I Rely on Birthing Babies to Become Popular Across the Interstellar

Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.

The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...

Chapter 1036 The Madam Doesn't Need to Kick, She Jumps By Herself

Moore on the other end of the line jumped, then replied in a strong voice, "Yes!"

Agares disconnected the quantum computer, returned to the room, and went to bed.

Mohr wiped away imaginary sweat and muttered to himself. The Marshal was really being polite to these people. If they were in the Hunting Legion, they would be beaten half to death first, then dragged out for training, exhausted to the point of near death, and still have to copy military regulations and laws.

These people are just copying school rules and writing reflections, they can't be more comfortable!

Within 10 minutes, the Education Bureau, the top ten military academies, and all those who had been eliminated in the preliminary rounds and engaged in fights were notified and punished. They were ordered to write reflections by hand overnight and copy school rules, military regulations, and the Law on Ethnic Unity...

After all... the preliminary rounds of the mecha competition are over, and at the current pace, the mecha competition will end in no more than 10 days.

If they can't finish copying and writing after the mecha competition ends, what awaits them is something they can't imagine or even fathom.

There are a lot of videos on the StarNet showing Jiang Si being provoked. The netizens of the Troya Empire are quite united and civilized, but it's a different story on the foreign internet. Some of them are making a big fuss, exaggerating, and slandering the uneven quality of the Troya Empire. Others are openly or covertly mocking Jiang Si anonymously, saying that she, as the little princess of the Troya Empire, is abusing her privileges and not following the rules.

The impact of this incident was so great and widespread that Bo Jichen went all out, created a new account, crossed the internet, and became invincible in his attacks.

After criticizing her, she took a screenshot and brazenly used her own account to support her beloved eldest daughter with a leaky throat. Her support consisted of just two words: "Just like me!"

The two simple words, along with the screenshot, prompted comments from Troya Star Network, external websites, and Star Friends: "Haha, General Bo Jichen previously said that the little prince had nothing to do with him, but now he's slapping himself in the face. How wonderful."

"I don't know if it's wonderful or not, but I do know that His Highness is really not a dog. He is far inferior to General Bo Jichen from more than 20 years ago."

"Yes, yes, these people are just too young. More than 20 years ago, General Bo Jichen was an unrivaled dog. In the joint military exercises between several major countries' schools, as long as General Bo Jichen was there, they were tricked a few times. Have they forgotten all of that?"

"Haha, it seems the First Military Academy has forgotten who exactly established its most solid reputation for nearly 50 years."

"Your Highness is nothing compared to her father. She hasn't surpassed him at all. Thumbs down, thumbs down, thumbs down! I'll say it three times because it's important. Your Highness isn't dog-like enough. Compared to her father, she's just a cute and obedient baby."

Bo Jichen single-handedly made the external and internal networks remember his former title as the number one dog in interstellar travel, his great achievements, and his famous saying at that time: "I just like the way you can't stand me but can't do anything about it."

Jiang Si was completely unaware of what was happening online. She was fast asleep and unconscious. She turned over and put her hand on Agares's leg, who was sitting next to her and doing business. She moved closer to him.

Agares paused, looking down at her. She was sleeping upright without a pillow, half her face pressed against the bed, her hair disheveled and spread out, her mouth slightly open, her breathing even, sleeping soundly, which made him feel sleepy too.

He packed up his things, removed the button from his personal terminal, placed them on the bedside table, took off his bathrobe, lay down, wrapped his arm around his sleeping wife, and reached under the covers with his other hand to remove the ginger egg that was stuck to her stomach and tossed it to the corner of the bed.

Jiang Dandan: "..."

It was quite sudden.

Eggs are a constant source of worry.

Why won't the egg sleep!

That's ridiculous!

"Boom boom boom..."

It was past 2 a.m.

Jiang Si's personal terminal vibrated, and Agares woke up immediately. Seeing the unfamiliar caller on her personal terminal, she narrowed her eyes and swiped to open it: "Hello!"

The person on the other end of the computer was taken aback. "Excuse me, is this Bo Jiangjiang's computer?"

Agares: "Hmm, speak!"

The computer on the other end said, "Congratulations to Bo Jiangjiang for entering the 280th Mech Competition's composite match. Please arrive at the space station within one hour to participate in our next composite match's simulated mixed battle."

Agares replied, "Understood, goodbye!"

The optical computer was cut off.

The person on the other end of the computer was puzzled. Why did the current voice of the young prince sound familiar? It was like he had heard it somewhere before, but he couldn't remember where.

