Upon hearing this, Agares gripped the scabbard, his eyes lighting up with joy, and quickly followed Jiang Si: "The child has been found?"

Jiang Si glanced sideways and raised an eyebrow: "Hmm? The child has been found. Are you misunderstanding something? Jiang Dandan, explain it to him!"

Standing on Jiang Si's shoulder, Jiang Dandan had the body of a small dragon, a human head with tiny horns, a chubby little face, fair skin, and dark, mischievous eyes. She opened her mouth and said in a childish, babyish voice, "Agares, listen up! What my lovely and charming auntie means is that I'm taking you to kill the mastermind behind the kidnapping of the big cub."

"It didn't mean that the big baby was found. It also meant that you were following behind the big baby and didn't notice that the big baby had been kidnapped by a third party. How would my lovely and charming aunt and I have known?"

"Tell me, are you trying to drive us both crazy by not understanding what your lovely and charming auntie is saying?"

Agares: "..."

"Never mind, never mind, never mind!" Jiang Dandan sighed in a childish voice, leaned against its cute and charming aunt's head, hugged its little chest with its two front paws, and comforted it in a serious, childish voice: "It's not your fault, it's not your fault. It's the father's fault if the son is not taught. You are Bo Jichen's student. He didn't teach you well. It's all his fault. It's not your fault."

Agares: "..."

Ginger shreds: "..."

No wonder he's the son of a scoundrel; he's surpassed his master.

The Yangtze River's waves push the previous ones forward, and Bo Jichen will be swept away and killed on the beach.

Jiang Si silently gave Jiang Dandan a thumbs up, "Kid, well done!"

Jiang Dandan, with its sharp eyes, saw the adorable and charming auntie giving it a thumbs up and its two paws that were clasped around its chest. Instantly, it loosened its grip, straightened its body, and stretched out its paws to half-hug Jiang Si's head.

Following its momentum, the ginger shreds turned its head.

*smack smack smack*

Jiang Dandan gave Jiang Si three very loud kisses on the side of her face that Jiang Si had turned to.

He was incredibly servile and obsequious, completely lacking any dignity befitting a dragon.

Agares: "..."

After the kiss, Jiang Dandan, not wanting things to get any bigger or more infuriating, swung her dark little dragon tail at Agares.

It's totally like, "I'm going to make you unhappy, but you can't do anything about it," lol!

Jiang Si, who was originally giving a thumbs up, is now giving two thumbs up.

This brat perfectly captures the shameless, undignified, and infuriating nature of a dog. Even its father would have to admit defeat and call it Master Egg.

Agares: "..."

He narrowed his eyes, then reached back and pinched the little horn on Jiang Dandan's head, trying to lift it off his little wife's shoulder.

Jiang Dandan's smug little face froze, her dark eyes widened, and she opened her mouth with a fierce yet childlike tone: "Auntie, Agares pinched my little horns, it hurts so much!"

Jiang Si lifted her eyelids and looked at Agares: "What are you doing?"

Agares abruptly withdrew his hand, not daring to look Jiang Si in the eye, and guiltily denied it three times in a row: "I didn't, I was very gentle, I didn't use any force!"

Jiang Dandan, exuding a faint tea scent, cried out, "You're using too much force! You're trying to break my little corners and cripple me! Waaaaah!"

"I've become a little cripple. I'm no longer the cute and handsome little dragon baby in the eyes of those adorable and charming aunties. I'm not clean anymore, I'm not perfect anymore, sob sob sob~~"

Agares: "..."

This is just outrageous.

That's right, this is the teacher's child, his own child.

They're not exactly unrelated; they're practically identical dogs and identical tea.

Jiang Si, playing along with Jiang Dandan's acting, stopped in her tracks, cleared her throat, and said in a deep voice, "Agares, although my Dandan is the king of all beasts and has scales, making it look tough and thick-skinned, it has only been hatched for a few days and is still a cub!"

Jiang Dandan, acting as the straight man, said, "Yes, I'm still a weakling, a little cub you could crush with a single finger!"

“How fragile are the cubs? Don’t you know how fragile you are when you’re taking care of a baby?” Jiang Si continued to scold, “What if you pinch its little horns and break them?”

"Don't you know how strong an adult's hands are? You're pinching its little corners. I've been holding it in my hands and treating it like it's going to melt since it was an egg. I've been nurturing it with all my might every day."

"It shouldn't have hatched so early. It only hatched early because it was protecting me. I spent two whole months raising it to be this big, plump, and tender. And you just come up here and pinch it. That's going too far!"

"Yes, that's going too far!" Jiang Dandan repeated, picking up on the key point: "I'm just a little cub who's only a few days old. Do you think it's easy for my aunt to raise me to have some meat?"

