After graduating from university, Liu Xiaoyuan, heartbroken by a breakup, accidentally obtained the "Invincible God-Level System." Inside this system are all sorts of awesome characters tha...
During the meal, Lu Siyao's mother specially asked Lu Siyao to serve Liu Xiaoyuan rice, hoping to cultivate Lu Siyao into a virtuous wife and loving mother as soon as possible.
Although Lu Siyao was very unwilling, she could not disobey her parents' orders, so she served Liu Xiaoyuan a bowl of rice, walked to Liu Xiaoyuan's side, and said like a gentle little wife, "Xiaoyuan, here's your rice!"
Something's not right, something's definitely fishy! Seeing Lu Siyao like this, Liu Xiaoyuan felt that something was very wrong.
As expected, Liu Xiaoyuan's guess was correct. As Lu Siyao placed the rice bowl in front of Liu Xiaoyuan and withdrew her hand, she quickly pinched Liu Xiaoyuan's waist when his family wasn't paying attention.
Caught off guard by Lu Siyao's sudden attack, Liu Xiaoyuan gasped in pain.
"Xiaoyuan, what's wrong?" Lu Siyao's mother asked.
Liu Xiaoyuan quickly shook his head and said it was nothing, but Lu Siyao's sister-in-law immediately noticed the problem, because the waist-pinching technique is a skill that women are most proficient in, and Lu Siyao's sister-in-law often uses this move to deal with her husband.
"Mom, it's okay, Xiaoyuan is just flirting with Siyao," Lu Siyao's sister-in-law said with a smile.
Lu Siyao's mother was confused. Did they really need to look so pained while flirting?
When her sister-in-law saw through her little trick, Lu Siyao blushed with embarrassment and picked up her bowl and chopsticks to eat, trying to hide her shyness.
"Mommy, what does 'flirting' mean?" Jiajia asked, tilting her little head up.
When Lu Siyao's family heard Jiajia's question, they all looked at each other, unsure how to answer. As a child, they couldn't very well explain the true meaning of the idiom to her.
"Jiajia, be good and eat. Don't ask so many questions," Jiajia's mother said.
Jiajia seemed determined to get to the bottom of things, saying, "Mom, if you don't tell me, I'll ask Auntie! Auntie, please tell Jiajia, okay?"
When Lu Siyao heard Jiajia's words, she glared at Liu Xiaoyuan. Liu Xiaoyuan, who was eating, was very annoyed. Why did you glare at me when Jiajia asked you a question?
"Auntie, just tell Jiajia!" Jiajia urged again when Lu Siyao didn't answer her question.
Lu Siyao pointed at Liu Xiaoyuan and said to Jiajia, "Jiajia, ask him, he knows!"
When Liu Xiaoyuan saw Lu Siyao like this, his eyes widened immediately. He looked at Lu Siyao and said, "You can't do this."
Lu Siyao snorted and said, "You started this whole thing, so naturally you should deal with it."
Seriously! You can't be this shameless! If you hadn't pinched me, would your sister-in-law have used the idiom "flirting"? I'm the victim, okay?
When Lu Siyao's mother saw this, a look of joy appeared on her face. Seeing that her precious daughter could keep Liu Xiaoyuan in check, Lu Siyao's mother knew that her daughter would not suffer if she married into the family.
"Uncle, uncle, please tell Jiajia, okay?" Jiajia, this little girl, is already acting cute at such a young age, which is a bit much for Liu Xiaoyuan.
Liu Xiaoyuan knew that if he didn't explain the idiom "flirting" to Jiajia tonight, Jiajia wouldn't let him off the hook.
The key problem is that we can't express the original meaning of the idiom "flirting and teasing," so we have to give it another interpretation.
This was a bit tricky. Liu Xiaoyuan's mind was racing, trying to figure out how to explain it.
Suddenly, Liu Xiaoyuan had a flash of inspiration and came up with a reasonable explanation.
"Jiajia, this 'flirting' is when you hit someone named 'Qing' and scold someone named 'Qiao.' It's used to describe a very good relationship between two people, just like your aunt and I."
Jiajia looked like she suddenly understood and said, "Since I have a very good relationship with you, Uncle, can we flirt with each other?"
Wow! Jiajia's learning ability is amazing! She can apply what she's learned to other situations so quickly; she's a genius!
"Jiajia, dinner's ready. Don't ask your uncle anymore, dinner's ready!" Lu Siyao's sister-in-law was afraid that her daughter would say something that would cause misunderstandings.
Jiajia, however, showed no interest in eating. She was very happy to learn a new idiom tonight and said smugly, "I'm going to tell my teacher tomorrow that I know what flirting means!"
Upon hearing this, Jiajia's family members nearly dropped the bowls and chopsticks they were holding.
Just thinking about Jiajia explaining the meaning of flirting in class tomorrow makes the scene too beautiful to bear.
"It's all your fault." Lu Siyao rolled her eyes at Liu Xiaoyuan.
Liu Xiaoyuan was also speechless, he didn't expect it to turn out like this. He should have just said that he was not well-educated and didn't know.
"Jiajia, you need to be humble and low-key, you know? Didn't your teacher tell you that humility makes one progress? So, Jiajia, you've learned the idiom 'flirting,' but keep it to yourself and don't spread it around, otherwise people will think you're arrogant and complacent, you understand?" Liu Xiaoyuan had no choice but to use all his eloquence to persuade her.
Jiajia said, "But our teacher said that we should show our best side."
Liu Xiaoyuan said, "Jiajia, you see, learning just one idiom isn't very impressive. How about this, Jiajia, when you've learned a lot of idioms, you can show them off to your classmates and teachers. You'll definitely get more applause then. What do you think?"
Upon hearing this, Jiajia felt that Liu Xiaoyuan's words made a lot of sense, and after thinking for a moment, she nodded and agreed.
Finally, Liu Xiaoyuan managed to persuade Jiajia, the little rascal, and Jiajia's family breathed a sigh of relief!
After finally finishing dinner, Liu Xiaoyuan was called to Lu Siyao's room.
Liu Xiaoyuan didn't understand why Lu Siyao wanted him to go to her boudoir. But being able to visit Lu Siyao's boudoir would be nice.
Stepping into Lu Siyao's room, the first impression is how tidy it is. The blankets on the bed are folded neatly, and the items on the dressing table are not scattered. Everything is arranged in an orderly manner, and even a pair of slippers is neatly placed next to the bed.
After Lu Siyao closed the door, Liu Xiaoyuan looked at her and asked, "Siyao, you don't really want me to stay overnight at your house, do you? If so, I'll have to tell my parents!"
Liu Xiaoyuan was flirting with Lu Siyao, knowing that Lu Siyao would never let him stay at her place.
As he spoke, Liu Xiaoyuan pretended to take out his phone, and Lu Siyao believed him, thinking that Liu Xiaoyuan was really going to call home.
Lu Siyao snatched Liu Xiaoyuan's phone away, only to find that Liu Xiaoyuan wasn't making a call at all, but was opening another app.
At that moment, Lu Siyao realized that she had been tricked again.
"You bastard Liu Xiaoyuan, you tricked me again!" Lu Siyao was so angry that she swung her little fist and punched Liu Xiaoyuan in the chest.
Liu Xiaoyuan held Lu Siyao's two soft, smooth hands and said, "Siyao, are you trying to flirt with me again?"
(End of this chapter)