Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven

**Section 1: The enemy warehouse becomes a baby room**

The armored personnel in the Northern Wei armory suddenly broke into a tap dance, shattering Sibao's newly-built arrows into Lego bricks. Sanbao, holding a milk bottle emitting abacus sparks, overturned the grain cart: "Mom! The spoils of war are being crowdfunded for a transformation in the livestream! They're saying they want to turn a battering ram into a baby walker!"

Gu Jinghong looked up from the seized list and found that the numbers in the account book were twisting.

The parenting system pops up a holographic accounting board:

- The Mo Dao phalanx automatically folds into a crib guardrail

- A rain of arrows spelled out the Morse code "Seeking Sponsorship" on top of a grain pile

- The most outrageous thing is the catapult, the barrel of which is covered with glowing pacifiers

- The quartermaster lamented: "They pickled diapers with gunpowder!"

"The aesthetics of violence have failed," the system showed a comforting doll, "activating the 'Loot Baby Translator' 1.0!" The armory transformed into a Montessori classroom.

The Sibao dragon horn scanned the data stream: "Transformation potential = the number of times Daddy misspelled crib x 27!" Before he could finish his words, a surrendered Northern Wei general, wearing a diaper helmet, charged at him: "I'm willing to trade my private savings for a Sibao-signed bib!"

The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on an arrow: "Young master, Kun position..." Twenty-eight mechanical confinement nannies emerged from the ground, and the milk bottles were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th civilization recycling experiment].

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**Section 2: Blockchain Parenting Ledger**

"This should be melted and cast..." Just as the Minister of Works reached for his hammer, the Sanbao Abacus suddenly emitted a holographic QR code: "Original processing detected. The 'Smart Parenting Account Book' has been activated!"

The hardcore liquidation of the quadruplets shocked the three armies:

- Sanbao uses blockchain to label war horses with "early childhood education mount" electronic tags

- Sibao modified the dragon horn into a 5G valuation instrument (evaluation of the armor flash baby-carrying function)

- The system pours Yakult into the powder keg (the explosive solidifies into a "recyclable building block" symbol)

- Erbao draws a "Super Dad" certificate for the surrendered general (combat power points are automatically converted to parenting points)

"The latest liquidation plan!" The system switched to a nursery rhyme voice: [According to the host's profligacy index, the rocking car accounting mode is activated] The holographic screen popped up:

- Military pay converted into a count of milk powder cans

- The prisoner list is encrypted into the sheet music of "Counting Ducks"

- Weapon discount starts at "bibs" exchange rate

Suddenly, the vault exploded into a rain of rainbow candies, and the mechanical confinement nanny popped up a warning: [The 27th recovery experiment failed...] Sibao climbed up the grain stack, and the Longjiao data stream cracking program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven supply chains, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Storage Day".

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**Section 3: Holographic Daddy's Treasure Map**

When the mechanical confinement nanny initiated the meltdown sequence, Sibao suddenly pulled out his electronic piggy bank: "Activate the ultimate secret - Daddy's secret money!"

The system suddenly blue screen scattered gold coins:

- Sanbao Abacus generates a "lift high" material flow map (warhorse turns into a baby walker)

- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection Baby Monitor (male protagonist hides secret money VR)

- Mo Dao raises the glowing bottle flag (black iron automatically forms a baby crib)

- 100,000 Arrows sang "Where Are We Going, Dad?" and performed square dance

Mechanical maternity nurses crashed, and baby bottles transformed into fluorescent calculators. A crack in a grain bag revealed an interstellar childcare surveillance system—in which the male protagonist used gold ingots to build blocks for the four babies, each inscribed with the words "Father's love is hard currency."

"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed, and the battlefield shrank into a children's supermarket checkout counter. Sibao fished out a quantum bottle from the pile of money, and the scale appeared on the lunar storage station: "Daddy said that every copper coin is in the shape of love for you~"