I Open Treasure Chests in the Apocalypse

When Earth becomes a battlefield and killing becomes the norm, everyone eagerly awaits their desired items from treasure chests dropped by monsters. But he, having opened so many treasure chests, h...

Chapter 596 The Matchmaker's Letter

"I don't know how many men will want me after you disfigure me!" Yu Tu covered her face and sobbed.

"I've already acted it out!" Jiang Yuan looked utterly dejected. He snatched the matchmaking letter from the God of Love. "I'll sign it, I'll sign it, okay?!"

"Here's the pen!" Yu Tu's expression changed instantly. She pulled out a quill pen from who-knows-where and eagerly handed it over to Jiang Yuan.

"Wow, you were all prepared, weren't you!" Jiang Yuan actually believed her lies.

"Just sign here!" Yu Tu grinned and pointed to the bottom right corner of the matchmaker's letter.

Jiang Yuan took a deep breath and then said, "I can sign, but I have a few conditions!"

"Hmm!" Yu Tu thought for a moment and nodded, "Go on!"

"First of all, this is something you and I should know, I don't want a third person to know!" Jiang Yuan said solemnly.

"But the spirit of the palace knows too!" Yu Tu said honestly, shrinking his neck weakly.

"It doesn't count as a person, so exclude it!" Jiang Yuan knew perfectly well that it was the spirit of the palace that was behind this; such unorthodox things simply didn't exist on the battlefield these days.

"Haha!" Yu Tu was amused by this sentence and burst into laughter.

"Also, you can't touch me!" Jiang Yuan thought for a moment after saying that, and then added, "You know your constitution. My energy points will decrease very quickly if I come into contact with you. I don't want to become a seventh-level cultivator after spending three days with you!"

Yu Tu: "..."

"If you can meet these two requirements, I have no problem!" Jiang Yuan was very sincere, just like he had injured someone and would stay in the hospital for three days.

"But I can control my physique now, so I won't absorb your energy!" Yu Tu said timidly.

Are you sure?

"Of course I'm sure! Otherwise, all the suffering I endured in the Temple of the State would have been for nothing!"

"Okay, I'll sign!"