Agares turned around and put his wife's personal computer, conch shell bracelet, insect-repellent bracelet, and spatial button on her wrist. Then he got up, put on his clothes, took out his wife's school uniform and school hat, and called her to get up.

In the dead of night, Jiang Si, half asleep, sat up when called, sitting up without even opening her eyes. When told to change her clothes, she simply held out her hand, saying, "Honey, change~~"

Agares's eyes suddenly darkened, his voice slightly hoarse, restrained yet serious: "Fine..."

What should have been a two-minute task of undressing, dressing, and changing clothes took the Imperial Marshal Prince a full ten minutes to get his young wife dressed and put on her shoes and socks.

After he finished dressing, he picked her up with one hand. Jiang Si wrapped her arms around his neck, buried her face in his neck, and drifted off to sleep.

Agares supported his buttocks with one hand, walked to the corner of the bed, bent down and picked up the ginger egg that was lying on the edge of the bed, placed it on his little wife's neck, carried the two of them out of the room, downstairs, out of the house, and into the aircraft.

Forty minutes later, we arrived at the designated space station for the mech competition.

Agares shook the person in his arms: "Jiang Jiang, wake up, we're going to be late."

Jiang Si had already woken up, more than 20 minutes ago, but she hadn't opened her eyes yet. She hugged her husband's neck, rubbing against him, her voice both sweet and aggrieved: "Why did you have to participate in the mecha competition? Isn't sleeping better? Isn't being a couch potato good enough?"

Agares paused his hand patting her waist, a doting smile flashing in his eyes: "Sleep well, even if you're just lazing around, it's fine. If the Princess Consort isn't participating, I'll go down and tell them that the Princess Consort has abstained."

Jiang Si opened her mouth and bit his neck, leaving a mark. She ground her teeth before letting go: "You did it on purpose."

Agares gave a serious "hmm": "I did it on purpose, so Princess, are you going or not? There are 8 and a half minutes left before the assembly ends and the spaceship takes off!"

"Go away, go away, even for money." Jiang Si snorted, got off Agares's lap, opened the door of the aircraft, jumped down, and waved: "Goodbye, husband!"

"Wait!" Agares called out to Jiang Si, who was about to run away: "Your hat."

"See you later!" Jiang Si reached out and caught it, then put it on her head without looking back. She waved and ran towards the space station. She ran to the entrance of the spaceship carrying the Fifth Military Academy, scanned her information, and boarded the spaceship. Only when she got on did she realize that, wow, everyone was already there.

As soon as she appeared at the cabin door, a chorus of stares lit up her face. Then she saw Wei Chi waving at her: "Jiang Jiang, over here, over here, come on over, I've saved you a spot!"

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Jiang Si walked over. Wei Chi, as the top student in the second year of the Mecha Department of the Fifth Military Academy, sat at the front with the team leader and deputy team leader.

In Jiang Si's view, this delicate position was like a super bright light bulb, so bright it could blind people.

"Come on, sit here!" Wei Chi patted the seat next to him: "This was specially saved for you, come on, sit down!"

"I'll sit here!" Yan Qi, who had been squeezed against the spaceship wall by Si Mubei, stood up, took a step, and sat in Wei Chipai's seat. "You don't mind, do you, Jiang Jiang?"

Yan Qi's unspoken message: Junior sister, keep your opinions to yourself. He really doesn't want to sit with that hairy, foxy beast; he's already been taken advantage of by everyone.

“Of course I have no objection!” Jiang Si sat down in Yan Qi’s seat by the spaceship window, keeping her eyes off the view and her mind at ease. She pulled her hat down over her face and said, “Wake me up when we arrive. I’m going to take a nap first.”

Si Mubei: "!!!"

This cheap, drafty daughter can sleep anywhere.

Wei Chi: "!!!!"

No wonder he's an idol.

That's some serious mental fortitude.

Yan Qi followed her example, pulling off his hat and crossing his arms: "Wake me up when we get there, I'm going to take a nap too!"

Si Mubei: "..."

Wei Chi: "..."

They really don't act like family; how can they fall asleep while chattering away like this?

No headcount is taken; the spaceship will take off on time.

Leaving the capital planet and entering space.

Two hours later, before dawn, the spaceship entered the airspace above a planet and came to a stop.

Immediately afterwards, a voice came over the spaceship's loudspeaker: "Destination reached. Students, please prepare to jump ship! Prepare to jump ship! Prepare to jump ship!"

As the broadcast ended, the cabin door opened, and the wind rushed in.

It almost blew the people inside away.

Everyone in the Fifth Military Academy on the spaceship stood up abruptly, braving the strong wind, and slowly walked towards the hatch.

