Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Yan Qi's eyes narrowed as he stared at the disguised face before him. The man had a scruffy beard, a head of spiky red hair, and wore tattered clothes; he was his junior sister's cheap father.
He made no attempt to hide the burning gossip in his eyes. He seemed to be speaking to him sincerely and offering advice, but in reality, he was just satisfying his gossipy nature, trying to find out things he didn't know, making his life more interesting, and letting him brag to the other stinky space pirates.
"Can't I say?" Seeing Yan Qi looking at her without speaking, Fu Huan asked again, "Did our second brother go too far? Don't worry, although our Red Eyebrow Fleet is a group of space pirates who roam the stars, we also have bottom lines and a sense of morality. We believe in winning people over with virtue, especially since you are my daughter's senior brother."
“As long as you say that you are not at fault, we will never protect the second brother. No matter how he bullies you or what he does to you, we will catch him, bring him to your face, and make you pay him back tenfold.”
Yan Qi suddenly exhaled the breath he had been holding back, and said with a smile, "Thank you for your kindness. Let bygones be bygones; there's no need to dwell on it."
"I came to Earth for vacation with my junior sister. I'm here to have fun. You just need to go back and keep a close eye on your second son. Also, tell him that pretty cross-dressers are better off being beautiful on their own."
"And by the way, tell him that I'm male, I like women, I'm an only child, and my family is waiting for me to carry on the family line and have natural babies for generations to come. If he tries to flirt with me again for no reason, I'll shoot off his third leg."
Fu Huan hissed, as if he heard a gunshot and saw the dead tombstone with its legs broken: "Uh, okay, okay, I will definitely pass it on, I will definitely pass it on."
Yeah, yeah, isn't Red Eyebrows' fleet full of single guys enough for him to play with?
They insist that wildflowers smell better than garden flowers, and if they go out and mess around, what if they break their legs? Will they laugh or kick them when they're down?
Yan Qi was extremely polite: "Thank you so much. There's nothing else, I'll go stroll around the garden now, see you later."
"See you later, see you later!" Fu Huan waved and watched him leave. Although he was not familiar with Yan Qi, he knew him. He was the junior of their boss's dog and graduated from the first military academy of the Troya Empire.
Putting aside the fact that getting into the Troya Empire's top military academy requires high intelligence, the fact that he can hang out with that dog Bo Jichen and is a student of Gong Ming, a seventh-level healer in the Troya Empire, shows that he is no ordinary person.
Their perennial second son, relying on his effeminate appearance, flirts with others, which is truly despicable and he needs to be properly talked to.
After Fu Huan finished watching Yan Qi leave, thinking about how she would have a good talk about the gravestone of their eternal second son, Si Mubei darted over like a rabbit with legs: "Where's Yan Daqi? Where's Yan Daqi?"
Seeing his pathetic state, Fu Huan patted his shoulder and said earnestly, "Baby, forced melons aren't sweet, and they don't taste good even when dipped in sauce. There's a price to pay for twisting them off."
"Think about your family's mine, think about your family's fox, that's enough. Don't take it seriously, or someone will crack your head open."
"What the hell?" Si Mubei felt like he was covered in flies after being slapped, feeling uncomfortable all over. He pointed at himself and said, "Me, a space pirate, penniless, a fugitive in the starry sea, where did I get a home, where did I get a mine, where did I get a fox?"
"Little Huanhuan, are you running a fever, or do you want to go back to the shallow sea mermaid clan and can't stand seeing me free and pursuing true love?"
Fu Huan: "!!!!"
He's mentally unstable, his brain must be full of holes!
Pursue true love!
He is a nine-tailed beastman, whether he is a nine-tailed fox, a nine-tailed cat, or a hybrid of the two, he is noble and awesome.
He pursues true love, and his true love is someone carefully chosen by his clan!
Either you're beautiful on your own, a lonely person who ends up all alone.
He's pursuing a human male? What kind of interstellar joke is this? What's with this "different" act? Does he really think that this Shallow Sea High Priest, who doesn't like to calculate, knows nothing? He's just wasting his time!
However, everyone has their own destiny and pursuits. The joy of life lies in the different surprises, in forging ahead bravely, even if it means getting hurt and bleeding, until death do us part.
As a high priest who could see the secrets of heaven and the future fate of others, Fu Huan decided to stop there and continued in a cynical and irreverent tone: "Baby~~ Brother's honest advice is hard to hear, listen if you like, and if you don't like it, you can come to brother when you want to cry. Brother's broad shoulders and strong chest are both available for you to cry on."
Si Mubei pointed angrily and said, "Get out! Get the hell out of here right now!"
Fu Huan smiled and readily agreed, "Alright, ma'am, I'll be right there!"
Si Mubei: "!!!"
