Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
"Huh, how did you know Qin Houqing was getting close to me?" Jiang Si seized on the key point in his words and asked, "I don't think I mentioned it to you, handsome?"
Agares, his handsome face expressionless, said, "You didn't mention it to me, but... there was a live stream. In the live stream, Qin Houqing was approaching you, getting closer to you. Even though you said you didn't want to deal with him, he still didn't leave your side."
"You just said that Ling Du, who staged the accident today, is trying to poach my girlfriend. Then, I naturally thought that since they are both from the Federation and approached you one after the other, it seems premeditated and intentional. Moreover, Qin Houqing and Ling Du look different."
"When two people with different appearances and personalities approach you, it's hard not to think they're testing you, trying to find out what kind of person you like in order to pursue you."
Ginger shreds: "!!!!"
oh!
Oh my god.
She is guilty.
She completely forgot that her husband is from the Abel Galaxy... no, he's the universe's number one meticulous, straight-laced man. You can naturally pick out a lot from his live stream and from her words.
"Maybe," Jiang Si said nonchalantly. "I'm on guard, don't worry, honey."
Agares's eyes deepened: "Okay, I'm not worried. I'll pick you up and drop you off wherever you go from now on!"
Ginger shreds: "..."
There's absolutely no need for that.
Where is the freedom in this?
"We'll talk about this later!" Jiang Si gripped the steering wheel, turned it, slammed on the brakes, and parked the car to the side. She then changed the subject: "Alright, honey, get out of the car, let's walk into the palace."
Agares raised an eyebrow: "It's at least a 30-minute walk from here to His Majesty's dining area, are you sure?"
Jiang Si unbuckled her seatbelt and said, "I'm sure, I'm certain, let's get out of the car."
If they don't get out of the car and continue talking inside, he'll end up tying himself to his waistband.
Love without freedom is like a pile of loose sand, and she doesn't want that.
Agares got out of the car and walked to his wife's side. He naturally reached out to take her hand, but Jiang Si turned around and patted him on the back: "Honey, bend down!"
Agares was puzzled, but did as instructed anyway.
Seeing him bend over, Jiang Si took two steps back, took a running start, jumped onto his back, hugged his neck, and wrapped her legs around his waist: "Giddy up, we can go now!"
Agares cupped her bottom in his hand, straightened up, and said in a deep voice with barely perceptible doting: "Okay, let's go!"
Agares, wearing military boots and carrying his young wife on his back, strode forward.
The palace guards appeared to be looking straight ahead, but in reality, they were inwardly shaken. Was this still the same serious, powerful, cold, unsmiling, and stern marshal who could copy laws and drill them at the slightest provocation?
No way, no way, the marshal turned into a soft, cuddly, and adorable man in front of his wife, and brazenly walked into the palace with her on his back. It's so sweet!
That's right, it's dog abuse.
There are many unmarried single people who are also dogs, and single people also have dog rights. Abusing dogs is illegal, except for mutant dogs and Cerberus.
Jiang Si didn't need to walk; her legs swung around, and her hands and lips fanned and rubbed against Agares's bare neck, lingering and caressing.
Especially when her lips pressed against his neck, slowly licking and nibbling, her cheap husband stiffened all over, his body tense as if he were suppressing or restraining himself.
He was so funny and adorable that she couldn't help but want to tease him, and wanted to tease him all the time...
"So many dishes?" Emperor Relos looked at the table in the dining room, which was filled with dishes. He roughly counted as many as 40 dishes, and each one was different. He had no idea that the Empire's cuisine was so abundant now.
"Not much at all!" Bo Jichen snapped, took out two large bowls, placed them on the table, and then took out the rice and scooped it into the two bowls: "This is nothing, how is it too much?"
Leilos's gaze swept over his stomach, then landed on the bowl in front of him: "You eat two bowls of rice by yourself, you...you..."
Bo Jichen paused in serving the rice, his beautiful purple eyes blinking: "Honey, didn't I tell you that Agares and Jiang Jiang were coming over for dinner?"
Relos: "!!!!"
He didn't.
He didn't say.
They didn't say they were coming to eat.
They said those issues online have already been resolved without their intervention, without them hiring online trolls, without them attracting traffic, and without them creating public opinion.
"This bowl of rice is for Jiang Jiang." Bo Jichen placed the bowl of rice aside and said to his dear friend, "There won't be much rice left this way."
Relos snapped out of his daze, his sister-obsessed side kicking in: "I think it's still a bit too little, give her some more!"
Bo Jichen objected: "That's enough, that's enough. This is a huge bowl, and there are still so many vegetables."
