I Rely on Birthing Babies to Become Popular Across the Interstellar

Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.

The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...

Chapter 1265 He's gone mad! His Majesty is using Bo Jichen's washcloth to wipe the little cub's bottom.

As the potion entered his body, the wolf-like creature instantly went limp, unable to straighten its back, and collapsed onto the willow chair, its eyes coldly fixed on Jiang Si: "An old monster who has lived for thousands of years has learned to think of others. It seems... we shouldn't have captured your cub in the first place, we should have captured Agares!"

"You talk a good game, as if you can catch him." Jiang Si's smile didn't fade, but instead deepened a bit: "Thank you for the compliment, but anyway, you're just a clone, not a real Hou."

"However, there is something I don't quite understand, and I would appreciate your kind guidance."

The beast, though utterly powerless, remained defiant: "You speak!"

Jiang Si clicked her tongue: "My old friend, has that woman you like managed to develop an emotional injection technique while mass-producing clones?"

Ru Hou asked, puzzled, "What do you mean?"

Jiang Si smiled brightly, "I don't mean anything by it, I just want to know why all of you clones like her."

"Logically, this shouldn't be the case. Even if clones are mass-produced, each clone is still an independent individual with its own unique thoughts and ways of doing things. It's impossible for one person to fawn over another at the same time!"

Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"

Not only was the aunt curious, but he was curious too.

Why do these clones only fawn over one person when they're being simps?

Ru Hou's eyes flashed with madness, perfectly portraying a brainless, crazed sycophant: "How could you possibly understand how good she is?"

"You monster dug out of the mud, you old geezer, do you know what affection is, what love is, what sacrifice is? You know nothing, so what gives you the right to accuse and question my love for her!"

"I love her, she is perfect in my heart, I would die for her, but you, you don't understand at all, you know nothing but killing!"

Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"

As the saying goes, life is precious, love is more precious, but freedom is the most precious of all, which shows that love is not the only thing that matters.

The crazed simp in front of me is truly the king of simps.

Others might lick one's boots, but he licks one whole bunch of boots.

That lapdog is truly humbled and utterly arrogant.

Jiang Si nodded. When Ru Hou said that she only knew how to kill, she was neither angry nor annoyed. Instead, she was very polite: "I'm sorry, don't misunderstand. I'm not questioning your love for her. I'm just curious about how she can make so many of you love her."

"But since you've said that, how could I possibly see anything good about her? I really haven't seen anything good about her. But it's okay, there's still a long time ahead. I'll find out more about her later."

Ru Hou was furious with her. She was so arrogant and dismissive of them, as if they were nothing more than ants in her eyes, ants that she could easily crush.

With so many zombies and ghouls around, she just sat there chatting with him without changing her expression. This kind of old monster, I really want to lock her up in a device and study her to see if she has any emotions, whether she feels pain, or whether she screams.

Bo Jichen walked from his room to the command room, receiving the most attention along the way. Of course, these attentions were not directed at him, but at the baby with a bare bottom wearing only a small top on his arm.

The little prince's child, a baby conceived naturally in the Abel Galaxy in the last 200 years, has black hair, black eyes, and a chubby, milky-white complexion. He directly touches the hearts of these grown men, making their eyes sparkle with pink bubbles.

Several lieutenants of the hunting legion, relying on their status and ignoring the scolding and punishment they received, came to the command room, wanting to get a closer look at the young prince.

Unexpectedly, as soon as they arrived, they saw a small, clear, slightly yellowish stream of water splash down from their general's arm to his crotch.

Before the small jet of water had even finished spraying, a loud "pfft" of foul-smelling fart followed, and then the lieutenants saw that their general's powerful arm was covered in golden-yellow, runny poop...

The little prince peed and pooped.

They peed in their general's pants and pulled on their general's arm.

Golden-yellow poop dripped down Bo Jichen's arm onto his pants, the stench filling the entire command room and almost sending him flying...

Several lieutenants dared not step forward, covering their mouths for fear that they might laugh out loud and startle the young prince.

The number of zombies dwindled as they were smashed and slammed in the heads by the willow sticks wielded by the Federation's superhumans.

The Federation's superhumans were greatly encouraged and worked even harder.

Lingxi followed behind them, sweeping away zombies occasionally and protecting them. The Federation's superhumans held a high degree of goodwill towards this black snake.

Jiang Si leaned back in the willow chair, propping her head up with her hand, her eyes glancing sideways at the zombie behind the willow. The zombie was much more pleasing to the eye than the ghoul.

