Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Has the marshal found them a wife?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
They had been searching for the lady for a long time, wondering where she had gone, when the marshal called.
What's this called?
This is what you call finding a wife effortlessly.
Suppressing his inner elation, Leia, the commander of the simulated hybrid warfare unit, replied in a booming voice, "Yes, sir!"
Agares's sharp gaze was fixed on his young wife on the large projection screen. After finishing the watermelon, he began to eat dinner, sharing the dinner he had made for her with the Chi family's child.
Agares' cold voice continued, "The casualties have reached 2,000. Deploy mechs within half an hour and get them into the mechs. Instruct the training instructors to reduce the number of trainees they eliminate, and let the trainees eliminate each other. Once all the trainees are in the mechs, start the live stream, a live stream across the entire interplanet."
"You can deploy mechs over there. Don't attack for half an hour. Attack after half an hour. Also... there are rewards for taking down the Madam. If the Madam takes you down, you'll have to copy the criminal code, wash the mechs, hand-wash your clothes, and run 800 miles of cross-country with heavy loads!"
Leia: "!!!!"
Who can possibly complete this?
The lady is a cruel and vicious person.
They can be defeated... no... they will turn against each other, raise the white flag and surrender, and be disciplined by the lady.
Agares responded to the call from the other end of the communication, then switched off his personal computer and looked at his wife on the big screen, her eyes crinkling with joy as she ate.
Half an hour...
Jiang Si finished her dinner.
It's impossible to feed more than 300 people.
Two pounds of fruit can be given to each person.
As for the food…
Jiang Si and Wei Chi started eating together, since they were familiar with each other.
Although the others were very eager to get their hands on the fruit, they knew that their relationship with the young princess was not as deep as Wei Chi's with her, and they were already far ahead of other military academies in terms of having fruit to eat.
One should be content and strive to keep up with the young prince. Even if there is no food to eat, even if one cannot win, one can still get some fruit. After all, this fruit... is so hard to find on the StarNet that you can't even get it, and you've never even seen it before.
A food container filled with rice.
Two food containers filled with rice.
Three food containers filled with rice.
Wei Chi ate two boxes and felt a little full, but seeing that Jiang Si had eaten three boxes and still seemed unsatisfied, he wiped his mouth and said, "Jiang Jiang, the food is delicious, aren't you full?"
"Burp!" Jiang Si let out a small burp, took out her water glass, rinsed her mouth, downed a glass of water, wiped her mouth, and glanced sideways: "I'm not full, I just ate. What, you think I ate too much?"
Wei Chi was desperate to survive: "No, I didn't. You're talking nonsense. You don't eat my rice or spend my money. You can eat as much as you want. It has nothing to do with me."
Jiang Si snorted: "You're smart enough. Alright, there are a lot of mosquitoes here. I'm going into the woods. You guys can stay put."
Seeing that she was about to leave, Wei Chi said, "I'll go with you."
Jiang Si glanced at him and jumped ashore from the reeds.
Wei Chi jumped ashore with her, and the misty willows in the reeds vanished instantly.
Ginger shreds just entered the woods.
The training instructors arrived in their aircraft, accompanied by a loud announcement: "Trainees who have not been eliminated, please take your mechs and enter combat mode within half an hour."
As soon as they finished speaking, the space gate containing the mecha was thrown down from above.
People in the water climbed out, and people on the shore picked them up directly.
He picked up the spatial button containing the mecha and took out the mecha from inside.
The mech is seven or eight meters tall, all white, and of medium to high grade.
More than 300 people, each with a mech.
The mech is too tall; sitting inside it on the riverbank leaves you completely exposed.
The group piloted their mechs and ran into the woods.
Although the mech is large, it is a flexible vehicle if operated properly. Most importantly, it can protect you inside, instead of being in the cold water.
But... they only had half an hour to escape, a chance to hide.
Half an hour later, the sparring partners will launch a full-scale attack.
"Why don't we go and retrieve the mechs?" Wei Chi asked Jiang Si, who was squatting on a tree branch beside him. "Besides, they all ran away, why don't we go with them?"
Jiang Si glanced at him, peeled a kiwi, took a bite, and said, "If I said you were stupid, you wouldn't be smart. The fact that the sparring partners from the Ten Legions can deploy mechs in our area shows what?"
"It means we've been exposed, which is why they were able to find us so easily and without cause. And... our classmates ran away without calling us, which is actually a good thing. More people means more attention. The faster we'll be exposed, the sooner we'll be exposed. Now it's just the two of us. I guarantee we'll stay in this tree and they won't be able to find us."
