I Rely on Birthing Babies to Become Popular Across the Interstellar

Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.

The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...

Chapter 1091 Madam, Your Scapegoat is Online

"No need!" Bo Jichen jumped up and down in protest. "I can eat, I'm often hungry, and I feel sleepy. Winter is coming, I need to hibernate!"

Jiang Si's lips curled into a sneer, revealing her white teeth: "General Bo Jichen, as far as I know, dragons do not need to hibernate; only snakes do."

"Could it be that you've been lying to us all along? You're not a great green dragon, but a great green snake? And you're not the runaway bride of the so-called Great Witch Jiufeng of the Fourth Civilization at all?"

Bo Jichen: "!!!!"

This eldest daughter, who's always so unpredictable and prone to making mistakes, brings up the very thing she shouldn't have: a runaway bride from the Fourth Civilization, something she's finally managed to forget.

And again…

I really wish he would sleep on the cold floor.

Leilos loosened his clasped hands on the desk, his fingers tapping lightly on the desk, producing a crisp sound.

Bo Jichen's ears twitched, his pores stood on end, and he instantly appeared in front of Jiang Si. He hooked his foot onto a chair and sat down next to Jiang Si, stretching out his hand as if facing death: "Come on, let's see, I don't believe you can pull out anything!"

Jiang Si placed her left hand on the table, supporting Bo Jichen's hand, while her right fingers rested on his wrist. The massive blue dragon, weighing tens of tons, had a strong and powerful pulse, and its body was even more robust...

As Jiang Si took his pulse, her thoughts drifted to her mind, and she began to scheme. She was pregnant with twins and needed someone to take the blame.

Agares doesn't know medicine, and His Majesty isn't a healer either. Bo Jichen is a great azure dragon, the only sub-female dragon in the Abel Galaxy, with a noble and secretive identity and strong self-protection ability. He's practically the perfect scapegoat tailor-made for her!

Most importantly, he was also present when the system emitted a sharp cry in the mech arena, providing an excited commentary. Therefore, from all angles, he was the perfect scapegoat.

"so……"

Jiang Si's clear black and white eyes darted around, her expression a mixture of surprise and delight.

His Majesty the Emperor, who was sitting at the large desk, could no longer sit still. He stood up and looked at Bo Jichen with shining dark eyes.

Bo Jichen felt a chill on his back, his pores stood on end, and goosebumps covered his skin. In order to salvage the situation and make himself look arrogant and domineering, he impatiently tried to pull his hand away.

Jiang Si tightened her grip on his wrist slightly and warned, "General Bo Jichen, don't move, or I'll lose my footing."

Bo Jichen: "..."

He's suffering in silence, like someone swallowing a bitter pill.

Feeling hungry, sleepy – isn't that perfectly normal?

How can it be that there are offspring and eggs?

What's more, he always felt that this unpredictable and cunning eldest daughter was plotting something against him.

Leilos walked around the large desk, came behind Bo Jichen, placed his hands on his shoulders, and asked Jiang Si softly, "Jiang Jiang, how are you?"

Jiang Si lifted her eyelids and her gaze immediately met Bo Jichen's eyes.

Bo Jichen's heart skipped a beat; he instinctively knew it was doomed...

Instinctively, he opened his mouth to speak.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Si spoke first: "Your Majesty, a dragon's body is different from a human's, especially the body of a sub-female dragon like Baba, which is even more unique."

Bo Jichen hurriedly said, "I told you I was fine, darling, now you believe me, right?"

Leilos ignored him and looked at Jiang Si, asking, "What do you mean by that?"

Bo Jichen: "..."

Is he ignoring her?

What grudge could there be?

Jiang Si curled her lips into a smile, completely ignoring Bo Jichen, and replied to His Majesty the Emperor: "Your Majesty, dragons exist in a legendary dimension, different from us humans."

"There is no data available for reference, so all I can say now is that the month is a bit short, it seems like there is, but it doesn't quite seem like there is."

Bo Jichen's eyes widened like those of a bull in Tongling. He tried to pull his hand back, but failed. He slammed his other hand on the table with a loud thud, then pointed at Jiang Si and said, "Jiang Si, what do you mean by 'seems to exist but doesn't exist'? Don't think I don't know you're playing me and trying to trick me."