Is he crazy? Tell him to get lost, why is he so happy?
As expected, none of these lousy space pirates are normal.
Fu Huan quickly and gracefully rolled away to find something to eat.
The only downside was encountering Little Stinky Fish Spring, the little garbage queen, on the way.
The little trash queen chattered on and on with him the whole way, saying that her high priest was getting married and asking him how much to give as a gift, and how nice it would be to hold the wedding in the deep sea for a few days.
Fu Huan didn't want to listen to her repeat herself over and over again, so she transformed her ears into ear fins and covered her ear canals to block out the source of the sound. She quickened her pace and hurried toward the kitchen.
Quanjian was so engrossed in his fantasy of his High Priest marrying the beautiful Yanliu that he didn't see what Fu Huan was doing. He walked quickly, and she assumed he was envious and jealous, so she followed him even more smugly and called out, "Ugly freak, let me tell you, my High Priest and the beautiful Yanliu are getting married. You have to come. I don't necessarily need you to give a lot of gifts, I just want you to share in the joy."
"Look at you, how old you are, and you're still all alone. If this continues, you won't be able to have children. Mermaids who can't have children are useless. Even if you're a high priest, you'll still be ridiculed by the other merfolk."
Fu Huan: "..."
He can't hear it, he can't hear it, he can't hear anything.
Why have children? Why have little mermaids? I'll live a peaceful life, live to be a thousand years old, be an old mermaid, and talk nonsense to the other little mermaids to my heart's content. How wonderful!
Jiang Si, dressed in a nightgown, sat in front of a towering ginkgo tree, leaning against it, as if she had returned to more than 3,000 years ago, relying on her spiritual eyes.
At that time, he was an ancient tree, imprisoned like her, but he was merely her leaf; his branches could stretch to the sky and spread out.
Unable to enter the sky, she could only stand under the tree, in a specific spot on the tree, gazing up at the sky and watching the birds fly freely overhead, filled with envy.
After a long while, Jiang Si stood up and said to Agares, who was with her, "Little Agares, go take a shower and change your clothes. We'll go find Yuan Yi later."
Agares's deep, unfathomable eyes flickered, as if he knew what she was about to do. He stepped forward, reached out and grabbed Jiang Si by the back of her neck, pulling her close to him. He kissed her, his deep voice strong and powerful: "Jiang Jiang, whatever you do, I will support you."
Jiang Si stiffened slightly, looked up at him, and no longer hid: "Leave the treatment spray behind."
Upon hearing this, Agares said, "I will heal you."
After a three-second pause, Jiang Si replied, "That works too."
A sharp, materialized dagger of spiritual energy sliced across the wrist.
Jiang Si pressed her wrist against the ginkgo tree, and fresh blood flowed down the trunk of the tree.
As if it possessed a spirit, the ginkgo tree did not suck her blood. Instead, in the stillness of the wind, its branches swayed wildly and its leaves rustled, as if rejecting her, as if telling her that it did not need her blood and did not want to see her hurt.
“Drink it.” Agares touched the tree. “Whether your spiritual eye has returned or not, you are special in my princess’s eyes.”
"If she is willing to give you her blood to drink, it means you are worthy, it means she is happy. If you don't drink it, if you don't want it, you are wasting her blood, which is wasting her feelings for you."
"Your branches are rustling so softly, I know you can understand, I know you're reluctant and unwilling to part with them, but since she's given them to you, please accept them, okay?"
The leaves and branches of the ginkgo tree stopped moving, and the blood flowing down the trunk was slowly absorbed by the ginkgo tree and disappeared.
When Jiang Si bled, the incision was always deep and large, as if the blood wasn't her own. It flowed until her face was pale, her lips devoid of color, like a delicate little girl. She stretched her wounded wrist out to Agares, pouting, "Husband, it hurts a little..."
Agares had already taken out the healing spray. Before she could finish speaking, he held her wrist with one hand and sprayed the healing spray onto the wound.
The wound gradually healed, leaving a faint mark and a few drops of blood. Agaresto held her hand and said, "I'll take you back to your room to wash up."
Jiang Si gave him a weak yet sweet smile and replied in a sticky voice, "Okay, husband~~".
Agares scooped her up in a princess carry and took her back to her room, then into the bathroom to wash her hands and brush her teeth.
The ginkgo tree in the courtyard, as big as a bowl and overlooking the entire city, suddenly grew wildly, from the size of a bowl to the size of two bowls, almost as thick as a washbasin. Its branches grew long and dense, its leaves turned dark green, and its trunk grew straight up to the sky.
With a whoosh, two bird nests fell from the tree during the period of rampant growth of the ginkgo tree, and the sleeping baby roc fell down with the nests.
