Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Be the coolest kid in the galaxy?
Oh no, she doesn't need it at all.
The despicable father and daughter duo are only after money. They take 10% of the live stream donations from the entire galaxy, which is after tax. This is a test of their money-making skills.
"Look, look! Arena number 3! A sweeping kick, a left hook, and another guy's down!" Jiang Si's clear, enthusiastic voice rang out. At the most exciting part, she slammed her hand on the table and stood up, exclaiming, "Wow! Everyone, look! Look! Don't tell me you'll give me 100,000 star coins for pressing down my dad's head—I don't need that!"
Bo Jichen followed closely behind, displaying perfect tacit understanding, arrogantly saying, "Yeah, yeah, you trash watching the mecha competition, if you want to use money to have my daughter press my head down, don't even mention 100,000 star coins, even if it's 1 million, you still won't see my head being pressed down by my daughter."
"Hurry, hurry, look at Arena 4! Oh, quick, quick, Arena 4 has been eliminated! How useless! It's only been a few minutes, maybe 15 minutes, and they're already eliminated! This year's mech team is so weak, they're terrible!"
Jiang Si nodded and slammed her hand on the table. "You still have the nerve to say that others are weak? Look at yourself! In the eyes of the general public and your friends, you're only worth 100,000 star coins. If people say that a dignified Imperial General is only worth 100,000 star coins, they'll laugh their heads off!"
Bo Jichen glared at him angrily: "Let's see who dares to laugh at me. I'll exchange all my star coins for steel coins and smash them to death!"
Throughout their explanations, the two men kept mentioning money, yet every word they uttered treated money as worthless.
This resulted in a backlash from people in different countries during the live stream. People who said they would donate 100,000 star coins actually did, and some even donated tens of thousands, thousands, hundreds, or tens of thousands of star coins.
People who tip have only one purpose: to get the two commentators on stage to talk more, regardless of whether there is a match or not; they just enjoy listening to them talk.
And so the competition to narrow down the top 500 to 20 in one day came to an end. The people who became famous throughout the Abel Galaxy were not the top 20, but Jiang Si and Bo Jichen.
Their conversation and the way they explained things were turned into memes and circulated on various star networks, forums, and videos around the world, eventually becoming the source of laughter throughout the entire Abel Galaxy.
Wei Chi successfully advanced.
The Federal Lamando has advanced.
Two members of the Orcish Fourth Civilization also advanced.
The rest were the people from the ten military academies of the Troia Empire.
Today's live stream of the top 500 to top 20 across the entire galaxy reached a record high of 200 billion viewers, equivalent to 85% of the entire galaxy's population, including beastmen, mermaids, and insectoids.
Needless to say, the donations are being processed right now, and after the mecha competition ends, they will be deposited into Jiang Si and Bo Jichen's accounts.
Because their commentary is so passionate, down-to-earth, and exciting, it makes viewers feel happy and appreciate the significance of the match. The organizers want to invite them to commentate on the next round of the 20-to-10 competition, with their base salary unchanged but their commission on tips increasing to 15% after tax!
The two knew that making money required a gradual approach, so they declined the explanation of the 20-to-10 elimination round.
However, the cunning and shrewd Bo Jichen hinted to them that they could provide commentary for the finals.
If we can't invite the commentators for the 20-to-10 round or the 10-to-3 round, it would be good if we could invite the commentators for the finals.
Moreover, the official announcement confirmed that they would be commentating on the finals, and that very night, the advertisements were released, with announcements made on the Imperial Star Network and other international websites.
The commentary throughout the entire Abel Galaxy wasn't enough for the fans. When they learned that the two commentators were still providing commentary for the finals, everyone was cheering wildly. They went to the Troia Empire's Star Network and frantically tagged Bo Jichen and Jiang Si's account, posting comments like: "Your Highness, Your Highness, it doesn't really matter whether you're commentating or not. The most important thing is that we love watching you roast that scoundrel Bo!"
"Bo Xilai is the dog of the entire interstellar space. It's everyone's responsibility to beat and abuse him. Your Highness, keep it up! We believe in you!"
"I'm making a reservation! I won't watch the 20-to-10 round or the 10-to-3 round. I'm only watching the finals, and I'll watch His Highness and General Bo Jichen provide the commentary!"
Jiang Si and Bo Jichen were commentators, part-time staff. They left after everyone else had left, arriving at the entrance in a hovercar, where Agares was already waiting.
Bo Jichen and Jiang Si then boarded the aircraft together.
Bo Jichen asked Agares how much money they would make from today's match.
Jiang Si activated the quantum computer and ordered another million catties of fruit, which were sold out in seconds.
They were all gone in less than 5 seconds.
Those who can buy are all locals; other countries can only look on with envy, as they lack the authority to purchase. They strongly urge Jiang Si to open up interstellar trade.
But no matter how loudly they shouted, she ignored them.
