Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path

"Everyone, this is the K-line chart for this month's Immortal Crystals—" Sanbao's abacus suddenly exploded into a screen of light. "According to chaos theory, the private funds of your Elder Hall are swimming naked!"

Sibao rode on the bronze sword spirit's back and tossed the account book like a frisbee: "Second sister said, if you keep withholding your pocket money, Lei Jie will perm your hair!"

Section 1: Financial Crisis in the Immortal World

The magical upgrade of the Immortal Alliance Exchange in the morning light:

- Lingshi electronic screen scrolls "Xianjing fell and mother doesn't recognize it" barrage

- The merit book becomes a shared power bank for rent by scanning the QR code

- The elders' hair and beards turned into fluorescent cheering sticks that said "Save the market! Save the market!"

- Flying sword performs aerial acrobatics with a red "fuse warning" light

"Strategy of War, Stratagem 152!" Gu Jinghong picked up the four treasures that were pouring game coins into the merit box, "Use inflation to drain the wallets of the immortal world."

Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a quantum financial model: "Market panic value = Daddy's blood pressure value × 27!" Sibao's dragon horn slammed into the accounting vault, and an interstellar scene emerged from the exploding smell of copper - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum bank and was using a laser to carve "Sibao exclusive credit card" on the surface of the moon.

The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on a silver note: "Young master, to the northeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical gods of wealth broke out of the ground, their golden ingot eyes flashing red: [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th financial crisis].

Section 2: Cute Baby Economic War

"This is a thousand-year-old treasure I've collected..." Just as Elder Tianshu was pulling out a map of the spirit stone veins, Erbao suddenly sprayed out rainbow ink: "A false asset valuation has been detected. A short-selling report has been automatically generated!"

The quadruplets' financial crisis shocked the three worlds:

- Sanbao uses blockchain technology to issue "Four Treasures Coin"

- Sibao modified the dragon horn into an ATM machine that spits out rainbow candies

- Erbao injects water into the spiritual vein to fabricate the concept of "Xianjing Hot Spring"

- Dabao drew a "live streaming" emoticon for the Pixiu statue

"Latest trading strategy!" Sanbao's abacus beads condensed into a holographic candlestick chart. "By shorting the Elder Hall pension—" the beads suddenly transformed into a tearful cat head. "We could buy twenty-seven moons and use them as playgrounds!"

Suddenly, the fairy crystal exploded, and the mechanical god of wealth popped up a laser bill: "The 27th economic experiment failed..." Sibao climbed onto the gold ingot, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was tied to the operating table by twenty-seven data streams, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Fund Collapse Day".

Section 3 Family Rescue Plan

When the Mechanical God of Wealth initiated bankruptcy liquidation, Sibao suddenly pulled out his piggy bank: "Activate the ultimate secret - Dad's New Year's money!"

Sanbao's abacus exploded into a financial crisis:

- Erbao's toxic milk makes debt dance "Chicken Cha Cha"

- Sibao Dragon Horn Projection VR video of a child receiving red envelopes

- Dabao used the Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the B-BOX IOU

- Immortal Crystals suddenly rebelled and turned into piggy banks

The mechanical gods of wealth all crashed, and the golden abacus turned into a glow stick. Elder Tianshu's jade crown suddenly exploded, revealing an interstellar financial management protocol. Surveillance footage showed the male protagonist teaching the four infants how to count money in a lab, while the freezer was filled with space bonds inscribed with the words "Buy candy for the baby."

"The 27th economic experiment has failed..." A mechanical voice echoed, and the exchange shrank into a child's piggy bank. Sibao fished a quantum coin from the data stream. The latitude and longitude of the lunar base were engraved on the back. "Daddy said that every coin is shaped like love for you."