Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Upon hearing his words, Bo Jichen wiped away an imaginary bead of sweat through the screen and hurriedly cried out to stop him, "My darling, my baby, my sweetheart, can you not be so blunt and direct?"
Agares paused, holding the durian washboard, and looked at his teacher, puzzled: "Don't be so blunt?"
In an instant, Bo Jichentou transformed into a highly experienced and seasoned expert, nodding his head like a chicken pecking at rice, explaining, "Yes, yes, don't be so blunt, at least not now."
"How should I put it, well, to give an example, on the battlefield, you lure the enemy deep into your territory, then capture them all in one fell swoop."
"To give another example, the 'bitter trick' isn't about you kneeling down in front of her outright. Like my eldest daughter right now, if you suddenly kneel down in front of her with a durian washboard, she'll think you're morally blackmailing her and have no sincerity whatsoever!"
Agares: "..."
"So, you can't go directly to her now. You need to go somewhere she's bound to pass by, and let her know that you've been kneeling all night. Do you understand?"
Agares' eyes flickered: "Understood, thank you, teacher. Goodbye, teacher!"
"Again…"
Before Bo Jichen could utter the word "see," the quantum computer was disconnected, and the screen went black.
Bo Jichen: "..."
He could feel a gust of wind blowing across his forehead.
It feels like you've run into a jerk who pulls out all the pretense and then denies everything.
Damn it, what kind of nonsense is this?
Forget it, it's better to handle official business for my darling and let her sleep a little longer.
Agares placed the washboard back on the ground, then the durian back on the washboard, and knelt on the durian again. He summoned Hilt, who said with a cold face, "Hilt, go and casually tell the Princess that I knelt here all night."
Hilt: "!!!!"
As expected, the people trained by General Bo Jichen are only superficially upright and serious; their hearts are black, absolutely black.
"Your Highness, Your Highness!" Hilt, having received the marshal's order, hurried over, his voice arriving before he even reached the kitchen: "Something terrible has happened, Your Highness!"
Jiang Si held a dozen or so white lotus flowers, ten of which were placed in a vase. She was washing the petals of the others. When she heard Hilt's voice, she didn't turn her head or stop her hands: "Say what's wrong. There's no need to make a fuss."
Hilt stepped into the kitchen and overheard these words. He thought to himself, "Oh no, the young prince is too cold-hearted. How could the marshal possibly be willing to provoke this soft-hearted princess who can do everything?"
After washing the white lotus petals and shaking them dry, Jiang Si hadn't heard Hilt's reply yet. She took out flour and eggs, mixed the egg mixture, added seasonings, and started frying the oil in a pan before glancing at Hilt.
Hilt was startled by her glance, but when he came to his senses, he said respectfully, "Your Highness, I just went to open the door and found the Marshal standing there."
Ginger shreds dipped the white lotus petals in the flour and egg mixture, coated them briefly, and then dropped them into the oil pan. Without a trace of emotion, she asked Hilt, "And then?"
Hilt stepped forward: "And then...and then I saw the Marshal kneeling on a washboard and eating durians!"
Ginger shreds: "???"
Kneeling on a washboard and eating durian?
who?
Agares?
Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"
Who will kneel on a washboard and a durian?
Uncle Dog?
This is truly a professional vibrating egg for a hundred years.
No need to guess, no need to think, it must have been its dog dad's idea.
Waaaaah~~
I want to see it, I want to film it!
Unfortunately, it just won't hatch; it's just playing around.
The white lotus petals in the pot were burnt. Ginger scooped them out and threw them into the trash can, then said lightly to Hilt, "If he likes to kneel, let him kneel!"
Hilt: "..."
This is not what I expected.
Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"
Auntie V!
Yes, if Uncle Dog likes to kneel, let him kneel.
He didn't know how terrifying it is to offend someone with a child if he didn't kneel down.
What's more, this person with a child is someone the father likes and dotes on.
Jiang Si continued frying the white lotus petals. One by one, the white lotus petals were fried until golden brown. They were placed on a plate, sprinkled with dried chili flakes, salt and pepper, and a little ketchup. A photo was taken and uploaded to Xingwang: "8 servings of fried white lotus petals, 5 for a lucky draw, one for my dad, one for my teacher, and one for myself!"
"Giveaway rules: The top 5 comments with the most likes within one hour will be the winners. Love you all, muah!"
As soon as Jiang Sixing posted it, comments started flooding in early in the morning: "Actually, whether or not you eat that fried white lotus flower is not important. What's important is that Your Highness is really amazing. Yesterday, there was a green tea bitch white lotus flower doing a live stream, pretending to be weak, disabled, and pitiful. Today, Your Highness fried a white lotus flower. I really love Your Highness's cool and tough personality."
