Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
"Wait!" The queen-like Yan Liu stepped in front of Jiang Si, blocking her way, and placed her slender finger on Jiang Dandan's forehead as he rushed over: "Little Dandan, why are you so eager to save the hunter? Have you forgotten your original intention to become the Sea Dragon King?"
Jiang Dandan jumped eight feet high: "Wh...what? Who wants to be the Dragon King of the Sea? Who wants to be the Dragon King of the Sea? Who? I don't know anything about this?"
How did Yanliu know about its grand dream and the magnificent goal it would dedicate its life to? Did it remember that it didn't say it aloud?
Could it be that Yanliu has the ability to read minds?
No way?
Is this really necessary? If the beautiful Sister Yanliu can read minds, then it's practically invisible in front of her.
Heavens above, earth below!
No, no, please don't let her have the ability to read minds.
Jiang Si took a step back, stood to the side, and glanced at the sky. Lingxi was quite resistant to lightning strikes; she was still being struck by lightning in the sky.
If this continues for a few more days, it will definitely undergo a qualitative transformation that will blow people's minds.
Agares stood next to Jiang Si, pushing his two children in a stroller. The four of them looked like four bystanders, spectators watching a play, observing the dragon and the tree in front of them.
"You, you!" Yan Liu teased Jiang Dandan like she was playing with a willow twig: "It's you, you shameless, shameless little lickslinger! Your grand and lofty goal is to walk among a sea of flowers without a single petal sticking to you!"
"What beautiful women, what handsome men, what beautiful beasts—they all have to be kept in your pond for you to watch and play with, don't you think?"
"No, no, how could that be!" Jiang Dandan refused to admit it to the death, waving her little hands like fans: "I'm not that kind of person, do I look like that kind of person?"
“Beautiful and generous Fairy Sister Yanliu, look at me, look at me. Don’t be fooled by my big size, I’m only 8 months old.”
"Strictly speaking, I'm still a cub, a cub. A cub is ignorant and naive. How could I possibly have such lofty and grand goals and ideals? Impossible, impossible!"
Dad, she really can read minds!
No, no, she really can read minds. It can't think right now, it can't think about anything.
Otherwise, if she really knew about her grand and ambitious goal and told her father, he, being such a devoted person, would definitely be very angry and disappointed to know that she wanted to open a fishpond and become the Dragon King of the Sea.
If Dad gets angry, then Dragon Dad will definitely get angry.
Dad won't hit it, but Dragon Dad will beat it!
Waaah, for the sake of my own life, I'll resolutely refuse to admit it!
"Really?" The aloof and queenly thief Yanliu questioned, "You're a cub, a cub that's only eight months old?"
Jiang Dandan nodded like a chick pecking at rice: "Yes, yes, I'm a baby that's only 8 months old. I'm innocent, I'm naive, I'm cute, and I don't know anything!"
"I see!" Yanliu said, suddenly realizing, "I was just trying to remind you, a boy who looks about thirteen or fourteen, that if you want to go out and play, don't bother repairing your sword!"
Jiang Dandan exclaimed, looking completely bewildered: "What do you mean by 'don't talk nonsense'?"
Yan Liuqian poked its little forehead with her delicate fingers again: "Little darling, are you stupid or crazy? Can you use your little brain and think about it properly? If you fix the Hunter and he becomes human again, you'll have another father. Will your dream of becoming the Sea Dragon King still come true?"
Ginger shreds: "!!!!"
Oh ho, Yanliu will take revenge anytime, anywhere.
See, this is what happens if you don't offend a female.
Jiang Si raised an eyebrow and glanced at Agares!
Agares: "..."
The two children each held a big apple; one was playing with it, and the other was munching on it.
Jiang Dandan's alarm bells rang loudly, and she felt that this made sense.
Daodao really cares about it.
Yan Liu watched as Jiang Dandan's face changed endlessly, and then said lightly, "Who is the Hunter? He's an old knife who's thousands of years old. He's killed more people and drunk more blood than you've ever encountered since you were born."
"You think he's the only one with consciousness? No, a divine sword like his that recognizes its master has had consciousness for thousands of years, but the time wasn't right for it to become a human."
"So what if it's broken? If you cut the dragon bone and fix it, he'll become a human again. You, his little savior, will be eternally grateful and follow him wherever you go. You'll just be giving yourself a new dad, right?"
Jiang Dandan: "..."
That seems to make sense.
but……
"We still have to fix him!" Jiang Dandan shook her head, completely unmoved by Yan Liu's charm and deception, and said firmly, "Let him become a human again, we can't let him break!"
Daodao is its temporary fiancé. In any case, it was Daodao who initially brought him into the marriage, so he should see things through to the end.
At least we should fix him now and turn him back into a human. We can deal with the rest later. Anyway, his heart to be the Dragon King of the Sea will never change.
At worst, we can bewitch or fool Daodao later, and the two of us can become the Dragon Kings of the Sea together. We can even have our own fishponds and provide cover for each other.
Seeing its unwavering determination, Yanliu raised her voice: "Little lickslinger, are you sure?"