Jiang Si pouted, looking pitiful and aggrieved: "Your Majesty, he was mean to me!"

His Majesty the Emperor, with his hands on Bo Jichen's shoulders, pressed down firmly: "General Bo Jichen, anger is bad for your health, and the floor is cold."

The subtext is: no matter how fierce or angry you are, sleeping on the cold floor at night will cool you down.

Bo Jichen instantly wilted like a little cabbage, listless, eagerly admitting his mistake but unrepentant: "I was wrong, my dear baby, I know I was wrong. You're a magnanimous person, don't hold it against someone as old as me."

Jiang Si raised an eyebrow, gave him a knowing look, loosened her grip, and gave Lei Luosi an ambiguous answer: "Your Majesty, in short, the pregnancy is too early to tell whether it's an egg or a baby!"

Jiang Dandan, who had been watching the commotion from mid-air, suddenly fell down and landed on her dog dad's belly. Before she could even rub against him, her dog dad grabbed her.

Leilos caught the key point, his eyes gleaming with excitement: "Little friend... what do you mean by 'little friend'?"

Jiang Si reached out and snatched Jiang Dandan from Bo Jichen's hand, holding it up and tapping the eggshell with her hand: "Your Majesty, in the evolutionary history of various creatures, there are only four types of birth: viviparous, oviparous, wet-born, and metamorphic."

"Ginger eggs are oviparous, meaning they are born from an eggshell."

"Humans are born viviparously, which means they are born from the mother's womb."

“Moisture-born, also known as causative-born or cold-heat-combined-born, refers to those that arise from the dampness of places such as dung heaps, latrines, filthy latrines, rotting flesh, and clumps of grass. Examples include moths, mosquitoes, midges, and other insects that breed in hemp.”

"The molting flying moths and similar insects are called 'transformation insects'."

"Dragons are inherently domineering. It is a miracle that a dragon and a human can produce dragon eggs. This miracle continues now, and the offspring may not be born from eggs, but from wombs."

Lei Luo's hand, which was resting on Bo Jichen's shoulder, trembled with excitement, and he dared not exert any force: "Jiang Jiang, is it true? You're not lying to me, are you?"

Jiang Si smiled innocently: "Your Majesty, as I just said, dragons are different from humans. According to the book, if a person is pregnant, it can be detected 7 to 10 days after intercourse."

"Because there is no data to support this, and no innate examples, I cannot make a judgment. We need to wait another month or two before we can truly determine whether there are any children."

"But for safety's sake, we still need to be careful. After all, if a child gets hurt by accident, it would be a huge loss."

Bo Jichen: "!!!!"

I don't even want to talk anymore.

I'll just listen to your nonsense.

Blow, keep blowing, blow as hard as you can.

They're full of boasting, but when they fall, they crush you.

Like a new father-to-be, Leilos was so excited that he couldn't contain himself and stammered without a trace of dignity: "Then, now that we don't know anything, how am I supposed to take care of him?"

“This…” Jiang Si hesitated, then said after thinking for a moment, “Your Majesty, since there is no data to support this, and there are no examples of prenatal cases, how about this, I’ll go back and look at some books about human pregnancy first, and then combine them with the dragon’s experience, and we can develop a care plan?”

Relos nodded sharply: "Yes, yes, yes, we'll do as you say, we'll do as you say."

Bo Jichen: "..."

Kids, kids, kids my ass.

How could a dragon give birth to children?

Dragons lay dragon eggs.

They underestimated the dragon's powerful genes, which overwhelmed the bloodlines of all other beasts.

After successfully and perfectly shifting the blame, Jiang Si stood up and was in a good mood. Taking advantage of the concealment of the spatial twist, she took out all kinds of fruits from the space, a dozen or twenty kinds, and filled the table and the floor.

Bo Jichen stared with his violet eyes, so many fruits that hadn't mutated. His eldest daughter was keeping a low profile, no... because she was trying to trick him.