Upon hearing this, Wei Chi realized that it seemed to make sense.
Just like Miss Beibei said, the process is not important, only the result matters.
Regardless of whether the process is dog or cat, as long as you make it to the finals, you're excellent.
So... clinging to Jiang Jiang's leg is definitely the right thing to do.
“However…” Wei Chi looked at the aircraft above through the dense foliage. “Jiang Jiang, it’s not really safe for us to stay here.”
Jiang Si frowned, followed his gaze, and saw the Shanghai Air Force's aircraft: "You mean..."
Wei Chi nodded emphatically, gazing expectantly at Jiang Si: "Yes, that's exactly what I meant..."
Jiang Si gasped and patted Wei Chi on the shoulder: "Kid, you're really teachable! You have wicked thoughts, and you dare to even think about them!"
Taking out the training partners, seizing their aircraft, and hiding inside them in the sky is a brilliant idea. It's not easy to crash, though it will take some effort at the beginning.
Wei Chi chuckled: "A person should have dreams. What's the difference between someone without dreams and a salted fish? So... I'm the most promising salted fish."
Jiang Si rolled her eyes at him: "You're getting cocky now that I'm saying you're fat. Wait, let me think about it."
Wei Chi quickly fawned, "Okay, okay, take your time to figure it out, take your time to figure it out, no rush, no rush. I believe in you, you are my idol, my goddess, the air I breathe, the spiritual strength I rely on to survive."
Jiang Si ignored his flattery. She thought the kiwi she had just eaten was delicious, so she took out another one, peeled it, adjusted her personal computer, took a picture, and sent it to the small group chat of the people she used to know in the Hunting Legion, including generals, major generals, senior colonels, and lieutenant colonels.
The small group chat immediately became lively.
"Ahhh, the lady has appeared! The lady has appeared!"
Good evening, Madam!
Good evening, Madam!
"Madam, weren't you in a competition? How come you have some free time?"
Jiang Si typed a message asking, "The ten legions are serving as sparring partners in the mecha competition. Have you come?"
There was an eerie silence in the group chat: "No, Madam. We didn't go."
Nobody's coming?
Jiang Si didn't believe it and sent another message, full of regret: "Oh, so no one came. I was thinking that someone would come so I could see an old acquaintance and let him try my newly cultivated kiwis, strawberries, yellow-fleshed watermelons, ground cherries, and blueberries. It's such a pity that you didn't come."
The group members exclaimed: "!!!!"
What kind of magical fruit is this?
They'd never even heard of it.
But it looks delicious just from the name.
Leia, the commander of the simulated hybrid warfare, replied via text message: "Madam, I did not become a commander. The military aircraft I built was not the one with the brightest paint job."
Feng Jie: "Madam, I wasn't there either. What do you mean by kicking someone on the spaceship? It wasn't me at all."
Si Zhang: "Madam, I am not with Leia."
Rong Mengping: "Madam, disciplining those ignorant children is not my forte, nor am I here."
"lady……"
The people in the group were saying sarcastic things to each other, and Jiang Si realized that at least 100 members of the hunting legion had come. She knew more than 30 of them, and 10 of them had come.
Jiang Si then looked up at the sky through the dense foliage. It wasn't too dark yet, and with the moon already up and the lights of the aircraft on, it was easy to spot one of the aircraft hovering above them, its paint job dazzlingly bright.
In other words, among the three military aircraft overhead, the one with the blindingly bright paint scheme is the training commander, General Leia.
Jiang Si pulled out a forfeit smoke bomb, ripped it off, and threw it forcefully.
Wei Chi saw the red smoke grenade trace an arc, land in the bushes, and emit red smoke. He shuddered and exclaimed, "Jiang Si, are you crazy? You're forfeiting?"
Jiang Si slapped him on the back of the head: "Withdraw, withdraw, withdraw my foot! Weren't you thinking of sitting up there? If you don't think of a way, you'll turn into an eel and crawl in!"
"Huh?" Wei Chi exclaimed, "That smoke bomb... it's seductive."
"Otherwise, what did you think? Abstaining? The word 'abstaining' doesn't exist in my dictionary." Jiang Si said angrily, "Stay here and don't move. Just wait."
Sure enough, not long after the forfeit smoke grenade was released, a sparring partner with a painted face appeared carrying a gun.
The sparring partners, seeing the smoke grenade almost burnt out but not seeing anyone, asked in surprise, "Where is he? We've already used the forfeit smoke grenade, why is no one here?"