Jiang Dandan nodded emphatically: "I'm sure, I'm certain, I definitely will!"
"Alright then, come with me!" Yan Liu took a step forward and waved.
Jiang Si glanced again at Lingxi, who was still being struck by lightning in the sky. Her huge body seemed to have grown even longer from the lightning strike, twisting like an earthworm. Judging from this, she could at least hold on for three to five days. Not bad, not bad. As expected of the giant snake that was brought from ancient Earth to the Abel Galaxy and mutated, it is indeed resistant to lightning strikes.
Lingxi: "..."
Jiang Si said to Agares, "You take the child inside first, I'll go fix the knife!"
Agares nodded: "Alright, just let me know if you need anything!"
Jiang Si took a step forward, waved to him, and indicated that she knew.
Jiang Dandan followed Yan Liu like a lackey, wanting nothing more than to stick to her legs and cling tightly to her thighs, completely forgetting who was the one who was repairing the knife.
This egg, concern makes things complicated.
I didn't expect it to be so unique in its approach to hunting.
A lot of coal was piled up in the furnace room.
The furnace was full of them, but they weren't lit.
Jiang Dandan went into the furnace room and started looking for Daodao. After searching around without finding her, she asked, "Beautiful Fairy Yanliu, where is my Daodao!"
Yan Liu suddenly felt a sharp pain in her teeth. Listen to what they mean by "my little rascal"?
This is nothing! The knife already belongs to them!
The stench of love is indeed both sour and foul.
Being love-struck is a bad thing.
Beautiful on her own, only for money, for her master—how cool is that?
"It's in the stove!" Yan Liu pointed casually and made up a story. "Where else could it be, right?"
Without suspicion, Jiang Dandan peeked out from inside the stove, reached in, and used a pair of fire tongs to rummage through the fire.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Yanliu quickly stopped her: "Why are you poking at it? It's in the furnace, the fire hasn't been lit yet, it hasn't burned yet, aren't you going to fix it!"
“Knife… Oh, right, right!” Jiang Dandan’s hand holding the fire tongs hadn’t actually pulled the knife out of the stove, but she still pretended to bury it further into the charcoal, trying to make the unseen predator inside even more secure.
Jiang Si walked into the furnace room and, in front of Jiang Dandan, took out the Broken Hunting Spear from her own space.
Jiang Dandan saw the Hunter broken in two, holding fire tongs in her hand, her eyes wide like eggs, and her babyish voice turned sharp: "The Hunter is broken! When did it break? It was fine when I left, only the crack wasn't broken!"
"He broke it after you left!" Yan Liu said lightly, "It split in two, right at the waist!"
Jiang Dandan: "???"
Why did I hear something inappropriate from Sister Tianxian Yanliu, something about getting on the highway?
No way, no way, Sister Yanliu is so beautiful, she couldn't possibly be on the highway, right?
“That’s right!” Jiang Si’s hands and mouth were busy, teasing Jiang Dandan while drawing lightning fire into the furnace: “The part that was broken by the hunter was the waist. After it is repaired, the waist may not be completely healed.”
"Egg Boy, it's really hurtful for a man to have a bad back. So please be understanding and don't hurt his feelings. Don't look down on him!"
Hunt: "..."
He's not dead yet.
He was broken in two, and he was conscious of it.
Jiang Dandan: "!!!!"
Sister Tianxian Yanliu wasn't driving at high speed; she was seriously telling it that nagging would hurt its back.
The lovely and charming auntie also reminded it that nagging would damage its back, and even if it was repaired, its back wouldn't be very good.
It's alright, it's alright. I'll go back and rummage through my memory. I should be able to find some prescription for tonifying his kidneys!
A bad back is a minor issue. The most important thing now is to fix it and restore it to its former self. As for the rest, we can always use traditional Chinese medicine to treat the underlying condition. If it has to work harder later, we can just find it various kidneys.
Jiang Dandan patted her chest and said, "I don't mind at all! In my heart, Daodao is second only to my dad, a lovely and charming auntie, and the two little ones are Sister Yanliu's!"
Upon hearing this, Yan Liu clicked her tongue inwardly. This little dragon cub, with his sweet little mouth, is so charming. No wonder a knife that only knows how to kill and drink blood would fall for it and break its contract with her.
Jiang Si waved her hand at Jiang Dandan: "If you don't mind, then move aside!"
Jiang Dandan's voice was both sweet and crisp: "Okay!"
The furnace had been lit by lightning, and the charcoal inside began to burn.
The room gradually warmed up.
Jiang Dandan stood to the side, barely daring to breathe, staring intently at the stove one moment and at the knife that had been split in two the next.
A pair of black eyes darted around, never still for a moment, like a thief pondering something.
As time passed, the fire in the stove burned brighter and brighter, and the temperature rose higher and higher. Jiang Si stuffed the two halves of the hunted animal into the stove.
The speed and rudeness of the movement almost made Jiang Dandan's eyes pop out. Under its gaze, Daodao was enveloped in charcoal.
