Jiang Si, a powerful big shot from the apocalypse, perishes with the Zombie Emperor and transmigrates to Abel Interstellar.
The population of the Abel star system has been continuously declin...
Xiao Huawen's pupils constricted in disbelief. She stepped forward, rushed in front of the big white dragon, and reached out to grab the red booklet dangling from his hand: "Who told you I got our marriage certificate? It's fake, fake, all fake."
The white dragon Chongming, with his human body and dragon tail, was quick-witted and agile. He held up the red booklet in his hand and dodged Xiao Huawen's bandit-like behavior: "Baby~~...what fake, fake, it's all fake. Don't be hypocritical. I know you love me so much that you think that if I marry you, it will be easy to get you, and you won't love me anymore."
"Don't worry, don't worry, I can swear to the Dragon God that I have only ever had you, and I will never be fickle and fail to cherish what I have."
Small pattern: "!!!!"
Who the hell can tell it that this self-deluded dragon has such a wild imagination?
It was also worried that he wouldn't cherish it once he got it.
Are you kidding me?
It only treats him as a tool, a massage tool during his "sunny" period!
He's just making things up in his head and trying to figure things out for himself; he must be seriously ill.
Xiao Huawen took a deep breath, put one hand on her hip and pointed at him with the other: "You dragon with bad eyesight, don't flatter yourself. I have never registered for marriage with you, I have never gone to get a marriage certificate with you, don't be delusional."
With the marriage certificate in hand, Chongming felt like he owned the world. He swiped open the marriage certificate and pointed to the photo on it: "Baby~~...look for yourself, look for yourself, the date and time, it's the one you got when I ran away from home."
"I knew it! I knew it! You made Da Bai, Er Bai, and San Bai run away from home to give me such a big surprise. I was really surprised! Love you!"
Little Flower stared wide-eyed at the marriage certificate. Dragon Father, Dad, Sister, Brother-in-law, Uncle, Aunt, the dead Golden Dragon—it had never imagined registering a marriage with this White Dragon.
He said that when he ran away from home, she was changing into her dress, getting ready, and rehearsing for her succession to the throne the next day. She didn't have time to get a marriage certificate with him.
But the marriage certificate does indeed have a photo of it and the Great White Dragon. Heavens above, earth below, who is it that has such power to dare to defecate and urinate on the head of its future queen? They're courting death!
Little Flower took a deep breath, and her hand pointing at the white dragon turned into a hook. "Bring me the marriage certificate. I have a reasonable suspicion that you're forging it."
Chongming had finally gained a legitimate and legal status, so how could he possibly take out the marriage certificate so casually? He put the marriage certificate into his personal space button and said, "Baby... you love me but you don't admit it, it's okay, I understand, I can understand everything."
"Don't doubt that I'm faking it. You can check your personal information. A marriage certificate is just a formality. The important thing is that your personal information shows that you are married."
In the interstellar era, with the rapid development of technology, obtaining a marriage certificate is a traditional ritual that gives people a sense of "Wow, I'm married! I have a marriage certificate! I'll frame it and admire it every day, having married the person I love most."
The most important thing is the change of personal information. Only when the personal information is changed to "married" can the person be considered married. His child wants a marriage certificate, but he won't give it to him. He'll find a mineral that is impervious to water and fire to frame the marriage certificate and hang it above his bed so he can look at it day and night.
Xiao Huawen wanted to destroy the marriage certificate, but the big white dragon didn't fall for it. She also couldn't believe herself—the dignified future queen had actually been tricked into destroying her marriage certificate.
Xiao Huawen tapped the light brain with her hand and pulled up her personal information. Good heavens, she saw that she had registered her marriage at 10:10 in the morning. The person who registered her marriage was her unreliable sister.
That's right, its unreliable sister hasn't officially abdicated yet, still has queen privileges, and directly messed up its marriage certificate. That's too much.
He sacrificed his freedom to inherit the throne so that she wouldn't be stuck with one person and become a sea king, and she betrayed him.