Jiang Si took out the last basket of fruit and said to Lei Luosi, "Your Majesty, let's assume we have children now, regardless of whether we have any. We must make sure Daddy eats well, drinks well, and sleeps well."

"You absolutely mustn't let him go hungry. Tell the kitchen to make extra food and put it in your spatial storage so that Daddy will be hungry in the middle of the night and you can feed him!"

"Wash these fruits later, peel the ones that need peeling, remove the pits that need removing, and put them in a food storage container so they are easy to feed."

Bo Jichen: "..."

My dear, you are His Majesty the Emperor of the Empire, how could you do such trivial things?

So, she doesn't know how to cherish someone who isn't hers?

Leilos blushed with excitement, his ears turned red, and his eyes reddened as well: "Okay, okay, I'll do it myself later. No... I'll go talk to the kitchen now and have them replace all the ingredients with the freshest ones. Make sure that the meat is served within three hours of being slaughtered every day."

Seeing his darling about to leave, Bo Jichen hurriedly called out, "Darling..."

Hearing his call, Relos turned back and put his hands on his shoulders.

Bo Jichen looked completely bewildered.

Leilos gripped his shoulders, forcing him to take two steps back and pressing him down into a chair: "General Bo Jichen, sit here and don't move. I'll be right back. Please don't move, don't move."

Jiang Dandan: "!!!!!"

It's a lie, a lie, a lie.

Daddy.

You're such a naive and innocent girl.

They fell for it so easily.

Let the chef prepare fresh food; all it takes is a communication call. Why do you need to go out and do anything?

Bo Jichen: "!!!!"

I was flattered and couldn't believe it.

He was taken care of by his own family.

Jiang Si waved her hand in front of Bo Jichen's eyes: "You scoundrel, snap out of it! His Majesty has already left. Stop looking."

Bo Jichen's expression changed instantly. He pointed his finger at Jiang Si's nose and cursed, "You brat, do you have a grudge against me? Why are you trying to trick me like this?"

Jiang Si arrogantly and infuriatingly said, "I've already tricked you, I've got a grudge against you, so what? What are you going to do about it?"

"Come on, come on, bite me, bite me, you can't bite me, you can't bite me."

Bo Jichen's hand, pointing at Jiang Si's nose, was almost poking the tip of her nose. He was so angry that his face turned red and his neck bulged: "You, you, after all I love you so much, after treating you like the apple of my eye, my darling, how could you betray me like this?"

Jiang Si reached out and slapped his hand, then shrugged: "I'm giving him a taste of his own medicine. My spaceship was perfectly fine a couple of days ago, but you insisted it was broken."

"You don't have any friends today, but I said you do. I learned it from you. So what? So what? You're not happy about it? If you're not happy about it, then keep it to yourself!"

Bo Jichen was so angry that he could hardly breathe, his chest heaving. Indeed, children are always a debt to their parents, and this eldest daughter of his was the most formidable of all debt collectors. He couldn't live a day without driving her to her death.

Jiang Si felt a surge of pleasure, a sense of satisfaction, and a delightful feeling as she watched him rage.

Bo Jichen inhaled and exhaled repeatedly until he suppressed his rage and refrained from swatting her with his tail: "You, you, you! My darling is so good to you, and you lie to him like this? Aren't you afraid that in a few months, when I have nothing left, he will be heartbroken?"

Jiang Si looked Bo Jichen up and down with utter disdain and scorn, clicking her tongue and saying, "You dog, you dog! I always thought you were incredibly smart, but I never expected you to be so stupid. You've really disappointed me."

Bo Jichen was confused: "How am I not exceptionally smart, but incredibly stupid? You need to explain yourself clearly. And... you little brat, whose older sister are you? You have no manners!"

Is her nipple big?

He would be terrified if she told him her age.

It's still a bit big.

Jiang Si snorted, "You're not just incredibly stupid, are you? When I said you have a child, I meant I wasn't sure you had a child."

"That's true, it's optional and you can't decide for yourself. Besides, you saw how excited His Majesty was when he mentioned you had a child. He didn't act like a ruler of a country at all; he was just a silly, new-year-old father-to-be."