She ate it all, so what did he eat?
She's eaten so much by herself, that's more than enough.
He's a dragon, a dragon that can jump with a weight of tens of tons. What's wrong with eating a bowl of rice?
Leilos thought about how much food there was, so he didn't say anything more and just watched Bo Jichen serve the rice.
More than half an hour later.
Jiang Si and Agares arrived at the door.
Jiang Si jumped off Agares's back and ran into the house, calling out, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty!"
Agares, following behind her: "..."
His Majesty the Emperor heard her voice, stood up, and went to greet her.
Jiang Si, like a little child, hugged His Majesty the Emperor, snuggled against his chest, and transformed into a spoiled brat: "Your Majesty, I missed you so much, so much..."
"Stop thinking about me! Go and cuddle with your husband!" Bo Jichen grabbed her by the back of her collar, pulled her away from his house, and threw her towards Agares: "Control your wife, don't let her cuddle with other men!"
Agares caught his wife, who had been thrown at him, in his hands, bowed his head slightly, and said solemnly, "Yes, sister-in-law!"
Lei Luo's cheeks flushed instantly, his ears turned bright red, and he glared at Bo Jichen with his dark eyes. Why did he have to say such nonsense? What's wrong with Jiang Jiang hugging him and rubbing against him? Isn't every little sister like that? Isn't she so obedient and well-behaved, always wanting to hug her brother when she gets home?
Bo Jichen: "!!!!"
Traitorous disciple!
Traitorous disciple!
Traitorous disciple!
When there's something to discuss, call him "teacher"; when there's nothing to discuss, call him "sister-in-law."
How come I never noticed before that he was such a two-faced person with such a serious demeanor?
This is going to infuriate the dragon!
Ignoring the dragon who was practically fuming with anger, Agares bowed to His Majesty the Emperor, then washed his hands with his young wife and sat down at the dining table.
Jiang Si looked at the bowl in front of her, the rice in the bowl, and the dishes on the table, and her stomach started growling loudly.
The rumbling of his stomach was clearly audible to the two people present, and then... Bo Jichen couldn't help but laugh.
Leilos quickly picked up the serving chopsticks and put a piece of food on her plate: "Jiang Jiang, if you're hungry, eat quickly. Returning to the palace is like coming home. We don't need to be so formal!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Jiang Si smiled, picked up her chopsticks, took a bite of rice and vegetables, and her rumbling stomach temporarily stopped.
Bo Jichen's lips twitched. This leaky, unreliable eldest daughter had come in. His darling had no regard for him at all. Indeed, children are all a burden, whether they are biological or leaky.
"Your Majesty, please eat too!" Agares picked up the serving chopsticks, ignoring his glaring wife and teacher, and placed a piece of food on the Emperor's plate.
Leilos happily replied, "Okay, okay, I'll eat everything..."
"Wait a minute!" Jiang Si saw that her brother, the Emperor, was about to put food in his mouth, so she slammed her chopsticks on the table to stop him. "Don't eat, put it down!"
Agares and Bo Jichen tensed up instantly, asking in unison, "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with the food?"
Jiang Si was startled by their tension and seriousness, and replied, "The food is fine, but it would be better if Your Majesty didn't eat it now."
Agares: "..."
Bo Jichen: "..."
After Jiang Si finished speaking, she took out a potion test tube from her spatial button. Different colored potions were placed in front of Lei Luosi: "Your Majesty, drink the first bottle on an empty stomach to avoid vomiting later."
Agares stared at the ten vials of potion, his gaze suddenly turning deep.
Bo Jichen reached out to take it: "What is this thing? You're giving it to my darling..."
Jiang Si stopped Bo Jichen, saying, "Don't touch it!"
Bo Jichen pulled his hand back from the potion, his purple eyes widening: "What is this stuff? Why is it for my darling to drink?"
Jiang Si rolled her eyes at him: "What does it have to do with you that I'm giving it to His Majesty? His Majesty hasn't even said anything yet, why are you making such a fuss?"
Bo Jichen rolled up his sleeves in exasperation: "You brat, you've been neglected for two days and you're already climbing on the roof and tearing off the tiles. If you've got the guts, let's have a one-on-one fight."
Jiang Si pouted and pitifully complained to Lei Luo Si, "Your Majesty, look at him, he's going to hit me, Your Majesty..."
"Smack!"
The lowly, powerless dragon was slapped on the back of the head by the Emperor. "You dare hit him again? Be careful, or I'll slam you against the wall and you won't be able to pry yourself off!"
Agares: "!!!!"
