Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke

"Mother! The dark clouds in the sky are giving out red envelopes!" Sibao rushed into the tent, holding an iron pot with three lightning rods stuck to the bottom. "Second sister said she wants to collect the five blessings in exchange for a father!"

Gu Jinghong looked up from the pile of thunder talismans and found Sanbao using abacus beads to label lightning bolts with barcodes. Erbao's poisonous milk bottle was stuck upside down on the lightning rod, and the milk flowed down the iron rod into a barrage: "Thunderstorm covers the entire venue, 50% off~"

Suddenly, the clouds parted, and twenty-eight mechanical thunder gods burst forth from the air, their hammers flashing red LED lights: [Cleaner No. 27·Weather Specialized] Friendly reminder: You have triggered the 27th artificial rainfall package—

Section 1: Thunder Kindergarten

The martial arts arena, shrouded in dark clouds, has a unique style:

- Lightning spells "like" in the clouds

- Lei Sheng comes with "Canon" BGM

- Raindrops forming Peppa Pig in mid-air

- The edge of the dark cloud scrolls the barrage of "Crossing the Tribulation Live Broadcast"

"Strategy of War, Stratagem 1119!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the lightning rod, "Use the naughty child to make the God of Thunder and the Goddess of Lightning cry."

Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed an electromagnetic model: "The thunderstorm energy value exceeds the standard by 250%!" Sibao's dragon horn pierced the thundercloud, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding sparks - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum laboratory, and the electronic screen displayed [Sibao is undergoing anti-electric shock testing].

The bronze sword spirit flew by while chewing on a lightning rod: "Young master, due north..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical Tesla coils rose from the ground, and electric arcs formed subtitles: [Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th lightning correction].

Section 2: A Guide for Cute Babies to Overcome Tribulation

"My fellow Daoist, you need to bathe first to overcome the tribulation..." Before the purple-robed immortal finished speaking, Sibao had already rushed into the center of the thunderstorm on the bronze sword spirit: "Lululu~ come and chase me~"

Sanbao's abacus suddenly unfolded a scientific plan to overcome the tribulation:

- Make a Faraday cage out of an iron pot

- Spray Rainbow Milk Tea Fragility Reduction Agent into the thundercloud

- Let Erbao's poisonous milk neutralize the lightning

- Install a child safety lock on the Thunderbolt

"27 rare lightning elements detected!" Erbao's poisonous pupils suddenly lit up, and the bottle sprayed strawberry-flavored lightning attractant. Sibao held up the dragon horn as a lightning rod, and lightning danced at the tip of the "Pure Land of Bliss."

The mechanical thunder god suddenly went berserk, and his hammer smashed out an encrypted thunder symbol: "The 27th experimental subject is out of control..." The lightning condensed into an interstellar picture - the male protagonist was tied to the experimental table by twenty-seven lightning bolts, and the countdown above his head showed "2023.02.27".

Section 3: Thunder Gaba Moment

As the mechanical Tesla coil released billions of volts of voltage, Sanbao suddenly threw out his abacus beads: "Start reverse charging!" The quadruplets launched a combination attack:

- Erbao's poisonous milk bottle sprayed with the conductive liquid from "Onion Song"

- The three treasures' abacus beads form a supercapacitor array

- Sibao uses dragon horn to project Pikachu 100,000 volts

- Dabao's Mo Dao will provoke B-BOX's lightning rod

Thunderstorms twisted into emojis in the soundwaves, lightning transformed into a rain of WeChat red envelopes. Mechanical thunder gods suddenly shut down en masse, hammers hammering out the Morse code for "please spare me."

"The flaw is in the seventh arc!" Sanbao's abacus pierced the main control coil, and what exploded was not the capacitor but:

- Quantum USB flash drive that stores the four-treasure discharge records

- AR glasses that can summon Pikachu

- A badge with the words "Thunder King 2023.02.27"

- Holographic image of the male protagonist trapped in a Tesla coil

"The 27th anti-electrical test failed..." The mechanical Thunder God suddenly exploded. Sibao rushed towards the exploding interstellar power bank. The cryostat showed the male protagonist's hair being electrocuted by 27 devices.