Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path

"Mom! The kitchen knife is opening the gate in the live broadcast room!" Sibao rushed into the refining room holding a half-rusted iron sword, with three glowing rainbow candies stuck to the hilt. "The audience said that if the likes exceed 100 million, they will reveal Daddy's location~"

Gu Jinghong looked up from his pile of sword manuals and saw Canjian carving a barrage of comments on the wall with his sword energy: "Old iron, double-click 666." Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the sword rack, and the milk solidified into a holographic announcement: "You need to scan your health code to open the Heavenly Gate. Monks with yellow codes please self-isolate~"

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Section 1: The Transformation of the Broken Sword

The painting of the sword tomb in the morning light is unique:

- The Broken Swords spontaneously danced to "Subject Three"

- The Sword Spirit phantom holds up a sign that says "Follow us to receive sword energy"

- The Sword Guarding Formation has been transformed into a revolving door effect

- The Bronze Sword Spirit held a broken sword and livestreamed the product: "Family! This sword has slashed through twenty-seven Immortal Lords!"

"The Art of War, Stratagem 1,336!" Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who was applying a cartoon Band-Aid to the broken sword. "Use infant logic to break the ancient ban."

A three-dimensional model suddenly popped out of Sanbao's abacus: "Antimatter energy remains on the sword!" Sibao's dragon horn thrust into the hilt, and an interstellar scene emerged from the exploding sparks - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum laboratory, using a laser to carve "SOS" on the surface of the moon.

The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on the sword tassel: "Young master, northeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical scabbards broke through the air, with red light rolling on the scabbards: [Cleaner No. 27·Tianmen Specialized Type] is carrying out the 27th space blockade.

Section 2: Science Opens the Door to Heaven

"This sword requires the collection of twenty-seven..." The Elder Refiner had barely finished his words when Erbao suddenly gushed out a strawberry milkshake: "A program vulnerability has been detected. We recommend upgrading to iOS 999!"

The quadruplets' actions shocked everyone:

- Sanbao uses abacus to brute force the spatial algorithm

- Sibao pours popping candy onto the sword to trigger a quantum leap

- Erbao's poisonous milk turns the sword energy into a rainbow WIFI signal

- Dabao drew a "face scan to enter" emoticon for Tianmen

"Warning! Illegal access to interstellar channels!" The mechanical scabbard suddenly deformed, ejecting twenty-seven data cables. Sibao rode the bronze sword spirit around the arena, spreading sweet nothings. The Broken Sword suddenly projected a holographic instruction manual: "Three steps to open the Heavenly Gate: 1. Scan the code 2. Verify parent-child relationship 3. Call Daddy~"

An interstellar scene suddenly flashed - the male protagonist was tied to the operating table by twenty-seven lasers, and the Tianmen control screen behind him was marked "2023.02.27 Space Jump Experiment".

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Section 3: Galaxy Courier

When the mechanical scabbard started the formatting process, Sibao suddenly took out a rubber duck and said, "Start the family express service!" Sanbao's abacus exploded into a Galaxy FedEx order:

- Erbao's poisonous milk caused the data flow to jump "Little Apple"

- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection: A video of a child opening his father's package

- Dabao uses a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the B-BOX package

- The broken sword suddenly transformed into an interstellar code scanning gun and "beep" opened the sky gate

The mechanical scabbards all froze, and Peppa Pig graffiti appeared on their surfaces. The sky gate suddenly opened, and a quantum package fell out - inside was a thousand paper cranes folded by the male protagonist using lab reports, with "Goodnight, Baby" written on each wing.

"The 27th space experiment failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the Heavenly Gate suddenly shrank to the size of a dog hole. Sibao pulled out an interstellar stamp from the hilt of his sword. A panoramic view of the lunar base was printed on the back. "Daddy said that if I collect 27 stamps, I can summon a dragon."