I Rely on Birthing Babies to Become Popular Across the Interstellar

Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.

The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...

Chapter 1377 The hunt was cut in two; unable to defeat Yan Liu, he was crushed like a dog.

The hunt has ended?

Was it broken by lightning?

He's so weak.

Jiang Si threw off the covers, rolled out of bed, and jumped directly from the second floor in her pajamas.

"Master, Master, over here!" Yanliu saw her jump down and waved to her from a distance: "Over here, come here quickly, come here quickly!"

Jiang Si walked barefoot and hurried to Yan Liu's side. Following Yan Liu's hand, she saw a large pit more than ten meters deep in the melon field. Inside the pit, a game carcass was broken in two and stuck at the bottom.

Above their heads, lightning continued to crisscross, and Lingxi was still being struck, struggling, twisting, and screaming in pain, but Jiang Si could neither hear its cries nor see its twisting.

Lingxi could only endure being struck by lightning, pitiful and feeling that her life was so bitter, that she was the most tragic snake!

"It's broken." Jiang Si clicked her tongue. "Broken in the middle!"

Yanliu squatted in front of the pit and nodded: "Yes, it was broken in the middle. I remember there is a saying among humans that if the waist is not good, the kidneys are not good. If the kidneys are not good, the man is basically useless, right, right, Master?"

Jiang Si pulled down her nightgown and squatted down by the pit. "That's right, not just humans, but also beastmen, merfolk, and all male animals. If your back is bad, it means your kidneys are bad. If your kidneys are bad, what kind of man are you!"

Yan Liu let out a loud roar that echoed into the pit: "So, Master, are you going to be my sister after the hunt?"

The hunter in the pit: "???"

Jiang Si's voice wasn't quiet either: "He's broken in the waist, so when he grows up, his back and kidneys will definitely be bad. He can probably only be your sister now!"

The hunter in the pit: "..."

Thank you. No need, absolutely not.

He broke it, but his back is fine.

Yan Liu laughed wildly: "Wow, that's great, that's really great! Hunt you down, did you hear me? We're sisters now!"

The hunter, who had broken in two in the pit, tumbled over the mud in the pit and covered Yan Liu in it.

Yan Liu didn't care. She patted the dirt off her clothes and laughed even louder and more arrogantly, as if she was afraid that others wouldn't hear her mockery.

Hunt: "..."

Jiang Si yawned: "Alright, Hunting, you stay in the mud for a while. I'm going to brush my teeth, wash my face, and change my clothes. I'll come back to serve you!"

Yanliu's laughter stopped abruptly, and she suggested, "Master, let's bury him first, the earth will gather energy."

“Okay, bury him first, then dig him up later!” Jiang Si raised an eyebrow: “I’m going back now!”

"Alright!" Yan Liu suddenly stood up, stomped her foot on the ground, and with a whoosh, dirt flew up, burying the hunter in the pit.

After burying it, Yanliu jumped onto the pit, stepping on the mud, and said to the hunter, "You little brat, you broke the contract with me without saying a word. Stay in the pit and be good, you little broken knife, hmph!"

The hunter in the pit: "..."

After Yanliu finished humming, she picked two melons, humming a little tune, and returned to Abel Manor.

Jiang Si brushed her teeth, washed her face, took a shower, changed into clean clothes and shoes, and went into the kitchen. She found all kinds of vegetables and meats in the refrigerator.

Jiang Si selected the vegetables and meats she wanted, placed them in the sink, opened her personal computer, and ordered various kidney-tonifying foods from the online store.

Bull penis, tiger penis, deer penis, deer blood, deer antler, donkey meat, oysters, and so on—a whole host of things believed to have aphrodisiac and kidney-tonifying properties.

Moreover, all the orders were expedited, and I paid double the price so that they could ship them sooner and I could receive them within two hours.

After placing the order, Jiang Si tied on an apron and started cooking rice and porridge.

Once the rice is cooked in the pot, start washing the vegetables and meat, stewing various kinds of meat, braising various kinds of meat, stir-frying various kinds of vegetables, and preparing various kinds of complementary foods for children.

According to the parenting books she was reading, babies can start eating complementary foods at six or seven months old. Her baby was already eight months old and was still only drinking milk. She thought that milk alone was enough nutrition, so she should add complementary foods appropriately.

She made more than a dozen kinds of complementary foods suitable for children, such as vegetable and meat porridge, fish and vegetable porridge, shrimp puree, liver puree, etc., and packed them into a food box.

The stewed meat was sliced ​​and plated, and the braised meat was scooped out and put into food storage containers. There were more than a dozen containers. There was no rice, only porridge. In addition to the porridge for the children, two large bowls of plain porridge were also served.