"Keep searching, keep searching. This place is the 5th Military Academy's drop-off point. Madam is at the 5th Military Academy. Haven't we suffered enough at her hands? Better safe than sorry!"
As soon as the sparring partner finished speaking, he took a step forward, but felt an itch on his ankle. When they looked down, a bright red branch wrapped around their ankles with a whoosh, pulling them upside down and leaving them hanging in the tree. Before they could even fire their guns, another red branch snatched them away and landed in Jiang Si's hands.
Jiang Si gripped her gun, jumped down from the tree, aimed at her sparring partner, and fired three shots.
All three sparring partners were eliminated.
The three people were still struggling, but they were eliminated and stopped struggling. They were hung from the tree, so they were left hanging. It was the lady who hung them, so it wasn't shameful.
Jiang Si pulled the wireless earpieces off their ears, tossed one to Wei Chi, and began to strip them of their clothes.
These three sparring partners were from the Hunter Legion. They knew Jiang Si, and when they saw her taking off her clothes, they were eliminated but spoke up: "Madam, Madam, let's talk this out, let's talk this out, can we not take off her clothes?"
Jiang Si didn't stop. In one go, she tore off two sets of clothes and put them on herself: "Villains die from talking too much. You're all dead, what's the point of keeping your clothes?"
The training partner hurriedly said, "Keep your clothes on, you can't go around naked."
These people's clothes were big enough, loose and baggy on their bodies, but the good thing was that they had belts. When the belts were tightened, the loose combat uniforms didn't look so loose anymore.
Jiang Si raised an eyebrow: "Good idea, you guys reminded me. Wei Chi, pull their pants down and draw turtles on their butts. Here's a pen."
The three sparring partners stared wide-eyed as they saw the lady pull out a red pen and throw it to Wei Chi. Their voices changed as they said, "Madam, we were wrong. We're dead. We shouldn't have spoken. Please, Madam, don't!"
"Madam, you can't paint a turtle! Can't we surrender and turn against each other? Madam, please give us some face!"
Jiang Si smiled sweetly at the three of them: "You're all already eliminated, and if you turn against me, you'll be dead too. I don't want that. Wei Chi, make your move!"
Wei Chi picked up the red pen and said in a loud and clear voice, "Alright!"
Three large men were hanging, their pants pulled down, revealing their buttocks. One was a large turtle, and with a few strokes, the other two buttocks were depicted as two large turtles.
Three grown men drew six large turtles.
After the giant turtle was drawn on my butt, the three of them wailed, "My God! More than ten years ago, that scoundrel Bo Jichen pulled down my pants and spanked me on the butt! Now his daughter has drawn a turtle on my butt! This is outrageous!"
"Heavens above, earth below, strike me dead with lightning! How am I supposed to face the Hunting Legion with my illustrious reputation now?!"
"Is it really true that what goes around comes around? We used to be the dogs of other legions, and now we're being dogs of the Madam?"
Jiang Si ignored their howls, called out to Wei Chi once, and then disappeared.
Wei Chi threw down the red pen, grinned, and followed, feeling that his life could reach new heights. After all, he was the first person to draw buttocks on the senior members of the Hunting Legion and the first person to kill a marshal.
With a wireless headset in her ear, Jiang Si could hear everything her training partners were saying.
The three aircraft circled once above the forest, each preparing to disperse.
Just then, the aircraft with the most eye-catching paint suddenly stopped flying, as if it were being dragged down by something, and it couldn't move no matter how high the speed was.
The aircraft pilot turned to Commander General Leia and said, "Commander, it seems like something is holding the aircraft back; it can't be piloted properly."
The moment Leia realized the aircraft was stuck, he knew it was Madam. It had to be Madam. Madam had sent a message in the group chat, and he had replied. So, Madam's target was his command aircraft.
"Get out!" Leia ordered the driver. "Find out what's going on."
The pilot received orders to land the aircraft.
The aircraft cannot fly, but it can land.
After the aircraft landed, the pilot had just opened the door to go out and check when the red willow catkins, like a ghost, grabbed his ankle and threw him directly into the water.
Before Leia could react, he heard two bangs, and someone sat in the driver's seat. His wife sat next to him, and a gun was pointed at his head by her.
As the aircraft took off, Jiang Si said with a smile, "Commander Leia, from now on, you are my prisoner. Those who obey me will reap the rewards, and those who defy me will be kicked off the plane."
"Come, come, tell me first, was my hiding place found by your marshal using global satellites?"