4. **Aftermath:** Issue a permanent warning notice!

As the system instructions are issued:

Although Su Qi, the fourth child, didn't understand why, she instinctively sensed her brother's (Chen Bao's) anxiety and the systematic guidance. The strawberry birthmark on her forehead erupted with an unprecedented pure light, no longer a blessing, but a fundamental soothing force! She opened her mouth, and pure holy light flowed out, accompanied by her childish humming of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"! The light transformed into soft, lullaby-like ripples, rapidly spreading throughout the mansion! Wherever the holy light lullaby passed, dancing weapons slowly returned to their positions, Ah Huang, who was solving calculus, collapsed and began to snore, the light symbols on the account book gradually dimmed, and the steam from the Schrödinger equation in the kitchen dissipated... The chaotic mathematical storm gradually subsided, as if soothed by a mother's gentle hand.

Dabao Su Chen understood, and the golden light on the abacus surged to its peak! He no longer tried to fight the storm, but instead channeled the abacus's energy, carefully constructing an extremely thin yet incredibly tenacious "spiritual link." Like an umbilical cord, it gently connected to Lingbao Su Ling, who was awakened by the noise outside and was dazedly sucking his fingers in the warm room.

The moment the link was established! The Riemann Hypothesis bottle in the air, emitting a terrifying mathematical aura, suddenly shook! The zeta function light symbols swirling wildly on the bottle instantly became gentle and orderly, and the Möbius strip spinning at the bottle's mouth also slowed down. It seemed to sense the call of "Mother" (the fluctuation of Lingbao's eternal number source).

Under the soothing influence of the Holy Light Lullaby and the guidance of the Chenbao Abacus link, the Riemann Hypothesis bottle transformed into a gentle stream of platinum light. Like a young swallow returning to its nest, it flew lightly across the courtyard where the chaos was gradually subsiding, passed through the window, and hovered precisely above Lingbao Su Ling's crib.

The bottle's glow became incredibly soft and restrained, the complex formula on the bottle vanishing, leaving only the warm platinum sheen and a milky, star-like halo of light slowly flowing from the bottle's mouth (was the Riemann Hypothesis temporarily sealed, transformed into harmless, nourishing energy?). It hovered quietly, like a peculiarly shaped night-light bottle.

Lingbao looked at the glowing "new toy" curiously and stretched out his little finger to touch it.

Crisis averted!

The entire General's Mansion, from its utter chaos, gradually settled into a lingering tranquility. Only the messy mess and the terrified expressions of the soldiers and servants proved that the mathematical storm triggered by a diaper wasn't an illusion.

The Poison Tongue System's announcement, like a final summary and warning, clearly appeared on every piece of cloth in the mansion (especially diapers), every milk bottle, and even above the doghouse of the big yellow dog Ah Huang:

**【《General Mansion Baby Products and Related Items Final Management Announcement》**

**[Article 1: All personal items belonging to His Highness Ling (Su Ling) (including but not limited to clothing, diapers, bibs, and toys) are considered carriers of cosmic-level rules. Danger level: ∞!]**

**【Article 2: The cleaning, disinfection, and handling of the above-mentioned items must strictly follow the following procedures:**

* **[Step 1]: Wear His Majesty Chen Bao’s special “Eternal Number Shielding Gloves” (under development). **

**[Step 2]: Operate within the "Absolute Silent Gu Shroud" of Saint A Luo.**

**[Step 3]: During the cleaning process, any energy such as Qi Bao Sheng Guang, Yu Bao Rainbow, Heng Bao Nipple Vitality, etc. is strictly prohibited! It is recommended to use... ordinary soap nuts and clean water (physical cleaning is preferred). **

**[Step 4]: The residue after cleaning will be sealed harmlessly by His Majesty the Emperor, and stored in a special lead box (with a skull and crossed milk bottle logo).**

**[Article 3: His Highness Zero's excrement will be handled according to the highest-level nuclear waste (mathematically contaminated) disposal process! A dedicated person (A Luo), a dedicated Gu (a specially made sealing Gu), and a dedicated land (a newly dug 50-meter-deep pit in the backyard) will be used for the landfill!]**

**[Article 4: This announcement takes effect immediately and is permanent! The final right of interpretation belongs to this system and His Highness Zero's butt!]**

**[P.S.: The Riemann Hypothesis bottle has been collected. Tentative name: Lingbao Special Mathematical Goodnight Lamp. Risk of use: Unknown. Observation recommended.]**

The moonlight fell again, gently covering the general's mansion that had survived the disaster.

Su Li held Lingbao, who had been startled awake by the aftermath of the storm and was now a little drowsy, and gently patted him. Lingbao's little hands unconsciously grasped the warm halo of light flowing from the Riemann bottle suspended in the air, and his little face was filled with satisfaction and sleepiness after eating and drinking.

After inspecting the mansion and confirming no casualties (aside from the accountant's minor shock and Ah Huang's temporary math disability), Xiao Jue returned to the warm room. He looked at his wife's safe and sound little daughter in her arms, then at the floating platinum milk bottle emitting a mysterious aura. A hint of fatigue and resignation tinged his stern brow.

Outside, the frightened babies were also calmed down.

* Erbao Su Heng sobbed and curled up in A'luo's arms, tightly clutching a rough spare pacifier that A'luo had temporarily carved for him out of ordinary wood. There were traces of tears on his little face, and he looked aggrievedly at the "culprit" floating above his sister's bedside - Pingping, who had turned into his golden pacifier!

* Sanbao Su Yu was holding the Rainbow Cloud Boat model that he had lost and found again, but with an additional detailed "Aerodynamic Analysis Report". The light of the dragon horn was dimmed a lot.

* Sibao Qiqi lay beside Su Li's legs, the light of her strawberry birthmark flickering faintly. Humming the lullaby had consumed a lot of her energy, and she looked listless at the moment.

* Only the eldest child, Su Chen, was still forcing himself to stay awake. He held the abacus, the beads beating at the lowest frequency, monitoring the energy fluctuations of the Riemann bottle. His little face showed a sense of responsibility and solemnity beyond his age.

Su Li hummed a gentle lullaby. The song flowed in the quiet moonlit night, soothing the frightened child and calming the adults' hearts.

Lingbao fell into a deep sleep amidst the song, his long eyelashes casting a fan-shaped shadow across his delicate face. The suspended Riemann bottle emanated a soft halo, like a guardian star. Moonlight streamed through the eaves outside the window, illuminating the courtyard's traces of the mathematical storm—a few fallen leaves shattered by sword energy, Ah Huang's unfinished calculus equation on the ground, and the newly dug, bottomless "diaper pit" in the corner.

Daily life in the General's Mansion was always like this, bouncing back and forth between the scent of milk and the smoke of gunpowder (the mathematical storm was also a storm). A small diaper could stir up cosmic waves. But no matter how chaotic and absurd the experience, when the moonlight fell, the lullaby sounded, and the children slept peacefully in their arms, all the thrills and shocks ultimately transformed into the most ordinary yet precious daily life in this deep courtyard.

And the legend (or dark history) of the diaper that triggered everything will be forever engraved in the General's Mansion's "Infant Products Emergency Management Plan", becoming a ridiculous and frightening legend.