Jiang Dandan dared not speak or ask, not knowing how long Daodao would burn, so she just stood there watching the stove and waited.
My eyes were getting tired from waiting, so I blinked and turned around to rest. There I saw my lovely and charming aunt and fairy sister sitting on chairs, drinking chilled watermelon juice and red wine, and eating chilled grapes and small roasted meat.
Between the two of them was a small stand, under which was a charcoal fire, and on top of the stand were small meat skewers, lamb legs, rabbit legs, and large pieces of beef with alternating layers of fat and bone.
It's not just watermelon juice and red wine. There's also white wine. Red wine is served in stemmed glasses, watermelon juice in tall glasses, and white wine in small wine glasses.
"Little licking egg, what are you standing there for? Come and eat!" Yan Liu reached out to call Jiang Dandan: "Master, look at it, isn't it a little silly?"
Jiang Si took a sip of red wine and nodded seriously: "A little!"
Jiang Dandan: "..."
It's no longer the adorable and charming little dragon baby that older women love.
The lovely and charming auntie is now fickle and loves cigarettes and willows.
Jiang Dandan felt wronged but didn't say anything. It walked over and a small stool appeared in front of it.
It sat on a small stool, facing Yanliu and its lovely, charming aunt, and asked, "Lovely, charming aunt, when will the hunting be repaired?"
Jiang Si picked up a small lamb leg and handed it to him: "This is from Lao Tie, Lao Dao. It'll be roasted with thunder and fire for at least two hours."
"Come on, come on, eat lamb leg, eat lamb leg, and then we can take our time!"
Jiang Dandan looked at the roasted lamb leg in front of her, which was already charred and fragrant. As an omnivore, she could choose whether to eat it or not, but since it was given to her by her lovely and charming aunt, she had to eat it.
Jiang Dandan took a big bite of the lamb leg. The fragrant, juicy, and tender lamb leg instantly won her over. Delicious, delicious, so delicious!
Jiang Si watched as Jiang Dandan ate with relish, and gave the other roasted lamb leg to Yan Liu.
Yan Liu grabbed a leg of lamb and started gnawing on it.
Jiang Si suddenly transformed into a barbecue chef, grilling meat for a dragon and a tree.
Because it has a lot of meat in the space, you can finish the lamb leg, which is beef with bones.
They were eating large chunks of beef, alternating between pieces of fat and lean meat, taking turns eating them, one piece for me, one piece for you.
After the beef, we ate roasted rabbit legs, a whole roasted rabbit, meat skewers, and skewered garlic sprouts. Green beans, chives, lobster…
For a full two hours, the two foodies ate for two hours, and the ginger shreds were grilled for two hours.
The two foodies ate for two hours, but their stomachs didn't bulge out at all; they remained flat.
Jiang Si felt that the amount of meat they had eaten was almost as much as their weight, but they remained the same, one as beautiful as an angel and the other delicate and adorable.
As expected, humans are the kind of creatures that can get fat from eating. Tree spirits and dragon spirits, on the other hand, can eat without gaining weight and without leaving any trace.
Jiang Si stood up and clapped her hands: "You two wait here, I'm going to the restroom to change my clothes, then I'll come down to fix the knife!"
With meat still in her mouth, Jiang Dandan's voice was unclear: "Ha...Ha..."
Jiang Si entered Abel Manor as quickly as possible. Hearing the clattering sounds coming from the kitchen, she peeked out and saw Agares cooking with two children.
She glanced at it, then quickly ran upstairs, went to the restroom, changed into her work clothes, and then quickly ran downstairs to enter the furnace room.
The temperature in the furnace room was fifty or sixty degrees Celsius. Jiang Si, enveloped in her spiritual power, couldn't feel the heat. She picked up two large hammers and handed them to Yan Liu and Jiang Dandan.
Jiang Dandan was confused and was about to ask when Yan Liu said to it, "Don't ask. Just tell me what I do, and what you do, understand?"
Jiang Dandan changed the subject at the last minute, replying quickly, "Understood, understood, I will definitely follow Sister Yanliu. If Sister Yanliu tells me to go east, I will never go west!"
To show that she was obedient and took it seriously, Jiang Dandan, who used to hold the sledgehammer with one hand, now uses both hands.
Jiang Si took out the tongs and used them to pick out the hunted animal from the stove.
The patterns on the hunted animals have faded from the burn, and the two broken pieces are now missing a piece.
Jiang Si looked at Jiang Dandan: "Where do we cut the dragon bone?"
Isn't it just hammering and nagging?
Or do you want the dragon bone?
Without hesitation, Jiang Dandan stretched out her hand, which transformed into a dragon claw: "Cut the claw!"
Jiang Si raised an eyebrow. It had a dragon's paw and five claws, and it was quite delicate-looking.
The predator lying on the board let out a low growl.
With a clang, Yan Liu slammed the hammer in her hand onto Lie Sha's body, and said fiercely, "Quiet down! Dragon bone, very nourishing, it'll strengthen your back. Do you want your kidneys to fail?"