Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
"You figured it out!" Ru Hou licked the blood from the corner of his mouth, smacked his lips, and said, "So, what do you think of this corpse-raising ground of mine?"
Jiang Si raised an eyebrow slightly: "With such a pile of rotting corpses here, you still ask me what I think of this corpse-raising ground? Why don't you take me to see a better one?"
The people who greeted her outside were not human. Those who tried to take her down with needle guns were also not human. This corpse-raising ground she was in was no good place.
There are better, better, even better places to raise corpses.
These lunatics not only use her genetic fragments to cultivate people similar to her, but they also seek out places to raise corpses and raise zombies. They're truly insane.
Like a rag doll, his swollen face returned to normal. He licked away the black blood that had trickled from the corner of his mouth and continued forward, stepping on the rotting corpse: "Nothing can be hidden from you. There are better places to raise corpses. If you want to see them, I can take you, but..."
“I don’t accept it, but!” Jiang Si coldly interrupted him: “Ru Hou… no, Ru Hou has been cloned for generations. I’m not here to accept your threats.”
"You're truly disgusting." Ruhou stopped stepping on the rotting corpse. "I'm not a clone, I'm the real Ruhou!"
Jiang Si sighed, "The way you're so eager to explain makes it seem like you're implying something when you have nothing at all."
"Your girlfriend's greatest skill is cloning, and her second greatest skill is gene replication. Anything that comes out of her hands is either cloned or cloned."
"You say you're not a clone, you're the original? Give me a break. If you were really the original, you wouldn't be called Ruhou, you would have your own real name."
Ruhou chuckled and suddenly realized, "I understand now. It's my name that's bothering you. It's a pity I want to change my name, but my original name is Ruhou."
Jiang Si scoffed dismissively, "We're really at odds. Let's get started."
Ruhou's smile abruptly stopped: "You are truly bloodthirsty and violent, worthy of being an old monster who has lived for 3,500 years."
"Thank you for the compliment!" Jiang Si smiled, raising the corners of her lips. The willow branch in her hand, as thin as a thread, was pulled straight at the head of a mythical beast.
As if a mythical beast were flipping its hand, the corpses in front of it flew up, blocking the smoke and willows.
The willow branches, as thin as silk, instantly transformed into towering trees, piercing through the bones and attacking Ruhou, smashing directly into his body.
Ruhou's expression changed, and he dodged in a sorry state.
The willows, like towering trees, jutted straight up to the spot where the mythical beast had just stood.
If the beast hadn't escaped in time, it would have been smashed to pieces.
Jiang Si snapped her fingers, and the peony tree and soil, which had been frozen in mid-air, seemed to come alive and rush straight towards the beast.
With a loud clang.
Ruhou took out a transparent shield and covered himself to defend against the attacks from the peony trees and the soil.
The peony trees and soil crashed down on him, almost burying him, but they couldn't break through the transparent shield.
With a casual flick of her wrist, Jiang Si knocked the peony flowers and dirt off the transparent shield. After she brushed them away, she saw the housekeeper. The beautiful, alluring, and stunningly beautiful housekeeper stood in front of the transparent shield, her body filthy, obscuring her pretty face.
Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"
There's an old saying that goes something like that.
What are you shouting for? What is love in this world that makes people willing to die for each other?
Look, when two people with love-struck minds meet, they'd risk their lives for each other.
Alas, love is indeed a poison; whoever touches it dies.
From now on, it will never touch love again, and will be a top-notch, unrestrained yet principled sea dragon king to ensure safety.
The transparent cover was opened, and Ru Hou shoved aside the female housekeeper who was blocking his way.
The housekeeper fell heavily to the ground, her face was cut and scraped.
Crimson blood streamed down her cheeks, her eyes filled with pain and suffering, yet she endured it, bracing herself on the ground as she slowly crawled to her feet and stepped aside.
Jiang Si looked at the housekeeper and said with regret, "Such a delicate face, such a graceful figure. Even though she's a stand-in, she should be the most convincing one."
"But it's okay, beautiful lady. I still keep my word. If you want to look exactly like her, you can come to me and I can do the surgery for you."
The housekeeper lowered her head and said, "No need, everything I own belongs to the master!"
Jiang Si said "Oh" and sighed, "What a loyal dog, just like your master, your mind is full of 'I love you, I want to live for you, I want to die for you, I want to bang my head against the wall for you.'"
