Tang Dao Hunt: "..."

The blade wobbled slightly.

I don't want to go to the lab, I don't want to be reforged, and I don't want to be hammered on, the clanging and banging is so noisy!

I especially don't want to be the one holding the knife, killing people, beasts, or zombies, by someone I hate.

Yanliu: "..."

It also wobbled slightly.

don't want.

Don't go to the lab.

I don't want people to hit me with knives, spears, swords, or halberds, to cut me or stab me.

I don't want to be chopped into pieces and buried among rotting corpses.

Seeing that both of them were shaking their heads, Jiang Si scolded them like children: "You two, one is a heartless killing weapon, and the other is a companion willow. If you two can't stand the laboratory, how can I stand it?"

"After Earth experienced a zombie apocalypse, we escaped from the laboratory. Now, by chance, we have arrived 3,000 years in the future. Life has finally become prosperous. We have money and social status. As long as we are careful and keep our identities hidden, we can stay away from the laboratory and the disaster, and never have to go back to that messed-up life before."

"But now... you two are causing trouble again. My husband... is the one on the other side. If you two didn't agree before, why didn't you interfere earlier?"

"The fact that you didn't interfere earlier means you agreed to it. You agreed to let me marry him and to be intimate with him. Now you two disagree. You disagree, but you follow me around every day. You should know clearly that my husband, the man I chose, is a man who pays attention to details."

"What do you mean by being a detail-oriented person? In the zombie era on Earth, when I was reading through a library full of books, I read every single one to you two. You two may not have eaten pork, but you've at least slaughtered a pig before, haven't you?"

"Since I've ever slaughtered a pig, I know how terrifying a detail-oriented person can be. Before, he suspected that willow branches could mimic human beings, and I deliberately laughed it off with him, thinking it was novel. That's how I learned that plants could mimic human beings, and there were already other examples. Only then did I feel at ease and join him in talking about willow branches being able to mimic human beings."

"Now look what's happened! This knife of yours, it's you, it's you, and you're still shaking it." Jiang Si pointed at the hunting knife, looking at him with a look of utter disappointment. "You actually made him doubt that a knife can become a person. If I were him, I would have dragged you to the lab and melted you down the day you became a person."

Tang Dao Hunt: "..."

Yanliu: "..."

"I'm telling you both, I'm not trying to scare you. Ghosts and gods aren't scary; what's scary is the human heart. People are all selfish, just like those people in the lab back then. They'd do anything for immortality." Jiang Si said righteously, "Now that you two are conscious, think back to what kind of life we ​​lived 3,000 years ago!"

"Don't waste your good life now and get sent back to the lab."

"Hunter, now you stay in my space and dig. Use the willow branch as a bracelet to hold the wound on my hand. Don't let Agares see that I'm injured."

Tang Dao Hunter shook the blade vigorously.

It doesn't want to dig.

A magnificent knife that is thousands of years old.

It's not a hoe, why would you dig the ground?

The willow branch obediently transformed into a red willow bracelet, which was placed on Jiang Si's wrist, covering her wound.

"You don't want to?" Jiang Si stared at the violently shaking knife. "Are you unwilling to dig the ground, or are you unwilling for me to be intimate with my husband?"

The knife stopped shaking instantly.

Ginger shreds: "..."

grass!

She doesn't want him to be intimate with her husband?

Is this a knife?

No, this is not a knife.

Is this the housekeeper?

Even the most capable housekeeper doesn't meddle this much.

"Alright, alright, alright. You've ruined my mood. I'm not going anymore, I'm not going anymore," Jiang Si said impatiently. "Can I go back when you agree?"

The Tang sword flashed downwards in a single strike, resembling a chick pecking at rice, as if the person were nodding.

Looking at its dog-like behavior, I really want to put it in the incinerator and melt it down, so I won't have to see it and feel annoyed.

Jiang Si exhaled a breath of stale air and said, word by word, "I'm warning you two again: from now on, don't reveal to anyone that you two can turn into humans."

"Especially when you hunt, you are a knife, not a plant, not a beast. In the entire Abel Galaxy, there is no precedent for a piece of scrap metal like you to become a human. If you were to become a human, you would scare people to death."

“I know you might grow up. How about this, when you think you can grow up, let me know in advance, and we’ll go to a planet with lots of strange beasts. You can slowly grow up, and after you’re an adult, we can appear in front of the public, okay?”

"If you don't say anything, I'll take that as a yes. Alright, dig up the dirt in my space. That's it, I'm outta here."

After Jiang Si finished speaking, she flashed out of the space and appeared in the toilet. She took the tobacco sticks that were attached to the doorknob, wrapped them in her hand, and the two tobacco sticks were placed side by side on her hand, like two beautiful red bracelets.

She opened the bathroom door. All the exercise equipment in the room was gone, leaving the room empty. The bed had also been repaired and was no longer tilted.

Agares, dressed in a bathrobe, stood before the enormous glass window, gazing at the starry sky outside.

Jiang Si walked barefoot silently behind him, hugged him from behind, and said in a clear voice, "Honey, let's go to sleep!"

Agares turned around and kissed her hard: "You go to sleep first, I'll go take a shower."

Jiang Si lowered her gaze, sized up her cheap husband, and kindly reminded him, "Use hot water, not cold water."

Agares placed her on the bed, adjusted the chair so she could lie down comfortably and see the dazzling starry sky and sea outside the glass. He kissed her again, got up, and went into the bathroom. He took off his clothes, turned on the cold water, and stepped into the cold water with a dark look in his eyes. The icy water splashed over his body, tracing the curves of his muscles...

The endless universe and the vast sea of ​​stars were places that all the nations of ancient Earth desperately wanted to see and explore more than 3,000 years ago, but could not.

At that time, with the limited technology and the capabilities of supercomputers, only a rough estimate and an approximate appearance could be calculated; the specifics remained unknown.

Now, more than 3,000 years later, in the distant Abel Galaxy, spaceships can travel long distances or short distances through the cosmos.

There are also super battleships that, as long as they have energy, can roam freely among the stars, go to any star system they want, and explore any depth of the universe they want to explore.

Each star is different, and the light they emit is also different. Looking at these stars is like watching a large-scale star exhibition, as if you are there in person.

Jiang Si gazed at the beautiful starry sky, growing more and more excited. She sat up, glanced sideways at the closed bathroom, threw off the covers, got out of bed, went to the bathroom, pressed down on the door, and slipped inside. "No autopilot? Who says you can't drive manually?"