Chen Ya, who was reborn with a life achievement system, completed all his achievements and then retired with his ten female confidantes.
This so-called retirement meant finding a job, sitting...
The probability of being crushed to death by a physics beauty is very low, but definitely not zero.
Originally, Chen Ya closed his eyes comfortably and relaxed his whole body, but suddenly his stomach was hit hard, and all the air in his diaphragm was squeezed out in an instant, almost blowing his soul out of his body.
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't sleep! Listen to me! I have a major discovery!"
Lu Aiai arrogantly slapped Chen Ya's face with her hand, making a "pa pa" sound, then sat on his stomach with her butt, crossed one long leg over his head, and rode on him.
"I discovered that, based on hybrid string theory, matter hadrons can actually cause irreversible closure of the light cone of the 11-dimensional hypermembrane. However, due to the one-dimensionality of point particles, the amplitude freedom of the strings is greatly restricted, leading to stationary transitions in the spectrum of elementary particles. These transitions also satisfy the inverse distribution of matter waves..."
Chen Ya felt like his waist was about to break. He already had a severe headache due to lack of sleep, and after being tortured by Lu Aiai like this, he suddenly felt like he was dying of pain.
"What are you talking about? Get off me!"
The girl grabbed Chen Ya's ears with both hands, leaned forward with her small face, and exhaled air from her nose sprayed on Chen Ya's face, with a strong smell of alcohol.
"Do you know what this means? It means that under certain circumstances, the 11-dimensional superstring will become polarized, causing the wave function of the elementary particles to collapse, and thus resulting in countless superpositions of states..."
Chen Ya covered his ears in annoyance. Lu Aiai's noise made his entire forehead hurt as if it was wearing a golden hoop.
Ordinary people might be fooled by her, but Chen Ya could tell that she was just bundling together various terms from string theory and quantum physics and talking nonsense, which was no different from "pasta needs to be mixed with No. 42 concrete."
He really didn't understand how she dared to drink with a guy who could drink so much. How dare she?
"Did you hear it or not? Did you hear it or not? Did you hear it or not?"
The girl kept chattering in Chen Ya's ear, like a cat protesting that its tail was stepped on by Chen Ya who was passing by.
Chen Ya could no longer bear it, so he grabbed her arm and turned over - Ying
"ah!"
Lu Aiai let out a short scream and was unable to fight back. She was quickly pushed down into Chen Ya's bed.
Her undulating figure was like rolling mountains, her chest heaving, her long hair disheveled, her breath smelling like orchid, and her big eyes staring at Chen Ya timidly like a weak and pitiful little animal.
The girl's plump lips were close at hand, and I could smell the alluring fragrance from her mouth.
The two stared at each other. Lu Aiai's eyes were a little blurred for a moment. Then, her lips trembled and she slowly closed her eyes.
"I'm asking you." Chen Ya suddenly said, and Lu Aiai opened her eyes again.
"Hmm?" Ying
"From a quantum physics perspective, which is bigger, the banana peel or the banana flesh?"
Lu Aiai's eyes grew sharper. "The question you're talking about is the crown jewel of the Copenhagen School's theoretical system?"
"right."
That's totally wrong, don't be ridiculous.
But Lu Aiai believed it without a doubt, and began to mutter to herself and started calculating on the spot.
Judging from her condition, she would probably remain in this drunken state for a long time and would not be able to bother him for the time being.
Chen Ya stood up and clapped his hands in satisfaction. Turning back, he saw Gu Yuqing standing there, staring at him with a complicated expression.
"When did you start watching there?" Chen Ya asked.
"Just now." Gu Yuqing looked away in a panic, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, I didn't misunderstand anything."
"Oh. That's good." Chen Ya nodded.
Gu Yuqing turned around and murmured, "So this is how highly intelligent couples flirt with each other. It's really... refreshing..."
"Aren't you still misunderstanding?"
Chen Ya pulled Gu Yuqing to the bathroom and explained to her seriously that there was nothing between him and Lu Aiai.
It was not until he saw a sly look in Gu Yuqing's eyes that he realized she was pretending.
"Last night, I seemed to be a little crazy." Gu Yuqing gently rubbed her temples, "Now my head hurts."
Chen Ya poured her a glass of water and said, "Drink more hot water. You should still be hungover."
"Thank you." Gu Yuqing took the cup he handed her, held it to her chest, and sipped it slowly.
The two stood facing each other against the wall, speechless for a moment.
"Thank you so much for yesterday," Gu Yuqing said. "In order to help me, you offended Yi Yangbing. If he wants to retaliate against you, you might be in trouble in the future."
"I hope that after he wakes up, he will forget what happened yesterday." Chen Ya said.
"I hope so." Gu Yuqing said awkwardly, and took another sip from the cup.
Now her temperament has suddenly become much gentler, as if she has taken off her demon armor, and her nature is no different from that of a weak girl.
"Anyway, I've remembered this favor. If you need my help in the future, just give me a call," she said.
Chen Ya said casually: "It's not really a favor. After all, I received payment from you yesterday."
Gu Yuqing asked: "What's the reward?"
Chen Ya looked at her lips meaningfully. The reward was naturally her first kiss. She should understand.
But Gu Yuqing looked innocent and still asked, "What's the reward?"
"That's..." Ying
"No," Gu Yuqing said calmly, "Forget it. I was a little too impulsive at the time."
"Can you forget it?"
"You have to forget it," Gu Yuqing said. "It's not good for you to keep remembering it."
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