Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Hearing Jiang Si's words full of disdain and contempt, Shu Xubai was so angry that he put one hand on his hip and pointed at himself with the other: "You're saying I went a little too lightly and didn't break his ribs?"
"You zombie, do you have any conscience? You're hiding on the ground watching the show, so what if you're so capable!"
"But when I was smashing that cheap thing and confronting that scumbag's brother, why were you pulling on my clothes?"
Jiang Si looked completely bewildered: "Did I pull on your clothes? Did I? Did I?"
Shu Xubai was furious: "No? No? You pulled me more than once. Didn't you tell me to go easy on my feet and hands when you pulled my hem?"
Jiang Si blinked: "Hey, hey, I tugged at your sleeve to tell you to hurry up and get out of here. Don't let the villain die from talking too much. It's just that people get old and their comprehension isn't what it used to be!"
Shu Xubai's chest heaved with anger: "You shameless, unreasonable bastard! You've said everything, black and white, and now you say I'm not tough enough? You damned zombie, don't think I won't beat you just because you're pregnant with my son or daughter! If you piss me off, I'll beat you to death!"
"You want to hit me?" Jiang Si stretched out her stomach, put one hand behind her waist, pointed at her stomach with the other, and said arrogantly and domineeringly, "Come on, come on, hit my stomach if you dare!"
Shu Xubai felt like he was choking on blood, his eyes widening like saucers: "You...you...you think I wouldn't dare!"
Jiang Si raised her chin and imitated his stuttering speech: "Look at you, you pathetic thing. I...I...I'll just pretend you don't dare."
Shu Xubai took a deep breath. As the saying goes, it's not about fighting for a steamed bun, it's about saving face. The atmosphere has gotten to this point; if they don't fight, things will get out of hand...
Shu Xubai clenched his fingers into a circle, making a cracking sound, and then aimed at her stomach.
Jiang Si raised an eyebrow but didn't move.
Just as Shu Xubai's fist was about to strike her stomach, it turned into a palm. Instead of pounding her stomach, he touched it, bent down, pressed his face against hers, and said in a cheeky tone, "My little darlings, hello there! I am your handsome, dashing, elegant, noble, and rich dad, Shu Xubai!"
"After you come out, come with your father, that is, me. We'll have a system where the mother stays and the children stay. Everything your father has, you can have, okay?"
Ginger shreds: "???"
She had just left her father and son behind.
Someone wanted to intercept the mother and keep the child.
That shameless vampire has such a big face.
"It moved! It moved!" Shu Xubai felt his hand being kicked and was so excited he couldn't contain himself: "Zombie, zombie, zombie! My son and daughter are waving to me!"
"Oh my god, I never thought I'd be so old and still have both a son and a daughter. I'm so happy, so happy!"
The kid just moved around a little in there, look at him, so pathetic, he got all excited.
"Alright, alright!" Jiang Si reached out and slapped away his hand that was touching her stomach. "Men and women shouldn't touch each other. You already have a little phoenix. What kind of talk is this, touching my stomach like this!"
Shu Xubai raised his head, rolled his eyes, and clicked his tongue: "You're really like an old peacock showing off its tail feathers and being presumptuous. Who the hell touched you? I touched my son and my daughter!"
"You? You could lie here naked and see if I touch you or not, pshaw!"
Jiang Si spat at him, "Pah, you scumbag! When you liked me before, you called me Little Jiang Jiang, Little Si Si. Now that you have a new love, you call me Stinky Zombie, Stinky Zombie, you scumbag!"
Shu Xubai straightened up and flicked his sleeves: "I'm a scumbag and I'm happy, I'm a scumbag and I'm willing to be. Everyone has a youthful, immature, and ignorant phase, so why won't I grow up!"
Hearing his words, Jiang Si got goosebumps and rubbed her arms, saying, "Alright, alright, stop disgusting me. Why isn't the spaceship going?"
Shu Xubai grinned and said, "What's the rush? When acting, you have to go all the way. If you come and go in a hurry, it will seem deliberate. So there's no rush."
Jiang Si chuckled twice: "My dear vampire, let me tell you, my cheap husband is quite particular about details."
"He might be mentally impaired because of my death, but once he comes to his senses and scrutinizes the details, he might soon realize that I'm not dead."
"Don't blame me for not warning you, your son and daughter are very sought after. If you're not careful, you'll end up without a son or daughter."
Shu Xubai scoffed disdainfully: "A little trash like him dares to steal my son and daughter? Look at his abilities, does he really think I can't beat him or you?"
Jiang Si curled her lips: "You were never going to beat me. Over 3,000 years, brother, and you haven't improved at all. You still have the nerve to say that? Alright, alright, get out of here. I've damaged the mental strength of the Supreme Prosecutor's Office of the Troia Empire. I need to rest!"
"Your mental strength is damaged?" Shu Xubai moved like lightning, grabbing her wrist and placing his hand on her wrist to feel her pulse, his eyes flashing with worry.
