Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Agares wasn't stunned; he simply felt that the scene was too beautiful, a scene he had never imagined in the thousands of scenarios he had envisioned.
Agares's smile didn't fade. He lifted his foot and walked towards Jiang Si, casually taking the diaper off her hand and pulling out a wet wipe to wipe Jiang Si's hand.
Jiang Si is the biological mother, but she's extremely disgusted with her own child. Her hands are covered in poop, and she holds them out straight, as if afraid the poop will stick to her.
Agares didn't mind getting dirty at all. He held her wrist and wiped her hand with wet wipes one after another, getting his own hands covered in the dirt as if nothing had happened.
After wiping the poop off her hands, Jiang Si shook them off and said, "You take care of him, I'm going to wash my hands!"
Before Agares could even reply, he had already run to the bathroom, closed the door, and heard the noise.
Agares wiped the poop off her hands and went to clean up the black-eyed baby boy. When she cleaned him up, he stopped crying.
The golden-eyed baby girl sat in the corner, her big eyes wide open, holding a milk bottle in her hand, looking at the black-eyed baby with a blank expression, as if to say, "Well done."
The baby boy's poop was a little loose, so Agares first wiped his bottom with wet wipes, then cleaned and dried it, applied powder, put on a diaper, dressed him in pants, and placed him aside.
Then take the baby girl with golden eyes who is drinking milk out and put her with the baby boy. Then clean up the place where they are sitting, take out the mat that is soiled with poop and put a clean one on top.
Then they carried the two children inside. The golden-eyed baby girl finished her milk, let out a little burp, and called out in a babyish voice to Agares, who was tidying up, "Papa...Papa..."
Agares paused while packing, looked at the golden-eyed baby girl, and asked softly, "Little one, are you calling for Daddy?"
"Smack!"
The golden-eyed baby girl swung her hand and slapped the black-eyed baby boy. The boy was startled, his mouth agape, "Daddy...Daddy...Daddy..."
Agares' heart melted completely as she looked at her two little darlings: "Didn't I tell you two? You have to call me 'Mommy' first!"
"Do you see Mommy? When you see Mommy, you have to call out 'Mommy,' you have to call out 'Mommy' first, okay?"
The golden-eyed baby girl has fair and chubby little faces with no expression. She stares at the black-eyed baby, as if saying, "Call me, call me! Hurry up and call me!"
The dark-eyed baby boy turned his head to look at her, his mouth pouting, looking aggrieved, and stopped making a sound or even whimpering.
The two babies stared at each other, neither willing to give in, neither looking away, as if they were locked in a battle of wills.
Agares wanted to poke the two babies, but he hadn't finished tidying up and hadn't disinfected his hands yet. So he could only bend down, lean in, and kiss each of them to speed up his tidying up.
The two babies, who had been kissed, seemed to have been freed. One went to grab a toy, while the other moved and crawled, leaned to the side, lifted his little leg, and looked at the ceiling.
Jiang Si took a shower and washed her hands, scrubbing them repeatedly. After finishing, she put on clean clothes, opened the door, and felt that her hands still smelled of something, as if they weren't clean. She kept smelling them.
Agares's place has been cleaned up. All the windows in the room are open, and it's clean and refreshing. Apart from the smell of milk, there's no smell of urine or stench at all, as if the urine had been there half an hour ago and it was just an illusion.
"Why haven't you left yet?" Jiang Si was just like a heartless woman who would deny everything after getting out of bed and putting on her clothes. The other person had put away the child properly and cleaned the house, but seeing that the other person was still in the house, she started telling them to get out.
Agares remained calm and composed, pulling out a notebook and handing it to her: "These are some things the two children should pay attention to. You can take a look!"
Jiang Si reached out and took the notebook. She flipped through it casually. The flamboyant handwriting made her head spin. It listed things like when she would drink milk, when she would pee, when she would poop, when she would be let out for fresh air, and when she would play with Lingxi.
"Didn't he just poop a few hours ago? How come he pooped again?" Jiang Si, holding her notebook and looking exasperated, pointed at the baby with black eyes: "Doesn't the notebook record that he only poops once a day? How come he pooped twice today?"
Agares said, "He sometimes poops twice a day. I checked the color and consistency of his poop, and it's within the normal range!"
Did you check the color of his poop?
How do I check?
Hold it up in your hand to look at it?
Isn't that disgusting?
Jiang Si felt that the smell on her hands had become even stronger.
"The water for making formula should be around 40 degrees Celsius, not too high!" Agares said as he went to the place where the formula was kept. "The water here is around 45 degrees Celsius. When you've made the formula, test it on your hand and let it cool down a bit before giving it to them!"
"It's 4 o'clock now. Before 5 o'clock, each person needs to drink 150 to 200 milliliters of water. After drinking the water, they will play until 6 o'clock in the evening."
"I take them to bathe at 6 o'clock. The two kids will play in the water. They'll be bathed before 7:00. After they're done, they'll play for a while. Around 7:15, I'll make them milk powder. After they drink it, I'll tell them stories for half an hour. They'll go to sleep at 7:45."
"They will sleep until between 12:00 and 2:00 in the morning. I will get up to change their diapers, give each of them 200 ml of milk, and then coax them to sleep. They can sleep until 6:30 the next morning!"
Jiang Si's head was getting bigger and bigger, and she was getting more and more confused as she listened to the numbers. She stared at Agares with a gloomy expression and said, "Your house is so big, where are the nannies, the maternity nurses, and the childcare workers? Send them over! There can't be none of them!"
Right, right? She read a whole library of novels, and they were all written like this: domineering CEOs and emperors had children, and there were nannies, maternity nurses, infant care specialists, wet nurses, and early childhood educators—several people taking care of one child.
What... Agares didn't see anything here. There are so many idle people in the palace, they couldn't possibly not be able to afford to hire someone.
Agares took in Jiang Si's expression: "His Majesty took care of the child before, but I've been taking care of him for the past few months. I've done everything for the child, from eating and drinking to toileting and washing!"
Jiang Si's lips twitched: "You're taking care of both of them by yourself?"
Agares nodded: "Yes, I'll take care of them both and you all by myself. All three of you are very well-behaved and don't cause any trouble!"
"Well-behaved?" Jiang Si thought of her own father pulling her hand and questioned, "You said they're easy to take care of and very well-behaved?"
Agares affirmed, "Yes, they are both very well-behaved and easy to manage!"
Jiang Si, a new mother, has a baby who is almost 8 months old and has never properly taken care of the baby for a single day. Yes, her baby looks pretty, fun, and well-behaved, but when the baby poops on her hand, the baby is not well-behaved or cute at all.
Jiang Si pointed to the two children who were playing: "Can they sleep with me now?"
Agares glanced at the time: "No, it's not their sleeping time now. They won't sleep. We have to wait until after 7 o'clock!"
Jiang Si's eyes lit up: "They won't sleep with me now, they want to wait until 7:00. So if I take them out of the palace for a walk and they get tired, will they be able to sleep through the night without waking up and without needing to be nursed?"