Alternative Title: 我有外挂三千
Author: 糖炒栗子
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-10-17
Updated: 2025-10-17
Female Lead: I have 3000 cheats (with a boss-like expression).
Envious and jealous passers-by: Unfortunately, none of those are yours; they all belong to the Male Lead (with a smug, villainous expression).
Female Lead: I have 3000 Male Leads (with a boss-like expression).
Envious and jealous passers-by: Unfortunately, they are all your mission targets, and you can't take them with you (with a smug, villainous expression).
Female Lead: I have the Main God's 3000 affections.
Everyone: Excuse us, we'll be leaving now.
Female Lead: Want to fall in love? The kind where you die and come back to life.
This is a story about a Male Lead with split personalities, fragments, and a crazy nature, paired with a Female Lead who flirts and then runs, finding true excitement in being a mischievous shrimp.
This novel can also be called: "Why Am I Following a Tragic Villain Script When I Have the Male Lead's Story?", "Every Time I Deliver a Package, a Plane Collapses", "The Years a Big Shot Chased His Wife and Ended Up Trapping Himself", and "On the Self-Cultivation of a Complete Maniac". Feel free to suggest more titles (?).