The Great White Dragon could tolerate it, but it couldn't. It had to settle accounts with it. It quit, saying, "Let whoever wants to be queen be queen. I'm not going to be queen anymore. I'm running away from home and going back to Earth!"
Little Flower turned to leave, but the white dragon's tail wrapped around its waist, suspending it in mid-air and pulling it into the huge pool. "Baby~~ Licensed to work, a moment of passion is worth a thousand pieces of gold..."
"Get lost... Waaah..."
Little Flower Pattern was no match for the white dragon. Her legs were pinned down by the dragon's tail, and her rosy lips were kissed...
Big White, Second White, Third White: "..."
They are so pitiful because no dragons come to hatch them.
The three big white dragon eggs chattered and chattered through their shells for a long time before coming to the conclusion that their father and mother didn't love them and that if they didn't run away from home now, when would they?
So here's the question: who should these weak, pitiful, egg-like creatures turn to when they run away from home?
Aunt and Uncle... no, no, Uncle is too murderous. He likes to brandish a knife, thinking about how to chop them up. Egg whites and yolks are not mixed up. They are afraid of him and they are cowards. They want to stay away from Uncle.
Auntie, Uncle... No, no, Uncle is too stingy. He would never let Auntie raise them. She might get beaten up. They are weak, helpless, and pitiful. They don't want to be beaten up.
The number one beauty in the Abel Galaxy, Yanliu... This is acceptable. She also has dragon aura, golden dragon aura. They were raised by her. However, the great beauty Yanliu makes the dragon eggs do chores.
Helpless, weak, and pitiful, they were still eggs, yet they were being dragged to work. They couldn't let the beautiful Yanliu bear such a cruel burden, so they couldn't go to her.
The big black dragon in Lingxi... Yes, find the big black dragon in Lingxi. They are dragon eggs, and a dragon is needed to hatch them. Even if the beautiful Yanliu has dragon energy, she is not a real dragon.
Only Lingxi is the true dragon. Since one's own parents are unreliable, one can only find a tool dragon.
The three large white eggs decided to go to Lingxi and have her become their shared tool, the dragon.
Before going to sleep, Lingxi took a bath, picked up a small brush, and brushed her own scales while singing a little song and humming a tune, feeling extremely happy.
Just as it was about to clean its tail, it heard three loud bangs. Its tail twitched in fright, and before it could react, three holes were smashed into its bathroom door.
Just as it was about to shout out what kind of monster dared to act so presumptuously, three white shadows flashed by, and three large white eggs, each the size of a goose egg, landed in its large bathing pool, splashing up huge sprays of water.
Lingxi: "!!!!"
What's the meaning?
What's the meaning?
What do these three big white eggs mean?
Lingxi was so startled by the three big white eggs that she almost dropped the brush in her hand. By the time she realized what was happening, the three big white eggs had quickly swum under her belly like licking eggs, rubbing against her.
To think that a 3,000-year-old snake transformed into a dragon and suddenly received three big white eggs, becoming a free father—who would believe that?
Lingxi was a snake that had transformed into a dragon. She dreamed of eating a dragon to increase her cultivation. Now, three large white eggs had arrived, hidden against her belly, as if telling her, "Come and eat me! Come and eat me! I am a legitimate dragon cub!"
Looking at the three large white eggs under its belly, it was tormented. Its mind was filled with little people chattering: "Eat them, eat them, eat all three of them, and you'll live for at least ten thousand or eight thousand years."
"Hurry up and eat it, eat it, eat it! Others might never find a dragon egg in their entire lives, but you've found three. You might as well eat them!"
"You can't eat it, you can't eat it! This is Little Pattern's offspring. Little Pattern is the master's husband's eldest niece. You have to call it 'brother' no matter what. Its offspring are its eldest nephew and niece. Eating your eldest nephew and niece will get you struck by lightning."
"For the sake of family harmony, for the sake of family harmony, we absolutely cannot eat them, we absolutely cannot eat them, but if we can't eat these eggs, why are we looking for them?"