"You're telling me, when you're dealing with a clueless, new, expectant father, you tell him that the little one needs his father's mental strength, and you also need that... crackling sound..."

Bo Jichen understood immediately, slapped his thigh, and almost kissed Jiang Si's head: "I get it, I get it, to deal with a stupid new father-to-be, I can openly exercise my rights and make him serve me."

"Haha, I can cook meat in a pot, and eat it all without any problem. I can even eat my fill! Oh my god, my daughter, you are my real daughter, you really are my real daughter."

Jiang Si grinned and smiled brightly: "Of course, would I harm you? We complement each other, we're in the same boat."

Ha ha ha ha!

Look at what true intelligence is.

That's what you call smart.

Let the biggest grudge take the blame willingly and happily.

Beautiful! Wonderful! Fantastic!

Her baby can be hidden now.

"No, no, I still have to kiss you to express my gratitude!" Bo Jichen thought about how he would be waited on hand and foot in the future, eating meat every day, and he felt very happy. He found the cheap, slippery young lady even more pleasing to the eye and wanted to kiss her.

Jiang Si quickly jumped back two steps, raised her hand, and shouted, "Ugly, no thanks!"

Bo Jichen spat and said, "Ugly my foot! Get lost, get lost, don't stop me from eating meat later."

Jiang Si quickly agreed, not forgetting to remind him, "Okay, okay, get out of here right now. For the sake of your daily big fat, you must keep it up and not let His Majesty find out."

Bo Jichen waved his hand impatiently: "I know, I know, get out of here, my darling will be back soon."

Jiang Si responded crisply, "Alright, I won't bother you any longer, see you later!"

After saying that, he held Jiang Dandan in his arms, turned around, and ran away in a flash.

Bo Jichen glanced smugly at the chair, crossed his long legs, and his mind was filled with the yellow waste that was about to appear and happen.

Jiang Si left His Majesty the Emperor's office hall, jumped onto the aircraft, drove it to maximum speed, drove out of the palace, and headed to the military headquarters where Agares was located.

Jiang Si didn't inform Agares. Upon arriving at the military headquarters, she registered her identity, entered, and went straight to Agares's office. Pushing open the door, she excitedly exclaimed, "Husband, husband, wonderful news! Wonderful news... wonderful news..."

Jiang Si's eager and cheerful voice came to an abrupt halt, and the tone suddenly changed: "Excuse me, you're busy, you're busy, you can continue chatting, pretend I don't exist... I'll wait outside, I'll wait outside!"

What the hell is this huge social scene? My cheap husband is having a meeting inside, and a bunch of handsome older and younger men in military uniforms suddenly stared at her. It's terrifying.

Agares watched as the office door closed, then looked away, his face cold and stern, and asked in a low voice, "Is there anything else, everyone?"

Everyone at the meeting gave a salutation in unison, their voices ringing out: "It's nothing!"

Agares nodded: "Meeting adjourned!"

Everyone turned around at the same time and walked out in unison.

Jiang Si patted her chest at the door, thank goodness, she almost blurted out that she had sold the scapegoat.

Just when she thought she would have to wait a long time, the office door reopened, and the people who had been in a meeting inside came out one after another. Everyone who saw her greeted her with, "Good afternoon, Princess!"

Jiang Si smiled and waved, "Good afternoon, everyone! Good afternoon, everyone!"

A moment later.

Everyone left.

Jiang Si darted into Agares' office, ran to him, straddled his lap, wrapped her arms around his neck, and exclaimed passionately, "Honey, honey, I've found the first naturally conceived expectant mother in the Abel Galaxy in 200 years!"

Agares, who was about to wrap her arms around his waist, turned and pulled open the virtual hologram, tapped it a few times, and then grabbed her waist with her other hand: "Who is it?"

As the saying goes, if you're going to put on a show, you have to make sure the whole thing is done. If someone has to take the blame, you have to make sure that person can't get away with it for three to five months.

Jiang Si's eyes were filled with excitement as she immediately betrayed the scapegoat, Bo Jichen: "My dad, General Bo Jichen, didn't expect this, did you? Surprised? Unexpected!"