Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke

**When Sibao used the signal smoke as an opportunity, the 100,000 cavalrymen of the Northern Desert finally understood that the smoke from Gujia Village could last for three days and three nights.**

"Report! Purple smoke is coming out of the enemy's mess!" The scout had barely finished his words when his mount suddenly lifted its front hooves off the ground and began a ballet dance. "General! My horse insisted on singing along to 'Learn to Meow'!"

Gu Jinghong picked up Erbao, who was pouring rainbow candies into the stove, and said, "Don't waste the tactical frosting!" He turned around and shoved Sanbao's abacus into the chimney, "Activate the holographic cooking smoke interference system—"

### Section 1: Cute Baby Smoke Laboratory

In the morning mist, the quadruplets were conducting a "strategic cooking" experiment in the kitchen. Erbao's piercing eyes swept across the steamer, and the steamed buns suddenly sprouted mechanical legs and scurried across the table.

"Strategy of War Stratagem 1002—" Gu Jinghong used his Mo Dao to pick up the mutant steamed bun, "Use baking powder instead of gunpowder."

Sanbao's abacus beads formed a molecular formula in the steam: "Mom! There are gene fragments of Daddy in the dough yeast!" Upon hearing this, Sibao pushed the dragon horn into the stove, and the smoke condensed into the shadow of the male protagonist with a "boom" - he was locked in the quantum kitchen, and the pressure cooker behind him was marked [Emotional Variable Incubation Chamber No. 27].

The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing popcorn: "Young master, the turbulence coefficient of the northwest wind is level three..." Before he finished speaking, Dabao's tiger roar collapsed the chimney, revealing twenty-eight mechanical cooks, with "Cleaner No. 27·Cooking Specialized Type" engraved on their kitchen knives.

Section 2: Poisonous Milk Smoke Bomb

As the two armies faced off, Sibao was using his dragon horns to create LED effects for the smoke. Erbao's blueberry-flavored poisonous milk burp triggered a holographic illusion:

- The wolf smoke turns into a giant lollipop and spins

- The war drum beats out the rhythm of "Little Jumping Frog"

- The arrow twisted into a heart-shaped candied haws in mid-air

- Broccoli that can rap emerges from the enemy general's helmet

"Sanbao! Calculate the trajectory of the sweet critical hit!" Gu Jinghong stuffed Sibao into the sling bag. Sanbao's abacus beads exploded into a quantum cloud, reconstructing the smoke from a Klein bottle—an enemy ship inside the bottle was performing a hula dance, its sails emblazoned with the words "Cooks' Revolt."

Sibao suddenly gnawed through the slingshot, and the rainbow bun shells exploded in the enemy camp. An encrypted file emerged in the frosting: the male protagonist wrote "Children are the ultimate recipe" and signed it with a confined chef's hat.

Section 3: Cooking Dimension

"Master! A mysterious teleportation array has been discovered in the cellar!" Granny Chen, carrying a jar of pickled cabbage, broke open the granary. The pickle juice corroded the ground, revealing:

- Potatoes piled into non-Euclidean shapes

- Jack-o'-lantern projection of interstellar coordinates

- The dragon horns of Sibao activate the portal

- The male protagonist's recording came from the bottom of the kimchi jar: "Honger, come to the Michelin in 2023..."

"Want to travel through time?" The bronze sword spirit tore off its sugar-coated disguise, and its mechanical arm grabbed the jar of pickled vegetables: "Clearing the 27th reincarnation menu—"

At the critical moment, Dabao's Mo Dao picked up the pickled cucumber, and the acid etched the embryo monitoring image of the quadruplets on the space-time gate. The heartbeat curve was synchronized with the quantum clock in the male protagonist's laboratory.

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1. **Icing Code**: Use rainbow steamed bun crumbs to spell out the freezer's coordinates

2. **Suancai Navigation**: Kimchi flora DNA matches the male protagonist's work number

3. **Heartbeat Recipe**: Monitor fluctuations correspond to Michelin stars

4. **Dimensional Laugh**: The portal's border is engraved with "Bring your kids to save the food world"

### Data Easter Egg

1. **LED Smoke**: Flashing frequency synchronized with the male protagonist's brain waves

2. **Broccoli rapper**: Stem lines hide a binary recipe

3. **Klein's Smoke**: The pressure inside the bottle corresponds to the number of reincarnations

4. **Heartbeat Pastry**: Baozi expands to match the birthdays of the four treasures