"Isn't that big white dragon very curious about these eggs? Hasn't it always wanted to give Xiao Huawen a proper status by bringing the eggs with it, so that he would have a legitimate claim to the throne? Why are these eggs with it?"
Lingxi thought and thought, the little figures in her mind jumping around, but she couldn't come up with a solution. So she stopped brushing her scales and taking a bath, and directly turned her dragon tail into legs.
I thought the three big white eggs would just play around with it for a while, but I never expected that even though its dragon tail had turned into human legs, the three big white eggs were still pressed tightly against its belly. The meaning was very clear: they had already tried to scam me, and now they were going to go all the way.
Lingxi tried to tear the three large white eggs apart, but they seemed to be welded to her belly, and no matter how she pulled or pried, she couldn't get them off.
Lingxi, who is currently the marshal of the Troya Empire and concurrently the marshal of the Earth Army, tried every method she could think of but could not pry open the three eggs.
It just lay there doing nothing, lay down on the bed, covered itself with the blanket, and went to sleep.
Three large, white eggs, like goose eggs, clung tightly to its belly. It exclaimed in amazement, "Even a snake transformed into a dragon is still a dragon! The dragon's aura is so strong! It nourished them, making them even whiter!"
Yanliu and Jiangdandan accomplished the important task of directly binding Xiaohuawen and Chongming. They were so excited that they couldn't sleep at night and went to find Jiangsi for a late-night snack.
Charcoal-grilled self-service barbecue, with various drinks, under the moonlight and a sky full of stars, take a sip of wine, eat a bite of barbecue, and cheer.
Jiang Dandan never expected that the last thing Her Majesty the Queen of the Troya Empire would do was use her privileges to find a long-term tool dragon for her dragon sister.
Jiang Si looked at the two of them. Jiang Dandan had been spoiled by the hunter and was carefree and unruly. When she laughed, she looked like a child, so innocent, pure and flawless.
Yan Liu's emerald green eyes gleamed with gold, and half of her long black hair was golden. She knew that the gold on her body was because of Cangying.
She consumed Cangying and possessed all of his blood. Cangying had been dead for over 100 years, and while others had forgotten him, she had not.
Jiang Si joined in with the two women, sharing their joy, eating and drinking with them until late at night, when Jiang Dandan was hunted down and taken away, and Yan Liu took root directly in the ground.
Jiang Si focused her mental energy to shield Yan Liu, then leaned against the willow tree and told her about what she had seen and done outside, about the vast universe and the other alien races she had encountered.
The willow branches droop like canopies, moving swiftly without wind, as if echoing the ginger shreds, or as if responding to her, telling her that she has always been there.
The next morning, before dawn, Chongming, who was in a late stage of being addicted to love, woke up energetically, took out his marriage certificate and kissed it. He originally planned to take two pictures of the marriage certificate and post them online to show off.
When I opened my personal computer, I discovered that the news of my marriage registration with Xiaohuawen had flooded the internet last night, becoming a trending topic and topping the homepage.
The Troia Empire's royal family issued a statement, which was broadcast live by various official channels. The official accounts of Blue Star and the Deep Sea Merfolk were among the first to offer their congratulations.
After receiving all the blessings from everyone, Chongming was so happy that he couldn't stop smiling. He was completely unlike the composed high priest of the deep-sea mermaid clan, acting like a silly goose.
This silly guy dug Xiaohuawen out of bed, carried her to the bathroom, and brushed her teeth and washed her face while she was still half asleep.
To be a proper dragon companion, one must not allow one's partner to raise a useless person, and one must only have eyes for that person. This is something that dragons are born with the desire and honor to do.
Since the succession of the Troia Empire monarchs began with Relos, everything has been kept simple. Even after the Troia Empire had become the strongest nation in the Abel system, it still followed its father's simple approach.
No important figures from any country were invited; only close friends and family were invited for an 8-hour live broadcast, where the journey took place from the royal palace on the capital planet to the grand hall in a carriage.
In the grand hall, Jiang Dandan placed the crown symbolizing the emperor on its head, then swore an oath to its faith, and the ceremony was complete. After circling around and greeting the people, it returned to the palace.
