Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
grass!
That was too hasty.
My cheap husband's subordinates are here.
Don't be afraid.
Jiang Si rolled her eyes, lifted her eyelids to glance at Si Zhang, her expression unchanged, as steady as an old dog. She deliberately clicked on the voice message again and played it again, asking casually, "Does it look like it? Now that you mention it, I also think it does look a bit like it."
Follow the enemy's path, leaving the enemy with nowhere to go.
How many similarities there are in the world!
They will deny everything unless there is evidence.
Si Zhang listened carefully, nodded heavily, and then shook her head: "It's similar, but it's not. Your husband's voice is a bit breathless, hoarse, and has a slightly awkward quality."
"Our marshal is decisive and ruthless, and his word is law. He's more meticulous than a robot. I reckon by the time he catches his breath, his wife will be waiting for him in bed."
They started driving without warning.
They sped up.
Jiang Si couldn't imagine His Highness panting in bed, so she chuckled and asked, "If your marshal heard you say that, would he beat you up?"
Si Zhang quickly looked around and, not seeing his commander, finally relaxed. He complained and sighed, "We're used to being nerfed. If we don't get nerfed for a day, we feel itchy all over."
Is my cheap husband really this ruthless?
Jiang Si was somewhat skeptical: "Then what else did he do besides beating you up?"
"What else are we doing?" Si Zhang asked, still feeling indignant. "Copying the criminal code. He made us copy the criminal code by hand, Article 2888 of the Imperial Criminal Code."
"You think copying is fine, but if you make a mistake, you'll be punished? But do you know what? Article 2888 of the Imperial Criminal Code. After you finish copying it by hand, they'll check for typos. If there's even one typo or a wrong punctuation mark, it'll be sent back to be copied again. Isn't that outrageous?"
In the live stream, I heard these people wailing and howling, saying their hands were about to break and their skin was raw from writing.
I already found it funny enough.
Now, facing him face to face, Jiang Si couldn't help but imagine His Highness in military uniform, hands behind his back, coldly addressing his subordinates: "Making a mistake? No problem, just copy the Imperial Criminal Code, and you'll know how you should be sentenced and how many years you'll get?"
"Pfft!" Jiang Si covered her mouth with her hand, unable to suppress her laughter: "Sorry, sorry, it's too vivid, I couldn't help it."
Si Zhang shrugged, understanding and very generous: "It's alright, laugh, laugh. If your husband were in our main legion, you can ask him later if the commander-in-chief ever made him copy criminal law."
No!
He had never copied the criminal law.
He told you to copy the criminal law.
Jiang Si laughed until tears almost streamed down her face: "Okay, I'll ask my husband later to see if he copied the criminal law."
Si Zhang's eyes lit up: "Then you laugh for a while, I'll go help wash the fish, and we'll talk later."
After saying that, he turned around and ran to the lakeside in a flash. He was both silly and excited, rubbing his hands together, and said to his many colleagues, "Give me money, give me money, 500 star coins each, and I'll tell you where the fierce little girl's husband is!"
The eyes of more than thirty burly men suddenly fell on his face. They had no money, but they had fists.
Si Zhang curled his lip: "You stingy scum, the information I gathered, as expected, isn't even worth 500 star coins?"
One person extends one fist, which amounts to more than thirty large fists.
Come on.
One fist, five fingers, rounded up, is 500 Star Coins.
Forced by the enemy's superior numbers and our own inferiority.
Si Zhang, a man of pragmatism, said, "If you don't want to give it, then don't. Look at all of you. Let me tell you, Miss A-Jiang's husband, in our main legion, has a voice that sounds a bit like the commander-in-chief. He's henpecked. When Miss A-Jiang said he was mean to her, he immediately sent a voice message to coax her, saying he wasn't."
Leia stroked her chin: "The voice sounds a bit like the head coach? And he's even stern with Miss Jiang. Could it be one of those troublemakers from the vanguard team?"
Feng Jie chimed in, "That's right! Only those bastards in the vanguard are arrogant and look down on everyone. They don't care about anyone except the commander."
Rong Mengping disagreed, casually remarking, "The voice sounds a bit like the head coach, could it be the head coach?"
Seeing the Zerg-like mutated beast, Si Zhang asked in horror, "You mean the commander-in-chief successfully poached someone from the enemy ranks?"
Rong Mengping rolled his eyes and boldly speculated, "What I mean is, can't she be our commander's wife?"