Villain Rule No. 1: Don’t provoke the protagonist’s group or any of those Children of Destiny. The farther away, the better!
Villain Rule No. 2: If you run into one of the protagonist’s...
"You didn't ask!"
Dongfang Shuo sighed, but this Holy Maiden seemed to be somewhat different from the rumors!
Wait a minute! A Celestial Venerable who pulls down someone's pants?
These are none other than the cronies that all the ministers were talking about!
I heard that it was this holy maiden who broke through the city with a single kick, doing Jue'er a great favor!
One kick and the city is breached...
The leader of the Eastern Region...
The leader of the Holy Mountain...
This Su Cheng actually made a move against the Holy Maiden of the Holy Mountain?
"Jue'er, what about the other one?"
"The other one is my senior sister."
Dongfang Shuo thought to himself, "That second senior sister is so powerful, how could this be so simple?"
"Is it that simple? Doesn't she have any reputation?"
"Senior Sister? There are so many legends about her, Jue'er doesn't know where to begin..."
"Well......"
Dongfang Jue tilted her head, seemingly pondering how to introduce her senior sister...
"People call her Fairy Ye to her face, but Ye Yama behind her back. She is of Northern Fox Demon King blood, born with a seductive nature, the bloodline of the previous Demon Emperor, and the current Demon Emperor of the Northern Region."
Dongfang Shuo's eyelids twitched, and he stared blankly at the female fox fighting with Li Shiyao for food for a long while...
Is Lingxian Palace some kind of training ground for killing gods?
How can they all be so brutal?
Dongfang Shuo couldn't really remember these two ladies just by hearing their names.
However, when the name that spread throughout the country resounded, the Northern Fox Demon Empress and the Pants-Pulling Immortal Venerable, he instantly recognized them!
What abilities does Su Cheng have that make these two guys obediently become her disciples?
Just then, the second grandmother, carrying the swaying first grandmother, came over and delivered a devastating blow!
"What are you looking at?" Li Shiyao said fiercely, her finger almost poking Dongfang Shuo's face. She had nothing to fear, no matter who the emperor or immortal was!
There are only two people in this world who can frighten her: Ye Qinghan and He Guang.
Dongfang Shuo was also stunned. Even if it was Su Cheng, he would at least give her some face, but Li Shiyao had a habit of being disrespectful!
"Miss Shiyao, I am Jue'er's father. I just heard about you from Jue'er and I admire you very much!"
Li Shiyao tilted her head, as if she sensed something was wrong!
He looked left and right, took a bite of roast chicken and looked again...
"You're my junior sister's father? When did this happen?"
Dongfang Shuo was dumbfounded! How could she possibly have any experience dealing with Miss Saintess? When did this happen?
"Uh... to be precise, he has always been Jue'er's father."
Li Shiyao pursed her lips, as if she felt the two of them were not alike!
"Is that so? Shiyao doesn't believe it. Although you are quite pretty, Shiyao thinks you and her junior sister don't look alike!"
It's quite pretty...
Dongfang Jue was dumbfounded; she couldn't see what was so good-looking about her father!
"Uh, Jue'er looks like her mother."
Li Shiyao completely ignored Dongfang Shuo's words, after all, Dongfang Shuo and Dongfang Jue were really unlike each other...
Dongfang Shuo's face was something that the civil and military officials had gotten used to seeing; while not ugly, it certainly wasn't good-looking either!
"Junior Sister Jue'er, she says she's your father. Do you want your senior sister to help you beat her up?"
"Uh...it's a bit hard to believe, but he really is my dad."
Dongfang Shuo stared at Li Shiyao's widened pupils! He was speechless. He thought he and Jue'er looked quite alike! Was it really that unbelievable?
He and Dongfang Jue both have high nose bridges!
"Fine! You dare to force Shiyao's junior sister to be your daughter! Shiyao is going to spank you!"
Upon hearing this, the Prince of Zhenbei, who had just been wielding a spear and about to rebel, also stood in front of Dongfang Shuo and began to protect the emperor!
"Uh, Shiyao, he really is my father, my biological father..."
"Oh, so he hasn't come to see you in so long? Shiyao, you should spank him too!"
? ? ? ? ?
Dongfang Shuo looked at Li Shiyao, then at Dongfang Jue beside him.
"Jue'er, this isn't some kind of helper you've found, is it?"
"Father, if Jue'er tells you to run, you might not be a match for Senior Sister..."
Dongfang Shuo, this is truly the umpteenth time I've been shocked today!
He now feels that this world is dangerously insane; these people are all abnormal!
"Alright, Shiyao, stop fooling around. We'll find some time later, and your senior sister will secretly bring you here to beat her up~"
When Dongfang Shuo heard half of it, he thought Fairy Ye was a good person, but...
What do you mean by secretly coming to beat him up?
In all his years, Dongfang Shuo has rarely met anyone who dared to talk to him like that, and almost everyone has come together today!
Dongfang Jue smiled, knowing that her two senior sisters were joking.
"Senior sisters, what brings you here?"
Ye Qinghan chuckled mischievously, "Shiyao said you wore the Dragon Immortal Emperor's Robe today, and then she heard that Master went out~"
Li Shiyao chimed in, "Is it because this guy refuses to give the throne to Jue'er? Shiyao, go talk to him!"
Seeing that everyone had finished introducing themselves and the fight was about to begin, Su Cheng asked, "This is quite delicious, do you want some?"
"I want to eat!"
"I want to eat!"
"I want to eat!"
The three disciples spoke in unison, then raced to their master's side, waiting to be fed.
The three of them stood in a row, craning their necks and opening their mouths: "Ah~"
To be honest, Su Cheng didn't expect that he simply wanted to end this awkward situation.
But now, it seems even more awkward...
[Why does it seem like I'm their dinner? Who can resist that? Hey Qinghan, why are you closing your eyes?]
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