Jiang Si witnessed the succession ceremony of the two Troia Empire queens, Xiao Huawen Jiang Dandan, witnessed the prosperity of the Troia Empire, and witnessed the human race in the Abel Galaxy achieve freedom of reproduction.
For over 200 years, the human race in the Abel Galaxy has had at least 3 to 6 children per family of expectant mothers and fathers who can conceive naturally.
Their children include ordinary people and those with superpowers. In the past, those with superpowers were superior to ordinary people, making it impossible to achieve equality for all. Now, they are all the same.
Those with superpowers have their advantages, and ordinary people have theirs. Everyone lives their own brilliant life in their own place, illuminating themselves and others, and contributing to their own empire.
After the Little Pattern's enthronement ceremony ended, Ginger Egg and Hunter ran away overnight. In Ginger Egg's words, it had been worrying about the Troya Empire for over 200 years while on the throne.
We haven't opened a pond or raised fish yet, but now that we have some free time, we'll take Daodao to open a pond and raise fish. We can raise all sorts of charming pink-clawed orc felines, beautiful and crystal-clear mermaids with big tails, and handsome and dashing humans with Daodao.
Most importantly, when it was showing off to Xiao Huawen, it told Xiao Huawen that Daodao was willing to raise fish with it, open a pond together, be the king of the sea together, and have fun together.
Little Pattern's lips twitched as it listened. It thought its sister was such a naive and silly girl, so stupid that even if the hunter sold it out, it would still help him count the money.
He agreed to let it raise fish and become a sea king so they could have fun together?
Is this even human language?
Would a normal person say something like that?
Would a normal couple agree to do something?
I have no idea how its brain works.
She inherited nothing from her father, nor from her father who was a dragon.
It's a miracle that the Trojan Empire has survived until now under its rule.
Ginger Egg was smug, and to convince Little Pattern that it believed it, it even went so far as to bring in a hunter.
As for hunting, yes, yes, you're right. We can be sea kings if we want, and we can touch the orcs' pink claws if we want. We can do whatever we want.
Upon hearing this, Jiang Dandan became incredibly smug and even told Xiao Huawen, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket. As a dragon, you should aim for the stars and the sea."
Little Flower was very perfunctory, saying, "Yes, yes, you're right," and then it watched helplessly as its brother-in-law lifted its arm and pulled it into his arms, whereupon he simply picked it up and took it away.
The stars and the sea exist.
Fish farming in ponds also exists.
Go to the Orc tribe to find the cat and see its pink paws; it doesn't exist.
The idea of touching the mermaid's beautiful, large tail is simply not true.
Judging by its brother-in-law's character, it would be extremely impressed if its sister could get out of bed in the future.
It's different. In order to show the Great White Dragon his unique style, he slaps him and gives him a piece of candy every day, and showers him with compliments.
The Great White Dragon was completely devoted to it, getting up at 5 a.m. and going to bed at 10 p.m., either handling the affairs of the Troya Empire or the affairs of Earth, and occasionally going on business trips to attend important ceremonies. He was busy as a bee, always eager to please.
Little Flower thought he was doing a great job as queen. He only had to talk, he didn't have to incubate the eggs himself, and he didn't have to do any state affairs. All he did was train dragons and play.
Lingxi was worn down by the three large white dragon eggs and could only walk slowly, with the three large white eggs liking to stick close to its belly.
Imagine it, a magnificent and handsome black snake, undergoing countless hardships to transform into an even more handsome, majestic, and powerful black dragon, and then from a black dragon to a marshal of two nations, second only to the emperor.
Whether in terms of combat prowess or intelligence, the 3,000-year-old black dragon is an absolute force to be reckoned with, but now it has been turned into an egg-incubating tool.
These three large white eggs were about the size of goose eggs. When they were placed on its belly, no matter whether it was wearing combat uniform or formal attire, its flat belly would bulge out.
Its subordinates, its friends, and all sorts of people it knows and doesn't know, when they see it, will say congratulations, and then envy its asexual reproduction, how it can have such a big belly without a mate, it's simply a gift.
