Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Agares suddenly realized: "So you have His Majesty completely under your thumb. I always thought it was His Majesty who indulged you, which is why you are so lawless and even dogs would despise you!"
Bo Jichen was displeased and unhappy. He put his hands on his hips, then turned his back to the palace door and faced Agares: "What do you mean His Majesty indulges me? What do you mean even a dog would despise me?"
"We complement each other, we truly love each other. He's happy to pamper me, and I'm happy to be spoiled. Whoever is unhappy or upset, well, he can't get rid of me anyway, so he'll just have to put up with it!"
"And I've noticed something else: you seem to be unaware of your own place in the family!"
Agares looked at His Majesty the Emperor, lowered his eyelids slightly, and asked his teacher standing opposite him, "Do I still have any status in my family?"
"Oh dear!" Bo Jichen exclaimed, "You're not unaware of your position in the family, you are unaware of your position, but you're not putting it into practice!"
"You can't do that. You have to learn from me. I know my place in the family very well. I have no place at all. What can I do if I have no place? I just have to be a tool, a brick, to serve my dears and all of you!"
"Of course, I'm unwilling to serve others, but I'm willing to serve my darling. But you know me, I'm the kind of person who never wants to suffer a loss!"
"I'll serve you well so I can get my revenge on you. You need to learn to play the victim and act cute when appropriate. Even if you're very capable, you need to be affectionate and soft-hearted when necessary!"
"To give another example, my eldest daughter, your wife, isn't she amazing? When she first married you, and after you two weren't arguing, she was so gentle and knew how to be charming!"
"That's what you call being soft when you need to be soft and hard when you need to be hard, it varies from person to person. You can't be like that, you can't even bend a mortar!"
Agares nodded slightly, and said seriously, "The teacher is right. Today I will kneel on durians and washboards to learn to be shameless!"
"That's more like it!" Bo Jichen pulled out two large durians and a metal washboard from his spatial storage, handing them to Agares: "Here, take this, it's a tool for admitting your mistake!"
Agares took the durian and washboard and put them into his spatial storage: "Thank you, teacher. Teacher, may I ask you a question?"
Bo Jichen was smugly pleased that he had managed to bend his steely-straight student so much, and even his speech became much lighter: "Ask me any questions you may have!"
Agares' lips curled slightly: "Teacher, if His Majesty heard what you said to me today, how would you appease him?"
Bo Jichen didn't even think about it: "Just shamelessly coax me, what else can I do!"
Agareston paused for a moment: "What kind of shameless coaxing is that? Can you be more specific?"
Bo Jichen smiled and pointed to his head: "Little Agares, baby, some things can only be understood, not explained!"
"You were so smart when you were little. You would always answer me with a sweet, serious tone, even if I said something wrong. How come you've become so stupid now?"
"Let me tell you, if you keep acting like this, you'll lose your wife and kids. Even if you cry then, I won't be able to help you!"
Agares understood: "I see, I've remembered the method you mentioned, teacher!"
"Just write it down..."
"I've also memorized the method General Bo Jichen mentioned!"
Leilos's gentle voice interrupted Bo Jichen's smug words.
With a loud bang.
Bo Jichen struck him like a bolt from the blue, leaving him scorched and numb. He dared not turn around, his pupils dilated, staring at Agares, "You, you, you, you wicked disciple, you tricked me!"
Agares took a step back: "Teacher, I already warned you to say less, but you wouldn't listen. You can't blame me for this!"
"You, you, you..." Bo Jichen was so angry that he wanted to smash Agares's head: "You, you tricked me here. If you put this much effort into your wife, what kind of wife couldn't you win back?"
"Ugh, you're so infuriating! It's all your fault! I was trying to teach you, I exaggerated on purpose, using my sweetheart and me as examples. My sweetheart and I never argue!"
Agares watched as His Majesty the Emperor of the Empire walked in through the door, bowed slightly to greet him, and asked Bo Jichen, "Teacher, I believe what you say, but I don't know if His Majesty believes it!"
"My darling definitely believes..."
“I definitely don’t believe it!” Leilos interrupted Bo Jichen: “General Bo Jichen, you’re very lucky. The 200,000-strong Imperial Guard needs training. Since you have some free time, go train them. I have to go back and take care of official business!”
Bo Jichen's pupils suddenly constricted, and he quickly caught up with Lei Luo: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the Imperial Guard has 200,000 men. They can train themselves. They don't need me."
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, please listen to my explanation... please let me explain, explain it to me..."
Leilos quickened his pace, ignoring all explanations and not waiting for Bo Jichen.
Bo Jichen quickened his pace, mentally greeting the Agares family, but then he realized that the Agares family included him and Qinqin, so he withdrew his greeting and only greeted Agares alone.
Agares watched them leave, and as he was wondering how to get in, he heard Jiang Si shouting loudly, "Someone, someone, someone come quick!"
Agares dashed inside, but before she even reached the front, she heard her baby boy crying loudly and rapidly.
When the Agares rushed into the house, they saw Jiang Si holding a diaper in one hand and poop on the other, looking completely lost, not knowing where to throw the diaper or where to wipe the poop off her hands!
Agares paused, a smile involuntarily creeping onto his lips.
Hearing the voice and seeing Agares, Jiang Si's eyes lit up, and she hurriedly called out, "Agares, your son pooped, and it's runny poop! He pooped all over my hand! What are you standing there for? Hurry up and clean it up!"