"It's not easy. My lovely and charming aunt is worried about finding the murderer who kidnapped my baby and about my baby's safety, while also raising me. You can't empathize with the hardships she's endured. And you're still pinching my cheeks. Are you even my real uncle?"

Ginger shreds: "!!!!"

No wonder he's the son of a scoundrel.

This is a charade that turns black into white.

This is such a sophistry.

It has the same style as its father.

So cool! Absolutely awesome!

Agares felt like he'd stirred up a hornet's nest. His deep, unfathomable eyes flickered, and he said in a low voice, "I'm your uncle, I'll give you a good smothering?"

Jiang Dandan, ever the proud and aloof one, crossed her arms with her dragon claws, snorted through her nostrils, and tilted her little face away from Agares, saying disdainfully, "I don't want you, you bad guy!"

"Yes, I don't want you, you bad person!" Jiang Si nodded heavily. "Lingxi, get down and give us a ride!"

Lingxi, which was wrapped around Jiang Si's wrist, heard the shout, fell off her wrist, and transformed into a large black snake tens of meters long.

Jiang Si stepped onto the snake's tail and arrived at its head. She sat down cross-legged and pointed in a direction towards Lingxi. Lingxi smoothly twisted her snake body, moving swiftly as if in the deep sea.

Bad Guy + Agares: "!!!!"

He hurried after him, running along the road.

"Yay!" Jiang Dandan stood on Lingxi's head, patting her little chest with her tiny paws. Her dark eyes sparkled, and her chubby little face was full of praise: "My lovely and charming auntie, did you feel any better after scolding my useless dog uncle?"

Jiang Si pinched Jiang Dandan's little face: "It hasn't gone away yet, what are you going to do next?"

Jiang Dandan's little face was pinched until it was red, but she seemed not to feel any pain and whimpered sweetly. The dog, however, surpassed its master: "If my lovely and charming aunt's anger hasn't subsided, I'll continue to trick Uncle Dog!"

"Anyway, he's just like that stinky dragon, a tool of ours. When dealing with tools, there's no need to be polite. Torture them when necessary, train them when necessary, and just enjoy it!"

As a dragon destined to roam the stars and become a top-tier sea dragon king, one must master the classic quotes and routines of a scumbag dragon or a scumbag boyfriend.

As the saying goes... if you don't go to hell, who will? Let it go to hell, what are you thinking? These days, you'll be at a disadvantage if you don't go to hell.

Forget about "white lotus," "green tea," or "boyfriend tea"—as long as the tea is good and the whiteness is flavorful enough, it can conquer the entire galaxy.

"Okay, okay!" Jiang Si pinched Jiang Dandan, gave it a kiss, and used her healing mental power to smooth the red marks on its face. "Once we find the big cub, we'll be a good-for-nothing who doesn't fall in love, isn't influenced by others, and just lies around doing nothing."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Dandan's dark eyes gleamed with a wolfish light. Yes, yes, this was its ideal life: to be a top-tier Neptune, lying low and carefree, living a life of leisure and contentment. Just thinking about it made it feel wonderful.

"What are you still doing standing here?" After watching the video of his own child taking a bath, which Bo Jichen forwarded to him via his personal terminal, Lei Luo asked in a low voice to Bo Jichen, who was almost pressed against him.

Bo Jichen, shameless and brazen, said, "I will personally protect His Majesty and the little one's safety to prevent terrorist attacks or the theft of the child!"

"We must never repeat the mistakes of the eldest son!"

Leilos frowned, his disdain overflowing: "Ten cruisers patrol fifty miles outside the palace, and fifty fighter jets patrol thirty miles outside the palace 24 hours a day."

"50,000 guards are in the palace, 50,000 guards are outside the palace, the protective shield inside the palace has been opened, and there are three super warships patrolling outside the capital planet."

"All the guns and ammunition are loaded. What are you doing here? The military has been accumulating this for a year. As the acting marshal, shouldn't you be overseeing things now that you're back?"

Bo Jichen: "!!!!"

Love doesn't disappear.

Love can be transferred.

It's all over, completely and utterly over.

In the past, when people didn't have children, they longed for the idea that only with children could a family be complete and harmonious.

Now that he has a child, and only one of them is coming back, he's thinking he can still grab a corner of the 2.5-meter bed. When all three kids come back, if he can't grab a corner, he can at least make a makeshift bed on the floor in the room to be closer to his loved ones!

He had seen through it all. Once the three kids came back, there wouldn't be a place for him to sleep on the floor, let alone in his room!

"Honey, you don't love me anymore!" The defiant dragon, its expression instantly changing, squatted beside Leiluos's dragon throne, looking utterly pitiful and aggrieved: "I haven't seen you for almost a year, and I haven't even kissed you..."

