Chapter 12: The lazy man marries a beautiful woman

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"I can cure your problem. I once cured someone with a similar condition to yours. Not only can she now communicate normally with others, she can even perform on stage. Last year, she even performed on the Spring Festival Gala stage. If you want to cure your problem, I can help you."

Without even looking up, Tian Haitang, who only had a few people in her mind, could tell that the person who said this to her was Xu Kai.

Tian Haitang, who had almost recovered from the shock, wanted to thank Xu Kai, even if it was just to look up at him.

But Tian Haitang really can't do it.

Fortunately——

Xu Kai only said this sentence and never spoke to Tian Haitang again, nor did he even continue to get close to Tian Haitang.

This made Tian Haitang relax a lot.

The two of them stood quietly together at this distance that was neither far nor close.

For some reason, with Xu Kai standing beside her, Tian Haitang's heart began to feel at ease, as if she, who had always been helpless, had finally found someone to rely on.

"Look, Qi Qiaoqiao is here."

"Wow~ Qi Qiaoqiao is still as pretty and cool as ever. I wonder what good deeds Zhang Gong, the Wu Dalang, had done in his previous life to marry a beautiful and capable woman like Qi Qiaoqiao."

"It's just like the old saying goes, a good man has no good wife, but a bad man marries a good-looking woman."

"Hey~ Did you notice that Qi Qiaoqiao seems to be a little bit abnormal today?"

"Look, Qi Qiaoqiao is sitting down."

Hearing the people around him talking, Xu Kai subconsciously looked in the direction where everyone's attention was focused.

Then Xu Kai saw a woman with a very hot body kneeling on the ground, with her hands crossed and pinching her neck, looking like she was having great difficulty breathing.

Seeing this, Xu Kai hurriedly walked towards the woman, Qi Qiaoqiao.

Before Xu Kai could reach Qi Qiaoqiao, Qi Qiaoqiao suddenly fell to the ground, her beautiful eyes rolled back, and she fainted! At this time, many people had already gathered around.

Seeing Qi Qiaoqiao like this, someone shouted: "Someone has fainted, come quickly, is there a doctor?"

"I am a doctor."

As he spoke, Xu Kai parted the crowd and came to Qi Qiaoqiao.

Xu Kai squatted beside the right hand of the unconscious Qi Qiaoqiao, and neatly turned Qi Qiaoqiao's head to one side to prevent vomiting and aspiration, then grabbed Qi Qiaoqiao's wrist and felt her pulse...

"What's going on?"

"have no idea."

“I don’t know.”

"Qi Qiaoqiao was walking, then she sat on the ground, and soon she fell down."

"Is this man a doctor? Can he save Qi Qiaoqiao?"

"The technique looks quite professional, he must be a doctor."

“…”

Soon, a large crowd of onlookers gathered around Xu Kai and Qi Qiaoqiao. They pointed and talked, nervously watching the progress of Xu Kai's rescue of Qi Qiaoqiao.

"The pulse is normal."

"The face is flushed, the lips and nail beds are blue, and there is no breathing!"

"Such a sudden onset of the disease is likely to be mechanical."

"Upper airway obstruction!?"

Thinking of this, Xu Kai immediately pried open Qi Qiaoqiao's red lips.

“There’s no blockage in sight.”

Xu Kai then pulled Qi Qiaoqiao up, hugged Qi Qiaoqiao's waist from behind, made her clench her fists, and then used the thenar eminence to apply inward and upward force to Qi Qiaoqiao's upper abdomen.

Although Xu Kai's Heimlich maneuver was very standard, the dirty men standing by were jealous when they saw Xu Kai hugging and rushing towards Qi Qiaoqiao.

"Fuck, if I had known that doctors could enjoy such good fortune, I would have studied medicine!"

"Don't talk nonsense. This seems to be some kind of first aid method. I saw it on TV."

“…”

Xu Kai simply ignored what the onlookers said, and he didn't have time to pay attention to what the onlookers said.

After using the Heimlich maneuver more than a dozen times, the blockage in Qi Qiaoqiao's throat was still not flushed out, which means that the blockage must have pierced into Qi Qiaoqiao's throat.

At this time, if conditions permit, cricothyroidotomy should be used to open another breathing passage for Qi Qiaoqiao, and then she should be sent to the hospital for tracheotomy.

But Xu Kai didn't have a syringe, so he couldn't open Qi Qiaoqiao's throat.

Secondly, Xu Kai didn't want to make a hole on Qi Qiaoqiao's perfect white neck and leave her with a scar.

"Qi Qiaoqiao's face is purple. Can you do it?"

"Or else, can you give Qi Qiaoqiao artificial respiration?"

"Has anyone called 120? I think this guy seems a bit useless."

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“…”

Because the Heimlich maneuver did not work, some people began to question Xu Kai's ability.

Xu Kai ignored these doubts.

He pried open Qi Qiaoqiao's red lips again, and then pushed Qi Qiaoqiao's head back.

At the moment when Qi Qiaoqiao's head was bent to the limit by Xu Kai, Xu Kai inserted his two fingers into Qi Qiaoqiao's mouth and continued to move forward.

Soon, Xu Kai felt that Qi Qiaoqiao's throat was abnormally swollen, and her throat was mainly blocked by the lump.

Probing a little deeper, Xu Kai's fingertips touched something hard.

"Is it a bone?"

"The bone was stuck in her throat?"

If it were an ordinary doctor, under such circumstances, the only option to save Qi Qiaoqiao might be to find a way to use cricothyroidotomy to open another breathing passage for Qi Qiaoqiao, and then send Qi Qiaoqiao to have her throat opened. Even if he was given a pair of tweezers, he might not be able to take out the bone that was already deep in the throat and stuck very deep - because he couldn't find the bone that was invisible at all.

But Xu Kai, who had particularly long fingers and had learned the two-finger technique from a cellmate who was a thief, relied on his sense of touch to pinch the bone with two fingers, firmly locking the tip of the bone that was exposed, and then pulled it back to pull the bone out.

"Is this... a chicken bone?"

"Is it this that caused Qi Qiaoqiao to lose her breath?"

"But the chicken bones have been taken out, why does Qi Qiaoqiao still seem to be not breathing?"

“…”

Xu Kai slowly laid Qi Qiaoqiao flat again, and then began to give her artificial respiration.

"I said artificial respiration!"

"If you can't get the chicken bones out, what's the point of giving artificial respiration?"

"Tsk tsk~ This kid is taking advantage of Qi Qiaoqiao!"

"Is that a bow?"

"It's Zhang Gong. This time everyone is in for some fun!"

“…”

Zhang Gong quickly came inside through the passage made clear for him by the crowd, and then saw Xu Kai giving artificial respiration to his wife.

Zhang Gong, who always cared about his reputation, saw this and rushed towards Xu Kai with his fists raised without thinking, as if he was going to fight Xu Kai to the death.

But Xu Kai seemed to have eyes on the back of his head. He dodged Zhang Gong's punch by tilting his head. Then he gave a light push with his backhand and knocked Zhang Gong to the ground.

What a coincidence, at this moment, Qi Qiaoqiao let out a long sigh - she was saved.

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(End of this chapter)