Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
"What? High priests in your tribe can't get married?" Jiang Si found it incredibly unbelievable: "Why? High priests of the deep-sea mermaid tribe can't get married, so why can't they get married in your tribe? Are you even more advanced than the high priests of the deep-sea mermaid tribe?"
No way, no way. According to ancient Earth and the Western world, mermaids were legendary creatures, but compared to the merfolk in the Eastern mythology, they were still somewhat inferior.
Furthermore, Cangying's dragon is said to be the high priest of the deep-sea mermaid clan, but in reality, the mermaids of the deep-sea mermaid clan are merfolk, not mermaids at all. Compared to them, the mermaid clan is far inferior.
"It's not that we're superior to them, it's that the rules are the rules!" Fu Huan said, "Our mermaid race in the Abel Galaxy is called the Shallow Sea Mermaid Race, we're not as powerful as their Deep Sea Mermaid Race."
“But there are many broken rules.” Fu Huan said, counting on her fingers: “For example, as a high priest, one must hide in the deep sea to pray for one’s people and cannot easily leave the deep sea.”
"What do you mean, a high priest must be pure of heart and desire, as noble as dust, and must not be like ordinary people, tainted by the stench of money!"
"What kind of high priest is he, whose feet never touch the ground, enjoying the offerings of the fish and serving as their spiritual faith!"
"How can a high priest, if he has feelings for his children, be fair and just enough to be worshipped and become the faith of others?"
"To put it simply, a high priest must be pure of heart and desire, as pure as dust, remain a virgin, and abstain from meat. Only then will divination by finger counting be effective."
Jiang Si's lips twitched: "I always thought you weren't an old-fashioned person, but I didn't expect you to be one too. My God, no wonder you have to come out and be a space pirate all the time. It's a blessing from God that you haven't gone crazy during those days you described."
"The gods have been so kind to me, so kind to me." Fu Huan corrected Jiang Si: "My faith is in the gods. The gods' kindness has kept me from going mad and allowed me to go out and play. To this day, none of my people have noticed, except for that stinky mermaid from Quanjian!"
Jiang Si's lips twitched even more. She was inexplicably certain that the destined partner Quan Jian mentioned by Cangying might be Fu Huan Baba.
Jiang Si scratched her head and said, "Dad, I have a question for you!"
Fu Huan: "Go ahead and ask!"
Jiang Si looked at him and said, "I know a few charlatans in your line of work, and they've all gotten married and had children. They're all looking for their destined partners."
"You said your people are against marriage and prefer to be single, but nothing is absolute. What if one day you meet your soulmate, your other half, and you want to be with her? What will you do then?"
Fu Huan pointed at herself, "With my appearance, how could someone who's blind possibly fall for me?"
Jiang Si coughed and said, "Let's say, let's say!"
Generally speaking, God always prevails over all those who defy Him.
Someone as stubborn as him will be proven wrong in the end.
"Suppose!" Fu Huan gasped. "Given my looks, if a blind girl really took a liking to me, and I also took a liking to that blind girl, what else could I do but give up being the high priest?"
"A living person can't die from holding in their pee. Besides, after all these years of sneaking around, even if I don't take a single penny from the temple of priests, my little treasury is more than enough to support a girl."
"Besides, life is short for fish. If I calculate based on the longest lifespan of merfolk, which is 380 to 420 years, I've lived for 420 years. I've already lived... I won't say how long I've lived, but anyway, life is short for fish, so we should enjoy it while we can."
“I believe in the gods, but I also believe that the gods will not force anyone who believes in them, so I really have a destined partner, and I accept it with a smile.”
Jiang Si opened her mouth and asked, "You have worshipped your gods for so many years, and you have accepted your marriage. Aren't you afraid that your gods will punish you?"
Fu Huan spread his hands: "The gods are all-encompassing, and I am one of them. I worship them and believe in them. If I am truly destined for marriage, it will be a blessing from the gods."
"After all, who wouldn't want a beautiful woman in their arms, children around their knees, and a life of happiness and joy?"
Tsk tsk, look at this one, both high priests, but this one is so quick-witted, insightful, and clear-headed.
Then look at that deep-sea mermaid, an old-fashioned, rigid, stubborn, and determined to go down the wrong path. Is this the difference between a dragon and a fish?
“Yes, life is short, so be happy!” Jiang Si nodded emphatically. “I will learn from you, and I will stick to this principle. I must be happy and joyful…”
"Wait, what do you mean by asking me all of a sudden?" Fu Huan's expression turned serious, and her voice deepened: "My precious eldest daughter, are you hiding something from me?"
Is she going to introduce him to a girlfriend?
Holy crap, all that buildup and all that waiting for him?
Are there really any blind girls who would be attracted to his character?
His outfit and disguise today would make even a dog vomit, let alone a human.
“I’m not hiding anything from you!” Jiang Si coughed. “I just heard from Cangying that Her Majesty the Queen’s destined person will meet her in the near future on the capital planet of Troya.”
"You don't think that person is me, do you?" If the aircraft wasn't too big for him to jump over, Fu Huan would definitely have performed a jump on the spot to show her. "What a joke. Who would want that spoiled and willful Quan Jian who only knows how to have fun and eats rotten sharks like snacks?"
"My dearest darling daughter, although I didn't give birth to you or raise you, my love for you is absolutely true. Don't try to play matchmaker for me. If she were my partner, I would rather grow old alone in the temple than betray the gods to marry her!"