"Are you eating?" Jiang Si asked Yan Liu, who was sitting at the table. "Can you eat rice and vegetables?"

Yanliu swallowed hard: "Eat, you can eat it, Master!"

When Jiang Si heard that she could eat a lot, she laid out ten dishes and a soup in front of her, including braised abalone, stewed beef, braised pork, braised shrimp, boiled fish, stir-fried radish, bok choy, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and so on: "Try it and see if it suits your taste!"

The aroma of meat and vegetables wafted through the air. Yanliu picked up her chopsticks and said, "These are all for me? Then I won't be polite, Master. Oh my god, I used to always be envious when I watched you eat. Now, it's finally my turn to eat."

Jiang looked at her with a smile: "It's all for you. It's all for you. If you like it, I'll make it for you every day so you can have something fresh to eat every day!"

"Thank you, Master!" Yanliu smiled sweetly, her chopsticks landing directly on the meat. She picked up a large piece of stewed beef and put it into her mouth.

As a tree, her roots have tasted dead cats, dead dogs, dead chickens, and corpses before, but this is the first time she has ever tasted cooked meat.

The flavorful beef is incredibly delicious, with a rich meaty aroma that is a thousand times better than any dead cat, dog, chicken, or duck.

Jiang Si put the baby food for the two children in the box, hesitated for a moment, then packed two meat dishes and one vegetable dish for Agares and took it out to the butler.

Just then, the various kidney-tonifying ingredients she had bought arrived—dozens of kilograms of fresh kidney-tonifying ingredients in a large box.

Jiang Si carried the ingredients into the kitchen, while the steward carried the food for the young prince, boarded a flying vehicle, and went to the military headquarters.

The fresh ingredients, bloody and pungent, were so different when they were killed and slaughtered on the spot. Ginger slices were washed one by one. After washing them, Yanliu finished eating, burped, and asked, "Master, do you need my help?"

Jiang Si waved her hand: "I don't need your help. Go outside and see what kind of watermelons, cantaloupes, apples, oranges are available. Pick whatever you like."

"While you're at it, check how our furnace construction is going. And while you're at it, dig out the hunted animal, give it a wash, and give it a good beating tonight!"

Yanliu: "Yes, Master, I'll go right away!"

After Yanliu left, Jiangsi started simmering soups, all kinds of kidney-tonifying soups.

Start stewing the meat, all kinds of large chunks of meat.

The deacon arrived at the military headquarters, having informed Agares beforehand, and went straight in, carrying a box containing food, into the military building.

The entire military headquarters building knew immediately that Princess Jiang had delivered food to the Marshal.

So the past two days have been all about "a beating is a sign of affection, a scolding is a sign of love," and "fighting makes us love each other even more."

Sure enough, the Marshal and the baby didn't leave last night, so lunch was delivered today.

Now military units all have canteens, with a standard daily meal of four dishes and a soup, plus two kinds of fruit to choose from.

With the marshal here, he certainly won't go hungry.

Prince Jiang even sent someone to deliver food to him. They were so envious and jealous. Did they also want to eat the food cooked by the prince?

The two 8-month-old babies are easy to take care of; they can crawl and babble.

Moreover, one child is very active, while the other is aloof.

The aloof one would lounge on the sofa, lying on the soft carpet, gazing at the sky outside for an hour or two, until he got sleepy and fell asleep.

The active one plays by itself, laughs by itself, and when it gets tired, it climbs up to the aloof one and leans against it to sleep.

It whines when it peees, when it needs to poop, when it's thirsty, and when it's hungry, but it never cries or makes a fuss.

It didn't affect Agares's official duties at all. In fact, it made the other military personnel who came to Agares's office feel their hearts soften and their eyes widen. Their minds were filled with endless thoughts of stealing him home, stealing him home, stealing the little prince home.

Because they were obsessed with stealing the little prince home, they were all scolded by Agares for their work-related issues.

The person who was being scolded was overjoyed and went outside to discuss: "The little prince is so cute, really so cute. That golden-eyed baby has two little pigtails on his head and a little crown. Oh my god, it's such a mini crown!"

"No, no, no, Black-Eyed Baby is good. Black-Eyed Baby can smile. He smiles at me. When I first went in, those two babies were playing by the French windows. When they heard the sound, they turned their heads and smiled. I felt like I was going to die right then and there."

"Yes, yes, Black-Eyed Babies always smile. If it weren't for the Marshal, I would have rushed over and stolen them home. How could there be such adorable babies?"

"Babies conceived naturally seem to be more agile, lively, and aloof than babies conceived in a breeding center."