It was on the verge of tears, and no one would listen to its explanations. Those three scoundrels were impossible for it to pry off or move away. It was so angry that it simply abandoned the Troya Empire and returned to Earth.
It's a dragon that came from Earth and brought back three eggs. The dragon parents who gave the eggs seem to have completely forgotten about the three of them, and none of them have bothered to look for them, which is quite absurd.
Sigh, Lingxi feels so pathetic!
Jiang Si and Agares stayed in the Troia Empire for more than ten days, planning to take Yan Liu out for a trip, but unexpectedly received a communication from the orc Hu Xian: "Your Excellency Jiang Jiang, please come to the orc territory to see your mother Mu Bei one last time."
When Jiang Si heard Hu Xian's words, she was stunned for a long time before replying, "Okay, I will arrive in 3 hours. Please ask him to wait for me."
After the communication ended, Jiang Siyan, Liu Agares, and their companions boarded the ship and arrived at the Orc territory three hours later using space jump technology.
Simubei, the nine-tailed orange beastman, was the first among the 30 or so members of the Red Eyebrows Fleet to face death.
When Jiang Si arrived at the orc tribe, Si Mubei could no longer maintain his human form. The vain boy had turned into a nine-tailed giant orange.
His fur was no longer golden and shiny, but had turned a dull yellow, without any spirit, like an old cat that was breathing shallowly and even had difficulty blinking.
Perhaps because he was about to die, or perhaps because the cat and fox clans were sensitive, a large number of cats and foxes gathered outside his cat palace.
These cats and foxes are all in their original forms, not humanoid. There are white cats with heterochromia, tabby cats, long-haired cats with heterochromia, calico cats, orange cats, red foxes, white foxes, Arctic foxes, and so on.
The cats and foxes were either sitting or lying down, gazing at the palace, as if they were praying for Simubei, this top prophet who was a hybrid of fox and cat.
Although this top-tier hybrid was tired of life with foxes and cats and only wanted to escape, he longed for his short life to be free from constraints.
But his people, the foxes and cats, didn't care at all. They firmly believed that he was always there, and because of him, their cat and fox tribes prospered and held a position of great importance among the orcs.
Jiang Si poured her spiritual power into Si Mubei, transforming him from a nine-tailed giant orange back into human form. In his human form, he was no longer the super queen, the super beautiful, red-browed second-in-command of the fleet with two iron balls on his chest.
He was very, very thin, so thin that it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say he was skin and bones. When he woke up and saw Jiang Si and Yan Liu, he smiled at them and said, "Oh my, my daughter, little Yan Liu, what brings you here? Did that stinky fox send you?"
"I knew it! That stinky fox had ill intentions and wanted you to see my ugly face. He's despicable."
Jiang Si looked at him and smiled back: "You're not ugly, you're very handsome. No one is more handsome than you, not even that stinky fox."
Yanliu chimed in, "Yeah, it's Arctic fox molting season now. That stinky fox's fur has shed so badly, it's not even comparable to you. You're the most handsome, the most beautiful, and the most gorgeous kid."
Si Mubei, this vain cat, has both fox and cat blood, making him a hybrid. He can transform into either a nine-tailed fox or a nine-tailed cat.
His prophetic abilities surpassed those of Hu Xian; he was a treasured possession of the fox and cat clans, but he was not long-lived.
There were fox and cat ancestors who had mixed-breed offspring. Such hybrids are against the nature of the species, and even if they were lucky enough to exist, they would not live long. They would die of mental exhaustion, genetic failure, and organ failure in their 30-40 years or 100 years.
Tired of his imprisonment, he tried every means to escape, leaving the palace that imprisoned him to roam freely among the stars and the sea, where he was tricked by Bo Jichen into becoming a space pirate.
Becoming a space pirate brought excitement and wonder to his stagnant life. It was through this experience that he met Jiang Si and Yan Liu.
After receiving treatment from top therapists and eating a variety of natural fruits and vegetables, he, who was originally only supposed to live to be over 100, has now lived to be over 300, gaining more than 200 years.