"Not bad, not bad, love-struck, huh? Like master, like servant. These two are a good match. Well then, I'll let you die together and grant your wish!"
"Let me die?" Ru Hou shook his head, his eyes filled with madness: "Jiang Si, have you thought this through before letting me die?"
"3,500 years ago, a vampire caused the Earth to enter the zombie age for your sake, and you single-handedly hunted zombies to protect humanity for that vampire."
"At that time, the population was over 7 billion, the zombie infection rate was over 80%, and there were still hundreds of millions of healthy people. Hundreds of millions of people fighting against billions of zombies was simply impossible."
"The total population of the human race in the Abel Galaxy is over 15 billion, the population of the insectoid race is over 100 billion, and the population of the orc race and the merfolk race is also several billion."
"Since you know that the place you are in is just an ordinary corpse-raising ground, then you should know even more that there are better, much better corpse-raising grounds than this one."
"The Abel Galaxy is so vast, with so many planets and such a dispersed population. Where do you think these corpse-raising grounds would be?"
"The Troya Empire, the Orcs, the Fourth Civilization—they exist in every country, on every planet. With just one order, I can do what that old codger Shu Xubai did. What do you say, Miss Jiang Si?"
Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"
Madman, madman, madman.
The lovely and charming auntie used to be so arrogant and domineering.
So this madman knows himself and his enemy, he knows that the lovely and charming aunt has a set of values when it comes to matters of principle, which is why he used this to threaten her.
Jiang Si's eyes narrowed, and with a backhand movement, the female housekeeper standing to the side was manipulated by an invisible force and uncontrollably walked towards Jiang Si.
As she approached, Jiang Si grabbed her by the neck, her sharp eyes fixed on Ru Hou: "You win. I accept your threat. This is my return gift to you..."
"Wait!" Ru Hou interrupted, "Release my butler!"
Jiang Si scoffed: "A substitute is just a substitute, she can never replace the real one. She is your housekeeper, she knows she is a substitute, yet she loves and admires you."
"I don't need to guess or think about how much she's done for you; I know it all. Now you're threatening me while trying to save her life. You can't expect all the good things to happen to you."
The housekeeper was no longer breathing; her dirty, blood-stained face was visibly pale, her eyes were rolling back, and her limbs were too weak to struggle.
The fierce glint in Ru Hou's eyes left him speechless as he refuted Jiang Si. To refute would be to admit that he couldn't bear to part with a substitute, while not refusing would mean the imminent death of his most beloved substitute.
A snap.
Jiang Si snapped the housekeeper's neck, then used her mental energy as a blade to slash at the housekeeper's neck.
The housekeeper's neck was severed, her head flew off, and all the wounds and bloodstains on her face disappeared, revealing a delicate and alluring face as she flew towards the beast!
Ru Hou caught the housekeeper's head with a backhand snap.
The blood from the housekeeper's head splattered onto his white shirt.
The mythical beast held the housekeeper's head high, looking into her eyes. She died with her eyes wide open, filled with sorrow, resentment, and pain.
Jiang Si kicked the housekeeper, sending her crashing into the corpse pit, and then walked towards Ru Hou.
As if a beast's hand were to reverse and land behind him, the housekeeper's head followed his hand behind her back, protected by him.
Jiang Si walked up to Ru Hou and said with a light smile, "Don't be nervous. It's just a dead man's head. Alright, that's enough for today. I'm tired. I'm going back to sleep. See you later!"
After saying that, Jiang Si turned and left.
unexpectedly!
Ruhou said to her retreating figure, "Who gave you permission to leave?"
With a loud clang.
As the sound of the beast fell, he fell to the ground. Before he could react, Jiang Si stepped on his face.
Jiang Dandan: "..."
That lovely and charming auntie acted so quickly.
How could it be so fast?
No wonder it's what they said about crawling out of the ground.
Humans can't reach that speed, not even its dog father at his peak.
Even if Uncle Dog, that stupid human, were given two more periods of glory, he could never catch up with the lovely and charming auntie.
Sigh, in the end, Uncle Dog is just too good for him!
Jiang Si looked down at Ru Hou and stomped her foot on his handsome face: "Whether I leave or not depends on your permission. Who the hell do you think you are?"
"Just because I accept your threats doesn't mean you can control me. I don't care if the Earth is destroyed, do you think I would care if the Abel Galaxy is destroyed?"