Leilos lowered his head and lightly kissed the poor-looking Dalonglong's thin lips. He then took out a mini version of a chubby little green dragon hair ornament and replaced the small ornament on the back of Dalonglong's head with it.

Bo Jichen: "!!!!"

Did he have a problem with his sense of touch?

I felt like I was kissed.

Relos replaced the little pendant on the back of his head, patted his head like a dragon tamer, giving him a slap followed by a sweet treat: "Alright, alright, I also really want you by my side, but these are extraordinary times, and I really need you to stay and oversee the military!"

"You look the best when you're wearing your combat uniform, sitting in the command chair, directing everything with an imposing and composed air, and trampling the enemy under your feet! That's the look I love the most!"

Who doesn't love sweet dates with rainbow farts?

Especially when it's someone you like, shower them with compliments.

It tastes incredibly sweet, incredibly fragrant, and incredibly crunchy.

Bo Jichen was instantly overwhelmed with sweetness. Let alone sitting in charge, even if he were asked to conquer and unify the Abel Galaxy right now, he would be a dog if he hesitated for even a second.

On the federal capital planet, a jet-black serpent, covered in scales and tens of meters long, roamed the roads as if they were in an empty land, and swam in the deep sea.

It doesn't hurt people, it ignores people, and it avoids vehicles and aircraft.

It's like a proper walking tool.

Someone filmed the video and posted it on the federal website. Netizens who hadn't heard from the goddess for several days were excited when they saw the video, as if they had been injected with chicken blood: "Goddess, goddess! I saw the goddess sitting on that snake head. So cool, so handsome!"

"Hey, besides the goddess and the snake, there seems to be another person running down there. Doesn't he look like the goddess's useless husband, Marshal Agares?"

"To kill someone is to destroy their spirit. Look at what the person upstairs said. What do you mean by 'useless Marshal Agares'? He is far more useful than us."

"Compared to the goddess, he's utterly useless. The goddess must despise him, otherwise she wouldn't have let him run underground. Sure enough, the strong are nothing in front of the strong."

"But where are they going? The previous zombie news came out, and they've been completely wiped out."

"It seems like there are zombies and ghouls in addition to zombies. My god, even legendary species are appearing. This world is too fantastical. Will vampires and werewolves show up later?"

"If this continues, not to mention vampires and werewolves, time travel and rebirth, fantasy cultivation, and dragons flying all over the sky are all possible."

"The size of a black hole is as big as the size of your imagination. Just keep expanding your imagination. After all, a wave of your hand or a flick of your finger can destroy a planet. Werewolves, vampires, immortals, and fantasy are nothing compared to this!"

"Just let your imaginations run wild. I suddenly feel sorry for Marshal Agares. He's not as strong as his wife. Running around on the ground, it's obvious that his wife dislikes him!"

"Hurry, hurry, hurry!" Si Mubei, with her red hair in big waves, wearing a tight little dress, a fake C-cup, and 10-centimeter red high heels, had a steel cannon mounted on her shoulder, which she aimed at Gong Gong: "Gong Gong, don't force me to blast you, hurry up and take me to find my daughter."

Gong Gong pointed her pistol at him: "Don't force me to kill you. How would I know where my daughter is? I'm not familiar with the Federal Capital Star."

"You're really asking for death!" Si Mubei cocked his cannon with a clang: "Then I won't be polite, go die..."

"Alright, alright, alright, my daughter is here!" Yu Feifei interrupted them, opening her personal terminal: "Look, look at this road, she's riding a snake knight."

Si Mubei's expression changed faster than flipping through a book. She put away the cannon, tossed her long, red, wavy hair, and said with a queenly and charming air, "Old Gong, you should know this road, right?"

Gong Dingqing looked at it and said, "Let's get to know each other, let's hurry up and go, let's go quickly."

Wearing 10-centimeter high heels, Si Mubei followed Gong Gong swiftly, leading the stinky space pirates away from the Gong family to find their daughter.

The truly wise live in the city, while the lesser wise live in the mountains. As Chinese people, we can always readily apply the wisdom of the Chinese sages, and it never fails.

The superhumans following Jiang Si watched her arrive at the 1 million square meter national museum located in the center of the federal capital star, which has a history of over 500 years.

The solemn and imposing museum doors, which had been tightly closed, opened as Jiang Si stepped onto the first step. Immediately afterwards, countless Ru Hou figures dressed in white shirts, trousers, black leather shoes, and frameless glasses slowly emerged from the museum.

They walked in two rows, from top to bottom, until they came to Jiang Si. Their movements were synchronized. They spread their hands and said respectfully, "Welcome, Miss Jiang Si. If you want to know where your child is, only one person can enter at a time!"