Having gained over 200 years more, he didn't feel like he had lost out at all; in fact, he was extremely happy and could even joke with Jiang Siyanliu: "Of course I'm the most handsome and beautiful one. Neither the cat clan nor the fox clan can find a one as good-looking as me."
"Don't be sad or upset. Whether you're a fox or a human, you'll eventually die. Death isn't scary; it represents the arrival of new life."
Jiang Si touched his head, her hands imbued with spiritual energy. Following her hand, she touched his head and entered his body: "I'm not sad, I'm not upset, I've come to see you off."
Yan Liu's lips curled up slightly as she called out the nickname she had given Si Mubei: "Yeah, Fatty, you've always said you don't know what kind of species Jiang Si and I are. Now I'm telling you, we're an immortal species."
“Even if you die today and come back to life tomorrow, we can send away 10, 20, or 100 more kittens like you.”
As Si Mubei said, he felt that he had already gained a lot by living 200 years longer. He was not afraid of death and faced it with equanimity.
So when Yan Liu said that, he smiled and his amber eyes lit up: "That's great. From now on, the funeral arrangements for my cat and fox clans will be in your hands."
When a species is dying, the spiritual energy poured onto them cannot penetrate. This was true for Jiu Feng, and it was also true for Si Mu Bei.
Jiang Si withdrew the spiritual energy she had inputted, saying, "I don't have time to see them off in their final days. I'm exploring the stars and the sea, seeing things I've never seen before, and eating things I've never eaten before."
"Sending off cats and foxes to their final moments is not in line with my principles. You should find someone else. My Yanliu won't do it either. I want to take her along to play."
Si Mubei's lips curled up in a smirk, and he said nonchalantly, "What a pity, you've made me happy for nothing. I'm angry now and I don't want to see you two. I want to see that stinky fox. Can you call that stinky fox for me?"
His subtext was that he was going to die, he couldn't hold on any longer, he didn't want to die in front of them, he didn't want them to see him before he breathed his last, and he wanted that stinky fox to come and see him off on his final journey.
Jiang Si and Yan Liu exchanged a glance. "Fine, if you don't want to see us, we'll go and call that stinky fox to wait for you outside."
"You need to take good care of yourself. We'll continue to listen to gossip and discuss gossip later. Let me tell you, that 200-300-year-old fish in the spring is pregnant again, I heard that the old clam gave birth to a pearl."
"Get well soon, and bet me how many babies she can have this time?"
Si Mubei lay on the bed, weak and listless, the light in his eyes almost extinguished: "Okay, Yanliu, wait for me, wait until I'm better, then I'll come back to Earth and gossip with you."
Yanliu nodded heavily and walked out with Jiangsi.
Outside were Hu Xian Agares and the rest of the Red Eyebrows Fleet, except for Bo Jichen, who was absent. They had come from all directions of the Milky Way in the Abel Galaxy to send their second-in-command off on his final journey.
Although this second-in-command was a bit unreliable, he was the life of the party. Because of him, their Red Eyebrows Fleet was able to repeatedly escape danger and become the premier space pirate fleet in the Abel system.
Jiang Si nodded to Hu Xian, who quickly walked into the house. After Si Mubei transformed into human form, nine large, bright yellow tails appeared behind him.
The once vibrant yellow tail no longer moved erratically; now, its nine tails hung listlessly on the bed, devoid of any energy.
Hu Xian walked to the bedside, picked up Si Mubei, and held him against her chest. Her voice choked with emotion as she called out, "Cat..."
Si Mubei grabbed his arms with both hands, struggling to look up at him with pleading, determination, and utter hatred in her eyes. "Fox, there's a saying among humans: 'When a person is about to die, their words are good.'"
"Over the years, I have never asked you for anything. Before I die, I want to ask you to promise me that you will not let the fox clan and the cat clan have any more fox and cat hybrids because of some bullshit top prophet."
"Please use your position as the chief of the fox clan to abolish the so-called top prophet's secret, dirty, and shameful deeds!"