A moment later.
Shu Xubai flung Jiang Si's hand away, stuck out his index finger and poked it directly into her nose, cursing, "You little trash, you little good-for-nothing, you were so capable when you hit me, you didn't hold back at all, but you held back when you hit your cheap husband."
"Damn it, are you mentally damaged? Or are you physically damaged? You're only happy when I, an elegant vampire, swear!"
Jiang Si grinned, laughing heartlessly, and readily admitted her mistake, refusing to repent: "I was wrong, I was wrong. I'll go easy on you next time. When I see that bastard Agares, I'll beat him so badly his own brother won't recognize him, okay!"
Shu Xubai stared straight at her with his still-red eyes: "Keep blowing, keep blowing. After you're done, we'll have braised beef, steamed beef, stewed beef, and pan-fried steak for dinner!"
Feeling guilty, Jiang Si chuckled awkwardly twice: "Oh dear, I really know I was wrong, I was wrong, please forgive me since I'm injured now."
"Let me tell you, pregnant women shouldn't get angry. If a pregnant woman gets angry, the baby will have a bad temper and won't be good-looking either. If your son or daughter is ugly, you'll lose face, won't you?"
Shu Xubai was so angry he felt sorry for Shu Xubai: "Get out!"
Jiang Si cheerfully replied, "Okay, I'm going to bed now!"
"Come back!" Shu Xubai called out to her as she backed away, about to roll onto the bed.
Jiang Si suddenly returned and stood in front of him, grinning mischievously, "Why did you call me back!"
Shu Xubai sighed heavily, reached out and tugged at his collar, then stretched out his long neck, revealing the veins, in front of Jiang Si: "Bite!"
Jiang Si raised an eyebrow: "Oh my, what's this for? No need, no need, absolutely no need!!"
Shu Xubai rolled her eyes at her: "Stop being hypocritical. I'm not doing this for you, it's all for my son and my daughter. Go ahead and bite!"
Jiang Si took a step back, waving her hands like a rattle-drum: "Darling, there's really no need. With my powerful self-healing ability, I can just take a nap, rest for 10 or 8 days, and I'll be lively and energetic again, a true beauty!"
He is now taken.
Take a bite out of his neck.
What if the little phoenix or chick misunderstands?
Even close brothers should keep clear accounts.
Besides, they are mortal enemies, so they can't do anything that would cause misunderstandings.
Shu Xubai snorted coldly at her, channeling his domineering and neurotic CEO persona, "Woman, look at your hypocritical, coy act, you've successfully caught my attention. Fine, if you won't come, I'll do it myself!"
Ginger shreds: "!!!!"
Where did this lunatic come from?
Not biting him is letting him off the hook; he's ungrateful.
As Shu Xu finished speaking, he reached out and tugged at his clothes, revealing his fair, lean, and muscular chest.
Seeing this, Jiang Si quickly stepped forward to stop her, saying, "No, no, no..."
Shu Xubai's fingernails suddenly lengthened, and amidst Jiang Si's scream, the sharp, blade-like nails dug into his own chest, tearing out a piece of his heart.
Jiang Si looked at the piece of flesh, which was about half the size of her palm, and said in a low voice, "You damned hybrid vampire, are you sick? I told you no, no, no, and you still dug it up."
"You know me. I'll find a place to sleep and I'll be fine. I'm okay. Who wants to eat your heart?"
Shu Xubai's face was already pale, but now it was even paler. He seemed oblivious to the blood flowing from his chest, and handed the hand holding the tender meat to Jiang Si: "Alright, stop being hypocritical with me. It's fresh meat, good for treatment, don't fry it."
Jiang Si chuckled, but instead of reaching out to take the meat from his hand, she reached out and grabbed his arm, channeling her powerful healing spiritual energy from his hand into his body.
Shu Xubai shuddered: "Ancestor, can you please calm down? Can you heal yourself before treating me?"
Jiang Si retorted, "Your ancestor just can't seem to get away with this!"
A powerful healing mental energy flowed into him, and the wound on his chest slowly healed before his very eyes. In an instant, his chest was completely unharmed, without even a scar.
Ignoring the blood dripping from his chest, there was no indication that he had ever been injured and had a piece of his heart ripped out.
"I'm all better now, eat up, eat up!" Shu Xu raised his bloodied hand again: "Come on, open your mouth wide..."
Jiang Si loosened her grip on his arm, twisted it, and flames shot up on his hand, instantly roasting the piece of flesh in his hand.
The roasted pork heart, after being injected with water, turned into a small piece, carrying the aroma of charred meat. Jiang Si reached out, grabbed it, tossed it into his mouth, chewed, swallowed, and licked his lips: "Thanks!"
Shu Xubai gathered his clothes together, just about to tell her to rest here, when there was a knock on the door.
Jiang Si instantly disappeared.