"I've noticed it too. The Marshal's two babies are like two little elves. Their eyes are so pure, their skin is so white, and they're so chubby."

"I think those two little babies weigh at least 20 pounds. They have such chubby little hands, arms, and feet. They're so cute, so adorable."

"Yes, their lovely Marshal is keeping a close eye on them. If I even glance at them, they'll scold me. Oh dear, I have to find an excuse to go see them again."

After failing to find an excuse three times, the group saw the butler from Abel Manor arrive carrying a huge lunchbox, and they could no longer hide the obvious envy, jealousy, and hatred in his eyes.

Agares never expected to have his own meal. He thought there would only be supplementary food for his two cubs. Seeing his own food made him feel as happy as the clear blue sky outside.

The two cubs smelled the aroma, climbed up and sat up side by side, their eyes fixed on Agares like little animals waiting to be fed.

Agares opened the lunchbox, about to feed the two cubs, when his personal terminal rang. It was He Yan calling. He had called about once every 10 days on average, just to check on the cubs.

Agares answered the video call, pointing it at the two cubs. The golden-eyed baby looked at the video and stammered, "Bug...bug...bug..."

He Yan's eyes lit up instantly, even through the screen: "Little one, you can talk now! Are you calling me?"

The golden-eyed baby, in a childish, broken voice, said, "Insect...insect...call me insect..."

He Yan almost jumped up through the screen: "Baby is really calling me, baby, what do you need? I'll get it for you."

"Want...insects...insects..."

Agares felt a complicated mix of emotions when he heard his child ask for an insect, so he interrupted their conversation: "Your Majesty Heyan, it's time. The child needs to eat. We'll talk again next time!"

"Wait, wait, wait..."

Amidst his shouts, Agares severed the optical computer.

He Yan: "!!!!"

He didn't dare to call, since they had agreed that he could only make a maximum of three calls a month.

The duration of the communication was determined by Agares.

However, he did screen record; he recorded every time he talked to his son.

He could see through the screen recording that the golden-eyed cub called him in a childish voice, "Chongchong," and that his golden-eyed cub could already talk.

That's right... Jiang Jiang appeared, and the baby started talking. It's probably the natural bond and fate between mother and daughter. After he finishes dealing with those rebellious insects, he'll go see the baby.

The ginger slices were dried until 2 o'clock. Various kidney-tonifying soups and dishes were prepared and stored in airtight containers. They can be kept for a long time without spoiling and will retain their original flavor.

After packing all the ginger slices into a bag and putting them in the storage space, I smelled the cooking fumes on myself, took another shower, changed into my work clothes, and came out.

Yanliu has already dug out the hunting grounds. The poor, thousands-year-old blade has been split in two, right in the middle of the blade. If you were to calculate it using a human body, it would indeed have broken at the waist.

The furnace room was ready, and the charcoal fire was already lit. The coal fire was burning extremely brightly, and once inside, the room felt very warm.

Hunting was thrown onto the board, much like a tiger fallen into a pit, bullied by Yanliu and Jiangsi, and he couldn't even make a sound.

Various kinds of iron, various kinds of steel, all sorts of random things. Jiang Si picked and chose, but felt that none of them were suitable. Perhaps it was because these steels and irons were too new, and the hunting was too old, so they were not suitable to be stuck on him.

"Scales, scales!" Yanliu reminded Jiangsi, "Master, scales, scales, spirit stream scales!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as she finished speaking, the hunter, who had been lying on the board, sprang up and went to cut down the willow.

Fortunately, Yan Liu dodged quickly, and the knife didn't hit her: "Hunter, let me tell you, don't think that just because you're broken, I won't dare to hit you. Look at you now, ordinary steel can't penetrate your body. Only scales, and the Spirit Stream scales are hard enough that they won't break even when struck by lightning, and there will only be a slight burnt smell."

Hunting cannot be done silently; it can only be done through actions, such as killing Yanliu.

However, now that he's broken in two, he's no match for Yan Liu.

Enraged, Yan Liu kicked him back onto the board, pressed him down with one hand, and pounded him with the other: "You bastard, if you try to cut me again, I'll kick you into three pieces, you believe me?"

The tiger that was hunted fell into the plains and was bullied by dogs. Its body was split in two. Its mental strength level was not high enough, and its energy was not enough. It could not transform into a human and could not defeat Yan Liu.

Upon hearing this, Jiang Si acted decisively, grabbing a large iron hammer and handing it to Yan Liu: "Here, take this big iron hammer, don't be shy. Now you hammer him, and I'll call Bo Jichen to cut some dragon bones off his body!"