**Xiling Ministry of Revenue Assistant Minister (Codename: Iron Abacus):** This sophisticated mathematician, traumatized by the previous "pacifier tax," wished most for his abacus to remain unbroken. He gritted his teeth and traded a rare copy of the Suanjing (a traditional Chinese abacus) to Chen Bao (who was deeply interested in the classics) for an indigo wish candy. He nervously swallowed the candy, silently praying, "May my red sandalwood abacus remain indestructible and immortal!" His wish seemed to have come true! His beloved red sandalwood abacus suddenly shone, becoming so hard that even a knife would leave only a white mark on it! The assistant minister was ecstatic! However, as he habitually tried to move the beads, he discovered... they seemed welded to the frame! No matter how hard he tried, they wouldn't budge! His abacus had become an indestructible, yet completely useless, red sandalwood brick! Tears streamed down the minister's face, clutching his "brick abacus."

**Donghuang Ministry of Works Clerk (Codename: Skilled Lu Ban):** This young craftsman dreams of mastering the art of craftsmanship. He secretly trades a finely carved mechanical bird to Yubao for a crimson wish candy. After consuming the candy, his hands uncontrollably grasp at a nearby ornamental pomegranate tree! His fingers fly like lightning, sending sawdust flying! In the blink of an eye, he has "carved" the pomegranate tree into a lifelike, though severely disproportionate, sculpture crowned with pomegranates... a giant pacifier! The clerk gazes at his "masterpiece," then at his burning hands, and falls into a deep well of self-doubt and fear.

The backyard is in complete chaos! The butterfly-winged envoy flutters in the pool, the tap-dancing saint leaps on the rooftop, the minister cries while clutching a brick abacus, and the clerk stares blankly at a pacifier tree sculpture... The other envoys either watch in horror or eagerly attempt something else. The scene is both hilarious and out of control!

**Section 2: Battle for the Pacifier Relic**

Amidst the chaos, someone shouted, "Look! The Second Young Master's golden pacifier! That's the real 'Wish Come True' holy object! Much more powerful than candy!"

This voice was like lighting a powder keg!

All the envoys' eyes instantly focused on Erbao Su Heng, who was squatting by the lotus pond, holding a golden pacifier in his mouth and trying to catch the "Grassland Eagle" (the Butterfly Wing Envoy) with a branch! Especially the pacifier in his mouth, which was shining with gold and exuding an alluring aroma!

A holy object! A holy object that can directly grant wishes! No random side effects required!

Greed and enthusiasm instantly overwhelmed reason! Several daring envoys who were close by rushed towards Erbao like hungry tigers! Their target was the golden pacifier in his mouth!

"Wow! Bad guy! Stealing Hengheng's pacifier!" Erbao was frightened and subconsciously held the pacifier tightly in his mouth, and wanted to run away with his short legs.

But how could he outrun a group of adults who were red-eyed!

Just as a big hand was about to grab Erbao's collar, the other hand had already reached out for the tempting golden pacifier!

At this critical moment!

The "President's Blessing Energy" within the second child, Su Heng, erupted in response to the stress! His face flushed red, and he let out a full-throated scream, filled with the aroma of milk and powerful energy, while holding his pacifier:

"Wow! Don't steal! You bad guy!"

Buzz!

An invisible golden wave, imbued with strong attributes of "order" and "protection," suddenly spread out from Erbao! This wave precisely enveloped all the envoys who rushed towards him, intending to snatch the pacifier!

A strange scene happened!

The moment those aggressive envoys came into contact with the golden wave, their bodies suddenly froze! The fierce and greedy expressions on their faces froze instantly, then faded away like melting ice and snow, replaced by a look of...bewildered, aggrieved, and pure (?) eyes like a newborn baby!

“Wow!”

“Wa ...

“Aaaaaaaaa!”

…

The next second, the resounding cries of babies erupted from the mouths of these burly, official-robed envoys! It was as if their adult souls had been ripped out and stuffed into infant bodies. They stood there, waving their arms and kicking their legs in confusion, sobbing bitterly, and mumbling incoherently, "Pacifier..." "I want...a hug..." "Bad...bad guy..."

The entire backyard instantly transformed into a massive, wailing scene! The butterfly-winged envoy wept by the pool, the tap-dancing saint wept on the roof, the minister wept while hugging a brick abacus, the clerk wept over a pacifier sculpture, and then a group of "rejuvenated" envoys wept... The wails were deafening, reaching the sky!

Protected at the core, Su Heng, the second child, held a golden pacifier in his mouth as he looked at the group of adults crying even more miserably than he did. His little face was filled with shock and... a hint of disgust? He silently stuffed the pacifier deeper into his mouth, as if to say: You guys are too noisy, Hengheng's pacifier is quieter.

**Section 3: Candy Convention and Rainbow Bridge**

This absurd farce, sparked by the "Wish Rainbow Candy" and affecting envoys from four nations, was finally, with the forceful intervention of the General's Mansion (primarily through A Luo's Gu "Sleeping Spray" and Qi Bao's large-scale "Holy Light Soothing"). The butterfly wings vanished, the tap dance ceased, the minister's abacus returned to normal (the Wish Rainbow Candy's expiration date had expired), the clerk's hands stopped carving, and the "rejuvenated" envoys regained their composure after the pacifier's protective vibration dissipated. However, their faces flushed, and they wished they could find a hole to crawl into.

The backyard was a mess, filled with embarrassment, fear, and a thick, indissoluble sweet smell (remains of wish candy).

The venomous tongue system once again demonstrated its highly effective crisis public relations capabilities. Lines of "Contract Articles," condensed from pure holy light, with rainbow halos flowing around their edges and adorned with golden beads at their cores, were like exquisite candy wrappers, precisely "affixed" to the surfaces of all of Sanbao Su Yu's inventory and future rainbow candies.

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