Shu Xubai, making sure he couldn't see her, walked behind the door and opened it. Seeing that it was Jiu Feng knocking, his expression changed faster than flipping through a book: "What's wrong? Little Phoenix!"
Jiufeng, dressed in a white robe, took his hand: "General Bo Jichen of the Troia Empire, Marshal Agares has arrived and wants to see you!"
Shu Xubai exclaimed in surprise, "The two of them are here, and they came quite quickly. It was worth waiting for them."
Ginger shreds: "!!!!"
Are we waiting for them?
What the hell is this damn hybrid vampire tool supposed to do?
Jiufeng hesitated: "Why are you waiting for them?"
Shu Xubai squeezed Jiu Feng's hand, his pale and effeminate face revealing a sinister smile: "Nothing, I just feel that we haven't finished dealing with the previous issues. Alright, little phoenix, tell the captain on the spaceship that we will take off in half an hour."
"Marshal Agares will handle the dust and desolation of the Troia Empire; you don't need to get involved!"
Worry appeared in Jiufeng's eyes: "Are you alright by yourself?"
Shu Xubai rubbed his forehead against Shu Xubai's: "Of course you can. If you can't, I'll call Little Phoenix. I'll never bear it alone, okay?"
Jiufeng nodded heavily: "Okay, call me if you need anything, I'll always be there for you."
Shu Xubai nodded and said, "Go quickly!"
Jiufeng released his hand, tiptoed, and kissed his eye. Then she turned and ran away with her ears red.
Ginger shreds: "!!!!"
This damn dog food.
The stench of that damned romance.
I want to stuff her until she dies and make her stink to death.
As Jiu Feng walked away, Shu Xubai glanced sideways at his left and said, "Your cheap husband and cheap father arrived pretty quickly. Want to come with me to watch the excitement?"
The invisible ginger reached out and tapped his personal terminal a few times, then said, "Alright, let's go together!"
Upon hearing this, Shu Xubai drew his scepter sword, held it in his hand, and walked out of the spaceship with elegance and composure.
The spaceship's door was never closed; it remained wide open, with Jiu Feng's attendants standing on either side of the entrance.
Shu Xubai walked down gracefully. Reaching Bo Jichen and Agares, his gaze fell on Agares, and he spoke with utter sarcasm: "Oh dear, Marshal Agares just killed his wife and children with his own hands, and he's already changed into new clothes. Tsk, preparing for a second spring, huh!"
Agares was stabbed three times and stabbed twice. The treatment only temporarily healed the wounds and stopped the bleeding. On the way here, he changed out of his blood-soaked clothes in the aircraft.
Before he could speak, Shu Xubai added, "That's true. If a disobedient wife dies, so be it. The next one will be more obedient."
Agares was so heartbroken he could hardly breathe. His hands clenched tightly together, and his voice was low and hoarse: "Lord Shu Xubai, I have only one wife in my life, and there will never be a second one."
Shu Xubai chuckled mockingly: "A man's mouth is a lying devil. I'd rather believe in ghosts than believe a man's foul mouth."
“I didn’t understand before, but now I do. Some men say they only love you and only have you, but in the blink of an eye, they turn on you and try to kill you.”
"Your Excellency Shu Xubai!" Bo Jichen, who had remained silent until now, spoke forcefully, "Is the Princess Consort of the Troya Empire, the young princess, really dead?"
Shu Xubai slammed his scepter sword into the ground: "Whether she's dead or not, you shouldn't ask me that, you should ask Marshal Agares!"
"No, I'm asking you!" Bo Jichen pressed on, "You said you came to take her away. She has strong mental strength and physical strength. I don't believe she died so easily."
Shu Xubai retorted without backing down: "If you don't believe she died so easily, go find her. How much money do you want? How many star diamonds? I'll pay!"
Bo Jichen narrowed his eyes, scrutinizing him closely: "Lord Shu Xubai is a cunning person, and Jiang Jiang is also a cunning person."
“A cunning person cannot die easily, or rather, she would let Agareth die, but she would not let herself die.”
Shu Xubai tilted his head slightly and said bluntly, "General Bo Jichen, Marshal Agares, I suddenly realize that you people of the Troya Empire are truly shameless. You killed your own wives and children, and you refuse to admit it. You still think that your wives and children are alive. I wonder how you two shameless bastards would face her if she were alive?"
Blood dripped from Agares's palm, his heart aching with each beat: "Lord Shu Xubai..."
Shu Xubai raised the scepter sword in his hand, stopping Agares from speaking. He stepped aside, anticipating their prediction: "General Bo Jichen, Marshal Agares, further words are useless. I won't waste my breath on you. Please search inside my spaceship. If you find her, you can take her away. If you can't find her, Marshal Agares, I want you to personally post an announcement on the Star Network, telling everyone in the entire Abel system that your wife, your Princess Jiang Si, has committed suicide!"