When Earth becomes a battlefield and killing becomes the norm, everyone eagerly awaits their desired items from treasure chests dropped by monsters. But he, having opened so many treasure chests, h...
"Good morning!"
When Little Fatty and Yu Tu crawled out of the tent, they were greeted by Jiang Yuan's nonchalant good morning greeting.
"Brother Yuan, where have you been all night? I was so worried!" Little Fatty gave Jiang Yuan a bear hug the moment he appeared.
"Don't be so polite. I see you're too busy getting intimate with this young lady tonight, how can you have time to worry about me?" Jiang Yuan said with a nonchalant expression.
"Haha!" The chubby boy suppressed a laugh, looking shy.
"Don't misunderstand, it's because there aren't enough tents at night! Besides, there's no gender distinction among soldiers!" Yu Tu felt a nameless anger rising in her heart, but she couldn't find a reason to vent it.
“I understand!” Jiang Yuan nodded seriously.
"you……"
Good morning, everyone!
The nine people from Longshan also emerged from the three tents one after another, and Yu Tu did not continue speaking upon seeing this.
“You guys are lucky, you woke up to a barbecue feast!” Jiang Yuan stepped aside, revealing a pile of barbecue behind him.
"Wow, Major Jiang actually prepared breakfast for us himself!" Long Lei exclaimed excitedly, rubbing his hands together.
"Hey, you guys are in for a treat! This is the meat of a super ninth-tier beast, and you wouldn't believe it, that beast is only the size of a calf. Every single piece of meat is the cream of the crop, you'd be missing out if you missed a single piece!" Jiang Yuan said with a smile.
"Wow, when did Brother Yuan have such leisure time! No way, as your brother, I have to be the first to try it!"
Before he could finish speaking, Little Fatty had already started tearing the meat apart with his hands.
Seeing that several people rushed forward while Yu Tu stood at a distance without moving, Jiang Yuan joked, "You guys are so ungentlemanly! The girl hasn't even made a move yet, and you're already planning to tear it down to its skeleton!"
Upon hearing this, Longshan and the others gave an awkward laugh. Little Fatty immediately tore off a front leg and offered it to Yu Tu: "Xiao Yu, come on, come on, try Brother Yuan's cooking! Let me tell you, Brother Yuan's grilled meat is absolutely delicious. He used to be our barbecue stall prince, and he'd go out to eat with everyone..."
"I have no appetite, you guys eat!"
Yu Tu flicked his hand and then sat down away from the spot.
"Fool, why don't you go and coax her?" Longshan and the others urged.
"This..." Little Fatty scratched his head helplessly, and finally shook his head and said, "I can't persuade her. She probably really doesn't have an appetite. Why don't we eat instead?"
“But since Major Jiang is treating us to this meal, shouldn’t Major Jiang be the one to invite this person?” Long Lei joked with a hint of amusement.
“That’s right, Major Jiang is treating us, why should we interfere!” Long Shan and the others chimed in.
"Yes, yes, Brother Yuan, you should go!" Little Fatty had already grabbed a piece of animal leg and started tasting it.
"Alright, you guys keep eating, I'll go invite this lady over!"
Jiang Yuan had no choice but to walk towards Yu Tu, pushed along by so many people.
"I told you, I have no appetite!" Yu Tu said angrily as soon as Jiang Yuan approached.
Jiang Yuan ignored it and found a place to sit down. He sighed, "Indeed, a woman who knows how to be charming has the best life!"
"Don't talk nonsense, I wasn't being coquettish!" Yu Tu turned her head away.
"Would a bad person admit to being a bad person? Or would a liar admit to being a liar?" Jiang Yuan flipped his hand, and a plate of prepared roasted meat appeared. He handed the meat to Yu Tu, "Come on, try my cooking!"
"Hmph, you call that craftsmanship!"
Yu Tu's eyes swept over the grilled meat, then she took the plate in a huff and complained, "It's just putting it on a fire to roast, what kind of skill does that require!"
"Don't be ungrateful, or you'll have to show me next time you cook!" Jiang Yuan was speechless after being rebuked; grilling meat really doesn't require much skill.
"Haven't you seen it?" Yu Tu frowned slightly, turned her head and looked at Jiang Yuan with a serious expression.
"What?!" Jiang Yuan was completely confused.
Yu Tu glanced at Little Fatty and the others not far away, but still didn't continue with the pun. She asked while munching on meat, "Where did you go last night?"
"Of course, it's about fighting monsters!" Jiang Yuan smiled slightly.
"Do you think you're Ultraman, going out to fight monsters at night!" Yu Tu rolled her eyes.
"Don't mind what I said earlier!" Jiang Yuan stretched and apologized. He had teased Little Fatty and Yu Tu about being intimate that night, even though he knew nothing had actually happened between them.
Because in Jiang Yuan's eyes, the two had no secrets. Under the Heavenly Eye, their energy fluctuations were almost negligible. The Heavenly Demon Body's constitution determined that their energy would only increase under special circumstances, which also proved that the two rarely even hugged.
"It doesn't matter. In your eyes, I'm just a casual person. It doesn't matter who I sleep with or talk to!" Yu Tu took small bites of meat, but very quickly, as if even eating was a torment for the roasted meat in front of him.
"Looks like he's angry!" Jiang Yuan said thoughtfully in front of Yu Tu.
"No, I wouldn't dare get angry in front of Commander Jiang!" Yu Tu said sarcastically, smacking her lips.
Jiang Yuan gave a wry smile, glanced at Yu Tu's arms, and asked, "How is You Huang's condition today?"
"Your eyesight has always been better than mine, can't you see for yourself!" Yu Tu muttered in dissatisfaction. She had clearly given up on herself, but this guy didn't care about her at all, and instead cared about You Huang.
"Then why don't you take it out? How am I supposed to see it like this!" Jiang Yuan said speechlessly.
They still live in tents, but this phoenix moved into a spacious, soft two-bedroom apartment—truly a case of humans being inferior to birds. (Funny face)
"Your hands are all oily, I'm not taking it! You can take it yourself!" Yu Tu said indifferently.
Jiang Yuan's facial muscles twitched; this woman was as alluring as ever.
"Let's go, prepare for war!"
Jiang Yuan stood up, still not daring to cross the line, but this time standing up meant that they were going to attack the two king-level beasts.
"Coward!" Yu Tu took a few big bites of meat, then put the rest into his storage ring.
"Little Fatty, let's set off now that we've eaten!" Jiang Yuan said in a deep voice as he walked up to Little Fatty.
"Major Jiang, what about us?" Long Shan was extremely puzzled when he heard that Jiang Yuan hadn't mentioned their names.
“This battle is at the Super Ninth Tier. You guys stay here and support us!” Jiang Yuan said after thinking for a moment.
"Ah, so you mean we're not needed?" Long Lei asked in surprise.
"Who says we won't need you? Whether we win a great victory or suffer a crushing defeat, you'll still need to cover our retreat, won't you?" Jiang Yuan said with a smile.
"Major Jiang, since that's the case, then we brothers won't hold you back!" Long Shan said earnestly.
“You all stay here and keep watch. If we don’t return within a day, then you go back the way you came and continue protecting Professor Yang!” Yu Tu said.
"clear!"
Longshan stands at attention and salutes.
"Don't be so pessimistic. With me here, even if something happens to me, nothing will happen to you!"