"Yes, yes, yesterday that green tea bitch and white lotus almost disgusted me to death. You didn't see it? That green tea bitch raised her orchid finger and said in a coquettish voice like a duck choking its neck: 'Dear friends, thank you for your concern. I don't really want anything. I just want to take back my identity, my identity as a princess. I'm not going to bother with a fake Jiang Si.'"
"Oh my god, tell me, what kind of evil spirit possessed that green tea spirit? How can she act so well? Our little prince has said it so many times, she is Bo Jiangjiang, Bo Jiangjiang, how come this green tea spirit can't understand?"
"It's good that she doesn't understand. How could she possibly have any traffic if she did understand? The latest issue of Interstellar Financial Report, the most influential person in Interstellar space, is our little prince Bo Jiangjiang."
"Leaving aside the value of her farming skills, her commercial value alone is enough. Just standing there, she's a source of traffic and a living advertisement. Countless big names in the interstellar world want to hire her, but they can't even get close to her!"
"So, in conclusion, it's not that our young prince is some kind of fake, it's that green tea bitch named Jiang Si trying to scam us by using a face that looks just like our young prince!"
"Yes, yes, yes, our little prince is like a white lotus flower fried in oil. The depth of his meaning and the way he slaps people in the face are amazing. I love it! I adore it!"
Comments flooded in, numbering in the hundreds of thousands in an instant, and "deep-fried white lotus" even became a trending topic. People who should have seen it and people who shouldn't have seen it all saw it.
Someone in the Supreme People's Procuratorate was so angry that they gritted their teeth, wishing they could jump into the screen and smash that bowl of fried white lotus flowers on Jiang Si's face.
Some people were sitting in the palace waiting for the fried white lotus flowers to appear, processing documents, searching for information, and collecting evidence, all with great enthusiasm.
Some people were kneeling outside the Abel Manor, scrolling through their web browsers, gazing at the golden-brown, delicious plates of white lotus flowers, none of which were theirs.
Jiang Si left the net, made two large wraps, and ate them with a plate of white lotus flowers to finish her breakfast. After leaving the kitchen, she walked through the long living room without even seeing the doorway before going upstairs.
Agares, who had been kneeling at the door and finally heard his wife come out, watched helplessly as she went upstairs without even glancing at him.
As Jiang Si went upstairs to her room and prepared to close the door, just as she was about to go back to sleep, the door was blocked. Agares, dressed in military trousers, a shirt, and boots, said in a low voice, "Jiang Jiang, I was wrong!"
Jiang Si raised her head slightly, meeting his deep eyes. Her voice was clear and cold, neither soft nor cloying, without any coquetry or lingering tone: "You are wrong, Marshal Agares. How could you be wrong? You are not wrong. Monitoring me is your freedom as my guardian."
"Jiang Jiang!" At this moment, Agares was like a wolfhound with its tail drooping, without any aggression, showing its soft belly and hiding its sharp claws, letting Jiang Si pet it: "There won't be a next time, this kind of thing will never happen again."
"Oh dear, the Marshal's promise isn't easy to come by... Hmph..."
Before Jiang Si could finish speaking, she felt as if she had been kicked hard in the stomach, and a slight pain came from her stomach. She reached up and clutched her stomach, her waist bending slightly.
Agares noticed her discomfort and thought she had a stomachache. He reached out to touch her stomach, but Jiang Si reflexively took two steps back to distance herself from him.
Agares's hand reached for nothing, hovering in mid-air. He paused for a moment, then asked, "Jiang Jiang, are you alright? Is your stomach upset, or is something else bothering you?"
Jiang Si frowned, afraid he would notice something amiss, so she decided to play along: "I'm not feeling unwell, just a stomachache. I'm going to the toilet, you can do as you please!"
After saying that, Jiang Si loosened her grip on her stomach, turned around, and hurried to the restroom.
The ginger egg that wasn't stuck on her stomach softened the moment she entered the bathroom, and the egg slid down to her uncle's stomach, rubbing against it left, right, up, and down.
Agares grabbed Ginger Egg and held it up in front of him. "Are you telling me that she's not only angry, but also has a stomachache?"
Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"
fall!
This generation of uncles is incredibly difficult to manage, a true powerhouse.
It's rubbing so obviously, how come he doesn't understand?
Aunt Kui used to say that he was the most meticulous, straight-laced man in the StarCraft universe.
It now seems that the claim of being the most meticulous, straight-laced, and detail-oriented guy in StarCraft is largely unfounded.
It's too much to carry, too much to carry, too much to carry.
never mind!
