Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
After Shu Xubai finished speaking, Jiang Si narrowed her eyes, scrutinized Shu Xubai from head to toe, reached out and pinched his cheeks, pulling them left and right, and shouted: "Speak, what kind of demon has possessed my elegant, noble and beautiful vampire lord? State your name, and this queen will spare your life!"
Shu Xubai glared with his reddened eyes, unable to break free from Jiang Si's grasp, and cursed, "You stinking zombie, if you're sick, go see a doctor. Why are you tormenting me and pulling my face?"
"Are you sick?!" Jiang Si retorted, yelling at Shu Xubai. "If you're sick, I'll show you. Why are you hiding it from me? What, you think your food won't live to see the next generation? Are you going to commit suicide for love after your food dies?"
Shu Xubai retorted unhappily, "What do you mean? Who the hell wants to commit suicide for love? An elegant and noble vampire has finally managed to live to the top of the food chain. How could he possibly die for food and commit suicide for love?"
"Did you get hit in the head by a cannon, or is your cheap husband really that incompetent that he'd rather take a cold shower or use a prostitute than touch you!"
"Holy crap!" Jiang Si's voice was even louder than his, and she grabbed Shu Xubai's face, which was as white as if he had been dead for centuries, with all her might: "I think my head was hit by a cannonball, but yours is the one that was hit by a cannonball!"
"What kind of place is Mount Hua? It's the place where the oldest gods in China reside. There's truth to every legend. You're telling me it's an entrance to other star systems and that it's filled with the scent of dragons!"
"What does the entrance to other star systems, filled with the smell of dragons, have to do with you? The land of Earth is under my control. I don't care where it leads. As long as it doesn't get in my way, whether it leads to the underworld or to the Western Paradise, it's none of my business."
"What, your food is so delicious that you can't forget it, and you're willing to lie to me here for it? Can't I tear off your face to see if you've been possessed?"
"How did I lie to you? Everything I said is true." It wasn't that Shu Xubai was afraid to pull his own face; it was that the person pulling his face, if they got angry, would really tear his skin off, leaving him bloodied. For the sake of his handsome face, he endured it.
"You're such a bastard!" Jiang Si cursed at Shu Xubai, exposing him: "It's true that Cangying is a dragon, but he would never tell you, little chick, where he came from or what destiny he has."
"You're lying to me, you bastard! I've known you for thousands of years! Do you think I don't know whether you're lying to me or not?"
"Let me tell you!" Jiang Si loosened her grip on Shu Xubai's cheek, twisted his arm, pressed him down forcefully, flipped her body, and landed behind him, pressing her knee directly onto his cheek, pinning his face to the bed. Twisting his arm, she said in a sinister tone, "You old vampire, if you want to die, I'll grant your wish. More than 3,000 years ago, I could take you down with me, and more than 3,000 years later, I don't mind doing it to you again."
“Tell me, why did you lie to me? I’ll give you one chance. If you don’t tell me what you’re telling me, I’ll break your neck, eat your heart, and drink all your blood so you can die.”
"Hey, being irritable is bad for your liver, honey!" Shu Xubai said cheekily, pinned down. "I did lie to you, but only half of it. Why are you so agitated?"
Jiang Si pressed her knee down on his face, saying, "I'm not agitated. You forced me to do this. Is it my fault?"
"It's not my fault, it's not my fault!" Shu Xubai immediately begged for forgiveness. "It was me. I was judging you by my own standards. I was afraid you were love-struck and that you would do something crazy or even immortal for your cheap husband."
"So what I just said was half true and half false. It's true, I really did see an entrance in the Eastern Peak of China, and that entrance really did emit the scent of dragons."
"It's fake. The dragon in Cangying has a mouth like a clam; you can't pry it open at all. Asking too many questions will lead you to the vast world, where anything is possible!"
"The so-called destiny is just something I made up on the spot, to deceive you and see if you have anything important here. After all, that little mudfish from Cangying came all the way from the Milky Way and Earth for you, and after arriving, it was wounded by your knife."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Si pressed her knee down hard, almost crushing Shu Xubai's head: "You old geezer, you're worried that I'm love-struck, but I think you're the one who's love-struck."
"You little chick told me that the entrance to Dongyue smells like dragons, but you went to Abel's star system and didn't even come to find me. You went to find someone else. Sure enough, I'm not your beloved little darling that you're always yelling at to kill!"
Shu Xubai had one half of his face pressed against the bed and the other half pressed under Jiang Si's knees, while his arm was twisted by Jiang Si. When had the elegant and noble vampire ever been treated like this? "That's enough. Don't make me angry, or I'll flip you over."
Jiang Si didn't bother arguing with this bastard. She loosened her grip, raised her knee, and kicked Shu Xubai off her bed.
Shu Xubai was kicked off the bed. In the nick of time, he stretched his hand to the ground, rolled over, landed steadily, and said to Jiang Si, who jumped off the bed, "I'm not looking for the dragon for the little chick, I'm looking for you."
Jiang Si didn't believe his nonsense: "You say you did it for me, but why don't you say you fell in love with me? You said it was for me, but you're just trying to deceive and lie to me?"
Shu Xubai straightened his white shirt and rolled his eyes at him: "I knew you wouldn't believe me, so of course I'm doing this for my little phoenix. Um, you still have five months to go back to Earth, so I'll stay here with you for five months and send you back to Earth."
"After we get back to Earth, I'm going to take Little Phoenix out for a stroll. We'll be far away from the Milky Way and the Abel Galaxy, so you probably won't be able to contact him..."
"Wait, wait!" Jiang Si interrupted Shu Xubai, staring straight at him: "You really went to Cangying for me?"
Shu Xubai grinned, revealing sharp white teeth, his wicked smile carrying a hint of coldness: "Or did you really think I was the kind of person who would jump up and down for food?"
Jiang Si narrowed her eyes, a chilling glint in them, and walked barefoot toward Shu Xubai: "The Eastern Peak of China has discovered entrances to other star systems. These do not belong to the Abel Star System; they are unknown star systems. The entrances have a dragon scent!"
"You went to find Cangying because he's the only dragon on Earth, and you wanted to find out through him whether the entrance was dangerous?"
"If there's danger, you have to help me clear it away before taking the chicks out for a stroll. You old codger, you're scared, you're scared that the unknown entrance and the unknown star system are dangerous and will be bad for me, right?"
Shu Xubai's fangs were sharp, his eyes were reddish, and he rolled his eyes dramatically, saying in an exaggerated way, "Oh my, you stinky zombie, you're really like an old peacock showing off its tail feathers, being presumptuous. Who's afraid you'll be in danger? If you die, I'm not just invincible in the world, I'm invincible in the universe!"