They were all handsome men and beautiful women, dressed in suits and skirts. In contrast, the zombies were either naked or in tattered clothes, with not a single patch of good skin on their bodies. All they knew was to bare their teeth, glare, and gnaw away, searching for meat to eat and blood to drink.

"open……"

"Don't threaten me." Jiang Si interrupted Ru Hou before he could finish speaking: "Threatening me won't work. I told you, I'm leaving you and these zombies for Agares to wield!"

Ru Hou gritted his teeth and said, "What kind of wishful thinking are you having? The master is their master and can control them. You can't control them."

"The master isn't letting them attack you now because he cares about your past acquaintance and wants to talk things over amicably. Don't be ungrateful and anger the master, or he'll turn the entire Abel Galaxy into a zombie apocalypse."

Jiang Si patted her chest: "Oh my goodness, you scared my heart so much, I was terrified!"

"you……"

"Alright!" Jiang Si's expression changed in an instant: "I thought your master was lying in the device, waiting for my blood and flesh to save her. If she could move freely and control zombies, what would she need a clone like you for?"

"But since you've said that, I can't refuse you. We'll wait for your master to send these zombies to attack me, and then see if I can control them!"

Ruhou: "..."

Jiang Dandan: "..."

You idiot, you dare to provoke an old lady! Just wait to get beaten up and slapped!

However, such as the mythical beast Hou and so on.

However, the dark mass of zombies standing behind him did not attack Jiang Si.

Then I saw that Jiang Si had already closed her eyes to rest and was sleeping.

The super battleship landed at the Troia Empire's capital star space station.

All spacecraft on the space station were grounded to make way.

The guards sealed off the entire space station and, in small spaceships, went to greet the little prince.

The highest-level fighter escort is provided to His Majesty the Emperor.

When the citizens of the capital planet of the Troia Empire saw the spaceships flying in the sky, escorted by fighter jets, they all raised their personal computers, took pictures, and uploaded them to the Troia Empire's local star network.

Citizens of the Troia Empire: "What's going on? Wasn't His Majesty always stationed at the Imperial Palace in the capital? Why is his escort fleet coming from the space station and heading towards the palace?"

"Besides fighter jet escort, there are also escort ships. My goodness, what's going on? Escort ships are on board... I just want to know who's protecting them in the middle?"

"They're definitely not protecting His Majesty. His Majesty is in the palace; he even had a summit meeting a few days ago, and photos of it have been posted online!"

"Admiral Bo Jichen is back. The Hunter Legion's warships have stopped moving and seem to be on patrol and protection duty outside the capital star!"

"That's even more wrong. With General Bo Jichen being such a coward, even if there were terrorists, they would rather attack His Majesty than him. He wouldn't need His Majesty's escort ships at all!"

"Upstairs, that's not right. What's wrong with His Majesty? What do you mean that terrorists would rather attack His Majesty than Bo Jichen?"

"Explain yourself, what's wrong with our Emperor that makes the terrorists so hostile?"

"I'll answer that question. General Bo Jichen is more terrifying than terrorists. Anyone who dares to hit him will have to kill him. Otherwise, he could dig up your ancestors' graves for eighteen generations. Hitting him is just asking for death!"

Escorted by the escort ships and fighter jets, the spaceship arrived at the palace without any obstacles. The palace was under full alert, with live ammunition on guard.

Raylos waited at the palace gate before the warship even reached the capital planet, and it wasn't until noon that he saw the spaceship return.

He clenched his fists tightly, his eyes fixed on the approaching spaceship. Once the spaceship came to a stop, he rushed towards it, almost running.

When he arrived at the spaceship, the hatch opened, and he saw their child lying on Bo Jichen's arm, barefoot, with two thin little legs and a little bottom.

Bo Jichen, wearing military boots and a dark green combat uniform with his sleeves rolled up, walked towards Lei Luosi with a cub perched on his arm, head held high and chest out, the little ponytail on the back of his head swaying and pink hearts dangling from its tail.

As he watched it get closer and closer, just as he was about to stretch out his other arm for a big hug, he felt a warm sensation on his leg. The little human cub clinging to his arm had peed.

The clear, pale yellow water splashed all over his pants.

Bo Jichen's body stiffened, his steps faltered, and his expression changed drastically. He hurriedly reached for a diaper to cover his bottom, but before he could, a golden, runny stool splattered onto his arm.