With one face pressed against the dirty ground and the other face crushed by ginger shreds, the beast was unable to use its mental energy or supernatural abilities. Its mouth was covered in dirt as it said, "You don't care!"
Jiang Si stomped her foot down, shoving his head into the ground: "Just know I don't care, don't draw conclusions about me."
"You think I'm hunting zombies for all of humanity? Do you really think I'm some saint? How have humans treated me? Why would I go and save them?"
"Naive, you are so naive. I hunt zombies only to evolve my mental power, to evolve myself."
"What do I care about the life or death of humans? What do I care about the survival or civilization of humans? Threatening me with the lives of humans will only push me too far. Whether they are humans, zombies, or ghouls, they will only be my food. Understand? You idiot!"
As soon as Jiang Si finished speaking, she kicked Ru Hou.
Like a mythical beast or a kite with a broken string, it flew far away and crashed into the wall.
The wall was smashed open and collapsed with a crash, landing on him.
Jiang Si shook her hand, cursed her bad luck, and turned to leave.
Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"
Oh, Daddy!
What exactly is this cute and charming auntie?
Humans, zombies, and ghouls can all become her food?
What kind of creature is this, eating such a diverse range of things? It's not scientifically possible.
With a whoosh, it made a loud noise.
A hand of the mythical beast, hidden by the debris of the wall, emerged.
He then struggled to climb out, sat on the ground in a disheveled state, and glanced sideways at the side: "She didn't kill me, she's convinced I'm you."
A man in a white Zhongshan suit appeared beside them, wearing glasses and standing with his hands behind his back. Both his appearance and voice were fierce: "Are you sure she believes you are me?"
The disheveled Ruhou said, "I'm sure that the housekeeper's double trick was all about filling in the details and controlling the situation, making her believe that I am you, so she didn't kill me."
The man pushed up his glasses, his deep voice carrying a hint of disdain: "She's right, you're really too naive."
The filthy beast-like creature said, "Where was I naive? Was I wrong?"
The man snorted coldly: "What you said is wrong. Earth has been in the zombie era for more than 3,500 years. You always mistakenly think that she is only 3,500 years old."
"Actually, her birth age and the age at which she appeared are different. You don't know how old she is, I don't know, and even her owner doesn't know."
"You think you can fool someone whose age is unknown and who appeared in the Abel Galaxy? Actually, she doesn't want to play with us anymore."
Covered in filth, like a ferocious beast: "I don't understand..."
The man's handsome face showed a hint of contempt: "What's there to not understand? In her eyes, neither you nor I are human; we're all clones."
"She knows that if she kills one, another will appear, so she's not playing with you anymore. And you're still naively foolish enough to think you've fooled her?"
The filthy creature, resembling a ferocious beast, narrowed its eyes: "Is that so?"
"Isn't that how it is?" the man retorted. "You don't actually believe that a monster that crawled out of the ground would compromise for the sake of all humanity, do you?"
"You are so naive. What did humans do to her? Humans just used her as an experimental subject. You didn't see with your own eyes how cruel she was to herself in the laboratory."
"You have no idea how highly the master regards her, how much he desires her, or how much he admires her. You think we are human in the master's eyes? No, in the master's eyes, we are not even worth a single hair on her head."
The filthy creature, resembling a ferocious beast, stared at the man who looked exactly like it: "So, according to you, what should we do next?"
The man looked up at the sky, then at the messy ground. "What to do? Just deal with it!"
"Auntie, are we just going to leave like this?" Jiang Dandan lay on Jiang Si's back. "Are we just going to let all these bad guys in this house go?"
Jiang Si reached out and flicked Jiang Dandan's chubby cheek: "You know this room is full of bad guys. Kill one and another one appears. It's too slow!"
Jiang Dandan exclaimed, "Auntie, what do you mean?"
Jiang Si smirked: "What I mean is, why should I do it myself? Since Hou is now a member of the Federation, let the Federation do it themselves. I'll just watch from the sidelines."
"Besides, in less than a month, the big cub has traveled from the Milky Way to the Abel Galaxy. If your dog dad is useful, he can stop the big cub; if he's not..."
“If Da Longlong is useless and can’t stop Da Zaizai or save Da Zaizai,” Jiang Dandan immediately chimed in, full of heroic spirit: “Let Daddy divorce him! Useless things don’t deserve Daddy!”