Six tall, muscular soldiers stood at the hatchway, their faces painted so their true features were obscured. They wore combat uniforms and carried particle guns on their backs.

Upon seeing this, someone muttered, "The Legion members are in the simulated mixed field. It's not just military academy students; there are Legion members too?"

"No way, in previous mech competitions, the Legion members only came to stabilize the scene and didn't join the fighting. What's going on?"

"No matter what's going on with him, let's get out of here! Didn't you see those six men? They not only have guns on their backs and knives on their waists, but they also have steel spikes stuck in their boots. They're risking their lives!"

Jiang Si learned from the whispers of the crowd that the students were unaware that members of the Legion had intervened in the simulated mixed battle of the semi-finals.

So, if her cheap husband tells her that there are legion members involved in hybrid warfare, does that count as cheating? Is he giving her extra help, leaking the questions beforehand?

Someone was the first to reach the hatch. The six people standing in front of the hatch disabled the person's space button function, handed them an emergency kit, and then kicked them onto the spaceship.

"ah!"

A bloodcurdling scream rang out, and the first person was kicked down.

As for what's below and what will happen if you get kicked down, that's none of the concern of the six-man kicking group.

The screams sent shivers down the spines of everyone inside the spaceship.

Damn, this is a huge mistake.

But you can't not play, because not playing means forfeiting, and forfeiting means being eliminated.

So everyone stepped forward one by one as if they were going to their deaths. The spatial button function was disabled, and an emergency kit was stuffed in. They either jumped themselves or got kicked by someone.

Before dawn, looking down from the spaceship, it was pitch black below. It was impossible to tell whether it was a forest, an ocean, a plain, or a snow-capped mountain.

I couldn't see anything; I'd only find out what it was by jumping in.

Jiang Si and Wei Chi were the last two to walk to the cabin door. Six legion members who had been kicking people were winking and making faces at them.

Jiang Si looked closely and realized they looked familiar, like members of the Hunter Legion.

Wei Chi, oblivious to the danger, didn't notice.

“I’ll do it myself!” Jiang Si reached for the emergency kit, slung it over her shoulder, and said, “I’ll jump myself. No need for the six of you to kick me.”

The men from the six legions grinned, revealing their bright white teeth, and politely spread their hands, making a gesture of invitation.

Wei Chi, clutching his backpack, assumed it was an invitation: "Thank you, thank you, you're welcome, you're welcome. I'll jump now!"

He closed his eyes, took a step forward, and, with a death wish, jumped.

Jiang Si shook her head at the six legion members, and then jumped down herself.

It's dark.

It was a dark mass below.

The wind was howling.

Jiang Si focused her fingers, and a ball of fiery red light appeared in her palm, illuminating the ground beneath her feet.

Jiang Si discovered that the place where they had fallen was water.

Because of the strong wind and noise, even if everyone fell into the water, the sound they made would be masked by the wind and the sound of the spaceship.

Jiang Si flung the willow branch out, and with lightning speed, it climbed up the branches of the trees on the bank.

Jiang Si tugged at the willow branch and sped towards the shore, unlike the others who all plunged into the water with a splash.

Jiang Si went ashore, jumped onto a tree branch, and threw the red orb in her hand onto the riverbank, guiding the swimmers in the river.

The river was too wide, and by the time everyone swam ashore, it was already broad daylight. Everyone lay on the bank, and after catching their breath, they discovered that their emergency kits were either lost, completely wet, or torn, leaving only the kits without any emergency supplies.

Of the nearly 2,000 students at the Fifth Military Academy, only Jiang Si was clean and refreshed. She found Wei Chi and kicked him, saying, "Stop resting. Knowing how the competition goes, it's starting soon..."

Before she could finish speaking, several military aircraft appeared overhead, followed by a voice from the aircraft: "Welcome, students, to the 208th cohort in the simulated mixed field. We are your mixed combat training partners, old cats!"

"You've brought in 15,000 people. After two days of mixed competition, 11,000 will be eliminated, leaving 4,000. Your enemies aren't just yourselves, but also us old cats. The mixed battle begins now. I wish you little mice a resounding victory."

Hearing the words from above, some people below began to yell, "What kind of mess is this? We were thrown into the water, swam to shore, and swam for an hour, and now we need training partners?"

"What the hell are these sparring partners? What are they up to? And what's with all this 'old cat' and 'little mouse' stuff? Are they playing us for fools...?"

"Let's go! Let's go!" Jiang Si grabbed Wei Chi and shouted, "Mech Amateur Team, get out of here! They're about to open fire! Retreat into the bushes! Hurry, hurry, hurry!"