Bo Jichen: "!!!!"

Damn it!

This troublesome human clashes with his birth chart, doesn't it?

Ever since he took over, ever since the first time he didn't have a diaper, he won't let me hold him when he has a diaper. He kicks his legs and cries as soon as he has one, and it's a dry, tearless cry.

The baby carrier doesn't lie down; it needs to be held to sleep, to drink milk, and to be held no matter what. It's like an accessory attached to the baby, impossible to remove.

For several days in a row, he hadn't slept well. His skin was dull and his eyes were bluish. When he finally arrived at the capital planet, he took a shower, changed into a handsome outfit, and put on the little heart-shaped hair accessory that his sweetheart had given him.

Then what?

Then what?

This wretched little human devil, who never pees or poops, did it the moment he saw his sweetheart.

He peed all over his pants, pulled on his arm, and made his whole bath a waste, turning him into a dragon covered in the stench of feces and urine...

The guards standing around the spaceship were on high alert, their eyes fixed on the little prince while inwardly cheering that the little prince had peed well and pooped wonderfully, hoping that next time he would poop Bo Jichen's face.

Bo Jichen held up a diaper, his purple eyes looking pitifully at his beloved as he walked in, and began to complain in a wronged tone, "Your Majesty... look, he peed..."

"What's wrong with him? You're not even putting a diaper on him?" Lei Luo interrupted him, pulling out a towel from his own space without even glancing at Bo Jichen. "General Bo Jichen, you're not even putting pants on him? Is this how you raise a child?"

Bo Jichen: "!!!!"

Did he refuse to let him put on pants?

He wasn't wearing pants when he took over.

It's just a small top and a diaper.

What does this have to do with him, this innocent dragon?

Bo Jichen watched as his darling wiped the little brat's bottom with a towel, desperately trying to explain and clear his name: "That's not it, it's because he doesn't wear diapers, it's because he doesn't wear pants..."

Before Bo Jichen could finish explaining and clearing his name, a towel was draped over his shoulder, used to wipe the bottom of that wretched human cub covered in poop.

Bo Jichen: "!!!!"

Doesn't this dragon, weighing tens of tons, have any pride?

How can you drape a towel with poop on your shoulder?

The Imperial Guard: "!!!!"

Wow, as expected, it is His Majesty who can keep the general in check.

Look, look! A towel covered in golden poop is draped over his shoulder, and he doesn't dare utter a sound. Serves him right!

Bo Jichen's eyes widened like eggs: "Your Majesty..."

Leilos has already taken out his second towel.

Bo Jichen's eyes widened like eggs, his pupils constricting: "Your Majesty, that towel in your hand is my washcloth..."

Leilos took the towel and gently wiped the little one's bottom with the same light and gentle movements as before, making sure the little one's bottom was clean and there wasn't a drop of poop. He then casually draped the towel over Bo Jichen's shoulder: "Here's your washcloth, here you go!"

With a loud bang.

Bo Jichen felt as if he had been struck by lightning.

He is no longer my beloved Da Longlong.

He's just a tool dragon, a tool dragon that's nothing.

After wiping the little one's bottom, Leilos took out a soft towel, wrapped the little one up, and carefully took him from Bo Jichen's arm into his arms.

The little cub in his arms opened its two dark eyes and giggled at Leilos. It was as cute, as soft and cuddly as could be!

Bo Jichen: "!!!!"

What's going on?

What's going on?

Is this a scheming kid?

Hey, why did his sweetheart turn around and leave without even calling him?

Is that all? Does he even have any standing in his family?

For several days in a row, Ruhou recovered almost completely and was about to break free from Yanliu's restraints.

Jiang Si, who had been resting with her eyes closed, suddenly opened them and looked at Ru Hou with piercing eyes: "What's the big deal? You want to leave already?"

Ruhou stared at Jiang Si, who hadn't eaten or drunk for days but still had a rosy complexion and exuded the fragrance of herbs: "Monster, you monster!"

Jiang Si's lips curled up slightly. She sat up straight, twisted her neck, stretched, and said in a way that was sure to infuriate people, "I'm a monster, I'm happy, I'm a monster, I'm proud."

"You want to leave? Fine, I'll grant your wish. Go ahead."

As soon as Jiang Si finished speaking, she put her hand on his shoulder, pulled him forcefully, and threw him aside. Then she said to Agares, who was falling from the sky, "Agares, this is one of the accomplices who stole your child. He's yours!"