They took Bo Jichen home.
Ginger and Agares returned to Abel Manor.
Ginger gave Hilt the spatial key containing a million catties of fruit, instructing him to arrange for delivery, in addition to the fact that many vegetables near Abel Manor had already ripened.
After deducting those sent to the palace, the remaining Hilts were all put on the network. To ensure the authenticity of the goods, they did not pass through any other hands.
When Hilt harvests and delivers the produce, he uses live streaming. People who buy the fruits and vegetables are more concerned about when their produce will arrive, so they stay tuned to the live stream.
After finishing dinner, Jiang Si locked the door while taking a shower, released Yan Liu, entered the space, and manipulated the medicine equipment to create a mental soothing agent and a first-generation gene repair reagent.
These two were relatively easy to make. She could make over a thousand doses of medicine in just over an hour while taking a bath. When she came out of the bathroom, she saw that Agares had already showered and was sitting on the bed in a bathrobe, with a holographic projection and a virtual keyboard in front of her.
Jiang Si glanced at the time; it was just before 9 o'clock. She climbed into bed, lay in Agares' arms, wrapped her arms around his waist, rested her head on his chest, and asked, "Honey, are you done with your work?"
Agares clasped his arms together: "All done!"
He then made a gesture as if to turn off the projector.
Jiang Si quickly stopped her: "Don't turn it off, don't turn it off. It's still early. When you're done, we can find a movie to watch. We haven't watched a movie together yet."
Agares paused in turning off the projector, then tapped the virtual keyboard again with one hand to search for the movie, a war/military film.
Star Wars movies, first and foremost, feature a vast universe filled with countless planets, followed by beautiful women and handsome men...
Jiang Si nestled in Agares's arms, watching a movie. The movie was 180 minutes long, and after watching for half an hour, she tilted her head and fell asleep.
Agares' lips curled into a barely perceptible smile. He tightened his arms around her, turned down the movie volume, and pulled the thin blanket over her.
Half an hour passed in the blink of an eye. Agares turned off the movie and the lights, and lay down with his wife in his arms.
Jiang Dandan: "..."
Dog, or Uncle Dog.
In order to lie with his aunt, he washed up early, went to bed early, and covered himself with blankets early, so that when his aunt came, he could naturally hug her. Don't be shameless!
I don't eat much, I go to bed early, so naturally I get hungry in the middle of the night.
Jiang Si woke up hungry and found her cheap husband still asleep. She didn't make a sound or shout. She quietly lifted the covers, left his embrace, and got out of bed. Oh, and she didn't forget to take Jiang Dandan lying on the pillow!
In the dead of night, the entire Abel Manor was deserted except for the night watchmen and maids.
Jiang Si smacked her lips and jumped out of the second-floor window.
Jiang Si walked barefoot on the lawn and released the smoke willow. The smoke willow, like a swimming snake, quickly headed towards the primeval forest behind Abel Manor.
Jiang Si walked forward for quite a distance before sitting down on the ground.
Yanliu returned, bringing back a small wild goat and some branches.
With a swift motion, Jiang Si slashed the sheep's blood onto her lips. Her eyes narrowed, and with a quick wipe and flick, she began to skin the sheep. Her movements were practiced, as if she had rehearsed them a thousand times.
After skinning and gutting the sheep, he snapped his fingers, and a jet of water sprayed onto the wild sheep, washing away all the bloodstains.
The wild goat was cleaned, pierced with a willow stick, lit, and placed on the fire. The willow stick, which can do everything, requires no manual labor; it just spins around on the fire by itself.
Jiang Dandan also found it fun, so she ran up to the mutton and followed it to roast over the fire, spinning around. Her already dark eggshell became even blacker from the fire.
Time passed slowly, the lamb was roasted until golden brown, and the aroma filled the air. Jiang Si took out the chili sauce from the spatial button, cut off a piece of lamb, dipped it in the chili sauce, and put it in his mouth. It was spicy and fresh, and incredibly delicious.
She devoured two lamb chops and a leg of lamb in one go, then put the remaining lamb into a large food storage container, sealed it, and tossed it into her spatial storage.
Afterwards, I returned to Abel Manor, brushed my teeth and washed my face on the first floor to get rid of the smell of cooking, and tiptoed upstairs to my room. I lifted the covers from the other side of the bed and lay down.
The bed was big enough, so she lay down on this side, while Agares remained completely still.
Just as she breathed a sigh of relief, Agares suddenly flipped her over, pulling her into his arms. His hand gripped her chin, his dark eyes clear and sharp, his voice hoarse: "Princess, are you full?"
"Hiccup~"
Caught red-handed eating a late-night snack, Jiang Si let out a burp and chuckled dryly, "Hehe, I'm full, I'm full!"
Agares's eyes suddenly darkened, and he gently rubbed his thumb against her moist lips: "Hmm, Your Highness is full, then... may I begin... to eat?"