Bo Jichen: "!!!!"
Waaaaah!
Kiss him and then hit him.
Kiss him and then hit him.
Jiang Dandan, nestled on Jiang Si's shoulder, rolled onto the table, then from the table to his dog father's front, swaying his egg-like body from side to side with a gloating, smug look on his face, almost raising a flag and shouting, "Good job! Great job! Excellent job!"
Relos reached for the test tube on the table and asked Jiang Si in a slow, deliberate voice, "What is this?"
Jiang Si smiled and said, "A potion, a potion to repair mental agitation and genetic damage. I'm giving it to you to eat. Do you dare to eat it, Your Majesty?"
"Why wouldn't I dare?" Without any hesitation, Relos put his trust in her into action. He was direct and efficient, pulling out the stopper of the test tube and drinking the medicine down his throat, not leaving a single drop.
Bo Jichen: "!!!!"
Did you just drink it like that?
That kiss was so brave!
Agares stood ramrod straight, and as he looked at his brother, he didn't forget to share some with his young wife.
Jiang Si stared at Lei Luosi, who had just drunk the potion: "How are you feeling now? Do you feel any burning or restless sensation in your body?"
Relos put down the test tube. "Yes, it feels slightly like being roasted by fire."
Jiang Si took the second test tube of medicine: "Drink it again!"
Just like the first time, Leilos drank it without hesitation.
A moment later.
Jiang Si asked again, "How do you feel now?"
Leilos's throat moved slightly. "It feels like ants crawling all over my body. I can bear it, but I can't ignore it."
Agares and Bo Jichen exchanged a glance, their lips pressed tightly together, neither of them uttering a sound.
Jiang Dandan swayed back and forth on the table like a roly-poly toy.
Jiang Si handed over the third vial of medicine: "Drink it!"
Leilos took the potion and drank it all in one gulp.
Jiang Si, keeping track of the time, asked, "How do you feel now?"
Sweat beaded on Leilos's smooth, jade-like forehead: "It hurts, it feels like countless ants are biting me inside my body, it hurts..."
Jiang Si turned her head to look at Bo Jichen: "Daddy, take His Majesty to the side, or to the bed. His spiritual power is currently being repaired, and it may continue to increase."
“I don’t know how much it should increase, but… at least 20 to 30 minutes is required. You watch him the whole time, make sure he doesn’t hurt himself, and then drink the fourth vial of medicine.”
Bo Jichen looked at the cold sweat on his beloved's forehead and felt heartbroken. He wished he could take the pain for him, but he knew he couldn't. So he quickly stood up, stretched out his strong arms, pulled his beloved into his arms, and led him to the sofa.
He sat on the sofa, holding his sweetheart tightly in his arms, and reached out his hand: "Sweetheart, it hurts, bite me!"
Sweat dripped from Relos's forehead like beads, his face was pale with pain, even his lips were bloodless, and his voice trembled as he opened his mouth: "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, I can bear it, I can bear it..."
Bo Jichen's eyes welled up with heartache: "Okay, okay, you're not in pain. If you are, bite me, don't bite yourself."
"Honey, let's eat!" Jiang Si glanced at the time on her personal terminal, picked up her chopsticks, and served food to Agares. She lied through her teeth, saying, "Don't worry, this potion was given to me by Shu Xubai. I've tried it, and it's fine."
Agares opened his mouth in a low voice: "I believe you, let's eat!"
Jiang Si smiled and said, "Alright!"
Immediately afterwards, she picked up the nearest plate of food, scooped a quarter of it into her rice bowl with her chopsticks, then the second plate, and so on, the third, the fourth, the fifth…
When her rice bowl was overflowing, she picked up a spoon and chopsticks, mixed a large bowl of rice together, poured homemade chili sauce on top, and started eating…
Agares: "..."
Time passed by, bit by bit.
There were four people in the large room.
They were just playing around with an egg, completely carefree.
There was also a person who was eating rice, holding a bowl of rice.
A large portion of the rice and vegetables in the bowl had already been eaten.
Agares was worried about His Majesty, so he ate very little, mostly serving food to his young wife.
"Um……"
Leilos groaned in pain, gripping Bo Jichen's arm tightly with both hands. Sweat soaked through his shirt, hair, and forehead, making him look as if he had been pulled out of a drenched pool.
Bo Jichen was heartbroken. Ignoring the sweat on his forehead, he kissed down to his brow, bridge of his nose, tip of his nose, and his pale, trembling lips that were biting: "Darling, don't bite yourself, bite me. I'm not afraid of pain, bite me!"