Seeing this, the soaring bird, Jialuo Xuanqing, swooped down and grabbed its nest, not forgetting to give its daughter, the little Peng bird, a piece of its mind in bird language.
Not to be outdone, the little roc used its beak to grab its own nest, flapped its large wings, and struggled upwards, preventing itself and its nest from falling to the ground and losing face.
Jialuo Xuanqing, carrying its large nest in its mouth, exerted tremendous effort to reattach it to the ginkgo tree.
Jialuoying flew into the nest, transformed into a human, and sat in the huge nest, looking at Jialuo Xuanqing who had curled up into a ball: "I told you, I told you, our nest, our home, needs to be secured with ropes, but you just let it go in one ear and out the other, didn't you?"
Even a bird as big as Jialuo Xuanqing wished it could shrink down to the size of a little sparrow, making tiny chirping noises.
"You're still complaining?" Jialuoying's eyes widened, and his face turned cold. "Jialuo Xuanqing, building a nest is something that you males do. It's okay if you don't know how to build one, I'll build one for you. I built this nest so beautifully for you to fix in the tree, and you still didn't do it well. What use are you to me?"
The giant bird, Jialuo Xuanqing, instantly flew into Jialuo Ying's arms, nuzzling her neck with its extremely fierce-looking head, as if to say, "I was wrong, I was wrong, please don't be angry, calm down."
Jialuoying was far from appeased; her anger only flared more, and she poked his head with her hand: "Yes, yes, you know you were wrong, I'm not angry, but you'll dare to do it again next time."
Jialuo Xuanqing froze. No, he didn't. His wife was talking nonsense. He always listened to his wife and did whatever she asked.
Jialuo Xuanqing chirped again.
Jialuoying opened her mouth: "Alright, alright, I'll take care of it. You go and catch a few non-mutated beasts with tender meat to add to the master's meal."
"Don't worry, don't worry, I can handle it, I can handle it. From now on, we'll be birds with an owner. If any of your family members come looking for you, just have the owner kill them."
Jialuo Xuanqing: "!!!!"
Great idea, great idea, let's happily decide on that.
He went hunting, bringing back plenty of game for his master, so that his master would know that he was also a bird capable of supporting a family.
With a joyful flap of its large wings, Jialuo Xuanqing flew away.
Jialuoying rolled up her sleeves, took out a sturdy rope, and began to secure the nest.
After securing its nest, it flies down a bit to secure its own nest.
After washing up and getting dressed, Jiang Si left the room with Agares and found Yuan Yigun.
The richest beast in the Abel Galaxy has lost some weight due to overwork over the past two years.
The two small, fan-shaped, fluffy black ears on its head were now covered in white fur.
Jiang Si didn't look at him closely yesterday, but she looked at him carefully today and felt sorry for him, especially since he had planted the Spirit Eye in her yard.
With the two things combined, Jiang Si immediately took out various fruits and fed them to Yuan Yigun.
As a national treasure of China from more than 3,000 years ago, the panda is an omnivore. It can gnaw on meat, break bones, eat pumpkin, eat apples, and peel bamboo shoots.
Baskets of various fruits, carrots, pumpkins, watermelons, and other vegetables were placed in front of Yuan Yigun: "Gungun, this is all for you. Don't be shy, show it off as much as you want. When you're done, tell me and I'll give you more."
Yuan Yigun looked at the various fruits and vegetables that were about to bury him, twitched his small black, fluffy, fan-shaped ears, hugged Jiang Si's arm, and acted like a clingy cat instead of a bear, saying, "Jiang Jiang, I knew you were the best, I knew you were the best, so, do you have any bamboo shoots?"
"Bamboo shoots?" Jiang Si didn't have any bamboo shoots in her space. She replied truthfully, "No, I have all kinds of fruits and vegetables, but no bamboo shoots. However, if I find bamboo shoot sprouts, I can plant them for you. I can plant bamboo shoots all over the mountains and fields, and you can eat as many as you want!"
Yuan Yigun is currently craving bamboo shoots. He has already finished all the bamboo shoots he brought from the Abel Galaxy: "It's okay if there are no bamboo shoots. I'll eat apples, pears, pumpkins, carrots, and I'll gnaw on some meat later."
"Who said they're the same!" Jiang Si thought of how much effort he had put into working for her, building infrastructure, and even giving her a discount. How could she not get a single bamboo shoot? "If you want bamboo shoots, no problem. I'll go to the Sichuan Basin and the Qinling Mountains to hunt and dig wild bamboo shoots for you to eat and then grow!"
"No, no, it's too dangerous!" Yuan Yigun hurriedly waved his hands, refusing: "Jiang Jiang, the Qinling Mountains are too deep and unfathomable, and there are dangerous ones. In the Sichuan Basin, there is a group of naked, tall, and fierce monsters that eat people!"