the small black USB flash drive that seemed to weigh a thousand pounds tightly in his hand. He crawled out of the building and ran away without looking back, forgetting to pick up the fake LV bag.

No. 666, Area B, Wutongyuan.

Wang Meifeng was crying into the phone: "...Haohao! Did you get the gift package? Was it gold bars? Was it US dollars? Mom knew that that lousy courier had a background..."

"Mom!!" Wang Hao's voice on the other end of the phone was filled with tears and extreme fear. "Run! Leave Yicheng! Go to the countryside! Hide! Never mess with Yu Ling! Never mess with that Shiba Inu!!!"

The call was hung up.

Wang Meifeng held her phone, confused. What Shiba Inu?

“Ding Dong!”

The doorbell rang.

Wang Meifeng thought it was her son who had returned, so she hurried to open the door.

Two burly men with innocent smiles and wearing "Wangwang Fresh Food" work clothes were standing outside the door, carrying a huge cardboard box with a festive red Shiba Inu head printed on it.

"Ms. Wang Meifeng? Please sign for your 'family care gift package'!" The burly man handed over the receipt.

Wang Meifeng looked at the festive Shiba Inu head and remembered her son's words. Her heart skipped a beat. "...What is this? Who gave it to me?"

"A kindhearted person who wishes to remain anonymous." The burly man smiled brightly. "He said he wanted to thank you for your contribution to the community's 'noise performance art'."

Wang Meifeng signed the agreement with some hesitation. The two strong men put down the box and left quickly.

Wang Meifeng closed the door and couldn't wait to open the box.

On top was a beautiful greeting card with a Shiba Inu dog baring its teeth. When I opened it, I saw the following handwritten words:

"Aunt, I heard you like helmets? I'm giving you a dozen of them, in a variety of styles, with excellent noise reduction. Also included is a voucher for a professional team's home 'performance' (valid until: automatically activated upon your next visit). I wish you a happy life! - Your niece and her family's 'watchdog'."

Beneath the card, neatly stacked were twelve gleaming silver "silent helmets" in various styles: some with rhinestones, some with cat ears, and even one with the luminous "I'm a Shrew" message printed on it!

At the bottom of the box, there lay a pure black metal card with the words "Ark of the Doom - Shiba Inu Guild Legal Affairs Division Global Express Service Reservation Coupon" written on it in cold silver font.

Wang Meifeng looked at the box of helmets and the black card, remembered her son's terrified voice, and then thought about the terrifying experience of the hooded head that day...

"ah--!!!"

A shrill scream broke the silence of the villa area.