He only had one chance, but he didn't know that. He decided not to bring it, not to bring it, not to bring it, lest his aunt find out he was a traitorous egg and it really would be stewed.
Jiang Si slipped into the bathroom, locked the door, enveloped herself with her mental energy to shield herself from the surroundings, slapped her stomach twice, and warned, "How many times have I told you two to behave yourselves? How many times have I told you to behave yourselves? Why did you have to mess up at this crucial moment and kick me?"
"Are your little hands and feet even fully grown by now, at just 4 months old? You're already kicking me. What, are you standing up for your dad?"
“I talked to him, and you kicked me. I got angry with him, and you still kicked me? Let me tell you, right now you're siding with outsiders in my belly, and I'll tolerate that. But if you keep siding with outsiders after you've left, I'll break your elbows.”
After she gave her warning, the two babies in her belly behaved themselves.
Jiang Si patted her stomach again, making a loud thud: "I'm telling you two again, once others find out about you, you'll be living in a laboratory for the rest of your lives, having your blood drawn, being experimented on, being sliced, being cloned, being bred. You'll never have a peaceful life."
"So, you two, be smart and keep your grievances to yourselves. Otherwise, if you two make me unhappy, I'll cut off your food rations and stop feeding you your father's spiritual energy."
The two kids: "..."
After threatening and warning Jiang Si, she sat on the toilet, flushed it 15 minutes later, pretended to wash her hands, went out, and went to bed to go back to sleep. Then Agares arrived.
He carried a glass of water in one hand and a medicine box in the other, came to the bedside, put down the water glass, opened the medicine box, looked at Jiang Si and asked softly, "Jiang Jiang, your stomach is upset. What kind of discomfort is it? Tell me!"
Jiang Si's face darkened as she looked at his medicine box, which was overflowing with medicine. If he ate all of this, the two babies in her belly would probably be ruined.
"I'm not feeling unwell!" Jiang Si pulled the blanket up. "I just didn't go to the toilet this morning, but I felt fine after I did."
Agares looked at his stubborn, cold, and fierce little wife, put away his medicine box, took out a treatment pod, and placed it in front of the bed: "Okay, if you're not feeling unwell, you can lie in the treatment pod for a while. It will help you rest better."
Ginger shreds: "..."
Lying in a treatment pod?
Isn't this just blatantly telling him I'm pregnant?
Then he pulled her into the laboratory, and from then on she lost her freedom, was completely imprisoned, and lived the life she had lived 3,000 years ago.
Jiang Si coldly reminded him again: "Marshal Agares, I just didn't go to the toilet this morning and my stomach was uncomfortable. I felt better after I went to the toilet and I'm not uncomfortable now."
"I don't need to take any medicine, nor do I need to lie in the treatment pod. Please leave my room immediately and don't disturb my nap, thank you!"
The cold, harsh words caused a flicker of sadness in Agares' dark eyes. He turned and put away the treatment pod and medicine box, closed the curtains, and lowered the bed curtains: "Fine, you can go back to sleep!"
The room was pitch black with the curtains closed. Jiang Si sat on the bed, her eyes adjusting to the darkness, and gazed silently at Agares standing beside her bed through the curtains.
A short while later.
The room Agares left.
The moment the door closed, Jiang Si felt a surge of frustration and resentment. She grabbed a pillow, slammed it against the bed curtains, and fell out.
Jiang Dandan: "..."
A woman's heart.
It's like a needle at the bottom of the sea.
Uncle Dog has a mouth but no skill in coaxing people.
Uncle Dog has two arms, but he doesn't know how to forcefully hug someone.
well!
This is really causing Dan a lot of worry.
Jiang Si threw all the pillows off the bed, then pulled up the blanket, put down the Yanliu Tang Dao Hunting Jiang Dandan, took out an Agares's Spirit Power Ball, held it to her belly to nourish the two babies inside, and went to sleep.
She slept straight through until the Supreme People's Procuratorate began its trial.
She was completely bewildered after being woken up by Jiang Dandan, not understanding why the hybrid vampire Shu Xubai, who was just a tool, hadn't arrived yet after three days.
Just as she was about to raise her personal terminal to check for any messages, she heard a clanging sound coming from outside the misty willow shroud. Immediately afterward, Bo Jichen's exasperated voice rang out: "Bo Jiangjiang, you leaky, unreliable thing, all you do is sleep, sleep, sleep! The Supreme People's Procuratorate's trial livestream is about to begin."
"I've secured all the key points for you and submitted all the necessary documents. You're still sleeping here? Get up right now, dress up nicely, and come with me to beat up the white lotus, curse the green tea bitch, and crush the scum!"